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by Dobry Łobuz

SONY

  baboon encountered

  loon beneath

  full moon

  soon did

  swoon

  something wrong

  during ejaculation

  dong sings

  bouncing ball

  song

  he clucked

  and plucked

  and sucked

  and fucked

  me

  he will

  never pee

  comfortably into

  the sea's

  eternity

  doubt I

  should shout

  about the

  redoubt and

  hideout

  his seed

  would bleed

  if greed

  should exceed

  need

  the hack

  behind shack

  in back

  smack and

  crack

  blue bird

  sang askew

  on flue

  through roof

  zoo

  dream bird

  dropped turd

  on nerd's

  ice cream

  curd

  jute collar

  made holler

  sand dollar

  in zoot

  suit

  have hunch

  brunch is

  early lunch

  with crunch

  bunch

  pępek ma

  pięć bombek

  jak głupek

  ma pięć

  dupek

  throw sins

  in bins

  which show

  yellow HAZARDOUS

  glow

  anti-mutineer Bligh

  unappreciated guy

  seer navigator

  high administrator

  goodbye

  imagine the

  contagion, the

  plague ragin'

  sin by

  sin

  red dawn

  tan fawn

  blue yawn

  ahead mother

  fled

  breakfast had

  so mad

  and sad

  too bad

  dad

  modern haiku

  maybe biku

  or queerku

  even psyku

  dyku

  rapidly sinking

  indicators blinking

  driver thinking

  maybe left

  maybe

  (filler word) bettin'

  (filler word) gettin'

  (filler word) regrettin'

  (filler word) forgettin'

  (filler word)

  he's reliant

  compliant gentle

  giant sucks

  bees from

  trees

  I'll try.

  no you'll

  die or

  do nil

  guy

  say please

  to chimpanzees

  may rip

  your knees

  away

  floor tiles

  stretched miles

  in piles

  from Ecuador's

  shore

  we see

  eternity for

  thee not

  we without

  fee

  xenon zits

  neon teats

  freon wits

  boron clit

  sits

  counting coup

  gaiety grew

  german jew's

  strength failing

  renew

  come phage

  to wage

  battle engage

  the sage

  bacterium

  her erection

  nur fur

  Deutsche section

  jewish forfeiture

  collection

  ktoś ma

  coś około

  czegoś w

  czymś poza

  kimś

  norm for

  storm couldn't

  be Benidorm

  an enorme

  misinform

  twice is

  nice thrice

  a splice

  spice will

  entice

  Hindu traditionalism

  Moslem extremism

  Christian fundamentalism

  through pseudo-spiritual

  Priapism

  cummerbund selection

  Tuxedo Junction

  extreme unction

  groom's respiration

  nonfunction

  to arms!

  what charms

  alarms that

  brew hot

  harms

  cleans glasses

  like asses

  two passes

  with jeans

  suffices

  sow behind

  the plow

  yelped bow-wow

  don't know

  how

  hit pale

  whale must

  bail quickly

  sail not

  fail

  shower in

  bower God's

  flower went

  dour in

  hour

  bad luff

  not enough

  stuff really

  tough needed

  puff

  on road

  to toad

  the bold

  prince sold

  gold

  it's queer

  my dear

  to shear

  deer which

  disappear

  the bunny

  spent money

  on honey

  and funny

  cunny

  herds of

  turds from

  nerds attract

  gaseous love

  birds

  his profession

  an obsession

  in progression

  or recession

  surgeon

  prude land

  crude land

  rude land

  New Zealand

  mood

  a mole

  ate tadpole

  became carnivole

  lost whole

  soul

  paluszki mają

  uszki plus

  bużki czasami

  nawet duszki

  wydmuszki

  my intangible

  derigible of

  ineffable dreams

  floats unbelieveable

  high

  use cleaver

  to sever

  that member

  from clever

  cadaver

  you know

  patro they

  sow behind

  row of

  snow

  don't run

  after fun

  son just

  taunt a

  nun

  this cow

  will bow

  to sow

  and kiss

  brow

  to roam

  alone through

  Rome then

  home slaves

  moan

  national park

  in dark

  a lark

  sings hark

  smile

  goody goody

  should he

  would he

  could he

  be

  zero gee

  one he

  two she

  three d

  carefully

  pronghorn cantelope

  eating antelope

  couldn't elope

  up slope

  nope

  the ram

  cooked spam

  added jam

  and crunchy

  yam

  regal cow

  thought sow

  would bow

  and kow

  tow

  now potty

  training spottyr />
  cooperation really

  shoddy behavior

  somehow

  the goon

  would soon

  croon a

  tune in

  June

  unfortunately I

  see in

  thee a

  propensity for

  pałeczki

  his eel

  will congeal

  and feel

  like real

  deal

  Elizabeth's hats

  contain cats

  rats and

  bats eating

  gnats

  we dare

  to bare

  aware our

  hair needs

  Nair

  tigers bore

  what's more

  to deplore

  they cougar

  snore

  at loaming

  roaming cattle

  going homing

  near Ballarat

  Wyoming

  in Montana

  wearing bandana

  eating banana

  smoking sultana

  havana

  Biddle, Montana

  don't piddle

  griddle or

  fiddle a

  riddle

  when clostridia

  met chlamydia

  between vagintidia

  and assofidia

  intimidia

  mother with

  feather are

  together in

  heather oh

  never

  goodbye Tusk

  guy Putin's

  ally their

  lie Kaczyński

  defy

  for kicks

  Kaczyński licks

  ninety-six broken

  sticks broken

  pricks

  Kaczyński sells

  hatred tells

  hatred yells

  hatred repels

  angels

  Kaczyński brotherhood

  would employ

  Goebbels could

  he resurrected

  be

  my brain

  insane from

  caffeine down

  drain in

  Spain

  God knew

  yet threw

  the goo

  on jew's

  shoe

  Noodle Dome

  Texas home

  live alone

  and comb

  poodle

  cover sneeze

  with knees

  and please

  smother the

  breeze

  in Texas

  wind perplexes

  even nexus

  between driven

  sexes

  three thirty

  when dirty

  Gerty looks

  flirty at

  Berty

  forty nights

  the frights

  made bights

  round Cindy's

  tights

  Californiaese includes

  goat cheese

  striptease pizza

  chinese shark

  knees

  authority seeks

  priority and

  seniority thus

  control liberty

  majority

  bishop to

  queen's dressup

  knight's fessup

  king's new

  messup

  Australia makes

  emu paraphernalia

  from camellia

  and azalea

  genitalia

  they said

  she read

  in bed

  after Fred

  dead

  we must

  be with

  thee almost

  perpetually we

  three

  Shakespeare produces

  an atmosphere

  many fear

  dear King

  Lear

  spastic Myrtle

  wearing girdle

  failed hurdle

  because elastic

  fantastic

  his art

  to fart

  deflecting dart

  toward tart's

  heart

  pop art

  bang art

  boom art

  in BART

  art

  puts nose

  in hose

  and blows

  off Rose's

  clothes

  stone rose

  cement does

  alone in

  repose beneath

  snows

  trash compactor

  bad actor

  packed her

  sacked her

  factor

  FBI file

  suspicious guy

  questionable guile

  unnatural vile

  smile

  fair kangaroop

  behind stoop

  designed rare

  square hula

  hoop

  mysterious rune

  under moon

  in June

  murmured injurious

  tune

  pot stickers

  not not

  stickers require

  Olga's hot

  liquors

  British supper

  stiff upper

  lips mutter

  squish the

  fish

  suppose his

  hose rose

  because bolls

  made toes

  holes

  a sin

  sinks in

  through skin

  like thin

  obsidian

  the lion

  was dryin'

  pre-Zion

  pre-Mayan

  clothesline

  Joe Darjeeling

  when peeling

  ceiling had

  a reeling

  feeling

  African bee

  makes money

  honey laundering

  chimpanzee drug

  fee

  bees alive

  in hive

  thrive and

  strive to

  jive

  river cult

  finger eating

  liver from

  difficult living

  giver

  everybody who

  is anybody

  has somebody

  who's nobody's

  buddy

  rehearse. the

  nurse takes

  curse from

  purse behind

  hearse

  crisis: pip

  in hip

  can unzip

  and slip

  epiphyses

  rain worn

  time shorn

  care borne

  wane quiet

  pain

  lying hero

  digging marrow

  from sparrow

  without sorrow

  tomorrow

  dead hog

  following jog

  after dog

  through red

  bog

  one day

  perhaps Sunday

  rainy day

  couldn't play

  May

  Simone my

  Simone I

  moan so

  alone beside

  telephone

  earth transorbs

  Jesus' orbs

  without mirth

  despite birth

  worth

  Sarkozy put

  posy in

  nosey plus

  rosy tea

  cosy

  clown with

  frown did

  drown clutching

  his brown

  crown

  Ukiah is

  whya geese

  flya so

  higha in

  skya

  mystifying house

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bsp; three mouse

  one louse

  no grouse

  dancing

  you're late

  mate I

  hate to

  wait at

  gate

  back door

  gray shore

  fish gore

  seagulls adore

  evermore

  science is

  defiance religious

  alliance and

  compliance can

  silence

  pure buddhist

  nudist lotus

  posture made

  obscure pudendal

  tonsure

  Narbonne is

  fun you

  run in

  sun with

  nun

  fun in

  Narbonne when

  nun with

  gun killed

  son

  put rupee

  in ghee

  stirred constantly

  chanting hindi

  Stagalee

  three peas

  wee pod

  one's fleas

  tease other's

  knees

  one thing

  you sing

  when bring

  ring to

  king

  dearth of

  mirth on

  earth gave

  birth to

  love

  your rind

  will find

  my hind

  quarter's not

  aligned

  without shiver

  from quiver

  took liver

  for her

  giver

  yet fence

  for defense

  makes sense

  get off

  fence

  in sunnybrook

  canuck with

  black crook

  shook a

  book

  the trees

  in threes

  their leaves

  bright breeze

  tease

  caressing teats

  using catcher's

  mitts produces

  few loving

  fits

  chipmunk's chatter

  nuts fatter

  acorns shatter

  skunks are

  punks

  God says

  golf's dead

  Devil says

  play ahead

  Ned

  Low Country

  your foe

  on tiptoe

  sees immensely

  mo'

  in bed

  with Fred

  Ned saw

  Ted who

  fled

  boil Canadian

  soil don't

  moil and

  toil for

  oil

  two dimes

  rhymes with

  three times

  blew four

  limes

  it's rough

  having fluff

  in snuff

  sur'nuff it's

  tough

  their asses

  have masses

  of scratches

  crosshatches in

  batches

  nor hide

  in ride

  on side

  nor confide

  terror

  it's fear

  fear my

  dear without

  fear might

  disappear

  diversity producing

  unity saving

  through spending

  rationality via

  insanity

  mores make

 

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