Somewhere in This House

by Rufus King

  “You’re crazy. I’ve read the papers.” The man’s pudgy hand gave an ineffective thump on the desk top. “I always read the papers.”

  The commissioner let the folded letter drop onto the desk. He pushed it across the surface. “Here’s your letter,” he said. He took a small clipping from his wallet and pushed it over, too. “And here’s what was in the papers.” The man snatched the letter, looked at it, started tearing it into bits. “Got to burn it,” he said. “Here—shove that ash tray over—give us a match.”

  The commissioner permitted disgust to settle for an instant on his face. “You can burn it more easily if you don’t tear it up,” he said.

  The man’s fingers succeeded in striking a match. Smoke from burning paper filtered ceilingward. He crushed with his finger tips the hot charred bits.

  “Don’t you want to read the ‘publicity’?” the commissioner said.

  The man picked up the little clipping. He read it:

  WOMAN KILLED IN UPSTATE VILLAGE

  Roger’s Landing, N. Y., Feb. 11 (XP)—Mrs. W. Sturm was stabbed last night in her home situated just outside the village of Roger’s Landing. The wound proved fatal. It is said the attack was made by her physician, a Dr. Harlan, during a moment of temporary insanity. The Sturm family are said to be socially prominent locally.

  The man flipped the clipping back onto the desk. He felt much better—well back into the forties again. “Pretty soft,” he said.

  “Yes,” the commissioner said. “For you.”