The Dead db-3

by Howard Linskey

  ‘Jinky’ Smith’s real name was Jimmy Smith and he shared the same name as a legendary footballer from the seventies. The real Jimmy Smith was a flair player with bags of style on the pitch who was called ‘Jinky’ off it. That sense of style seemed to sum our Jimmy Smith up, so he got landed with the same nickname and it stuck, long after the player had left St James’ Park.

  Jinky was what members of our crew would nowadays call a ‘fanny rat’. He was a ladies man, who could charm the birds off the trees, though I remember my mother being less than impressed by him. ‘He’s all wind and piss,’ she said once and I was sufficiently shocked by her extremely infrequent use of a swear word to recall the cause of her scorn. ‘He thinks he’s God’s gift to women, does Jinky Smith. Well, if he is, I hope they remember to keep the receipt so they can take him back to the store.’ And I realised that whatever charms Jinky had in the eyes of other women, she could see right through him. He drove her home from the club a few times, after she finished her shifts behind the bar, but I suspect that was on Bobby’s orders and she never once let him in the house.

  Then one day Jinky was arrested, charged and sent down for being part of an armed robbery Bobby had organised. He kept his gob shut and ended up doing nine years. When he came out it was obvious he was a changed man, by which I mean he had lost his nerve, along with his good looks, and it was clear he had no part to play in the firm any more. This was in the late eighties. His era was over before mine had even properly begun. Bobby paid him off. Knowing Bobby it would have been a generous settlement for his loyalty, knowing Jinky it wouldn’t have been enough. The proof of that was here in front of me now; the ground floor flat I wouldn’t have housed an Alsatian in.

  Kinane waited outside. He made himself visible and stood by the car so nobody had any foolish notions about damaging his precious Lexus. He was one of the few people in the city who could stand calmly next to a posh car in Benwell without either the tyres or the owner being slashed. A gang of teenagers watched him from across the road, but they didn’t make a move and he wasn’t the slightest bit bothered by their presence.

  I hadn’t seen Jinky in a long while and I knew he would have changed a hell of a lot, but even I was surprised to see the state he was in. The man who answered the door took a long time to reach it. I could hear him shuffling about inside the tiny one-bedroom, ground-floor flat, then he called out ‘just a minute’ in a weak and raspy voice. The effort required for that set him off on an exhausting, phlegmy coughing fit. He was still hacking it up when he pulled the chain back on the door and opened it to squint out at me. While he frowned, probably wondering if I was a council official, a policeman or a debt collector, I took in the stooped and prematurely aged former jack-the-lad. The famously luxuriant hair was long and straggly, the face lined and haggard and the eyes grey and watery. For a man still in his sixties, he didn’t look great.

  ‘Fuck me senseless,’ he finally muttered, ‘it’s only Davey Blake,’ and then he laughed like he couldn’t quite believe it. ‘Come in, man.’

  I stepped inside. There was a smell of burnt onions and sour milk coming from a tiny galley kitchen, which was separated from the living room by a sliding door. There was a sofa, but it was covered in black bin bags, which I hoped were full of old clothes, rather than rubbish.

  ‘Would you like a drink?’ he asked me. ‘I must have something in here,’ and he headed for the kitchen.

  ‘No need,’ I told him and I took the whisky bottle out of the bag I was carrying.

  ‘Eeh, you’re a grand lad,’ he said and he shuffled off to get us a couple of glasses. They were just about clean enough, so I poured us both a generous measure. I chose a rickety wooden dining-chair and it wobbled on loose legs when I sat on it. He settled into his one grubby, green arm chair.

  ‘I’d have cleaned up a bit if I’d known you were coming like,’ he assured me, ‘but it’s the maid’s day off and the butler must be shagging the cook ‘cos I haven’t seen either of them all day.’ Then he laughed at his own joke and I smiled gamely.

  ‘It’s nae bother Jinky,’ I told him, ‘how are you keeping?’

  ‘I’m grand,’ he said, despite the evidence of my own eyes. ‘Newcastle manager’s been on the blower, wants me to play centre forward on Saturday. I’ve said I’ll think about it.’

  This was the Jinky I remembered, always joking, always taking the piss, usually out of himself, ‘I don’t go near the ground these days mind, on principle,’ he was absolutely serious about that, ‘it used to be a cathedral but that fat man’s turned it into a whore house. You should send that Joe Kinane round to have a word.’

  ‘He offered to do it.’

  ‘Aye, well, he should then,’ he conceded, ‘but I know you wouldn’t want anyone’s name in the papers.’

  ‘We were always too professional for that Jinky. Leave the headlines for the hard men who like to fight and feud with each other, while we hold the real power. That was always our way.’

  ‘That’s what I always liked about working for Bobby. We were a classy bunch,’ and when I gave him a look, he chuckled, ‘well, for villains,’ then he was serious for a moment. ‘I was sorry to hear about your ma,’ he told me solemnly, ‘truly sorry,’ and he looked like he meant it, ‘she was a touch of class that one, a cut above every other woman who worked in any of Bobby’s places and none of us ever forgot it,’ and he chuckled to himself. ‘None of us dared swear in front of her. She was a proper lady and we’d mind our manners when she was around, even Bobby… especially Bobby.’

  ‘Thanks Jinky,’

  ‘So,’ he said, ‘what can I do for you?’

  I took my time and explained why I was there. Jinky listened intently and screwed up his face like he was trying hard to recall long-forgotten events. When I finished, he said, ‘Well he was always there, your dad, hanging around, and then one day he wasn’t. It wasn’t so unusual back then, for people just to go off and do something new, even if they did have a wife and bairns. There’s always easier money to be made some place else,’ he chuckled, ‘you’ve seen Auf Wiedersehen Pet. This has always been a place people left to go and do other things. I love it here,’ he assured me, ‘couldn’t live anywhere else me, but it isn’t exactly the land of opportunity. Geordies are like the Irish, we’re scattered all over the world. Your dad probably opened a bar in Marbella or somewhere and just never came back.’

  ‘He did do that,’ I said, ‘not the bar in Marbella. I’m talking about the leaving for work. My ma told me all about it. He’d been working away for years, but then she went to see him to talk about their future together. He was in London and they were going to work it all out between them. We were going to live down there, but it never happened. He wrote to her for a while and phoned her. One day the letters and the calls stopped. I wasn’t that old when she told me he probably wasn’t coming back. I don’t even remember him.’

  ‘Aye, well,’ he said, looking a bit uncomfortable at what probably sounded to him like a sob story. ‘Look on the bright side,’ he added, ‘if you’d have gone down there all them years ago you’d probably be a Chelsea fan by now.’

  ‘Aye,’ I said, ‘and think of all the glory I’d have missed out on.’ I didn’t want to stay too much longer in Jinky’s flat. It was a depressing place to call a home and I wondered why he’d allowed himself to end up like this. ‘What about you Jinky? Didn’t fancy the married life?’

  ‘No, not me. It’s a mug’s game. Women are more cunning than any man and I ought to know,’ and he chuckled to himself, ‘if it wasn’t for other men’s wives, I’d still be a virgin.’

  ‘They’re not all like that Jinky.’

  ‘Tell any woman what she wants to hear and she’ll climb into bed with you, whether she’s single, courting or married,’ he told me earnestly, ‘and by the time she’s climbed out again she’ll have convinced herself it was all her fella’s fault, so she won’t even feel guilty about it.’

  ‘I thought I was a horrible old
cynic Jinky, but you take the proverbial Garibaldi.’

  ‘I’m telling you man. There’s only two kinds of blokes in this world; the ones who do the shagging and the poor mugs who know nowt about what’s going on behind their backs. Make sure you take wor lass out before some other man does… er… no offence like.’

  ‘None taken,’ I told him, ‘just don’t go round my house while I’m out or my lads will have to have a word.’

  He started laughing heartily at that and the laugh became a spectacular coughing fit. I realised that poor old Jinky had become the victim of his own success. He’d been so adept at charming neglected lasses into his bed that he was left with an inbuilt distrust of all women. But look where that had got him, a loveless existence, in a squalid little flat. There was a certain cruel irony in that.

  ‘Do you want us to ask around, quiet like, to see if anyone knows anything about your dad? I see a lot of the old guys in the club.’

  ‘Cheers Jinky, I’d appreciate that. I figure someone might know what happened to him. Tell them there’s a few quid in it for them if they have information I can use,’ and I reached inside my wallet and took out a ton. He made a half-hearted attempt to wave it away. ‘You’ll need to buy a few pints if you’re asking around on my behalf,’ I said and I left the hundred quid on the little table next to his half-filled whisky glass. Then I wrote my mobile number on the top of his Racing Post.

  ‘It’s been canny craic,’ I told him, as I picked up the bottle and poured him a larger measure.

  ‘Thanks bonny lad,’ he said as I left him with the bottle and his memories.

  15

  Long gone were the days when we recorded CCTV on grainy videos to be wiped and recorded over, until all you could see was a snowstorm of white flecks on the screen. These days Robbie had it all linked in to a digital network. At the offices of our watchers, in a former call-centre, he and his team could summon up footage from any one of dozens of cameras that covered our sites, twenty-four-seven, all over the city.

  ‘Robbie, I need you to take a look at the CCTV footage for Cachet, inside and outside the building,’ I ordered, as I handed him the ten-by-eight of Gemma Carlton.

  Robbie was a slight young man with an old-fashioned, straight haircut that looked like his mother had combed it for him that morning. ‘What am I looking for?’

  ‘Any sign of the girl. I’ve been told she used to go there. I want it confirmed. Find out who arrived with her and, more importantly, who she left with.’

  ‘What timescale are we looking at here?’

  ‘I don’t know. Start with the past month.’

  ‘A month? That’s a lot of footage. Any idea what nights she went out? Just weekends?’

  ‘No, she was a student, so it could be week nights.’

  ‘Shit.’

  ‘What’s the problem?’

  ‘That’s a lot of footage. Say four hours a night, six nights a week for a month. That’s a hundred hours of tape on one camera alone and we’ve got a dozen, looking for a single girl among a shedload.’ He picked up the ten-by-eight, ‘and she looks like a hundred other girls we get in there every night. Do we know what she was wearing when she went to Cachet? That might help narrow it down, a bit.’

  ‘No,’ I told him, ‘but we think she was a regular and we’ve seen her name on the guest list for the VIP lounge, so concentrate on two cameras for now. Get your lads to look out for her in the queue at the main door. You take the one that faces the lift to the VIP area. You can go through it at twice the normal speed and just pause it…’

  ‘Every time I see a fit, young brunette stepping into the VIP lounge?’ he said dryly. ‘That won’t take long.’

  I was starting to get pissed off with Robbie’s attitude. I paid him very good money that nobody else would have given him, not after his prison sentence. We’d rescued Robbie through the Second Chances centre and handed him the opportunity to make more than an honest day’s pay for some dishonest work that did not involve getting his hands dirty. He was a computer whiz kid, an IT geek who could summon up a live feed from any CCTV camera in Newcastle because he had hacked into the city’s main frame, but I needed to remind him who paid his wages.

  ‘Have I given you anything else to do, Robbie?’

  ‘What?’

  ‘Is there somewhere else you would rather be right now?’

  ‘No,’ he protested, ‘it’s just…’

  ‘What job do I employ you to do?’ I interrupted and he froze. He could tell I was pissed off with him.

  ‘IT sp… sp… specialist,’ he stammered. Robbie had a stutter, but it only showed when he was nervous.

  ‘No Robbie, not the one on your business card,’ I told him, ‘your real job.’

  His voice was a squeak, ‘I’m a watcher,’ he managed, ‘for the f… f… firm.’

  ‘So get on with it,’ I ordered, ‘and stop moaning.’

  ‘I’m not moaning,’ he protested, ‘I’m just saying…’

  ‘And of course, the quicker you start…’ I prompted, ‘or do I have to ask Kinane to come up here and keep an eye on you to make sure you’re not slacking?’

  ‘No, no, I’m on it,’ he assured me, simultaneously tapping away at his keyboard so he could summon up the necessary footage, but then he remembered the other part of my instruction and he called, ‘Mark! Get over h… h… here… now. I need you to plug into the footage for camera s… s… seven on the main door of Cachet. We’re looking for a g… g… girl.’

  Mark ambled over and said, ‘A girl? In Cachet? That doesn’t narrow it down.’ He’d obviously not heard a word of the conversation I’d had with Robbie, who quickly interrupted him.

  ‘Sit down, log on and shut up,’ and he slid Gemma Carlton’s photograph over to the desk he wanted Mark to occupy, before adding, ‘just g… g… get on with it. It’s important.’

  Mark looked a bit startled, but when he saw the look on my face he did exactly what he was told.

  ‘Call me when you find something.’ I ordered and I left them both tapping away furiously on their keyboards.

  ‘How’s Biggus Dickus?’ asked Palmer, when I joined him outside. That was his affectionate name for Robbie after the friend of the Roman with the stammer in Life of Brian.

  ‘He’s not moaning,’ I told him, ‘he’s just saying.’

  ‘Oh,’ he said, ‘I assume you put him straight.’

  ‘You protected him while he was on the inside, he’d never get another job anywhere else and we reward him handsomely for his expertise, so this is payback time. I expect him to come up with something. Otherwise what is the point of having him?’

  Kinane was up before the magistrates that morning and he was still baffled by it. ‘I don’t understand,’ he told me in the corridor outside the courtroom, ‘I thought you’d just fix this.’

  ‘I tried,’ I told him, with what I hoped sounded like exasperation at the judicial process, ‘but it’s not as simple as that. There were too many witnesses for this to just go away. You did torture the bloke in broad daylight on the hard shoulder of a busy main road. The police have a queue of people who ID’d you and none of them reckon it looked the least bit like self-defence.’

  He looked chastened at that, ‘Yeah, I know but…’

  ‘There isn’t a but,’ and I sighed, ‘you’re going to have to plead guilty. You won’t be doing any prison time, that’s all been worked out, but it’s the best deal I could get you under the circumstances and, if you moan at me about it, I’ll withdraw my help and you can take your chances on your own.’

  ‘All right, okay,’ he held up his huge hands, ‘I’ll plead guilty.’

  The public gallery was surprisingly busy that morning. I put in an appearance even though I don’t normally go anywhere near a court when one of my lads is up on a charge but I wanted to see this. Palmer was with me, plus Vince and a couple of the other members of the crew, including Chris, Peter and Kevin.

  The bloke I’d hired was one of Susan Fitch
’s colleagues and he did a good job. ‘Joseph Kinane is a hard-working, family man with no previous convictions,’ he told the Magistrates confidently, because the record of Kinane’s short jail sentence in the seventies had mysteriously failed to reach the Magistrates, thanks to the help we’d enlisted from the Court Clerk. Magistrates are all amateurs so you don’t really have to buy them. They rely on the Court Clerk for all of their legal advice, including sentencing guidelines, so if you can get at the clerk you’re half way there and we knew a couple who were malleable.

  ‘He was unreasonably provoked, then attacked by two young men with a string of convictions between them,’ added the solicitor, ‘both of whom, I should add, were driving without the usual impediments of road tax, insurance or even a licence between them.’

  That got a frown from the bench. ‘There has also been some considerable doubt cast as to who exactly grappled with the young man who then fell and sustained a broken jaw. Witnesses have described another man who left the scene suddenly without waiting for the police to arrive.’

  I didn’t mind him saying that because no one really got a good look at me, and Kinane had already sworn blind he was the only one in the car that day. ‘I was on my way to visit my elderly mother,’ he had explained, ‘who has been quite poorly lately.’