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Broken Hearted Ghoul
A Taxi for the Dead Paranormal Mystery
By
Joyce and Jim Lavene
Copyright © 2014 Joyce and Jim Lavene
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Table of Contents
Broken Hearted Ghoul
Table of Contents
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven
Chapter Twelve
Chapter Thirteen
Chapter Fourteen
Chapter Fifteen
Chapter Sixteen
Chapter Seventeen
Chapter Eighteen
Chapter Nineteen
Chapter Twenty
Chapter Twenty-One
Chapter Twenty-Two
Chapter Twenty-three
Chapter Twenty-four
Chapter Twenty-five
Chapter Twenty-six
Chapter Twenty-seven
Chapter Twenty-eight
Chapter Twenty-nine
Chapter Thirty
Chapter Thirty-one
Chapter Thirty-two
About the Authors
Chapter One
My name is Skye Mertz, and I’m a zombie.
I know. Not exactly a great pick-up line at a bar, huh?
I’m not the newfangled, brain-eating kind of zombie who runs around moaning and pulling off body parts. I come from old magic, and I look mostly normal. Short blonde hair. Blue eyes. About five foot ten.
My dead husband—this is two years back—used to say I looked like an ostrich first thing in the morning. I think it was supposed to be affectionate.
How I got here is a long story. Where I am right now is waiting for a man at an old motel in Gatlinburg, Tennessee.
It’s cold—though I can’t feel cold anymore. It’s after two a.m., but since I don’t sleep anymore, no problem.
“How long do we have to wait for him?” my new partner asked.
That’s Debbie Hernandez—late twenties, dark hair, big brown eyes. She looks like someone’s mother with her round hips and big breasts. There’s something very understanding about her. She’s compassionate.
I don’t know what she’s doing out here.
She’s not a zombie, but she’s taken on the twenty-year debt for her husband. He’s the zombie. She doesn’t want him to know. It’s complicated.
Oh, the twenty-year thing, right?
Abe, our zombie master—he hates when I call him that—grants everyone twenty years of life when he takes them. Since it usually happens when you’re on your last legs, most people are glad to do what needs to be done.
We wear his mark—a small blue symbol tattooed on the heel of one foot. It kind of looks like an A with a circle around it.
Each of us owes Abe twenty years of service of one kind or another. He’s into a little bit of everything so I guess he needs all different people.
Debbie is the first non-zombie to take on service to Abe that I know of. She was willing to do whatever he asked to keep her husband going. She said her kids needed a father.
I can relate to that. Abe came to me when I was in the hospital after the terrible wreck that left my husband, Jacob, dead at the scene. He offered me twenty years, and I jumped at the chance.
My little girl, Kate, was only five at the time. With Jacob dead, and my prognosis heading in the same direction, it was an easy choice for me. Kate will be an adult when my twenty years of service is up. She can take care of herself then. It was a good exchange.
“It’s cold out here.” Debbie exhaled into the frosty night air and rubbed her gloved hands together.
“You should dress warmer.”
“What about you?”
“I’m dead. I don’t feel cold.”
“Oh.”
“Terry must be the same, right?” Terry was her husband. He was a cop who’d been shot during a hold-up. It had been two weeks since she’d agreed to trade her service for his life.
“He’d never let on that he was cold, even when he was alive.” She smiled. “He’s always been a real man.”
Ugh! Protect me from women who believe their men are worthier than them. Jacob and I would’ve never lasted a day if he’d had that attitude.
I’d been a Nashville cop for longer than Jacob had been. Not that being his partner was what made him respect me. Some people just won’t have it any other way. I respected him too.
I finally saw movement at the seedy hotel. “I think that’s him.”
“What do we do with him?” This was Debbie’s first time in the field. Abe said he was moving her around, trying to find the right spot for her.
She was still getting used to things. I cut her some slack. “His twenty years are up. Some people don’t want to let go, even though they made the deal. Like this one. He was supposed to turn up at the mortuary. He never showed up.”
“So we kill him, and take him back?”
“He’s dead already, remember? Basically, we just take him back. Abe cuts the silver cord that binds them to him. That’s about it.”
“Are they all this way?”
“Most seem to be grateful for their time, and they go along quietly. They just step into the taxi for the dead, and we’re off.”
Debbie shook her head. “Taxi for the dead?”
“That’s kind of what I named my van. It only carries dead people.” I grinned. “At least until you came along.”
“This whole thing is so strange. I’m not sure I understood what I was getting myself into when I agreed to this.”
Too late now. No point in telling her. The contract can only be broken by death. It was between her and Abe. Nothing to do with me.
“He’s definitely trying to ditch us.” I pointed at the man as he stealthily slid toward his car, glancing furtively around the parking lot. “I really hate these ones. Come on. Let’s go.”
I started the engine, and drove across the empty street. All the outside lights were out. Had he picked this place because it was dark thinking he could hide?
I hoped he didn’t think it mattered to me. He should have known that zombies have a nose for each other. I can smell one a mile away.
I saw someone else get in the car with him. I really hated when a family member was with someone who didn’t want to leave. It made it hard when they begged and pleaded for the other person’s life.
There was nothing I could do about it. Even if I wanted to let him run, Abe would just send someone else, and I wouldn’t get paid. I might be a zombie, but I still had some physical needs, and my daughter, Kate, had plenty of them.
I parked the van, and approached the old Ford. My zombie was getting ready to pull out of the parking lot. I tapped on the driver’s side window.
“Yes?” He fearfully rolled the window down an inch or so.
“Mr. Frank Tappman? I’m here to take you back, sir.”
“I need more time. Please. I can’t go right now. Just a few more months.”
“It’s not up to me, sir. You struck a deal with Abe,
and that twenty years has expired. Actually, it expired yesterday. Please step out of the car, and come with us.”
“No. You don’t understand.” He smiled at the woman in the car with him. “I got married in the last few years. My wife is pregnant and about to give birth. I want to see my son. Then I’ll go with you.”
I felt Debbie sneak a peek at me, probably wondering if I was going to let him go. I’d done it before, actually. It just meant running after the person again. There was always a good excuse to stay. I knew that. I hoped I wouldn’t beg for my life when my time was up.
I couldn’t see the woman’s face in the dark car, but she was in for a surprise. “I think I can help with this problem, sir. That may be your wife, but that’s not your child.”
The woman with him laughed—a titter of nerves in the interior shadows. “Of course it’s his child. Don’t listen, Frank. The baby is yours.”
“Zombies don’t get pregnant or get other people pregnant,” I told her. “We just don’t have it is us anymore. We’re dead.”
“What?” Mr. Tappman looked at his wife for an explanation. “Is that true, Marcia?”
“Not exactly.” She tried to dodge the issue, and failed. “You didn’t donate the sperm, but you’re the baby’s emotional father. That counts for something, right?”
Mr. Tappman kind of folded after that. He’d been defiant. Now he was afraid. He got out of the car and held out his hands like I was going to put him in handcuffs or something.
“I’m not the police,” I said. “Just get in the van. You know how this goes. You got your twenty years. I hope you got to do a lot of great things with your time.”
He looked up at the night sky and sighed. “I wish I could have another twenty.”
“Maybe Abe can help you with that.” I shrugged. “I don’t know. I only bring people in when their time is up. I’m a zombie, just like you.”
“You probably don’t think it will be hard when it’s your turn.” He stared at me. “But it will be.”
“Thanks.” I held open the van door for him. “You’re probably right.”
Marcia got active at the last minute when she finally realized we were really taking away her lover. She screamed, and threw herself on the hood of the van. I moved away carefully. I had no mandate to do anything with the living—that wasn’t my job.
She finally subsided, sobbing loudly as she leaned against the other car.
I heard Debbie’s heavy sigh next to me. I wanted to tell her that it got easier as it went along. It wouldn’t be the truth.
***
It was a long drive back to Nashville. Debbie slept most of the way.
I could feel Mr. Tappman’s gaze boring into the back of my head. I was hoping he wouldn’t try to make a run for it when we stopped at a light or something. I’d had that happen a few times. It wasn’t a pleasant experience.
I carried a Taser. If I had to, I could take him down. But that meant picking him up, and carrying him to the van. I didn’t get paid more for the extra work.
There was some reason that zombies had to come in at the end of their service. I wasn’t sure why. Abe wasn’t exactly the sharing type in that respect. Maybe they became brain-eating zombies—all Night of the Living Dead or something. I didn’t know. Since it would happen to me someday, I wasn’t sure I wanted to know.
Just do my job, keep my head down, and go home to Kate. That was my motto.
As we approached Nashville, my hometown, the neon lights were starting to fade into the morning sky. We’d left behind the Smoky Mountains, and approached the skyscrapers perched on the edge of the Cumberland River.
Somewhere out there, a guitar player was hoping for a lucky break today. This was Music City—the home of the Grand Ole Opry—and a thousand hopeful hearts.
My hometown had grown a lot in the past twenty of my thirty years. It wasn’t just country music and guitar players looking for a break anymore. It was banks, and insurance companies that blended in with the rolling hills.
Kate was still asleep in her bed. I thought about her often at times like this. It was a quiet and empty time that I was usually alone. These moments were what people fought so hard to keep. Life was precious in all its splendor—but no one could hold on to it forever.
“It’s so beautiful,” Mr. Tappman whispered from the backseat. “We don’t appreciate it, do we? Life is . . . amazing.”
“It is.” I wished Debbie would wake up and talk to him. I didn’t feel like a philosophical discussion about why he was there.
I nudged her a little. She groaned, and turned away in the seat. So much for that.
“There’s still time. You could let me go right here and forget you ever saw me.”
“You’re going to have to be thankful for the time you’ve had and get on with it.” I didn’t meet his eyes in the rearview mirror. That only invited more conversation.
It wasn’t that I disagree. Life is amazing. Most people who were alive didn’t realize how important it was—until it was too late. Those of us already dead, and living on borrowed time? We knew.
We reached the mortuary, finally. It was called Simon’s. Mannequins in tuxedoes and bland, pale gowns were posed next to expensive caskets as though they were mourning people inside of them.
It was tasteless. But it worked with the place.
I pulled the van around the back to the delivery door. There was an old black hearse parked back there too. It had seen better days. As far as I knew, Abe kept this place going with his zombies. I’d never seen a normal, human funeral here.
“Okay. Let’s go inside. I know you’re scared, but Abe is waiting. It’ll be okay.” I turned to smile at him.
He was already halfway out the door.
What the hell?
“I can’t do it,” he yelled back at me. “I’m sorry. I can’t walk in like a lamb to the slaughter.”
Great.
He was running through the parking lot. “Mr. Tappman, please come back.”
“You’ll have to catch me first!”
I could probably outrun him, but I was tired and really didn’t feel like it. I hated to shoot him down—it meant I’d have to drag him back—but I took the tranquilizer dart gun from the van and aimed at him.
Abe’s hand came down on it. “I’ll handle this, Skye. Thank you.”
He was a big man—well over six feet. His arms and chest were enormous. His head and face were smooth like a baby’s butt. Most of the time, he wore dark glasses. I suspected he did it to mask his eyes that were blank white with no pupil or iris.
His skin fascinated me. It wasn’t dark or cocoa-colored. It was black. Call it jet or ebony—there was no pigment there besides black. It was shiny too, and reminded me of a rubber wet suit. I tried never to stare at him, but it happened sometimes.
“Frank,” Abe called out in a booming baritone. “Do you remember when I came to your hospital bed and you wanted the twenty years I gave you?”
“Yes.” Frank’s voice was anguished. He sounded out of breath. “But it’s so hard. I just can’t do it.”
“You’ve had your gift of life,” Abe persuaded. “It’s time to come home now.”
I was surprised that Frank wasn’t long gone. He sounded as though he was still in the line of pine trees at the back of the parking lot.
That was probably as far as he could sprint without falling over.
“I can get him now,” I whispered to Abe.
“He’ll come in,” he assured me. “He knows what’s right.”
Not convinced of that as he was, I held on to the tranquilizer dart gun, and waited.
“Please, Frank.” Abe’s gentle voice said again in a tone one might use for a hurt animal or frightened child. “I’ll be with you through it all.”
Before I could volunteer again to go and get Mr. Tappman, he slowly started walking back in our direction. His eyes were downcast, and his hands hung limply at his sides.
“I’m sorry, Abe.”
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sp; “That’s all right.” Abe put his arm around Frank’s shoulders. “Let’s get inside out of this chill.”
I watched them walk inside the mortuary. My job was done—not sure I’d get paid extra for it. Abe had done most of the work. It was only a small extra stipend when I brought someone in. I was salaried the rest of the time.
“What’s happening?” Debbie was still half-asleep, rubbing her eyes, as she got out of the van.
“Mr. Tappman decided to run for it. Abe talked him out of it.”
“What?” Debbie shivered in the early morning cold. “This is what happens?” She stared at the mortuary sign like it was written in a foreign language she was trying to understand.
“Don’t forget he was dead to begin with,” I reminded her. “He knew what he was getting into—just like I did.”
“My poor Terry.” Her dark eyes searched my face. “What will I tell him when the time comes for him?”
“I suggest you tell him, and your kids, before the time comes. They might not like the surprise.”
Chapter Two
Even though Abe had helped me, it was still my job to get a release slip from the mortuary attendant. It was as good an excuse as any to find out what had happened to Frank Tappman.
I know I said I wasn’t sure if I wanted to know what happened when a zombie ended his twenty year extra lifespan, but the question bugged me. I wasn’t happy not knowing. Like I told Debbie—better not to be surprised.
Brandon greeted us before we could reach the cold room where the bodies were kept in most mortuaries. There was no sign of Frank or Abe.
“Ladies! Welcome! I was beginning to think we’d gone out of business. It’s been at least twelve hours since the last drop off.”
He was as colorless and white as Abe was black. His washed-out blond hair, and cool blue eyes, were no relief from that ghostly image. Slight and small, he seemed to be a teenager—until you looked closer. There were thousands of fine lines in his face.
“Mr. Tappman ran,” I told him as Debbie looked around with her arms crossed over her chest. “I hate it when they try to run.”
“She’s new.” Brandon grinned, and sniffed at Debbie. “Not dead either. Hi, there. I’m Brandon.”