Royally Wicked

by Alexa Kaye

  MINE TO TAKE

  ALEXA KAYE

  Copyright Alexa Kaye 2016

  I didn’t want a wife.

  Yes, I found myself a mail-order bride. But before my would-be wife got on the plane to come to Alaska, I changed my mind and canceled the wedding.

  She ended up coming anyway. And now that I’ve seen her, touched her, tasted her, she’s going nowhere.

  Alaska is a wild, vast place. It’s dangerous. It’s beautiful. It’s untamed. And my desire for my bride is just as fierce and unrestrained.

  Mila may be scared of both.

  She may even try to leave.

  But I’ll make sure the only direction she runs is into my arms.

  Mine. Mila is mine.

  Chapter 1

  Mila

  Confession time.

  I lied.

  On my application.

  But doesn’t everybody? I mean, how many of those girls on InternationalBrides.com really look anything like the supermodel photos they borrowed for their profile, right? And don’t get me started on the guys. They’re all, and I mean, all billionaires. And younger than my father. And hot.

  Riiiiight.

  To be fair, not everything I put on my application is a lie. My name is my name…now. I legally changed it. For a couple of reasons. For one, my given name, Miriam, never suited me.

  My photo is actually a picture of me. Not a shot of some random hot girl selling her selfies on Fiverr.

  And my measurements and age are also accurate--within a few, cough, cough, pounds.

  Oh, and yes, I’m a…this is so embarrassing. I’m a virgin. A twenty-three year old virgin.

  But the rest? Yeah, total fiction. I’m not a student from Germany, hoping to score an American husband so I can stay in the US. I was born and bred here. By a family who has shunned me.

  Yes, shunned.

  They’re Amish. No need to explain more, is there? I mean, you’ve all seen those television shows, about young men and women escaping the bonds of the Amish faith. In reality it isn’t that hard to “escape”. You just leave. But that doesn’t mean it isn’t tough. When you go, you leave behind everything. Friends and family. The day I left my family wrote me off as lost.

  There’s no going back now.

  Okay, so now you’ve got the score on me. I’m a modern day mail order bride. And I am debarking the plane that has carried me some million miles to meet my soon-to-be husband in person for the first time.

  Am I scared? Maybe a little. I’ve heard the horror stories, about girls being trapped in abusive marriages to total jerks.

  But to be honest, I wasn’t facing much worse as an Amish woman. You think it’s anything at all like those soppy Amish romance novels? Sorry to burst your bubble, but no. It isn’t.

  In the world of the Amish, a wife’s work is never-ending and grueling. And she’s expected to work sunrise to sunset even while pregnant, which she often is because (of course) the Amish don’t believe in birth control.

  Add to that the fact that most Amish see affection as ungodly, even toward children, and you might begin to see where I’m coming from. So yeah, I’m willing to marry a man I don’t know…well. He’s not a total stranger. We’ve chatted, emailed, even video-chatted a couple of times.

  So far I like Jace. He isn’t your typical aging man, looking for a hot trophy wife who will do anything and everything he demands. No, he’s young and good-looking and (though he doesn’t want to admit it) lonely. I’m happy to give him some companionship, and do his cooking and cleaning, as long as he isn’t a total wife-beating prick. If there is one thing I have learned growing up Amish, it’s how to cook and clean.

  And in exchange, I get stability. A home. All the things I can’t buy for myself with my limited (seventh-grade) education.

  It’s my life. My choice. Mine alone. And to make sure it stays that way, I took a trip to the clinic before I left and got myself some birth control pills.

  The air outside is crisp as I duck through the plane’s door, stepping into the tunnel-thing that leads me from the plane to the airport terminal. This is my first flight on a plane. And hopefully my last.

  My teeth chatter. We’re in a semi-enclosed space and I’m already freezing. I knew it was going to be cold up here, but I figured all my years enduring brutal Ohio winters without central heat would have prepared me for this.

  Maybe not.

  At the end of the tunnel, I’m welcomed by an Alaska Airlines employee, who rattles off instructions for locating the baggage pick up area. As I haul my carryon through the airport, I’m surprised by how modern it is. I was expecting a tiny, dumpy, outdated airport. You know, rustic. Maybe made out of logs. Nothing like this.

  Maybe there are more pleasant surprises in store for me.

  I turn onto the main concourse.

  Aha! And so there are!

  So far, Alaska is surpassing my expectations. By a mile.

  I make a beeline for the Starbucks stand. My soon-to-be home is out in the middle of nowhere. It may be months before I’m in civilization again. Of course I’m splurging on a Starbucks Dark Chocolate Melted Truffle Mocha.

  Now, slurping happily, I make my way down to the baggage claim. The carousel is already moving. I recognize some faces from my plane. The woman with the little baby that wouldn’t stop crying. The cute guy who was sitting behind me. The family with the two kids who were running up and down the narrow aisle during the last hour of the flight.

  I step up to the carousel next to them and watch the suitcases rumble by.

  And then I see mine.

  Like I said, I haven’t flown anywhere before. And I have no plans to fly anywhere again. So I don’t own luggage. I didn’t need it. Or rather, that’s what I assumed. Not even to travel to Alaska. This was supposed to be a one-way trip. I packed my stuff, what little I own, in cardboard boxes.

  Boxes that look like they’d been dragged from Ohio to Alaska, tied to the bumper of a four-wheeler.

  I set my empty cup down and grab one of the boxes and the carousel’s momentum tugs it away from me. The battered cardboard tears and my clothes ooze out of it like blood from a wound.

  Moving with the carousel, I scramble to gather what I can into my arms.

  But then I slam into something. A wall?

  No.

  I look up.

  It’s a man.

  He’s hauling my box off the belt.

  “Thank you,” I say, flustered and embarrassed.

  His smile is friendly. Crinkles crease from the corners of his eyes. He runs a hand over his salt and pepper hair. “You’re welcome. Are you Mila?”

  “I am. Yes.” I give him a once over. This man is not my groom. Not unless he hired some young, hot guy to play him during our video chats.

  He extends a hand. “I’m Moose. Jace sent me here to pick you up. He couldn’t get away.”

  He couldn’t get away? Not even to pick up his fiancée from the airport?

  To meet her for the first time?

  To welcome her to her new home--after she’s left everything and everyone she knows behind to marry a stranger?

  I don’t want to be a baby about this, but wouldn’t you think he’d find a way to get here? If for no other reason than to reassure me that I haven’t made a huge mistake?

  Okay, so maybe I’m being a little petty. I don’t know what was so important he couldn’t take time away to pick me up. For all I know, it could be a major catastrophe.

  I give myself an attitude adjustment. “Well, I appreciate you coming to get me.”

  “It’s my pleasure.” Moose motions to the belt, which is still trundling round and round. “Did we get everything?”

  “Almost. I have—erm, had--one more cardboard box.” I point at the pile of clothes heaped on the silver metal. “I didn’t realize they would get so beaten up in the luggage compartment.” My cheeks burning, I watch the pile of garments, including bras and panties, chug by. Ohmygod, my underwear is rolling around
in front of everyone! I throw my hand. “Let’s just leave it. I can get new stuff later.”

  “In case you didn’t know this, Ma’am, the closest shopping center to where you’re heading is over two hours away…when the weather’s good. Which is only a couple months of the year. So you might want to bring those things along.”

  So much for my bruised pride.

  Everyone’s seen my underwear. Including this man.

  It is what it is.

  I avoid looking his way as I wait for my things to make their way back around to me. Then I dive at them, scooping as many garments as I can into my arms like a deranged two year old who’s trying to hoard her toys.

  Moose gets the rest. At least, what’s left on the belt right now.

  We make a pile next to my carryon and empty Starbucks cup. The pile isn’t as big as it was before I folded it all and packed it into the boxes. But at this point I don’t care.

  “I don’t suppose you brought anything to pack this stuff in?” I ask so mortified my eyes are burning.

  “I think I have some garbage bags in the truck. Stay here. I’ll grab them.”

  Garbage bags. “Sure. Okay.” I sink to the floor, crossing my legs, elbows resting on my knees.

  What a wonderful start to my new life!

  I’m in freaking Alaska.

  Alaska.

  Land of bears. And trees.

  And snow.

  And not much else.

  I’ve lost half my stuff.

  My fiancé isn’t in a big hurry to meet me.

  But at least things can’t get much worse.

  I watch all of my fellow passengers drift away, dragging their bags-on-wheels behind them, and then the room grows silent. Eerily so. I’ve never been good with quiet. I like noise. And music. And people. And--as I’ve discovered—reality television.

  Growing restless, I leave my stuff on the floor (who’s going to steal it anyway?) and wander toward the exit. Just as I’m about to reach it, it opens with a whoosh and a blast of chilly air. In strolls Moose, with some black bags in his fist.

  We dump my stuff in the bags and haul them out to his truck, idling at the curb. The bags get tossed into the bed, with the tools and building supplies he carries in it, and off we go, down the highway.

  I stare out the window at the landscape whipping by. The area surrounding the airport doesn’t look a whole lot different from Ohio—except the mountains in the distance. Even when we turn onto the main highway, the landscape isn’t much different from where I grew up.

  But once we get out of Fairbanks, it’s very different. Trees wall the six-lane highway on both sides, creating a tunnel-like effect. It isn’t long before I grow weary of looking at trees and my eyelids grow heavy. I let the gentle hum of the truck’s engine lull me to sleep.

  Sometime later, I wake.

  We aren’t driving anymore.

  “Welcome to your new home,” Moose says.

  I peer out the window.

  There is a house out there. At least there’s that much.

  It isn’t what one might expect a billionaire to live in. But it is the kind of house you might expect a bachelor in Alaska to live in.

  It’s a log cabin.

  I pray it has central heat and electricity.

  I climb out of Moose’s truck—literally. It’s a two-foot drop to the ground. He grabs my trash bags from the truck bed, one in each fist, and escorts me to the front door of my new home.

  “After you,” he says by way of invitation.

  I grab the knob, twist and push open the door.

  Right away I notice two things.

  First, it’s warm in the house.

  And second, it’s dark. Woody. But also cozy. In a backwoods, hunting and fishing lodge kind of way.

  It could use a woman’s touch for sure, but it isn’t a total wreck.

  Moose drops my bags inside the front door and clears his throat. “If there’s nothing else, I need to get going.”

  “Sure. Okay.” I step into the kitchen and peer out the window above the sink. Trees. I see lots and lots of trees. The sky is pretty. Coral. And pink. And purple. It’s almost sunset. I have no idea what time it is, but it feels like it’s about midnight. After all, I’ve travelled across at least four time zones to get here. “Should I assume Jace isn’t planning on getting married today?”

  Moose gives me a crooked smile and a little chuckle. “I’d say that’s a safe assumption.” He grabs the doorknob. “Jace usually works late in the spring and summer. Doesn’t get home until dark.” He motions toward a clock, hanging on the wall over the fireplace. “That’ll be in maybe another hour or so.”

  I check the clock.

  It’s after eight. I try to do some math, but my brain’s too fried from being up in the air so long. Not enough oxygen. My internal clock tells me it’s much later than eight.

  I yawn and blink bleary eyes. Yeah, I’d say it’s at least midnight Mila time.

  A soft, warm bed sounds really good right now.

  If my soon-to-be husband can’t be bothered to come and meet me at the airport and marry me like we’d planned, he can wait to meet me in the morning. I’m pooped.

  I drag one of my bags down the hall and into the first bedroom I find. A huge king size bed is situated to take full advantage of the view out the wide window on the opposite wall. I take a moment to admire the breathtaking landscape. I have to say, it is gorgeous out here. I’ve never been to such a wild and untamed place before. I feel a little nervous. There must be bears out there. And other animals that might be looking for a yummy snack. But that doesn’t deter me from shucking my travel clothes and donning a pair of comfy leggings and a t-shirt. After I take care of a necessity or two in the attached bathroom, I climb into the enormous bed and close my eyes.

  Welcome to Alaska, I tell myself.

  But then, just as I’ve drifted off to dreamland, my welcome gets a whole lot less welcoming.

  I hear the terrifying, unmistakable sound of a revolver being cocked.

  ROCK ME DIRTY

  ALEXA KAYE

  Copyright Alexa Kaye 2016

  Twenty fucking years I’ve given my fans, my agents, my band members—everyone but me—what they wanted. I gave them everything I had.

  But I can’t anymore. I’m dead inside. There’s nothing left to give.

  Until I see her. The girl wearing fucking wings. White. Angel wings.

  She turns to me and her eyes find mine. And a blast of electricity rips through me. And I feel it. I feel the music like I haven’t in years.

  I don’t know a damn thing about her. At least, I don’t know things that don’t matter. Her name. Where she lives. All I know is that she has somehow ignited that fire in me again.

  She’s my angel. My siren. My salvation. Mine.

  There’s only one problem—she doesn’t know it yet.

  Warning: this sizzling story of insta-lust comes with an extra dose of cheese. If you’re expecting a deep, philosophical read, try Hermann Hesse.

  Are you looking for sexy, cheesy insta-love stories that’ll make your Kindle melt?

  Looking for something that won’t take a month to read but is satisfying, with a hero who deserves his happily ever after and would never cheat on his woman?

  Look no further! Alexa Kaye promises to deliver just that! Short reads with plenty of sexy times and to-die-for heroes who make sure their women are satisfied…in all ways.

  Chapter 1

  Drugs. Booze. Pussy.

  Money coming out my ass.

  It’s all gotten so fucking old.

  I’m done. Over it.

  Standing in the wings, I close my eyes.

  Tonight’s house is packed. It’s a good crowd. The kind I would have given my left nut for back in the day. They’re screaming. They’re yelling. They’re chanting my fucking name (part of my name, not the whole thing)—Cole Zaden. But I don’t give a shit.

  Before you call me out for being a ungrateful prick
, try walking a mile or a thousand in my shoes. Every punk dreams of being a rock star. Of having all the pussy you want, drinking and shooting up until you don’t fucking remember your own name. Of living a non-stop party.

  Sure, it’s cool. For…oh, the first five years or so. But try living that life for twenty years. Anything gets old after that long.

  I’m empty. Hollow.

  “Lights up,” the stage manager says.

  Fuck.

  The noise is deafening.

  I can’t go out there. I can’t do it anymore.

  The boys are waiting. Angus on the drums. Jimmy on the rhythm guitar. Big D on bass. They all look my way. The first notes peal through the stadium and the crowd goes even wilder.

  Fuck.

  The intro is over.

  There’s my note.

  It’s time.

  But I can’t do this anymore.

  Frozen in place, I look out at the bodies smashed up against the foot of the stage. They’re faceless, nameless things, demanding, taking, and clawing out my fucking soul. All of them. Every one of them.

  Twenty fucking years I’ve let them have what they wanted. I gave them everything I had.

  But I can’t anymore.

  The band repeats the intro. Jimmy jerks his head.

  Fuck him. Fuck them all. I’m dead inside. They can’t have any more.

  Something catches my eye. A flash of white. On the far side of the stage.

  It’s a girl. Wearing fucking wings. White. Angel wings.

  She turns to me and her eyes find mine. And a blast of electricity rips through me. My heart starts throbbing to the beat.

  I feel it. I feel the music like I haven’t in years.

  I lift the mic to my mouth and the words come out. “Baby, I’ve been waiting. Waiting for you.”

  I don’t know a damn thing about her. At least, I don’t know things that don’t matter. Her name. Where she lives. All I know is that she has somehow ignited that fire in me again.