Sexiest Vampire Alive las-11

by Kerrelyn Sparks

  The crew shouted a victory cheer.

  “Places!” Gordon shouted, and everyone scurried into position on or off set. “Let’s do it, people! Mark it.”

  “Take number seventy-two.” A crew member clapped the sticks together on the slate.

  Simone lounged on the ivory satin settee and leaned toward Pennington. Her eyes burned with hot passion. “I have a hunger that cannot be denied.”

  Pennington flipped his hair back to expose his neck. “Take me. My body, my blood—I’m all yours.”

  She ripped open his shirt. One of the buttons popped off and hit her in the eye.

  “Ack!” She jumped to her feet, catching the boom operator by surprise and ramming her head into the large microphone suspended over them.

  “Aarrgh!” She collapsed on the floor.

  Everyone stared at her unconscious body for a few silent seconds.

  “Cut,” Gordon muttered.

  “Am I interrupting anything?” Robby MacKay strode into the studio.

  “No,” the entire crew moaned.

  “Rajiv is in the lobby.” Robby did a double take at Simone’s unconscious body. “We left a few cases of Chocolood and Bleer in the lobby so no one will go hungry.”

  “Chocolood?” The makeup artist ran from the room.

  “Free Bleer!” The male crew members dashed after her.

  Robby motioned to Simone. “Is she all right?”

  Gregori sighed. “She will be. I’ll teleport her back to the townhouse.”

  Robby shook his head. “Leave her be. Angus and Roman want you at Romatech.”

  “I’ll drop her off on the way—”

  “Nay,” Robby interrupted. “They want you there now.”

  Now? The sun would be up in less than an hour. What was so important that it couldn’t wait another night? Gregori turned to Gordon. “If Simone comes to, tell her I was called away. We’ll try again tomorrow.”

  Gordon grimaced. “Must we?”

  “Yes, I’ll—”

  “I said now,” Robby interrupted Gregori and gave him a stern look.

  “Okay! Don’t get your panties in a wad.” He glanced at Robby’s green and blue plaid kilt. “If you even wear underwear.”

  Robby frowned as he grabbed on to Gregori’s arm. “Let’s go.”

  Gregori stiffened with surprise. He was being escorted? What was the big hurry— His thoughts cut off as everything went black.

  Chapter Two

  The big strategy meeting had to be over. Gregori spotted about a dozen Coven Masters leaving the Romatech conference room as Robby ushered him down the hall.

  He pulled his arm from Robby’s steel-like grip. “Look, dude, tell me what’s going on.”

  Robby shrugged one shoulder. “Angus told me to bring you here now.”

  “Yeah, I got the now part.” Gregori noted most of the Coven Masters were teleporting away. No doubt they wanted to leave New York before sunrise. He nodded at two who remained in the hall. “Hey, guys. What’s up?”

  Rafferty McCall shook his hand. “Great idea about making emergency shelters.”

  “Thanks,” he answered the West Coast Coven Master. Was that why he’d been summoned? They might need his help coordinating shelters across the world.

  “I should get back to Louisiana.” Colbert GrandPied slapped Gregori on the shoulder. “Bonne chance, mon ami.”

  “Aye,” Rafferty agreed. “Good luck to you, lad.”

  “For what?” Gregori asked, but the two Coven Masters teleported away.

  “Why do I need luck all of a sudden?” Gregori asked Robby, but the Scottish vampire merely opened the conference room door and motioned for him to enter.

  Gregori tamped down on his frustration. If there was any luck to be had, he sure as hell wasn’t getting any. The commercial was a disaster. Thanks to Simone, everyone at DVN would be spreading a rumor that he was gay. And then there was that little matter of the Vampire Apocalypse and their imminent deaths at the hands of wild-eyed mortals driven into a murderous frenzy by Corky’s damned video. An irritating prickle on the back of his neck warned him that it was about to get even worse.

  If there was one thing he hated, it was walking into a situation uninformed and unprepared. He was accustomed to succeeding at whatever project he was assigned to, and as far as he was concerned, the secret to success was information. He liked to have all the facts beforehand, everything thoroughly researched, documented, and organized into strategic plans of action. He never walked into a conference room empty-handed . . . like he was doing now. Hell, he didn’t even know what this meeting was about.

  Out of habit, he reached into his pocket for a stress ball, but no luck. He’d just have to bluff his way through, show them some positive attitude. Stay cool. Act like you belong. It’s the best way to fit in.

  He slipped his tie back into place, then marched purposefully into the conference room. The long table was empty except at the far end, where five Vamps stopped their whispering to look at him.

  He smiled. “You wanted to see me?”

  No smiles in return. The prickle on the back of his neck grew more insistent. He’d known these guys for years. Why were they studying him like he was some sort of specimen?

  At the head of the table his boss, Roman Draganesti, nodded his head slightly. Sitting to Roman’s left was Jean-Luc Echarpe, who retained his title of Coven Master of Western Europe even though he spent most of his time in Texas and only teleported to Paris once a month to preside over Coven Court. Next to him sat Zoltan Czakvar, CM for Eastern Europe, headquartered in Budapest. On Roman’s right, Angus MacKay narrowed his eyes. He was not only head of MacKay Security and Investigation, but also CM for the British Isles.

  Next to Angus, Sean Whelan sat with a fierce scowl on his face. Actually that wasn’t so unusual. Gregori had never seen Sean Whelan when the guy wasn’t scowling. First he’d been pissed that his daughter Shanna had married Roman. Then he’d been livid when his other daughter Caitlyn had married Carlos and become a were-panther. His head had nearly exploded when Shanna’s husband had transformed her into a vampire. Tough news for a guy who was the leader of the CIA Stake-Out team, dedicated to killing vampires. And if that wasn’t bad enough, Sean had gotten himself mortally wounded fighting vampires, so Roman had transformed him.

  No one was sure how Sean would react to becoming the creature he hated the most, but Shanna had begged her husband to save him. Sean had been a vampire less than a week now, but he appeared to be taking it in stride. Apparently his desire to survive was stronger than his desire to kill Vamps.

  “Sit down, please.” Roman motioned to the end of the table.

  A mile away from them? Why did he feel like a lab rat in one of Roman’s scientific experiments? Gregori took a seat and rested his forearms on the table. “So do you need my help coordinating emergency shelters?”

  “Nay,” Angus said.

  “Each Coven Master is responsible for the safety of the Vamps in his region,” Roman explained. “I appreciate your help with my area. I’ve been . . . distracted with other matters.”

  Gregori nodded and adjusted his cuff links. “Then you devised a plan of action?”

  Roman gestured to his father-in-law. “Sean is using his government contacts to negotiate a deal.”

  “We’re waiting on approval from the president,” Sean said. “I’ve arranged for us to meet with the president and his advisors tonight after sunset.”

  “What kind of deal are you talking about?” Gregori asked.

  “Basically, we’re asking the government to declare the vampire video a hoax and state categorically that vampires do not exist,” Sean explained.

  “So the government would lie to the people,” Gregori muttered. “That’s new for a change.”

  Roman frowned disapprovingly at him. “Surely you can understand why we need this lie.”

  Sean leaned toward Angus and whispered, “He won’t do.”

  “Aye, he will,” Angus ins
isted quietly.

  The prickle on Gregori’s neck crept down his spine.

  “Sean, the sun will rise soon,” Roman said quietly. “You should see Shanna and the children while you still can.”

  Sean glared at his son-in-law, then slowly rose to his feet. “Don’t think you can leave me out of the loop.”

  “We appreciate your help,” Roman told him. “We’ll let you know our final decision.”

  Sean snorted, then glanced at Gregori. “I’ll talk to you tonight after sunset.” He strode from the room.

  Gregori watched the door shut, then turned back to face Roman. “I won’t be here. I’m shooting a commercial for Blardonnay.”

  “They’ll have to do it without you,” Roman said.

  Gregori sat back. “But they need—”

  “Like Sean said, we need approval from the president,” Roman added.

  Gregori shrugged. “What has that—”

  “Is it true that all your meals have been bottled?” Jean-Luc interrupted him.

  What? What did his eating habits have to do with this?

  “You’re very young for a Vamp,” Jean-Luc explained. “By the time you were transformed, we already had synthetic blood. So are we correct in assuming you’ve taken all your meals from bottles?”

  What the hell? They were on the verge of a Vampire Apocalypse and these guys wanted to tease him again for being a bottle-fed baby?

  “Lad,” Angus grumbled impatiently. “We need to know if ye’ve ever bitten anyone.”

  He moved his hands into his lap so they wouldn’t see him clenching his fists. “My fangs work just fine.”

  Zoltan leaned forward. “Then you have bitten someone?”

  This was getting too damned personal. “I have never bitten for food. And I’ve never bitten a mortal.”

  “Good. I thought so.” Roman nodded approvingly, then glanced at the other CMs. “Gregori has always taken the Romatech mission statement quite seriously. Make the world safe for mortals and Vamps alike.”

  “Ye have never given a mortal reason to fear you?” Angus asked.

  Gregori’s jaw shifted. Did they think he was some kind of wimp? “I’m sure I have, but they don’t remember it. I always wipe memories and clean up after myself.”

  Roman nodded again. “For a young Vamp, Gregori has shown an impressive talent for mind control.”

  Again with how young he was. Gregori gritted his teeth. Next they would congratulate him for being potty trained.

  “He also has an excellent track record for getting a job done,” Roman continued.

  Gregori arched a brow. “Am I applying for a new job?”

  “Have you ever fought in battle?” Zoltan pressed. “Ever killed anyone?”

  Gregori glared at him. “Why? Are you looking for an assassin? I left my résumé at home with my AK–47.”

  Angus chuckled. “Ye’re no’ a killer, lad.”

  Don’t push me. Gregori shoved back his chair and stood. First Simone had called him a coward, and now these guys were insinuating it. “Enough with the bullshit. You guys know I never fought in battle. I wanted to. I trained for it, but Roman promised my mom he’d never put me at risk. I went along with it for her sake, but that doesn’t mean I need to grow a pair. If there’s a fight in our future, you can count on me.”

  “We’re no’ questioning yer bravery, lad,” Angus said. “In fact, we’re relying on it.”

  “For what? Tell me what you want.”

  “You have different skills than we do,” Jean-Luc said. “Because of your youth you know how to maneuver through the modern world of business and technology.”

  Roman smiled. “And you’ve proven yourself adept at handling people and persuading them to do what you want.”

  “Without threatening them with a sword,” Angus added. “Ye have a modern approach that we’re lacking.”

  Gregori frowned. No doubt they thought they were complimenting him, but somehow he felt like he was being called manipulative. Using a sword might be old-fashioned, but it was blatantly honest. “I’m not that bad with a sword, you know. I’ve been practicing with Ian at the school during my time off.”

  “We don’t need a swordsman for this job,” Zoltan said.

  Angus drummed his fingers on the table. “The problem is we doona want Sean Whelan to act as our sole representative to the president.”

  “We don’t trust him,” Zoltan muttered.

  “So we need our own special envoy,” Jean-Luc added. “Someone we can trust to represent the best interests of Vamps all over the world. A Vamp who is modern, works hard at a steady job, and has never bitten a mortal. A Vamp who appears completely safe and harmless.”

  Safe and harmless. Somehow those words felt like the worst of insults. Gregori yanked at his tie to loosen it. “You’re choosing me ’cause you think I’m an Undead Pillsbury Doughboy?” He shook his head. “No. Hell, no.”

  Roman gave him an irritated look. “You’re a marketing expert, Gregori. You understand the importance of how we are perceived. If we’re seen as a bunch of dangerous, bloodthirsty monsters, it could mean the end for us. You can honestly present the image we want because it is what you are: a modern-day, well-educated, hardworking, harmless Vamp.”

  Harmless. Shit. He was tempted to sink his teeth into a mortal just to prove them wrong. But he kept his frustration in check. “Look, it’s late, so let’s continue this conversation tonight. If you give me a few hours, I’m sure I can come up with a better plan.”

  “Nay!” Angus thumped a fist on the table. “We doona need another plan. The decision was made. The vote was unanimous.”

  “All the Coven Masters agreed.” Roman stood, his expression stern and stubborn. “Gregori, we’re counting on you. You are the plan.”

  Chapter Three

  They were counting on him. Every freaking Coven Master in the Vamp world. Gregori headed for his office at Romatech, still reeling from the news.

  He didn’t let anyone see how tense he was. He even grinned at Laszlo when he passed him in the hall, and gave him a high five. Stay cool. Act like you belong. It’s the best way to fit in. That was the mantra Gregori had adopted eighteen years ago, after the shock of waking up to find himself Undead.

  And now he was the plan? He didn’t know if he should be flattered or pissed. Flattered, maybe, if thousands of Vamps were trusting him to keep them safe.

  He snorted as he wrenched his office door open. Safe? What a joke! For the last eighteen years, he’d been the one the old warrior guys threatened to kill for the fun of it.

  He shut the door, then hit the light switch so hard, it cracked the plastic cover plate in two.

  “Shit.” He strode across the office and skirted his desk to peer outside the window. Lampposts illuminated the parking lot, but as always, his gaze wandered to the same dark spot, the place where he’d died as a mortal.

  There were no cars to obstruct his view. Most Vamps simply teleported from place to place. Sometimes Gregori drove to work to make sure he remembered how, but as the years slipped by, those mortal skills seemed increasingly unimportant and unnecessary.

  Memories swirled through his mind—the dark night, the terror and pain of the attack, the hot burn of blood and icy fear of death, the muted screams from his mother as he’d faded away. The memories haunted him for only a few seconds before he knocked them away. Over the years, he’d learn to react quickly.

  He’d been transformed in 1993, six years after Roman invented synthetic blood, so he was something of a rarity in the vampire world. It gave the old guys one of their favorite labels for teasing him. The bottle-fed baby.

  A few nights after being transformed, he had realized that if he was going to succeed in his new life, he needed to embrace it. Leave the old world behind. Stay cool. Act like you belong.

  So he’d worked hard at fitting into the vampire world. He’d practiced mind control, levitation, and teleportation until he was just as skilled as the old guys. He’d worked
hard at Romatech, and in 1998 he’d become vice president of marketing.

  In the mortal world, he would have been considered a great success, but in this world, surrounded by crusty old warriors, he could never escape the stigma of his youth. He hated being the new kid, the bottle-fed baby, the one they referred to as the fledgling. That made him feel like a helpless little bird with its mouth wide open, begging the older and wiser birds to bring him a freaking worm.

  It frustrated him no end, but he put up with the crap. Why? Because he loved being eternally young.

  Who wouldn’t love it? For eighteen years he’d enjoyed the body and energy of a twenty-nine-year-old. He could work hard, play hard, and party all night. Totally forget that if he were still mortal, he’d be a forty-seven-year-old dullard, saddled with a wife and a couple of kids.

  Only his mother seemed aware of his true age. She reminded him of it daily when she lamented her lack of grandchildren.

  With a sigh, Gregori turned away from the window. What an ironic twist of fate. The same Vamps who had teased him for being young now needed him for his youth.

  Flattered or pissed? Flattered, yes. Being special envoy to the president was a big job, and he’d assured the guys in the conference room that he would succeed. But damn! If they were going to hinge their plan of action on him, they should have invited him to the meeting.

  Pissed. Definitely. He grabbed a stress ball off his desk and gave it a squeeze. How dare they plan his life without consulting him? The old geezers were centuries old and still thought being a Coven Master was akin to being a king. If they wanted his help, they should have asked. They should have shown a little respect. But no, they believed they had the right to decide things for him.

  The fledgling. The new kid who was safe and harmless. Who couldn’t hurt a fly.

  Pop! The stress ball exploded in his hand.

  “Shit.” He tossed it in the trash where it landed on top of three more exploded stress balls.

  He glanced at his watch. Thirty-six minutes till sunrise and so much to do. First, he needed some sustenance, so he retrieved a bottle of synthetic blood from his mini-fridge and popped it into the microwave. While it warmed up, he undid the top buttons of his shirt, then took off his tie and tossed it onto the couch. It landed in VANNA’s lap.