Harry Kidman (Hall Of Fame Book 1)

by Stanimir Mirov

  Harry Kidman

  Hall Of Fame

  Teen Romance Comedy

  By Stanimir Mirov

  Copyright © 2016

  Harry Kidman by Stanimir Mirov

  Copyright © 2016 Stanimir Mirov. All rights reserved.

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  BOOK DESCRIPTION

  A book so powerful, you will shut your TV.

  So consuming you will push it on your friends even if they don’t read.

  It’s so addicting you can’t shut up about it. It’s basically like drugs.

  Prepare for 100+ epic pages, filled with awesome, unforgettable moments…

  Teen romantic comedy about sex, love, and rock & roll… Scratch the last one, it’s actually hip hop and rap most of the time. Hmm, now that I think about it, scratch it all. You will have to read it if you want to know what is what, and who is who… But yes, it is a high school classic, bad boys fighting, fast cars racing, crazy parties going wrong, miscellaneous involvement in shady businesses, with an occasional possibility for a sequel. You don’t want to miss it, do you?

  FROM THE AUTHOR

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  You can also check some of the other author books, like: Gangsters In Time

  Truffle Hunters

  Table of Contents

  Harry Kidman by Stanimir Mirov

  FROM THE AUTHOR

  Chapter I

  Chapter II

  Chapter III

  Chapter IV

  Chapter V

  Chapter VI

  Chapter VII

  Chapter VIII

  Chapter IX

  Chapter X

  Chapter XI

  Chapter XII

  ABOUT THE AUTHOR

  FROM THE AUTHOR

  Chapter I

  The Afterparty

  Harry Kidman had just turned eighteen. He knew that his friends would prepare a big party for him, but he never thought that he would wake up in the nearby house between two beautiful girls, wearing only one female sock on his left foot and a bra on his head. He needed at least fifteen seconds to open his other eye.

  Once he did, he realized the whole situation, which was the reason for that 24 karat smile on his face. But this glorious moment for Kidman did not last for long. From the first floor, a hoarse man’s voice was heard, “Natasha, Patricia, it’s breakfast time.”

  The two cookies, who had just woke up, initially looked just as sprayed, but after hearing footsteps on the stairs, their minds suddenly cleared.

  “Quick, exit through the terrace,” whispered the one whose hair looked like an excited cactus.

  Harry jumped with unprecedented speed and ran to the glass door.

  “Wait,” stopped him the sister whose hairstyle was even more unspeakable of, “don’t forget your clothes,” the blond girl laughed while staring at the slightly embarrassed teenager's ass.

  The young man quickly pulled his boxers, but there wasn’t enough time for the rest. A Gentle knock on the door was heard, and a second later, it slowly opened.

  “Where are my sleepy girls?”

  ***

  In the house next door, where most of the party was held, the crowd was beginning to wiggle slowly but surely. Mike Odonal, the organizer and one of Harry's best friends, stood on the porch, admiring the view while smoking a cigarette with a beer in hand. James was sitting on a chair beside him, whimpering and holding his head.

  Mike suddenly coughed and, while laughing, pushed his still sobering buddy.

  “Ha ha ha, isn’t that Harry?!”

  Kidman was running on a large terrace with his clothes in hand, and a big man was yelling something after him. The adulterer was soon caught on tight. On the opposite side, half of the school had already gathered, chanting, “Jump Harry, jump!”

  A few even captured this great moment with their cameras.

  Kidman looked around and saw the pool, which was a few meters away from the railing. He was in deadlock but did not see another way out, because the father had found a baseball bat somewhere. Harry made a few quick steps and jumped from the parapet. During the few seconds, in which he was flying, he prayed to God to just hit the pool and not the tiles. Falling most outrageously on his back, this was not his biggest problem. He was more disturbed by the giant flying towards him. The teenager forgot about the clothes and swam like a real Olympic hope. Years later, he claimed that he might had even beaten the record of Michael Phelps.

  Mike started the car and soon caught up to his naked, still running, friend.

  “Quick, jump inside!”

  Harry jumped in the car, panting after the one-mile sprint. There was a moment of silence, followed by laughter.

  “This one was even crazier than your mother's hairdresser. Could you explain how I found myself in bed with Patty and Natasha Gudman?”

  “The short version or?” Mike asked with a smile.

  “Short, please.”

  “After you emptied a bottle of whiskey, you managed to drain several cups of absent too. Followed striptease, a rap song with the microphone, which has been captured for sure, as it was the fiasco with the sisters, and you finally went to the twins and explained to them that you would please them both. Apparently, they were drunk enough to believe you,” Odonal winked.

  “What about the father?”

  “Shouldn’t have been there, he was supposed to be out the town. There are shorts and a shirt on the back seat. Get dressed, we are going to have breakfast.”

  “Thank God, I feel like I haven’t eaten since Friday. “

  “Harry, it’s Saturday!”

  Kidman blankly stared at him with his ass on the window, trying to put his shorts and shirt on at the same time.

  “That's what I’m saying. First, drive me home to take a quick shower and get some new clothes. After that, we will have lunch at Joe’s Pizzeria.”

  “You’re the man, Harry,” Odonal responded with mockery.

  “Haha, how long will this continue?”

  “Remember how you screwed up with Sally?”

  “Who doesn’t?”

  “Well, you answered your own question...”

  One hour later, Mike’s black Dodge stopped in front of Joe’s Pizzeria.

  Kidman, already fully dressed, looked out from the window for friendly faces.

  “Calm down, even in modern days, the news doesn’t travel so fast,” his friend assured him.

  But Harry had a bad feeling in his gut. And he was almost sure it was not because of the lack of food.

  Both of them slowly got out of the car and entered the food establishment. Kidman froze in his place. He had the feeling that he was seeing thousands of people and that all of them were his acquaintances.

  Suddenly, excited teenagers started shouting from the tables, accompanied by applause.

  “Well done Harry, you’re the man.”

  “You hid their ball.”

  “You are so dirty. Dirty Harry, ladies, and gentlemen. The breaker of f
emale hearts.”

  Harry could finally not withstand and decided to indulge the crowd that would not calm down as if it was a rock concert. He lifted his hands in the air, Rocky-style in round fifteen after winning by knockout and slowly walked to the only free table in the corner, continuing to accept greetings of buddies and strangers.

  Finally, he and Mike were able to get on the leather sofa and crashed on top of itlike it was a raft in a sea of​​sharks. Harry sighed soothingly, “Crazy times.”

  “They are,” Mike continued in a calm voice, “but even stranger things have happened under the influence of alcohol.”

  A beautiful, black-haired girl with bright blue eyes and perfect figure, dressed like a waitress, walked slowly to the newcomers and with a slight hint of anger asked, “Mickey, do you want something?”

  “The usual, Shelly.”

  Kidman decided to intervene since he clearly felt a dismissive tone.

  “Shell, I think I saw you last night for a second and then you disappeared. Did you have fun?”

  “Oh, Harry, sorry. I didn’t recognize you with so much clothes on. Do you want something?”

  The young man was about to order when he saw how the girl turn her back and go into the kitchen.

  “Ha ha ha,” Odonal laughed, then became serious, “ you deserve even worse, but who can blame you after so much alcohol.”

  “I don’t remember. What did I do?”

  “Shelly arrived later, as you recall, she was second shift. It was the first time I saw her look so beautiful and I won’t even mention her dress. As I was saying... You were already pretty drunk, and after nearly 20 minutes you saw her, although she had waved several times before that. It was a complete madhouse around, and your rap solo blew everybody’s minds. Despite all of that, you could see in her eyes that she was glad to see you. So, while you were making your way towards her, you tripped over a cord and, falling like a plank, you poured the glass of whiskey on her dress.”

  Harry closed his eyes for a moment...

  “Tell me I got up and helped her.”

  “Mmm, I don’t want to lie. The thing is, in the next five minutes you didn’t get up at all. After some time, I managed to revive you, and before I could explain that Shelly was in the bathroom, you were in the arms of Patty and Nat again. Then you disappeared.”

  Kidman smiled slightly.

  “At least I know the end of the story.”

  “Harry, everybody knows the end of the story. As for Shelly, I’m not sure why you keep torturing her like that. You’ve been friends since third grade, and she has probably been in love with you from the fourth. Not to mention that she saved your ass from Sally in eight grade. We both know that she has feelings for you and if you don’t clarify things soon, you will lose her.”

  “You’re imagining things, Mike. But you are right, I owe her an apology. This isn’t the problem. The question is what I’m going to do on Monday if Patty and Nat father’s comes to school? I’m telling you, this time, I might draw the short stick. Hey, Joe, bring me a salad, Shelly is angry with me at the moment.”

  “Yes, Harry, I will immediately dress her. Aa, I mean get it ready.”

  “Very funny!”

  In the evening, Kidman decided to drop by around Shelly, which was not difficult, because they were neighbors since they can remember. He knocked impatiently at the door and silently began to think of what he would say. The door suddenly opened before he could come up with a proper apology.

  “Harry, it’s late, and I’m first shift tomorrow. So be brief.”

  “See Shell, Mike told me what I did, and I want...”

  “Harry,” interrupted him his black haired neighbor, “you don't have to apologize. It’s not your fault, this is who you are.”

  “Shell,” Kidman took her hand.

  “Do not worry,” the beauty interrupted him again, “you know that I forgive you quickly. I’ll see you on Monday at school.”

  “I'll come and pick you up in the morning.”

  “Joe told me that he would drive me. Good night, Harry.”

  After the last words, the door closed right in front of the wondering young man’s nose. This was one of those moments when his conscience worked at full speed and was eating him from the inside. In this case, he couldn’t do more.

  Chapter II

  All the Jumps

  Sunday at noon Mike, Harry, James and Odonal’s girlfriend, Sarah, decided to go to the pool to relax a little. Their fun, however, was about to get embitter. The pool was not only crowded, but Pat and Nat’s boyfriends were in the water with a few friends.

  “Woah, things might escalate now!” James pointed out.

  “Harry, get out before they see you,” Mike pulled him.

  But it was too late. Five, six boys jumped out of the water and headed towards them.

  “Mike, James, you take the three on the back! I’ll take care the other two in front…”

  “Sarah, if something happens, stay away!”

  “Hun, you know I will not leave you.”

  “Woman now is not the moment.”

  The largest one of the crowd came close to Harry’s face at no more than two inches and viciously gritted his teeth, then ostentatiously cracked his neck and fingers.

  “Tell me, Harry,” the bully asked through his clenched teeth, “how was she?”

  “How was who, Connor?”

  “You know what, my ex-girlfriend!”

  “Oh, Connor, honey,” Harry passionately bit his lip, “it was...” he grabbed his package with his left hand, “she was riding it like an Arabian stallion on race.”

  After the last word, the husky didn’t manage to hold out and swung, but Harry expected the impact and successfully avoided it, then he pushed Connor into the water. Just before the fight broke out, the guards intervened.

  “We are not done, Kidman!” the wet bully shouted.

  “I don’t know about you, but I finished a long time ago,” Harry winked at him with a smile and headed for the sunbed nearby.

  “Boys, one more offense and I will banish you for good,” said the guard.

  But our guys did not care anymore. Harry remained in his surf shorts and Mike was wearing some shorts he found somewhere with an inscription in the ass "Kiss me, Bitch". Sarah looked at her man with a smile, “You bought those shorts after all!”

  “Specially for you, sweetie!” smiled Odonal, then accelerated and made a bomb into the pool, in the middle of a group of girls.

  After an hour of nasty looks and obscene signs, Connor approached.

  “Harry, a game of Parrot between you and me? Loser strips naked with his clothes in hand…”

  Kidman thought for a moment, and James poked him, “What do you care, Harry, it won’t be your first time.”

  Sarah was enjoying the cocktails, but after the last sentence, she laughed so hard that it went all the way through her nose.

  “Okay, Connor. Just be sure not to regret it in the end.”

  Once they threw the coin to see who would go first, husky quickly climbed the ladder and stood on the edge, which was about ten feet high. He turned around and pointedly raised his hands. Then he pushed his body vigorously and landed perfectly in the water with a backflip. Followed applause from his group and some of the neutrals.

  Kidman calmly watched, encouraged by Mike, who rubbed his shoulders, like he was a kickboxer from K1. Then he climbed the stairs and also made a backflip. The jump was flawless. He quickly emerged from the water and again headed for the podium, slightly smiling this time. He vigorously climbed up and stood at the end, to make room for velocity behind. From somewhere the song "AC/DC - T.N.T." was heard and sounded like a joke.

  “Connor, the jump, which I will show you, is called "the plank". I learned it during my vacation in Eastern Europe. It took me a long time to perfect it, so enjoy it.”

  Harry stretched his hands, clutched his groin with them and accelerated. What followed was a powerful launch from the edge
, his body flew forward almost parallel to the water. A deafening noise was generated by the curiosity jump. Kidman fell on his face and stomach, only his hands and slightly tilted head stopped the direct hit. Hence the name of the drop.

  The crowd – speechless. This time, no one yelled. People looked puzzled. The diver quickly emerged with a happy face. Got out of the pool like nothing happened and winked at Connor.

  “You are up, brother!”

  The tough teenager wondered for a few seconds, but encouraged by his friends, he refused to strip naked. He climbed the ladder and stood on the edge. He looked at the water for some time but eventually overcame his fear. Jumped and plopped on his face. The pain was indescribable. His grimace when he emerged was disheartening, and the flesh was as red as a German in the summer. Kidman applauded and cried spitefully, “Bravo Connor, apparently, you have balls!”

  The bully recovered after a few minutes and prepared for a new jump. He stood on the edge, on his hands this time. Slightly pushed, spun in the air and dived with his head down. The jump was a more difficult one but wasn’t a problem for Harry.

  Kidman did not even wait for his opponent to get out of the water. He quickly found himself on the platform and more or less repeated the jump. Then he came out and glared Connor.

  “It’s time to finish this,” then he started climbing the ladder slowly, thinking about his next move.

  At that moment, Shelley appeared at the main door with a friend in hand. Harry noticed her from the top. He stood on the edge and looked at her, shouting, “Shelley, baby, this is for you!”

  He instantly spread his hands in the air like Jesus Christ in Rio De Janeiro and jumped. His body was flying again parallel to the water, his arms and legs were splayed maximum, forming a star. A terrible noise was heard during the collision. Head, stomach, and limbs burst into the water like watermelon dust under the pressure of the knife.