muddle (17C) to wallow in mud
walk (from German) to press cloth, knead or roll paste; then (Old English) to roll, toss, move about
insult (16C from Latin) to leap upon; then (16C) to glory or triumph over
random (15C) great speed, violence; then (17C) of a shot: haphazard, without purpose, fired at any range other than point blank
MUTTONERS AND
GOLDEN FERRETS
Sport
Sport is sweetest when
there be no lookers on
(1616)
Sport has always been a part of British national life. In the beginning were the informal games that anyone could play anywhere:
way-zaltin (Somerset) a game in which two persons standing back to back interlace each other’s arms and by bending forward alternately raise each other from the ground
hot cockles (1580) a rustic game in which one player lay face downwards, or knelt down with his eyes covered, and being struck by the others in turn, guessed who struck him
hinch-pinch (1603) a game where one person hits another softly, then the other player hits back with a little more force, and each subsequent blow in turn is harder, until it becomes a real fight
IN TOUCH
Many of our best-known sports started life in similar fashion. The earliest games of football involved one village taking on another, in violent, day-long combats where broken legs and bruised heads were common. Current slang reveals that underneath, perhaps, little has changed:
blaggudy (Wales) rough, dirty (especially of a football or rugby team)
clogger (UK slang 1970) a soccer player who regularly injures other players
sprig-stomping (New Zealand 1993) the deliberate stamping with studded boots on a recumbent rugby opponent
falling leaf a long-range shot in football which sees the ball change direction radically in the course of its flight
spaghetti-legs routine a goalkeeper’s trick employed to distract a penalty taker
SECONDS AWAY
Another of our oldest sports had similar rough-and-tumble beginnings:
clow (Winchester 19C) a box on the ear
glass jaw (US slang 1940) of a boxer with an inability to withstand a punch to the chin
haymaker (1912) an unrestrained punch usually leading to a knockout, whereby the fist is swung wide in an arc
claret christening (b.1923) the first blood that flows in a boxing match
waterboy (US police slang 1930s) a boxer who can be bribed or coerced into losing for gambling purposes
FROM LAND’S END TO BROADWAY
Wrestling, too, has become less violent and more theatrical over the years, with a terminology that dates back to its origins, supplemented by more recent slang from around the world …
falx (Tudor–Stuart) a grip round the small of the back
Cornish hug a hug that causes one to be thrown over (Cornish men were famous wrestlers)
sugarbagging the tossing of an opponent onto the canvas as if he were a bag of sugar
whizzer an arm lock trapping one’s arm against the opponent’s body from a position behind him
potato (US slang 1990) a real hit that injures, as opposed to an orchestrated, harmless one
jobber a wrestler whose primary function is losing to better-known wrestlers
broadway a drawn result (so-called because, ideally, the result makes both men bigger stars)
OVER AND OUT
Another quintessentially English game has a host of extraordinary terms, from the yorker (a ball pitched directly at the batsman’s feet) to silly mid-off (a fielding position close to and in front of the batsman). Other words have fallen out of fashion:
muttoner (Winchester College 1831) a blow from a cricket ball on the knuckles, the bat being at the time clasped by them
slobber (1851) to fail to grasp the cricket ball cleanly in fielding
bowl a gallon (Eton College c.1860) to get a hat-trick (the bowler then earned a gallon of beer)
TO THE 19TH
For the more senior sportsman, another gentler but equally demanding game with British (well Scottish, strictly) roots has been successfully exported around the world. First comes the teeing off, with all the problems that that entails:
waggle pre-stroke trial movements
sclaffing skidding the club over the grass before it hits the ball
skull to hit the ball too far above its centre
shank to hit the ball with the neck of the club
whiff a stroke that misses the ball
then the slow or fast progression down the fairway:
chilli-dip a weak, lofted shot that follows a mis-hit that has managed to hit more ground than ball (from the image of taking a taco and scooping up a helping of chilli)
fried egg a ball lying embedded in sand
golden ferret a golf stroke where the ball is holed from a bunker
mulligan a free extra shot sometimes taken as a second chance in a social match to a player who has made a bad one, not counted on his score-card
before the triumphant arrival at the green:
frog hair the well-cut grass that divides the fairway from the green itself and is of a length and smoothness somewhere between the two
steamy a short shot or a putt that passes over or through the green
stiff a shot that stops so close to the hole that it must be impossible to miss the putt
TOUCHÉ
Fencing, by contrast to all of the above, originated on the Continent and so has a language with a very European feel:
mandritta (Tudor–Stuart 1595) a cut from right to left
passado (Shakespeare: Love’s Labour’s Lost 1588) a motion forwards and a thrust
volt (1692) to leap with both feet in the air by your opponent’s left shoulder
appel a tap or stamp of the foot, serving as a warning of one’s intent to attack
derobement an evasion of the opponent’s attempt to take or beat the blade while keeping the sword arm straight and threatening the opponent
TOUR DE FRANCE
Since their invention in France in 1860, bicycles have been eagerly embraced by our Gallic neighbours. So it’s hardly surprising that cycling is a sport with French jargon:
musette a small cotton shoulder bag containing food that’s handed to riders during a race
domestique a member of a professional cycling team, whose job is to ride solely for the benefit of the team and team leader, instead of their own glory
lanterne rouge the overall last-place rider in a stage race (from the red light found on the back of a train)
But as soon as things start going wrong, we’re back to good old English:
bonk a cyclist’s feeling of being devoid of energy
sag wagon the vehicle that carries bicyclists that have withdrawn from the event (due to injury, bicycle malfunction, tiredness etc.)
HEY DUDE!
Surfers follow the waves; and though you can find something to ride on in Newquay, they’re altogether bigger, better and harder to stay on in Big Sur and Bondi …
shark biscuit (Australian slang c.1910) a novice surfer
hang five (US 1960s) to ride with the toes of one foot hooked over the front of the board
knots the bruises and cuts gained from battling the waves and his board (a surfer’s status mark)
grubbing falling off your board while surfing
frube a surfer who does not catch a wave for the whole time they are in the water
hodad (1962) a show-off who hangs around surfing beaches, boasting of his exploits and trying to pick up girls, who has rarely, if ever, tried to surf
cowabunga! (Australian slang 1954) a shout of elation on surfing down a superb wave
COLORADO CLIFFHANGER
Climbing terms, likewise, come from mountainous places:
gingich (Scotland 1716) the chief climber or leader in climbing rocks
flash (Canada 1995) to climb a wall successfully on the first try
dyno
ing (Colorado 1992) leaping to a distant or out-of-reach hand hold
hang-dogging (Colorado 1992) a derogatory term for inexperienced climbers who hang on the rope while attempting feats beyond their ability
TROLLING AND YUMPING
Every sport, indeed, has both specialized terminology and also the kind of insiders’ slang that makes seasoned practitioners feel quietly different, whether that be …
Rowing …
gully-shooting (b.1891) pointing oars upwards when rowing
gimp seat seat number 3 in an eight-person boat (often regarded as having the least responsibility)
blip-o! (late 19C) a derisive cry at a boat’s coxswain colliding with anything
Tennis …
ketchepillar (early 16C) a tennis player
nacket (1833) a tennis ball-boy
Gymnastics …
coffee grinder a manoeuvre from a squatting position on the floor involving a circle of the leg while keeping both hands on the floor
fliffis a twisting double somersault performed on the trampoline
fly-away a horizontal-bar dismount method with a backward somersault
Billiards …
feather to run the cue backwards and forwards across the bridge between finger and thumb prior to making a shot
english the spin imparted to the ball
cocked hat a shot in which the ball hit by the white rebounds off three different cushions towards a middle pocket
or any of the other ways active people have found to pass their time, from long ago …
cock-squailing an old Shrove Tuesday sport involving flinging sticks at a cock tied by the leg, one penny per throw and whoever kills him takes him away
strag (Lancashire) to decoy other people’s pigeons
trolling (Yorkshire) rolling hardboiled eggs down a slope (on Easter Monday)
dwile flunking (Suffolk) floorcloth throwing (a serious, competitive game)
postman’s knock (Oxfordshire) a method of sliding on ice (by moving on one foot and tapping the ice with the other)
to right now …
to do an Ollie (skateboarding) to flip your ride in the air and stay aloft upon it
yump (rally-driving) to leave the ground in one’s vehicle when going over a ridge
sandbagging (motorcycle racing) a stratagem whereby the favourite lets the rest of the field go on ahead, confident that when necessary he can regain the lead and win the race as expected
bulldogging (rodeo) to leap off a horse and then wrestle with a steer (the intention being to twist it by the horns and force it over onto the ground)
zorbing (New Zealand) harnessing oneself inside a huge inflatable PVC ball, then rolling more than 650 feet downhill
WORD JOURNEYS
upshot (16C) the final shot in archery that decided a match
racket (16C from Arabic via French) the palm of the hand
umpire (15C from Latin: non par, via Old French) not equal
gymnasium (16C from Ancient Greek via Latin) a school for exercising in the nude
RUBBY-DUBBY
Country pursuits
He that would have good luck in
horses must kiss the parson’s wife
(1678)
By long tradition in Britain, certain outdoor activities have been elevated to a higher category, that of ‘field sports’. The most controversial of these is currently banned by law, though what this ban actually amounts to is anyone’s guess:
own the moment in a hunt when the hounds show that they have found a scent
cut a voluntary to fall off one’s horse while hunting
craner (c.1860) one who hesitates at a difficult jump
tantivy (1641) at full gallop
shoe-polisher a derisive term for a dog that doesn’t stray far from a hunter’s feet
TALLY HO!
Since 2004 deer can no longer be pursued with hounds in the UK, marking the end of a tradition dating back well before these terms from the Tudor–Stuart period:
abatures the traces left by a stag in the underwood through which he has passed
velvet-tip the down upon the first sprouting horns of a young deer
rascal a lean deer not fit to hunt
rechate the calling together of the hounds in hunting
dowcets the testicles of a deer
GAME ON
You may however still stalk and shoot these animals, as you may game birds such as pheasant or grouse. Which is perhaps ironic when you consider how much more efficient an instrument a gun is than a pack of hounds. As the Victorian dramatist W. S. Gilbert put it, ‘Deer stalking would be a very fine sport if only the deer had guns’.
collimate (1837) to close an eye to aim at a target
nipshot (1568) in shooting: amiss in some way
fire into the brown (1871) shooting into the midst of a covey instead of singling out one bird
tailor (1889) to shoot at a bird, trying to miss
air washed a bird that lands and doesn’t move or falls dead in the air and hits the ground (thus giving off very little scent on the ground and being difficult for dogs to find)
making game of a dog when it finds fresh scent
BIRDING
A gentler approach to our feathered friends has its own special terminology. And as any birder will tell you, it’s simply not accurate to call them all twitchers:
squeaking noisily kissing the back of your hand in order to attract hidden birds
lifer a particular bird seen for the first time
getting a tick seeing a bird you’ve not seen before
gripping off seeing a bird when someone else doesn’t
stringer a person suspected of lying about bird sightings
dipping out missing seeing a bird
whiffling of geese: descending rapidly from a height once the decision to land has been made, involving fast side-slipping first one way and then the other
GETTING HOOKED
Another ancient field sport remains highly unlikely to be banned (at least while Britain remains a democracy):
broggle (1653) to fish, especially for eels, by thrusting a sharp stick with bait on it into holes in the river bed
zulu (1898) an artificial fly
fizgig (1565) a kind of dart or harpoon with which seamen strike fish
guddle (1818) to catch trout by groping with the hands under the stones or banks of a stream
angletwitch (c.940) a worm used as bait in fishing
rubby-dubby (game fishing jargon) the minced fish (mackerel, pilchards etc.) used as a bait for larger fish especially sharks
angishore (Newfoundland) a man too lazy to fish
ROYAL FLUSH
One pursuit of folk from country and town alike is known also as ‘the sport of kings’, a moniker that certainly remains appropriate with our current crop of royals:
persuader (Australian slang) the jockey’s whip
poppism (1653) the smacking sound with which riders encourage their horses
call a cab the jockey’s action in waving one arm to hold his balance when he and the horse are taking a fence
drummer a horse that throws about his fore legs irregularly
morning glory a horse ‘ catching pigeons’ (showing great promise on the training gallops) but unable to repeat the form on a racetrack
airedale (US slang 1960s) a worthless racehorse
post the blue (b.1909) to win the Derby
GIFT HORSES
With large sums of money involved, the temptation to tamper with the proper result is as old as racing itself:
ingler (underworld slang 1797) a crooked horse breeder
bishop to disguise the age of a horse by tinkering with its teeth
drop anchor fraudulently to cause a horse to run slowly in a race
hook (New Zealand 1910) to ride a horse with the aim of losing
ODDS ON
Down by the track, there’s little that passes the bookies by:
pencil-f
ever (c.1872) the laying of odds against a horse certain to lose
springer (UK slang 1922) a horse on which the odds suddenly shorten
skinner (Australian slang 1891) a horse which wins at long odds (a betting coup for bookmakers who do not have to pay out on a heavily backed favourite)
stickout (US slang 1937) a racehorse that seems a certain winner
nap (bookies’ jargon) a racing tipster’s best bet of the day
scaler (New Zealand 1908) a bookmaker who decamps without paying out
They’ve even developed their own method of communication without words, known as tic-tac, where they signal with their arms to communicate complicated changes in the odds to outside bookmakers. To these professionals, there’s slang for any bet you care to make:
macaroni odds of 20/1
carpet odds of 3/1
elef a vier odds of 11/4
bottle odds of 2/1
shoulder odds of 7/4
ear’ole odds of 6/4
up the arm odds of 11/8
wrist odds of 5/4
VERY GOOD GOING
In the US and Australia (amongst other places) they have their own words for particular combinations of winners:
exacta or perfecta a wager in which the first two finishers in a race, in exact order of finish, must be picked
quinella a wager in which first two finishers must be picked, but payoff is made no matter which of the two wins and which runs second
trifecta to pick three horses in a particular race to finish 1st, 2nd and 3rd (the payout is determined by the betting pool on the turnover of the particular bet)
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