Collected Works of Booth Tarkington

by Booth Tarkington

Miss Pratt, that magic girl, was going home.

  XXIII. FATHERS FORGET

  TO THE COMPETENT twenties, hundreds of miles suggesting no impossibilities, such departures may be rending, but not tragic. Implacable, the difference to Seventeen! Miss Pratt was going home, and Seventeen could not follow; it could only mourn upon the lonely shore, tracing little angelic footprints left in the sand.

  To Seventeen such a departure is final; it is a vanishing.

  And now it seemed possible that William might be deprived even of the last romantic consolations: of the “last waltz together,” of the last, last “listening to music in the moonlight together”; of all those sacred lasts of the “last evening together.”

  He had pleaded strongly for a “dress-suit” as a fitting recognition of his seventeenth birthday anniversary, but he had been denied by his father with a jocularity more crushing than rigor. Since then — in particular since the arrival of Miss Pratt — Mr. Baxter’s temper had been growing steadily more and more even. That is, as affected by William’s social activities, it was uniformly bad. Nevertheless, after heavy brooding, William decided to make one final appeal before he resorted to measures which the necessities of despair had caused him to contemplate.

  He wished to give himself every chance for a good effect; therefore, he did not act hastily, but went over what he intended to say, rehearsing it with a few appropriate gestures, and even taking some pleasure in the pathetic dignity of this performance, as revealed by occasional glances at the mirror of his dressing-table. In spite of these little alleviations, his trouble was great and all too real, for, unhappily, the previous rehearsal of an emotional scene does not prove the emotion insincere.

  Descending, he found his father and mother still sitting upon the front porch. Then, standing before them, solemn-eyed, he uttered a preluding cough, and began:

  “Father,” he said in a loud voice, “I have come to—”

  “Dear me!” Mrs. Baxter exclaimed, not perceiving that she was interrupting an intended oration. “Willie, you DO look pale! Sit down, poor child; you oughtn’t to walk so much in this heat.”

  “Father,” William repeated. “Fath—”

  “I suppose you got her safely home from church,” Mr. Baxter said. “She might have been carried off by footpads if you three boys hadn’t been along to take care of her!”

  But William persisted heroically. “Father—” he said. “Father, I have come to—”

  “What on earth’s the matter with you?” Mr. Baxter ceased to fan himself; Mrs. Baxter stopped rocking, and both stared, for it had dawned upon them that something unusual was beginning to take place.

  William backed to the start and tried it again. “Father, I have come to—” He paused and gulped, evidently expecting to be interrupted, but both of his parents remained silent, regarding him with puzzled surprise. “Father,” he began once more, “I have come — I have come to — to place before you something I think it’s your duty as my father to undertake, and I have thought over this step before laying it before you.”

  “My soul!” said Mr. Baxter, under his breath. “My soul!”

  “At my age,” William continued, swallowing, and fixing his earnest eyes upon the roof of the porch, to avoid the disconcerting stare of his father— “at my age there’s some things that ought to be done and some things that ought not to be done. If you asked me what I thought OUGHT to be done, there is only one answer: When anybody as old as I am has to go out among other young men his own age that already got one, like anyway half of them HAVE, who I go with, and their fathers have already taken such a step, because they felt it was the only right thing to do, because at my age and the young men I go with’s age, it IS the only right thing to do, because that is something nobody could deny, at my age—” Here William drew a long breath, and, deciding to abandon that sentence as irrevocably tangled, began another: “I have thought over this step, because there comes a time to every young man when they must lay a step before their father before something happens that they would be sorry for. I have thought this undertaking over, and I am certain it would be your honest duty—”

  “My soul!” gasped Mr. Baxter. “I thought I knew you pretty well, but you talk like a stranger to ME! What is all this? What you WANT?”

  “A dress-suit!” said William.

  He had intended to say a great deal more before coming to the point, but, although through nervousness he had lost some threads of his rehearsed plea, it seemed to him that he was getting along well and putting his case with some distinction and power. He was surprised and hurt, therefore, to hear his father utter a wordless shout in a tone of wondering derision.

  “I have more to say—” William began.

  But Mr. Baxter cut him off. “A dress-suit!” he cried. “Well, I’m glad you were talking about SOMETHING, because I honestly thought it must be too much sun!”

  At this, the troubled William brought his eyes down from the porch roof and forgot his rehearsal. He lifted his hand appealingly. “Father,” he said, “I GOT to have one!”

  “‘Got to’!” Mr. Baxter laughed a laugh that chilled the supplicant through and through. “At your age I thought I was lucky if I had ANY suit that was fit to be seen in. You’re too young, Willie. I don’t want you to get your mind on such stuff, and if I have my way, you won’t have a dress-suit for four years more, anyhow.”

  “Father, I GOT to have one. I got to have one right away!” The urgency in William’s voice was almost tearful. “I don’t ask you to have it made, or to go to expensive tailors, but there’s plenty of good ready-made ones that only cost about forty dollars; they’re advertised in the paper. Father, wouldn’t you spend just forty dollars? I’ll pay it back when I’m in business; I’ll work—”

  Mr. Baxter waved all this aside. “It’s not the money. It’s the principle that I’m standing for, and I don’t intend—”

  “Father, WON’T you do it?”

  “No, I will not!”

  William saw that sentence had been passed and all appeals for a new trial denied. He choked, and rushed into the house without more ado.

  “Poor boy!” his mother said.

  “Poor boy nothing!” fumed Mr. Baxter. “He’s about lost his mind over that Miss Pratt. Think of his coming out here and starting a regular debating society declamation before his mother and father! Why, I never heard anything like it in my life! I don’t like to hurt his feelings, and I’d give him anything I could afford that would do him any good, but all he wants it for now is to splurge around in at this party before that little yellow-haired girl! I guess he can wear the kind of clothes most of the other boys wear — the kind I wore at parties — and never thought of wearing anything else. What’s the world getting to be like? Seventeen years old and throws a fit because he can’t have a dress-suit!”

  Mrs. Baxter looked thoughtful. “But — but suppose he felt he couldn’t go to the dance unless he wore one, poor boy—”

  “All the better,” said Mr. Baxter, firmly. “Do him good to keep away and get his mind on something else.”

  “Of course,” she suggested, with some timidity, “forty dollars isn’t a great deal of money, and a ready-made suit, just to begin with—”

  Naturally, Mr. Baxter perceived whither she was drifting. “Forty dollars isn’t a thousand,” he interrupted, “but what you want to throw it away for? One reason a boy of seventeen oughtn’t to have evening clothes is the way he behaves with ANY clothes. Forty dollars! Why, only this summer he sat down on Jane’s open paint-box, twice in one week!”

  “Well — Miss Pratt IS going away, and the dance will be her last night. I’m afraid it would really hurt him to miss it. I remember once, before we were engaged — that evening before papa took me abroad, and you—”

  “It’s no use, mamma,” he said. “We were both in the twenties — why, I was six years older than Willie, even then. There’s no comparison at all. I’ll let him order a dress-suit on his twenty-first birthday and not
a minute before. I don’t believe in it, and I intend to see that he gets all this stuff out of his system. He’s got to learn some hard sense!”

  Mrs. Baxter shook her head doubtfully, but she said no more. Perhaps she regretted a little that she had caused Mr. Baxter’s evening clothes to be so expansively enlarged — for she looked rather regretful. She also looked rather incomprehensible, not to say cryptic, during the long silence which followed, and Mr. Baxter resumed his rocking, unaware of the fixity of gaze which his wife maintained upon him — a thing the most loyal will do sometimes.

  The incomprehensible look disappeared before long; but the regretful one was renewed in the mother’s eyes whenever she caught glimpses of her son, that day, and at the table, where William’s manner was gentle — even toward his heartless father.

  Underneath that gentleness, the harried self of William was no longer debating a desperate resolve, but had fixed upon it, and on the following afternoon Jane chanced to be a witness of some resultant actions. She came to her mother with an account of them.

  “Mamma, what you s’pose Willie wants of those two ole market-baskets that were down cellar?”

  “Why, Jane?”

  “Well, he carried ’em in his room, an’ then he saw me lookin’; an’ he said, ‘G’way from here!’ an’ shut the door. He looks so funny! What’s he want of those ole baskets, mamma?”

  “I don’t know. Perhaps he doesn’t even know, himself, Jane.”

  But William did know, definitely. He had set the baskets upon chairs, and now, with pale determination, he was proceeding to fill them. When his task was completed the two baskets contained:

  One “heavy-weight winter suit of clothes.”

  One “light-weight summer suit of clothes.”

  One cap.

  One straw hat.

  Two pairs of white flannel trousers.

  Two Madras shirts.

  Two flannel shirts.

  Two silk shirts.

  Seven soft collars.

  Three silk neckties.

  One crocheted tie.

  Eight pairs of socks.

  One pair of patent-leather shoes.

  One pair of tennis-shoes.

  One overcoat.

  Some underwear.

  One two-foot shelf of books, consisting of several sterling works upon mathematics, in a damaged condition; five of Shakespeare’s plays, expurgated for schools and colleges, and also damaged; a work upon political economy, and another upon the science of physics; Webster’s Collegiate Dictionary; How to Enter a Drawing-Room and Five Hundred Other Hints; Witty Sayings from Here and There; Lorna Doone; Quentin Durward; The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, a very old copy of Moths, and a small Bible.

  William spread handkerchiefs upon the two over-bulging cargoes, that their nature might not be disclosed to the curious, and, after listening a moment at his door, took the baskets, one upon each arm, then went quickly down the stairs and out of the house, out of the yard, and into the alley — by which route he had modestly chosen to travel.

  ... After an absence of about two hours he returned empty-handed and anxious. “Mother, I want to speak to you,” he said, addressing Mrs Baxter in a voice which clearly proved the strain of these racking days. “I want to speak to you about something important.”

  “Yes, Willie?”

  “Please send Jane away. I can’t talk about important things with a child in the room.”

  Jane naturally wished to stay, since he was going to say something important. “Mamma, do I HAF to go?”

  “Just a few minutes, dear.”

  Jane walked submissively out of the door, leaving it open behind her. Then, having gone about six feet farther, she halted and, preserving a breathless silence, consoled herself for her banishment by listening to what was said, hearing it all as satisfactorily as if she had remained in the room. Quiet, thoughtful children, like Jane, avail themselves of these little pleasures oftener than is suspected.

  “Mother,” said William, with great intensity, “I want to ask you please to lend me three dollars and sixty cents.”

  “What for, Willie?”

  “Mother, I just ask you to lend me three dollars and sixty cents.”

  “But what FOR?”

  “Mother, I don’t feel I can discuss it any; I simply ask you: Will you lend me three dollars and sixty cents?”

  Mrs. Baxter laughed gently. “I don’t think I could, Willie, but certainly I should want to know what for.”

  “Mother, I am going on eighteen years of age, and when I ask for a small sum of money like three dollars and sixty cents I think I might be trusted to know how to use it for my own good without having to answer questions like a ch—”

  “Why, Willie,” she exclaimed, “you ought to have plenty of money of your own!”

  “Of course I ought,” he agreed, warmly. “If you’d ask father to give me a regular allow—”

  “No, no; I mean you ought to have plenty left out of that old junk and furniture I let you sell last month. You had over nine dollars!’

  “That was five weeks ago,” William explained, wearily.

  “But you certainly must have some of it left. Why, it was MORE than nine dollars, I believe! I think it was nearer ten. Surely you haven’t—”

  “Ye gods!” cried the goaded William. “A person going on eighteen years old ought to be able to spend nine dollars in five weeks without everybody’s acting like it was a crime! Mother, I ask you the simple question: Will you PLEASE lend me three dollars and sixty cents?”

  “I don’t think I ought to, dear. I’m sure your father wouldn’t wish me to, unless you’ll tell me what you want it for. In fact, I won’t consider it at all unless you do tell me.”

  “You won’t do it?” he quavered.

  She shook her head gently. “You see, dear, I’m afraid the reason you don’t tell me is because you know that I wouldn’t give it to you if I knew what you wanted it for.”

  This perfect diagnosis of the case so disheartened him that after a few monosyllabic efforts to continue the conversation with dignity he gave it up, and left in such a preoccupation with despondency that he passed the surprised Jane in the hall without suspecting what she had been doing.

  That evening, after dinner, he addressed to his father an impassioned appeal for three dollars and sixty cents, laying such stress of pathos on his principal argument that if he couldn’t have a dress-suit, at least he ought to be given three dollars and sixty CENTS (the emphasis is William’s) that Mr. Baxter was moved in the direction of consent — but not far enough. “I’d like to let you have it, Willie,” he said, excusing himself for refusal, “but your mother felt SHE oughtn’t to do it unless you’d say what you wanted it for, and I’m sure she wouldn’t like me to do it. I can’t let you have it unless you get her to say she wants me to.”

  Thus advised, the unfortunate made another appeal to his mother the next day, and, having brought about no relaxation of the situation, again petitioned his father, on the following evening. So it went; the torn and driven William turning from parent to parent; and surely, since the world began, the special sum of three dollars and sixty cents has never been so often mentioned in any one house and in the same space of time as it was in the house of the Baxters during Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday of that oppressive week.

  But on Friday William disappeared after breakfast and did not return to lunch.

  XXIV. CLOTHES MAKE THE MAN

  MRS. BAXTER WAS troubled. During the afternoon she glanced often from the open window of the room where she had gone to sew, but the peaceful neighborhood continued to be peaceful, and no sound of the harassed footsteps of William echoed from the pavement. However, she saw Genesis arrive (in his weekday costume) to do some weeding, and Jane immediately skip forth for mingled purposes of observation and conversation.

  “What DO they say?” thought Mrs. Baxter, observing that both Jane and Genesis were unusually animated. But for once that perplexity was to b
e dispersed. After an exciting half-hour Jane came flying to her mother, breathless.

  “Mamma,” she cried, “I know where Willie is! Genesis told me, ‘cause he saw him, an’ he talked to him while he was doin’ it.”

  “Doing what? Where?”

  “Mamma, listen! What you think Willie’s doin’? I bet you can’t g—”

  “Jane!” Mrs Baxter spoke sharply. “Tell me what Genesis said, at once.”

  “Yes’m. Willie’s sittin’ in a lumber-yard that Genesis comes by on his way from over on the avynoo where all the colored people live — an’ he’s countin’ knot-holes in shingles.”

  “He is WHAT?”

  “Yes’m. Genesis knows all about it, because he was thinkin’ of doin’ it himself, only he says it would be too slow. This is the way it is, mamma. Listen, mamma, because this is just exackly the way it is. Well, this lumber-yard man got into some sort of a fuss because he bought millions an’ millions of shingles, mamma, that had too many knots in, an’ the man don’t want to pay for ’em, or else the store where he bought ’em won’t take ’em back, an’ they got to prove how many shingles are bad shingles, or somep’m, an’ anyway, mamma, that’s what Willie’s doin’. Every time he comes to a bad shingle, mamma, he puts it somewheres else, or somep’m like that, mamma, an’ every time he’s put a thousand bad shingles in this other place they give him six cents. He gets the six cents to keep, mamma — an’ that’s what he’s been doin’ all day!”

  “Good gracious!”

  “Oh, but that’s nothing, mamma — just you wait till you hear the rest. THAT part of it isn’t anything a TALL, mamma! You wouldn’t hardly notice that part of it if you knew the other part of it, mamma. Why, that isn’t ANYTHING!” Jane made demonstrations of scorn for the insignificant information already imparted.

  “Jane!”

  “Yes’m?”

  “I want to know everything Genesis told you,” said her mother, “and I want you to tell it as quickly as you can.”

  “Well, I AM tellin’ it, mamma!” Jane protested. “I’m just BEGINNING to tell it. I can’t tell it unless there’s a beginning, can I? How could there be ANYTHING unless you had to begin it, mamma?”