The Unnatural Inquirer
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“What about your other story?” I said. “A day in the company of the infamous John Taylor?”
Bettie smiled and hooked her arm familiarly through mine. “Let someone else write it.”
We came at last to the Londinium Club, and Bettie and I stopped at the foot of the steps to stare at the black iron railings surrounding the club. Impaled on the iron spikes were three recently severed heads. Queen Helena, Uptown Taffy Lewis, and General Condor. Helena looked as though she was still screaming. Taffy looked sullen. And the General…had a look of sad resignation, as though he’d known all along it would come to this. I’m sure enough people warned him. The Nightside does so love to break a hero.
“Admiring the display?” said Walker, unhurriedly descending the steps to join us. “It makes a statement, I think.”
“Your work?” I asked.
“I ordered it done,” said Walker. “They disturbed the peace of the Nightside and threatened to plunge it into civil war. So I did what I had to.”
“And not at all because they challenged your authority,” I said.
Walker just smiled.
“But…why kill the General?” said Bettie, staring fascinated at the impaled heads. “I mean, he was one of the good guys. Wasn’t he?”
“There’s no-one more dangerous to the status quo,” I said. “Right, Walker?”
He put out a hand to me. “You have something for me, I believe?”
I handed over the Aquarius Key. Walker hefted it on the palm of his hand. “You didn’t really think you’d be allowed to keep something as powerful as this, did you, John?”
I shrugged. “Be grateful. I could have given it to the Collector.”
He nodded to me, tipped his bowler hat to Bettie, and went back into his Club. Leaving his handiwork behind him, pour discourager les autres.
“You could have kept that Key,” said Bettie. “He’s not powerful enough to make you do anything you don’t want to.”
“Maybe,” I said. “Maybe not. All depends on where he’s getting his power from these days…But anyway, I’m not ready to go head to head with him, not just yet. Certainly not over a glorified magical waste disposal. We’re still on the same side. I think.”
“Even after this?” said Bettie, gesturing fiercely at the severed heads. “Look at them! Killed by one of his pet assassins, just because they threatened his position! You liked the General. I could tell.”
“Walker’s done worse, in his time,” I said. “And so have I.”
Bettie took both my hands in hers and made me face her, her eyes holding mine. “You’re better than you think, John. Better than you allow yourself to believe. I know you’ve done…questionable things. I’ve seen some of them. But you’re not the cold-blooded killer your legend makes you out to be.”
“Bettie…”
“You’re the way you are because of her! Because of Suzie Shooter, Shotgun Suzie! She wants you to be a killer, just like her. Because that’s the only way you’ll ever have something in common instead of what everyone else has. You don’t have to be like her, John. I can show you a better life.”
“Bettie, don’t…”
“Hush, John. Hush. Listen to me. I love you. I want to be with you, want you to be with me. You can’t throw your life away on Suzie Shooter, simply because you feel sorry for her. She’s cold, broken…she can never be a real woman to you. Not like I can. How can you have a real relationship with someone when you can’t even touch her? I could make you so happy, John. We could have a home, a life, a sex life.”
She moved in close, still holding on tight to my hands, her face so close to mine now I could feel the breath from her words on my mouth.
“I can be any kind of woman you want, John. Every dream you ever had. I’m exactly the right kind of woman for you, one foot in Heaven, one foot in Hell. Come with me, John. You know you want to.”
“Yes,” I said. “I want to. But that’s not enough.”
“What else is there? I can help you! You don’t have to be a killer, don’t have to be so cold…With my help you could be a better person, a real hero!”
“But that’s not me,” I said. “And never was. I am what I have to be, to get things done; and that includes the bad as well as the good. Suzie understands that. She’s always understood me. She accepts me, all of me. I’ve never had to explain myself to her. She’s my friend, my partner, my love. I love her, and she loves me as best she can. And she cares about the real me, not the legend you still insist on seeing when you look at me. I want you, Bettie. But I don’t need you, not the way I need Suzie.”
“But…why?”
“Perhaps because…monsters belong together,” I said.
I looked at her until she let go of my hands. She was breathing hard.
“Hello, John,” said a cold, steady voice above us. “Is that girl bothering you?”
“Not any more,” I said. “Hello, Suzie.”
She was standing at the top of the steps leading down from the Londinium Club, a tall blonde Valkyrie in black motorcycle leathers, one hand tucked into the bandoliers of bullets criss-crossing her chest. She came unhurriedly down to join us. Bettie looked at her, and then at me, and then tossed her head angrily.
“You deserve each other! I never want to see you again, John Taylor!”
She strode away, her high heels clacking loudly on the pavement, her head held high. She didn’t look back once.
“Nice horns,” said Suzie. “Did I miss something?”
“Not really,” I said. “You finished work now?”
“Yes. Just picked up my payment from Walker. A little private work.” Suzie looked at the three severed heads. “Didn’t take me long.”
I looked at her, and then at the heads. I could have said something, but I didn’t.
“Come on, Suzie,” I said. “Let’s go home.”
It’s the Nightside.