Giant Thief

by David Tallerman

  That was a relief. I had no desire to speak to anyone. I couldn't have felt more raw if every syllable from Moaradrid's mouth had been a physical lash, and I was grateful for the cool silence inside the room. I gazed vaguely around, took in nothing, and collapsed onto the bed.

  It was a wonderful bed.

  It seemed about as large as Captain Anterio's boat. In every other way, it was the opposite of that miserable craft: soft as moss, smelling faintly of lilac and patchouli, and cut off from the outside world not by reeking river water but by a silken canopy. I decided that if I died right there then my life wouldn't have been wasted. I'd sleep until Moaradrid's assassins came for me, and that would be the end of that.

  "Damasco."

  Estrada's voice. I ignored it.

  "Damasco, we have to talk." She sounded unsteady, even afraid. That was novel, but not interesting enough to drag my head away from those luscious pillows.

  "Damasco!"

  I opened my eyes, against all my better judgement. "Get out, Estrada. If we're going to die then I'm getting some sleep in first."

  She sat with a soft thud at the end of the bed. "It won't come to that."

  "It already has. When will you admit you've lost? Why don't you go right now and give Moaradrid that cursed stone? Perhaps then one of us might at least survive the night."

  "Damasco, I know things seem bad. You just have to trust me a little longer."

  There was something plaintive in her tone that I found infuriating. "Estrada, I've never trusted you. You were just the best of a bad bunch of options. Now you're not even that."

  She leaped up as if I'd set fire to the bed sheets. "You… all right. What I came to say – you'll go to the meal tonight, and you'll stay out of trouble. If you don't, I'll revoke my protection quicker than you can blink. After that, Panchetto and Moaradrid can fight over your carcass for all I care."

  I was so taken aback that by the time I was ready to tell her what I thought, she'd gone.

  I felt numb with anger for a while, and with other sensations too, fear high amongst them. I lay amidst plush cushions and glossy sheets, staring at the wall, bobbing like a coracle on a sea of vague but powerful emotions. All I could think was that I'd been betrayed. Moaradrid had caught up with us and, in this most crucial instant, Estrada had turned on me.

  I was on my own now.

  The whirlwind of thought settled slowly, leaving a few scattered certainties in its wake. Estrada had led us into a trap, and was too much the fool to admit her mistake. I'd tried to warn her and she'd threatened to abandon me, after everything I'd done for her and her absurd cause. So that was how it was.

  No. That was how it had always been.

  I tried to consider the positives. I might live another day, at least. It seemed the Prince had used "great friend" as little more than an honorific when he'd introduced Moaradrid. After seeing them together, I couldn't imagine two men in the whole of the Castoval less likely to be friends. That said, Panchetto had more in common with the warlord than he had with Saltlick or me. They were bound by northern blood – presumably, what Panchetto had meant by "brother" – and both were rulers of a sort. That would likely tip the scales. If it didn't, if he didn't clap us back into irons and toss us to our enemy as a parting gift, it was perfectly possible that Moaradrid would try to storm the city.

  I'd need a way out of Altapasaeda. I'd need funds enough to make sure I could never be found again, not by Moaradrid, Estrada or anyone else. I'd need help too, at least while I was within the city boundaries. Most of all, I'd have to move quickly.

  A plan was forming in the deeper depths of my brain, like an itch I didn't dare scratch. I lay back and let it grow.

  An hour had passed before I felt sure enough of my course to move. Granted, the delay had as much to do with the glorious paradise that was the bed. While a small part of my brain plotted, the remainder napped. Noises occasionally roused me from the fog of half-sleep – raised voices, and at one point a loud crash from nearby – but I managed to ignore them. Still, the urge to get moving nagged at me, more and more as my plan crystallised. It dragged me steadily away from the surrender of sleep and finally, mercilessly, drove me to my feet.

  I explored the room before I left. It was probably simple and homely by the standards of the palace, with no furniture besides the magnificent bed and a marble sink filled with fresh water, but to me it seemed the height of sumptuousness. Near the door was a curtained aperture containing a fresh suit of clothes, grey trousers and a pale green shirt sequined in twin lines down the front and cut in the severe northern style. I decided to steal them, and then realised they'd probably been left for me anyway.

  It occurred to me half way through changing that I should probably wash first. Only then did I discover how phenomenally dirty I was. Muck caked every inch of my body, and my hair was like the nest of some filth-loving bird.

  With the grime cleaned away, it was as though I'd woken up in a new skin. The clothes turned out to be a perfect fit, and softer than any fabric I'd known. Unsoiled and stylishly dressed, I felt more optimistic. Here stood a new Easie Damasco, one fit to move in the highest strata of Castovalian society and to confound the plans of malevolent dictators and do-gooder exmayors alike.

  Saltlick's room was at the far end of the corridor, with Estrada's in between. I realised as I tiptoed past that she was speaking to someone. She was talking softly, and the door hanging did a surprisingly good job of muffling her voice. I couldn't separate words when a man replied, but I recognised the speaker.

  What was Guard-Captain Alvantes doing in Estrada's room?

  Then again, perhaps it wasn't so strange. Alvantes would know about the conflict wracking the Castoval, however oblivious the Prince might be. He'd be equally aware of Estrada's part in it. It would have occurred to him that Moaradrid would move against her if things didn't rapidly go his way. As much as I hated the man, there was no denying that in his blinkered, black-and-white way he understood the Castoval better than most Altapasaedans. Anyway, he was probably doing me a favour. As long as he was bothering Estrada, neither of them was bothering me. If they spent the day arguing then all the better.

  Another surprise awaited me when I reached Saltlick's room. Pinned to the curtain was a precisely written note that read: The giant has been moved to the stables. A peek through the curtain told me why. As comfortable as the beds might be, they weren't built to take a giant's weight. The grand four-poster was shattered down the middle and the two halves had collapsed in on each other. That explained the crash I'd heard. I couldn't help laughing at the image of Panchetto's servants discovering Saltlick amidst the wreckage. No wonder they'd decided the stables were a safer place for him.

  I spent the next five minutes wandering aimlessly through the warren of the palace. I'd just decided that if I ever became a prince my first commandment would be to have maps placed at regular intervals around my home, when I stumbled over a serving girl carrying a basket of linen nearly as large as herself.

  "Hey there, can you point me to the stables?"

  She stared at me as if I'd asked for directions to the Prince's underwear closet. I suddenly remembered the ring I'd been given. I held my hand in front of her face and said, "I'm a guest. Can you tell me how I get to the stables?"

  She dropped the basket to point down the passage, and stammered, "Down there, third arch on the right, down the stairs, turn left, turn right and keep going all the way to the end, take the next left through the courtyard and they're right ahead."

  I thanked her and followed her outstretched finger, glad of my good memory for directions. The stairs she'd mentioned led down into the nether-regions of the palace, an odorous, noisy dungeon of servants' quarters, kitchens, storerooms and workshops. I felt more at home immediately, and was disconcerted when my new clothes attracted curtsies and bows from the bustling maids and red-faced chefs I passed.

  The courtyard the maid had mentioned turned out to be a small walled garden for the g
rowing of herbs, spices, chillies and a few salad vegetables. An ancient gardener tipped his hat to me and mumbled something incomprehensible.

  Purely out of awkwardness, I asked, "Are those the stables?" even though I'd have had to be blind, deaf and severely lacking a sense of smell not to recognise them as such.

  This was apparently the kind of stupidity expected of passing nobles. He nodded vigorously, grumbled a few more unfathomable syllables, and turned his attentions to a bed of lettuce.

  I didn't have to look hard for Saltlick. He was sat between two great mounds of hay, chewing contentedly, surrounded by a mob of fascinated stable boys.

  "Hello, Saltlick," I said.

  He looked up at me and beamed. He'd also been cleaned up, presumably by the stable staff. His various cuts and scrapes had been bandaged with fresh gauze and linen. He looked as happy as I'd ever seen him, and for the briefest moment I felt a little guilty for what I was about to do.

  I pushed the thought aside. It was Estrada who'd landed us in this mess, and nothing I did could possibly make things worse.

  "Saltlick," I said, "I've decided we're going to go shopping."

  • • • •

  It was mid afternoon when we set out, with perhaps a couple of hours left until the shops closed their shutters for the day. Just time enough for what I had in mind. I paced ahead, Saltlick trailing behind like some monstrous puppy. Though I hadn't been in Altapasaeda for a while I could still remember my way around. It was an easy place to navigate, with its clearly demarcated regions and countless landmarks. It only took me a few minutes to get back to the upper-class end of the market district.

  Without an entourage of guards to deter attention, we drew more open stares this time. Most of those we passed were well-off Northerners; many drifted southward in the knowledge that their money would go farther in Altapasaeda than in their own lands. The locals treated their odd customs and odder religion with amused indulgence. They were harmless, the Prince made no effort to spread his borders outside the walls, and they frequently had far more money than sense.

  Not all of those around us, however, would be innocent shoppers. It seemed a safe bet we were being followed.

  "I've been thinking, Saltlick," I said loudly. "You can't possibly go for dinner looking the way you do now. Unless you want one of these courtly ladies to die of embarrassment, we need to find you some clothes."

  Saltlick looked alarmed, and nodded.

  I picked out the clothiers with the widest entrance. Still, it was a chore manoeuvring Saltlick inside, and the proprietor looked less than pleased to see us. I waved my ring in his face and cried, "We are guests of the Prince!"

  His expression immediately turned solicitous. He stepped forward and bowed at once.

  "We need to bring my companion here in line with the standards of civilisation," I said. "Do you think you can help?"

  There followed much haggling with the Prince's money. Eventually, and despite his claims that such a thing was impossible, I persuaded the clothier to have my order ready for collection at the end of the day. We'd settled on a loose-fitting robe worn under a wide cloak, both adorned with the modifications I'd insisted on when we were out of Saltlick's earshot. He'd come to see things my way once I'd explained that neither price nor quality was an object. The garments would probably cost more than some in the Prince's own wardrobe, and would be unlikely to last a week. Neither fact mattered to me in the slightest.

  The bargaining had taken longer than I'd have liked, though, and some of the more outrageously priced shops were already closing up. I was lucky to come across my next requirement after only a couple of minutes: a small apothecary nestled in the mouth of an alleyway.

  "A moment," I said, and darted inside as though the thought had just occurred.

  Saltlick eyed the small flask I came out with curiously.

  "For indigestion," I said, displaying the bottle, which had indeed been intended to hold stomach cordial, though its original contents were now in the apothecary's drain. "We've been living on roots and berries these past few days. Mark my words, when we get some rich food inside us the results will be nothing less than interesting."

  Though Saltlick looked puzzled – I doubted there was any food so rich that his cast-iron constitution couldn't handle it – he accepted the explanation.

  "Just one more stop," I said. "I have a debt to settle with a certain riverboat captain."

  Activity at the harbour was starting to wind down as the day drew towards a close. The chaos we'd witnessed that morning had settled to a bustle of loud arguments, dockers staggering beneath bales of cargo, and carts rattling back and forth with no regard for anyone in the way. I breathed a sigh of relief when I saw the vessel we'd arrived on still tied where we'd left it, and its captain sat at the stern with his legs dangling over the water, a pipe clamped between his teeth.

  "There he is," I said. "Estrada told me she accidentally underpaid Captain Anterio, and asked if I'd come down to settle the rest. Why don't you wait here? I think the senile old fool is a bit afraid of you."

  Saltlick looked hurt by the implication, but stayed where he was, immediately creating a large island amidst the harbour traffic.

  Sure enough, when the captain glanced in our direction he jumped nervously to his feet. I doubted it had much to do with Saltlick. I was approaching from the direction of the gangplank, and he had nowhere to go except into the river. He looked as though he might be considering it.

  "Captain Anterio," I cried heartily, "no need to be worried."

  "Worried? Me? You're a rogue and a scoundrel, and if I thought I'd caused you an iota of inconvenience I'd dance a jig."

  "No doubt. But you've been misinformed, Captain." I climbed the gangplank and when I was close enough that he could see, displayed the Prince's ring. "Easie Damasco, officer of the Altapasaedan Palace Guard at your service."

  It was a calculated gamble. Anterio's ragged coat told me he'd once served in the City Guard, and it was common knowledge how they worked in dread of the Palace Guard, who were a law only to Panchetto and themselves and wont to interfere in matters of justice on the slightest whim. Anterio stared at me sceptically once his initial shock had worn off, and then pushed his nose very close to the ring to inspect it.

  Before he could say anything I continued, "The woman you gave passage to this morning is the owner of a certain notorious establishment in Muena Palaiya, who's been accused of robbing her clientele in their sleep. A friend of the Prince's had the matter… brought to his attention, shall we say. Since there isn't any law and order in that mud hole we were bringing her to the city for… ah, questioning."

  If Anterio didn't look convinced, I at least had his attention.

  "The giant is what you might call a pet of His Highness. He gets restless cooped up in the palace, so occasionally he's allowed out to assist us." I waved to Saltlick. "He's clever enough for simple tasks, so I asked him to escort the woman while I headed back downriver to attend to another matter. We allowed her to pretend she was in charge to preserve some scrap of dignity. Of course, the old harlot found a way to ruin our plans, and now there are enemies of the Prince carrying on their business unimpeded because I'm stranded here. Well, you couldn't have known."

  "Why didn't you tell me this at the time?"

  "Truth be told, I was glad of the break. The matter I have to attend to is rather unsavoury. Still, I'm only a humble servant of His Highness, and I shouldn't prevaricate much longer."

  "I can't believe it." Though he spoke flatly, it was easy to detect a note of doubt in Anterio's tone.

  "Come now, Captain," I said, "I'm sure you noticed us leading her off this morning, with the assistance of the City Guard. The wench made certain everyone in the market saw us go by, despite our attempts at discretion. Half of Altapasaeda knows she was clapped in irons. The woman has no shame."

  Anterio shook his head. "To think. She seemed such a lady…"

  "You're not the first to be fooled by tha
t pretty face," I told him, with a sympathetic pat on the shoulder. "So now that you know the truth, perhaps we can reinstate our business deal? Since I'm here I might as well clear up a few loose ends, but I'll need to be off soon."

  We made the final arrangements; I gave Anterio back the four onyxes, and turned to leave. I'd been desperately tempted to suggest simply departing there and then, but I knew I wouldn't get far. I was certain now that I was being watched. Half a dozen faces had become familiar since we'd left the palace. Hopefully they'd have overheard the explanation I'd given Saltlick about settling for our morning's passage. At any rate, I couldn't imagine they'd gleaned any clue to my real plans from the afternoon's charade.