The Popsicle Tree

by Dorien Grey

  Table of Contents

  Title Page

  The Popsicle Tree

  Dedication

  CHAPTER 1

  CHAPTER 2

  CHAPTER 3

  CHAPTER 4

  CHAPTER 5

  CHAPTER 6

  CHAPTER 7

  CHAPTER 8

  CHAPTER 9

  CHAPTER 10

  CHAPTER 11

  CHAPTER 12

  CHAPTER 13

  CHAPTER 14

  CHAPTER 15

  CHAPTER 16

  The Popsicle Tree: A Dick Hardesty Mystery

  By Dorien Grey

  Copyright 2016 by Gary Brown, Executor of Roger Margason/Dorien Grey Estate

  Cover Copyright 2016 by Untreed Reads Publishing

  Cover Design by Ginny Glass

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  Previously published in print, 2005.

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  This is a work of fiction. The characters, dialogue and events in this book are wholly fictional, and any resemblance to companies and actual persons, living or dead, is coincidental

  Also by Dorien Grey and Untreed Reads Publishing

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  Short Circuits: A Life in Blogs (Volume 1)

  The Butcher’s Son

  The Ninth Man

  The Bar Watcher

  The Hired Man

  The Good Cop

  The Bottle Ghosts

  The Dirt Peddlers

  The Role Players

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  The Popsicle Tree

  A Dick Hardesty Mystery

  Dorien Grey

  To those

  who can still

  see life through

  a child’s eyes

  CHAPTER 1

  Didn’t somebody once say, “The only thing consistent in life is change”? So how come so many people are totally unprepared for it? They go through life as if they were driving down a freeway using only their rearview mirror to steer by. They think they’re going along fine, and suddenly: Wham! Something they didn’t see coming plows into them head-on and changes their lives forever, sending them spinning off in directions they’d never imagined going.

  The best way to handle change is simply to deal with it, and try looking at it the way a child sees new experiences: as a challenge often filled with wonder. Everything’s possible to a child, and “growing up” shouldn’t change that. Just keep your mind and your heart open, and who knows? A Popsicle Tree? Why not?

  “You think they’ll like them?” Jonathan asked as we left the apartment with a shopping bag full of presents.

  “Of course they will. We have excellent taste.”

  “In men, anyway,” he replied, grinning. “At least I do. I’m not so sure about you.”

  “Would this be Bid for Reassurance number 1,209?”

  We were on our way to our friends Tim and Phil’s apartment, where we were invited for an impromptu “Welcome Back” gathering the day after our return from two weeks in New York. It was pretty short notice, and Jonathan had to scurry to get the presents we’d bought in New York wrapped, but we were eager to see everyone again—“everyone” in this case being Tim and Phil, Bob and Mario, and Jared and Jake, who formed our inner circle of friends.

  They’d said five o’clock, since it was a Sunday and everyone had to work the next day—including me, unfortunately—and to my surprise we arrived exactly on time.

  Tim, Phil, Jake, and Jared were already there, and you’d think we hadn’t seen each other in two years rather than two weeks. Jonathan discreetly put the shopping bag on the floor next to the door before our exchange of bear hugs with everyone. Phil excused himself and went into the kitchen, returning with a Coke for Jonathan and a Manhattan for me. It was good to be home.

  We’d just gotten seated when Bob and Mario arrived. Since Bob owned our favorite bar, Ramón’s, and Mario managed Venture, another bar, I realized their being there had involved some serious juggling of schedules, and I appreciated it. As soon as Tim got their drinks and we’d exchanged a toast to long-lost friends, Jonathan couldn’t wait any longer. He got up and went to the shopping bag.

  “We got you all something from New York,” he said.

  Like Santa Claus with a bag full of toys, he handed out the gifts; one for Tim and Phil, one for Bob and Mario, and separate gifts for Jake and Jared, since they did not live together.

  They all expressed surprise and thanks as they took the gifts, and Jonathan, like a little kid, oversaw the opening of each gift in turn. For Jake, a contractor by trade, we’d found a 1923 Sears & Roebuck catalog, which featured at least a dozen pages of entire homes you could buy in kit form—a three-bedroom cottage went for around $1,000. Jonathan had put a little tab in the catalog to mark the pages.

  “Jonathan thought you could get some ideas from them,” I said, and Jake looked at both of us and grinned.

  “This is great, guys. Thank you.” And he pulled Jonathan down to him and gave him another hug.

  Don’t you wish you’d given it to him? one of my mind-voices asked. I recognized it immediately as my crotch.

  Shame, Dick Hardesty! Shame! my saintly conscience replied.

  Yeah, yeah…whatever.

  For Jared, who taught Russian Literature at a small college about an hour north of the city, we’d found an old book of folk tales in the original Russian.

  Jared was visibly impressed. He turned through the pages, then looked from Jonathan to me. “Where did you ever find this?”

  “In a little used-book store in Greenwich Village,” Jonathan said. “That’s where we got Jake’s catalog, too.”

  Bob and Mario had been renovating a great old Victorian house, and we’d gotten them a pair of heavy glass candleholders we thought would go well on their mantle or dining room table.

  “They’re beautiful,” Bob exclaimed, admiring the candlewick pattern.

  “We got them at Macy’s,” Jonathan announced happily.

  “Well, they’re perfect, and we thank you,” Mario said.

  “You’re welcome,” Jonathan said, beaming.

  Since Tim and Phil collected exotic tropical fish and had initiated Jonathan’s interest in them, we had picked out a large coffee-table photo book from the gift store of the New York Aquarium.

  “Thank you, Jonathan. Thank you Dick,” Tim said. “Of course you realize we will now have to file for bankruptcy after we go out and get all these fish.”

  His Santa Claus duties finished, Jonathan came back and sat beside me.

  “Now,” Jared said, “tell us all about your trip.”

  And we did.

  *

  It was a great evening. As usual there was enough food for a small army, and Jake had brought a Bavarian chocolate cake for dessert, as if any of us really needed it after all the other food.

  We sat around talking and laughing until just before ten, when Jared said he’d better get started on the d
rive back to Carrington. He’d left his car at Jake’s, so they left together, followed shortly by Bob and Mario, leaving just Jonathan and me with Tim and Phil. Jonathan wanted to help Tim with the dishes, but Tim refused with thanks, and we left at about ten thirty, heading for home and the prospect of work in the morning.

  *

  I spent the entire morning at work returning calls left on the answering machine, and setting up appointments with prospective clients, one of whom was a George Cramer, owner of Cramer Motors, a used car lot in The Central, the business hub of the gay community. He didn’t go into detail but I arranged to meet him at his lot at two thirty that afternoon. A couple of checks had come in with the accumulated mail, so I decided to take a late lunch and run them to the bank on my way to The Central.

  Jonathan had been saving money to buy his own car for going to and from work, and we’d planned that I would sell him the car we now had—he insisted, even though I’d been intending to just let him have it—and I’d get a new “family” car. I thought as long as I’d be at Cramer’s lot, I might look around to see what was available. Being in The Central, a large percentage of the lot’s customers were from the community and I knew a couple of people who had bought cars there and been satisfied.

  I parked on the street in front of the lot, and the minute I walked onto the lot itself and passed the first row of cars, I was approached by a guy who did the term “tall, dark, and handsome” a great disservice. Since he was wearing a name-tag—Clint—I gathered he was one of the salesmen, and wondered what in the world someone as hot as he was doing selling used cars when he could be gracing the cover of any men’s magazine in the country.

  “Hi,” he said, cramming more charm into one syllable than it was meant to hold, and giving me a smile that made me wish I’d brought my sunglasses. “I’m Clint. See anything you like?”

  Don’t go there, I warned my crotch before it could say anything.

  I was aware that the question was one he undoubtedly used on every male gay prospective customer.

  “Perhaps…” Damn, that was my crotch talking out loud, not me! “…in a few minutes,” I hastened to add. “I’m looking for Mr. Cramer right now.”

  “Sure,” he said, still smiling. “He’s in the office. Just let me know when I can be of some help, Mr.…?” He held out his hand.

  “Hardesty. Dick Hardesty.”

  Yeah, like you had to include your first name! one of my mind-voices—the one in charge of being a pain in the ass—snorted.

  “And I’ll do that,” I added as I took his hand. There was just the slightest hint of an extra squeeze before he released it. Damn, this guy was good!

  Leaving Clint, however reluctantly, I made my way to the office. There were two empty desks, and three doors other than the entrance, two of which were closed. Through the third door I could see a very large man seated behind an equally large desk. He looked up as I approached.

  “Mr. Cramer?”

  “Come in!” he said jovially, getting up from his chair and extending his hand.

  “Dick Hardesty,” I said as I took it.

  “Have a seat, please.” He walked around me to close the door, then returned to his chair.

  “Let me say first off that I am not a bigot,” he said, apparently by way of getting right to whatever point he was trying to make. “A man’s sexual orientation is his own private business and no one else’s. I don’t judge a man by who he sleeps with.”

  And who might we be talking about, here? I wondered. Me, Clint, or…?

  “I’ve got one straight salesman,” he continued, “Dean Arbuckle, and I suspect he is ripping me off, though I can’t prove it. I don’t want you to think I suspect him just because he’s straight.” I smiled, both inside and out. Ah, the world, it is a-changin’.

  “And you have no other straight employees?”

  He shook his head. “Just one of my mechanics and my niece, Judi, my brother’s daughter. She’s the bookkeeper.”

  There was a knock at the door.

  “Come,” Cramer said, and a rather mousy young woman entered. She seemed startled when she saw me.

  “Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t know you were busy.” She hastily laid a manila folder on Cramer’s desk, said, “Excuse me,” and, without ever having looked directly at me, she left.

  Judi, I assumed. No wedding ring.

  Let’s see…straight salesman maybe ripping off the boss, plus single female bookkeeper…. Gee, ya s’pose?

  Well, obviously the possible connection went right over Cramer’s head; she was his niece, after all. I looked out the window into the lot.

  “How many salesmen do you have?” I asked.

  “Six. There’s a photo of all of us on the wall right by the door as you go out. Dean’s the third from the left, brown tie. They rotate days and hours—we’re open eight a.m. to ten p.m. every day. Dean is off today, which is why I was anxious to talk to you without his being around.”

  “And what makes you think he’s ripping you off?”

  “Because things just don’t add up. I mean, the figures do—I’ve gone over the books very carefully—but starting about two months after Dean was hired, our profits have been noticeably and consistently down in ratio to our sales. Clint has only worked here about a month, and sales have really increased since he’s been here, but the profit margin is still down. Jerry has been with me since we opened, and the rest have worked here for quite a while. No problems until Dean came along, so I’m sure it’s him. I just want to find out how he’s doing it.”

  “Have you spoken to your niece about it?”

  He shook his head. “No. Before I hired Judi to do the books, I did them all myself and I know exactly how much profit we should make on every sale. It’s been steady for years. And as I said, I just went over them all very carefully in case Judi might have missed something or made some sort of mistake, and all the i’s are dotted and all the t’s crossed. And I didn’t want to stress her…she’s kind of fragile.”

  He paused, looking at me. “So will you look into it? See what you can find out?”

  “I’ll do my best, though I can’t guarantee…”

  “I understand that, but you have a pretty good reputation, from what I understand. What percentage of your cases would you say you solve?”

  Good question! No one’s ever asked me that before.

  I thought a minute. “Most of them,” I said. I then told him my rates.

  “Fair enough. It’s a lot less than I figure I’ve been losing lately. When can you start?”

  “I just got back from vacation, so my calendar’s clear for the moment. I brought a contract with me, and I’ll leave it with you to look over and sign. You can mail it to my office.”

  “No, no, I don’t want to waste any time. I’ll sign it now.”

  I took out the envelope with the contract I’d put in my shirt pocket before I left the office and gave it to him. He read it over quickly, then took out a pen and signed. I signed it too, and he immediately ran a copy on the copy machine next to his desk. When everything was official, I got up and extended my hand, which he rose to take.

  “I’ll start on it tomorrow,” I said, then added, “I don’t want to be seen around here too often. I’ll keep you posted by phone, if that’s all right.”

  “Fine. I’m here every day. Let me know if you need anything.”

  “I will.”

  I left his office and stopped by the framed photo next to the front door, looking carefully at the third guy from the left in the brown tie. Very nice looking as, with the probable exception of George Cramer, were they all. Given the lot’s location and clientele, I had a feeling it wasn’t just a coincidence.

  Clint saw me as I came out of the office and he hurried over. I noticed another salesman standing by a Volkswagen van, talking with two women.

  “So what can I show you?” Clint asked, teeth and eyes sparkling.

  Don’t ask me that! I thought.

  “I�
�m looking for a good, inexpensive car for my partner,” I said, rather hoping to see disappointment reflected in his face when I said the word “partner.” There was none. Figures. Well, maybe he just thought I was in business with someone.

  “I’ve got just what you want,” he said. Damn! “Right over here….”

  *

  By the time I was able to pull myself away from Clint, after looking at almost every car on the lot and promising to bring Jonathan by soon to look at one or two, it was nearly four o’clock—too late to return to the office and too close to the time Jonathan got off work to try to drive out and pick him up. But I remembered he had given me a grocery list before he left for work, and decided to tend to that on my way home.

  When I walked into the apartment, arms loaded with grocery bags, Jonathan was already home. He took one of the bags from me as we went into the kitchen.

  “You’re home early,” I said, setting my bags on the counter and exchanging our evening hug.

  “Yeah, Kyle from work gave me a ride home.”

  He turned his attention to putting the groceries away. “Oh, and we’ve got new neighbors!”

  “We do? When did that happen?”

  “Apparently that couple upstairs moved out while we were gone. This new one’s a single mom—her name’s Carlene DeNuncio and I’m pretty sure she’s a family member—and she’s got the cutest little boy; his name’s Kelly and he’s four. They live right above us.”

  “You met them, I gather.”

  “They were coming in the same time I was,” he said over his shoulder as he opened the refrigerator door. “She’s really nice. Kelly…well, if you think I talk a lot sometimes, you should hear him! He was telling me all about his room and that he goes to school—day care, actually his mom says—and he waved good-bye as they went on up the stairs.”

  The minute he’d mentioned our new neighbor probably being gay and that she had a four-year-old son, I knew he’d be thinking of his own four-year-old nephew, Joshua, and wishing again that we could have kids.

  “I sure wish we could have a kid,” he said, as if on cue. This was a recurring theme for Jonathan, even though he realized the biological and legal difficulties involved. I wasn’t sure whether having a four-year-old neighbor would give him a more realistic look at the problems inherent in raising kids, or if it would simply intensify his wanting one. I hoped for the former.