Fast and Loose

by Fern Michaels

  “Nope, I’m good, Mitzi. Thanks. By the way, hold my calls, and I’m planning on leaving at noon. You can reach me at home, if you need me. You can show the Lamberts in now.”

  They were such a nice-looking couple, Nikki thought, as they all shook hands and seated themselves. Amy was petite, a ball of fire with blond hair and eyes that were laser blue. Jeffrey was tall, ripped, with dark, untamed, curly hair, and puppy-dog-brown eyes. Both of them had killer smiles, which they didn’t show often enough, at least to her knowledge. “Coffee?”

  “I think I have already had my quota for the day,” Jeffrey Lambert said. Amy nodded as she kept trying to shred her fingers, which refused to remain still in her lap.

  Nikki poured herself a cup of coffee and leaned back. “You both look so nervous. Why is that? You ironed everything out weeks ago. We spoke on the phone, and you both assured me that things were on track. It’s okay if you have changed your minds. It happens more often than you know.”

  “It’s just that . . . neither one of us has ever been divorced. I guess it finally hit us that this is the end of . . . of . . . our being together. We won’t be cooking any more meals together or meeting up to eat something on the run at the end of the day. No more movie nights. No more sharing our day’s experiences. Togetherness will be just a memory, and I find it sad, but, no, I haven’t changed my mind, and neither has Jeff. We are going to go through with the divorce. Just tell us where to sign, so Jeff can catch his flight back to California.” Nikki cringed at the jitteriness she was hearing in Amy’s voice.

  Nikki made a big production out of leafing through the folder on the coffee table in the hopes that she was covering up what she was suddenly feeling. She didn’t know why, but she didn’t have a good feeling about this divorce. Finally, when she realized she couldn’t stall any longer, she placed the papers in front of the young couple. “My notary is on the way in, so it will be just another minute.”

  Amy Lambert went back to shredding her fingers, while her husband, for the moment, stared at the Jackson Pollock paintings on the wall. Nikki thought he looked more nervous than his wife. She felt her sudden uneasiness ramp up a notch. She let loose with a soft sigh the moment Mitzi and her notary stamp appeared. Seven minutes later, everything was in order, and the Lamberts were on their feet, waiting to shake Nikki’s hand.

  “Amy, I’ll see you on the first of November, when you report for work. I was going to have you meet up with Alexis Thorne this morning, but her calendar is full. So when you get here for your first day of work, ask for Mitzi Doyle, the woman who just notarized your divorce papers. She’s also our office manager, and she’ll take you down to HR so you can get all of that out of the way. That’s when you’ll meet with Alexis.

  “Everything at the house is ready for you. You’ll have to do some grocery shopping, but that’s about it. Is there anything else I can do for you before you leave?”

  The Lamberts shook their heads and tried for smiles, which never quite made it to their faces, much less their eyes.

  “Well, then, I guess this is good-bye, Mr. Lambert. Don’t worry about Amy. We’ll take good care of her.”

  Out in the hall, Nikki leaned up against the wall as she struggled to take a long, deep breath. Something’s out of kilter was all she could think of to explain her sudden attack of nervousness. Long ago, she’d learned to pay attention to such feelings. She pushed away from the wall and headed straight for the door whose plaque said the office belonged to Alexis Thorne. She rapped softly, turned the knob, and peeked into the room. “Good, you’re alone. I have to say that was one stressful meeting. And yet nothing happened. We were up to speed on everything. Smooth as silk, as they say. I had this crazy set of feelings, almost a panic attack. I don’t know why. Some days, and this is one of them, I hate being a lawyer.”

  “What’s happening?” Alexis asked.

  * * *

  What was happening was that Amy Lambert was licking at her lips. There was so much she wanted to say to this fine young man who was still her husband until a judge stamped her divorce papers. But the words wouldn’t come, and even if she had known what to say, she seriously doubted that she would have been able to give voice to them. And to her eye, it looked like Jeffrey was having the same problem.

  “Amy, if you . . . if you ever need anything, anything at all, promise you’ll call. You know I’m not just saying the words. I mean it. I think you know me better than anyone on earth, even better than my mother knows me.”

  Amy’s head bobbed up and down. When Jeffrey walked out of Nikki’s office to go to Margie Baylor’s to sign the trust agreement, he was also walking out of Amy’s life. At that moment, she had at least a two-minute window of time to change her mind. If she wanted. The door opened. Scratch the two minutes. This was it. She clenched her teeth so hard, she thought she might have cracked a tooth. Don’t cry. Crying is a sign of weakness. You can do this. You’re a big girl now. Right now, Amy Jones, you are on your own. I should have told Jeff I was taking back my maiden name. Why didn’t I do that? Why? Probably because I thought it would be like pouring salt on an open wound. How could I tell him that I don’t want to be associated any longer with the name Lambert—not because of Jeff, but because of his father and those around him?

  Damn, she should have left when Nikki left. There was no reason for her still to be standing there, and yet, there she was. She whirled around to search for her purse, found it, and slung it over her shoulder. From somewhere deep inside, she managed to drag out the words. “Let’s not say good-bye, Jeff. Let’s just go with ‘I’ll see ya.’ If I find the law isn’t for me, I might hit you up for a job at some point. Don’t forget to send me a Christmas card.” She was stunned at how blasé her tone was. Mind over matter. She almost faltered at the strange look she was seeing on Jeff’s face. Move! Just get the hell out of here. Move. Don’t think. Go, for God’s sake. Earlier, on their way into the building, Jeffrey had warned her that the office might be bugged and to be careful with what she said.

  How she got to the lobby, she didn’t know. And then she was outside, with the fierce October wind bent on attacking her as her hair blew in every direction. She walked around the building to the employee parking lot and her sad little gray Honda Accord, which had 140,000 miles on it. She’d insisted on driving it cross-country because she knew she would need a car to get around once she reached her final destination. Jeff had insisted on driving with her and refused to take no for an answer, saying he would fly back. Jeff had wanted to buy her a new car, a fancy high-end Mercedes, but she had declined his generous offer. How noble she was, how proud. She’d gone into the marriage with nothing, and that’s how she was leaving it. She had no intention of touching the money in the trust fund. She had her pride.

  Amy wrestled with her wild mane of hair as she tried to pull it back into a ponytail. Finally satisfied that she could see, she started the engine. It purred to life like a contented cat. As she was typing in the address to her new, albeit temporary, home on the portable dashboard GPS, a gift from Jeff, she saw a shiny black Lincoln Town Car drive past her and park next to a bright red Jeep Cherokee. As she waited for traffic to slow, she watched the car in her side mirror, saw a man in a dark suit wearing a chauffeur’s cap get out and open the passenger door in the back. She gasped as a tall, handsome man with snow-white hair, despite his relatively young age, got out and strode forward. “Damn!” Amy fumbled with her cell phone and pressed the number one on her speed dial.

  “Pick up, Jeff! C’mon, pick up.” And then she heard his voice, and she calmed down.

  “What? You’re missing me already?” The words were lame-sounding, but still music to her ears.

  “Listen to me. I was leaving the parking lot, and your father was just arriving. He’s entering the building now, Jeff. Now.”

  “Are you sure?”

  “Of course I’m sure. I even recognized his driver. Your father, the Speaker of the House, is now in the building. Okay, I’m outta here
. Have a good flight, Jeff. Send me a text when you land, so I know you arrived safe and sound.”

  “Okay, Mother.” It was meant to sound funny, and it might have come across that way if the tone hadn’t been so brittle and brusque. Amy didn’t bother to respond. Wilson “Buzz” Lambert, the Speaker of the House of Representatives, was not her problem. Not any longer. He was Jeffrey’s problem. She would never forget the day Buzz, of all people, called her a gold digger, among even other less-than-flattering names. Never.

  Amy cracked her window, then slid a CD into the portable player that Jeffrey had installed for her. She smiled. She loved Bon Jovi. So did Jeff. Scratch Jeff. She had to stop including Jeff in her thoughts. It was just her now. Amy Jones. She felt a momentary thrill of excitement at her maiden name. Amy Jones. Look out, world, here I come—a little late to the game I intend to be playing, but I’m here now. And when the game is over, the whole world will know about who I am and how I won.

  * * *

  Jeffrey Lambert, CEO and principal shareholder of Lobo, son of the Speaker of the House, Wilson “Buzz” Lambert, was thinking almost the same thing as his now ex-wife. I’m here now, inside the building, and what do I do? Such a stupid question he thought as he ended his call with Amy and scrawled his signature to finalize the trust fund he’d set up for her. Sweat beaded on his forehead. He suddenly felt stupid to have thought he could get in and out of Washington without meeting up with good old Buzz.

  “Is there any way I can leave here beside through the door I just came through, Ms. Baylor?”

  Margie Baylor banged down on the stapler, looked up, and pointed to a door to the left of her office. “That door will take you to the outside corridor that leads straight out to the parking lot.”

  Jeff’s mind raced. He wished he could take the time to explain to this nice lawyer, with the panicky look, why he was acting like he was, but he simply did not have the time. “I don’t want to go to the parking lot. Is there another way?”

  “I’m sorry, but that’s it. You could take the steps or the elevator to the basement, walk up one flight, which will bring you inches from the revolving door at the entrance. There’s usually a line of cabs waiting. Well, maybe not a line of cabs, but at least one or two. Is everything all right, Mr. Lambert?”

  “No, everything is not all right. I understand my father is in the building, and I want to avoid him. He’s a pretty forceful kind of individual and is probably right now trying to intimidate your receptionist and your office manager with his bluster. Look, I just need to get out of here!”

  Margie laughed. “Our people do not know or recognize the word intimidate. We’re women! I assure you that if anyone is going to be intimidated, it will be your father. Nikki trained us well. Like I said, we’re women!” She pointed to the side door, and said, “Go!” Jeffrey didn’t need to be told twice. He literally flew through the doorway.

  “Never a dull moment at the Quinn Law Firm,” Margie mumbled under her breath. She pressed a button on the console and spoke quietly. “I need you to take these papers over to the courthouse and have them filed. I’d like you to do it now, Judy.”

  “Yes, ma’am, I can do that. There is someone here to see you. He doesn’t have an appointment.”

  Margie’s mind raced. She knew who it was. “And what is our rule here at the Quinn Law Firm, Judy?”

  “The attorneys only see clients with appointments. Mr. Lambert is insistent, Ms. Baylor. He asked me to tell you he is the Speaker of the House.”

  “All our clients are treated equally. One more time, what is our rule here at the Quinn Law Firm, Judy? Tell the Speaker to make an appointment.” That said, Margie hightailed it out the same doorway Jeffrey Lambert had just gone through. She did exactly what she told Jeffrey to do. She rode the elevator to the basement and walked up a flight of steps to the lobby and was through the revolving door in minutes. Outside, a cab was at the curb. She climbed in, and said, “Take me to the courthouse.” She leaned back against the cracked leather seat. Sometimes, you just had to do things yourself. It was important to Jeffrey Lambert to have the trust documents filed today. As his attorney, it was her job to make sure it happened.

  This whole thing—the ever-so-friendly divorce, the unwanted trust, and the Speaker of the House showing up at the eleventh hour—was enough to boggle her mind, and yet people said the law was boring. She sniffed. Those people didn’t know anything about the all-female Quinn Law Firm. Not a damn thing. Nikki’s mantra, to which they all subscribed, was “Take no prisoners.”

  * * *

  While Margie’s cab crawled through traffic, Buzz Lambert was railing at her secretary, demanding to see the head of the firm.

  “I’m sorry, Mister Speaker, but rules are rules. I have a job here that I love, and I want and intend to keep this job. I will, however, call Ms. Quinn to see if she has time to meet with you. Take a seat, please,” said Judy.

  “Don’t you dare tell me what to do, young lady. It works the other way around—I tell you what to do. Is it necessary for me to remind you who I am? I need to get back to the Hill.”

  “No, sir, you have already told me four times who you are. But it just doesn’t matter. You are not my employer, and you do not set policy for the Quinn Law Firm. Now, either you sit down or you leave, or I will be forced to call security. How do you think that is going to look on the evening news? I can just hear the news anchor. ‘And now a story about the Speaker of the House, Buzz Lambert, being escorted by security out of the building housing the Quinn Law Firm. Calls to the Speaker’s office asking for comment on the incident have not been returned. ’ I am calling Ms. Quinn now.”

  Buzz couldn’t believe that this slip of a girl was telling him, the man two heartbeats away from becoming the president of the United States, what to do. And yet, here he was, sitting down. He seethed like a fire-breathing dragon as he waited.

  “Ms. Quinn instructed me to escort you to her office. She said she can give you five minutes, not one minute longer, as she has a client who is always prompt and is due to arrive momentarily. Here at the Quinn Law Firm, we do our best not to keep our clients waiting. Follow me, sir.”

  Nikki was standing in the open doorway to her office. She nodded to Judy that she should return to her own office, that she could and would handle things from here on in. “Mr. Speaker, I’m Nikki Quinn. This is my firm. I don’t care who you are or why you’re here, but do not ever try to bluster your way in here and try to intimidate my employees. We do not tolerate that kind of behavior. You have five minutes, so talk fast. I have a client who is due to arrive any minute.”

  “Where’s my son? Where’s that gold digger he married? Jeffrey’s mother told me they were getting divorced and that you were handling the divorce.”

  “I have not the slightest clue as to the current whereabouts of your son. I assume that he has finished what he came here to do and has departed. Likewise for his wife.

  “And as a lawyer yourself, you should know that I cannot discuss my clients’ business with you. This might sound trite, but I would bet dollars to donuts that you have your son’s phone number and access to a telephone. Perhaps you should try calling him to find out where he is, instead of coming here and disrupting my law firm. I think we’re done here, Mr. Speaker.”

  “This isn’t the end of it, lady,” Buzz blustered. He couldn’t remember the last time anyone had talked to him like this blond floozy. Even men didn’t dare talk to him like she had.

  His face red and mottled like the old bricks on the building, Wilson “Buzz” Lambert turned on his heel and marched down the hall, his back ramrod stiff.

  The fine hairs on the back of Nikki’s neck moved. So her gut was right, and right now her gut was telling her that the Speaker’s words were true. This wasn’t the end of the Lambert divorce, not by a long shot.

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  ABOUT THE AU
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  FERN MICHAELS is the USA Today and New York Times bestselling author of the Sisterhood, Men of the Sisterhood, and Godmothers series and dozens of other novels and novellas. There are over seventy-five million copies of her books in print. Fern Michaels has built and funded several large day-care centers in her hometown, and is a passionate animal lover who has outfitted police dogs across the country with special bulletproof vests. She shares her home in South Carolina with her four dogs and a resident ghost named Mary Margaret.

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