Just an Illusion - EP

by D. Kelly

  The Acceptance Series –

  Breaking Kate – Book One

  Catching Kate – Book 1.5

  Releasing Kate- Book Two

  Loving Kate – Book Three

  Christmas with the Houstons – Book Four

  Stand Alone Novels

  Chasing Cassidy

  Sharing Rylee

  The Evolution of Us (Coming Fall 2017)

  The Illusion Series

  Just an Illusion – Side A

  Just an Illusion – The B Side

  Just an Illusion – EP

  Just an Illusion – Unplugged (Coming January 2018)

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  Keep reading for the Bastards and Dangerous Interviews

  Bastards and Dangerous Q&A by Amelia Greyson

  Hey, Noah! Thank you so much for sitting with me today for this interview. I’ve compiled a list of questions from your fans, as well as some of my own. Are you ready to get up close and personal with me?

  Noah: I’m always ready to get up close and personal with you, Mel, you know that.

  Great, now that I’m blushing like crazy, I’ll jump right in. This first question comes from Kim T. What’s your favorite guilty pleasure?

  Noah: That’s easy … indulging in you.

  Come on, Noah! That’s not what your fans want to hear.

  Noah: Hmm … maybe not, but it’s the truth, and they asked for an in-depth personal interview. That’s about as personal as it gets. I hope.

  Alright, this next question comes from Lisa A. Would you ever pose for Playgirl?

  Noah: Nah …some things need to be left to the imagination. The only one who gets to see my goods is the woman I’m intimately involved with.

  That’s completely understandable. Our next question was asked by just about everyone. Boxers or briefs, Noah?

  Noah: Why is everyone always obsessed with our underwear? Ladies, what we carry our package around in isn’t nearly as important as how we use our package. But to answer your question, I prefer boxer briefs.

  I wonder how many of your fans are hitting up Calvin Klein on social media right now begging for a Noah Weston exclusive.

  Noah: Probably more now that you planted the seed. Thanks, Mel.

  Anytime, Noah, happy to help.

  Noah: I’m pretty sure you secretly want to see the goods yourself. You know, if you ask nicely I might just show them to you.

  Have you always been such a flirt? That question is all mine.

  Noah: I’m a friendly guy, and a lot of time it gets mistaken for flirting when it’s not. But with you, I’m definitely flirting, Mel.

  And on that note, let’s go to a question from Gayle C. Do you believe in fate?

  Noah: More than anything else, except for love. We may never know how and why things happen, but I believe with my whole heart everything happens for a reason.

  Does that have anything to do with why you do so many random acts of kindness?

  Noah: Maybe? If you put good into the world, it can only result in more good things. I’ve been blessed with more than I need so why not share the good fortune? If it doesn’t have anything to do with fate at least it’s good karma, and we can all use as much of that as we can get.

  What are you looking forward to most after the tour?

  Noah: Seeing what’s next. Ideally, it would have to be love, wife, and kids.

  If you could collaborate with any artist, who would it be?

  Noah: Sawyer. My brother is, without a doubt, the most talented person I’ve ever known.

  Favorite holiday?

  Noah: Thanksgiving. Being surrounded by all the people I’m thankful for every day is the best feeling there is.

  Last question. If you could tell your sixteen-year-old self one thing, what would it be?

  Noah: I’d tell myself that one day I was going to meet an author who was going to change my life and she was worth the wait.

  Thank you for answering my questions, Noah, and for all the flattery … it will get you everywhere.

  Noah: Anything, anytime, anywhere, Amelia, you know that.

  Bastards and Dangerous Q&A by Amelia Greyson

  Hey, Sawyer! Thank you so much for sitting with me today for this interview. I’ve compiled a list of questions from your fans, as well as some of my own. Are you ready to get up close and personal with me?

  Sawyer: Careful what you ask for, Princess. I’ve been known to bite.

  Sawyer…

  Sawyer: Calm down, Princess, you know I’m only joking. Ask away but know I reserve the right to plead the Fifth.

  Fair enough. This question is from Karie G. What is the hardest part of being famous?

  Sawyer: The loss of privacy. Some days you just want to be able to take your family out to dinner but you can’t without being interrupted a thousand times. Everyone wants a hug, an autograph, a selfie. Don’t get me wrong, our fans are great and they’re why we’re where we are today. There’s not much I would change, but being able to have uninterrupted family time if I could change that? I would in a heartbeat.

  Alright, this question is from Meghana S. What is the first thing that catches your eye when you spot a woman?

  Sawyer: Her ass. What? I’m an ass man, at least if I see her from behind first. If it’s up close and personal, it’s usually her smile.

  Her smile? Really?

  Sawyer: Don’t be so surprised. There’s this thing about women when they smile. You can tell by the ease of it, by the lines in the corner of their mouths, by the way they throw their head back or even kind of shake their head as they laugh. Those are typically the women who know how to have a good time, who are confident in themselves, who are nice. I don’t get a lot of downtime with women, so when I do, I want to find one who isn’t a bitch looking for a celebrity fuck. Or even worse, a celebrity baby daddy.

  And speaking of celebrity baby daddies, how do you prevent that?

  Sawyer: Well, there’s no surefire way to prevent a baby, I guess, but making it a cardinal rule to use my own condoms is a good start. Pulling out, even with a condom on, is the next best way.

  How did this interview get so sexual? Let’s take it back a few notches, shall we? This next question is from Dana S. What is your worst habit?

  Sawyer: Speaking before thinking. I’m forever doing things I regret because I act first and think later.

  Cindy L would like to know … Batman or Superman?

  Sawyer: Batman. Always Batman.

  What is the best thing about being a twin? What is the worst? This question is all mine.

  Sawyer: The worst is being attracted to the same women. It can make for some awkward situations. The best is everything else. Noah is my best friend, he’s my favorite person, he knows me better than anyone and loves me anyway.

  Favorite holiday?

  Sawyer: Christmas. There’s nothing better.

  Is it better to give or receive?

  Sawyer: Are we still talking about Christmas? Because, sexually, both are pretty fucking nice.

  Yes, Sawyer, we’re still talking about Christmas.

  Sawyer: Well, then … not to seem too much like Noah, but giving is definitely better. The looks on my nieces’ faces are priceless.

  This question is from Jacqui N. She’s an avid reader. Team Michael or Team Daniel from The Acceptance Series?

  Sawyer: Considering I don’t read shit for romance, except for you, Princess …

  Wait, you’ve read my book?

  Sawyer: I’d read the fucking phone book if you wrote it. But like I was saying, I don’t know jack shit about romance teams. Even so, I’m going to go with Team Michael because my sister dated a Daniel once and the guy was a total asshat.

  Alright, there you have it, Jacqui N. Sawyer is Team Michael for the win.
Last question. If you could give your sixteen-year-old self any advice or words of wisdom, what would it be?

  Sawyer: There was a girl who got between myself and my brother, and the whole experience is my biggest regret. I’d tell myself to never let that happen.

  Thank you for spending some time with me today and letting me interview you. I know you don’t open yourself up for these things often.

  Sawyer: I’m not sure what it is about you, Princess, but I don’t have the heart to tell you no when you ask for something. I’m pretty sure you cast a spell on me while I was sleeping or some shit, but in any case, you’re welcome.

  Hey, Darren! Thank you so much for sitting with me today for this interview. I’ve compiled a list of questions from your fans as well as some of my own. Are you ready to get up close and personal with me?

  Darren: Sure, Mel. Just don’t go trying to bang my bongo or anything, that’s reserved for the other half of your troublesome twosome.

  I wouldn’t dream of it! Let’s jump right into a question from Ashley J. What are your top-five favorite albums of all time?

  Darren: That’s an impossibly hard question and so fucking awesome. I’ll give you the first five I remember having a big influence on me. Purple Rain by Prince, Thriller by Michael Jackson, Metallica’s Black Album, Hotel California by The Eagles, and Night Train by Joey and Iris Triton. Just to be clear, that last one isn’t because they were your parents but because it’s a fucking kickass album.

  Thanks, Darren. I’m sure my parents would appreciate the shoutout. This question is from Misti S. What is the first thing you want to do when the tour is over?

  Darren: I’m going to Disneyland! Damn, I’ve always wanted to say that. For real, I’m going to spend some time with my parents. They’re getting older, and family is important, you know?

  Yeah, I sure do. I think that’s sweet. This question has been asked by quite a few fans. Boxers, Briefs, Commando?

  Darren: Commando, baby.

  That was so much more than I needed to know.

  Darren: Well, hey … you asked. When you’re touring, every second is important, so underwear of any kind wastes valuable seconds. I want to be able to unzip, cover up, and … well, you know the rest.

  Yup, sure do. Let the banging of the bongos commence.

  Darren: Exactly! You know what’s up, Mel. Even if Boy Band was the one to teach you the ropes.

  And on that note, next question! This one is from Gayle C. Do you have a fantasy destination you’d like to go to?

  Darren: We’ve traveled so much on tour but we honestly don’t get much time to enjoy where we go. I’d love to grab my girl and show her the Seven Wonders of the World. I think that would be an amazing thing to experience together.

  I love that answer! I’m sure your girl would love that, too. Okay, let’s switch it up a bit. Tell me about the friendships between you and your band members. Are there any love/hate relationships going on? Or are you all actually good friends?

  Darren: We’re all best friends … brother’s, really. Noah and Wyatt are the two serious ones, so they spend a lot of time together. Sawyer and I are more of the party guys, so we’re always together. It’s hard to explain. We’re all best friends, but we usually pair off. Noah and Sawyer’s relationship sort of supersedes all of that, though. Their twin connection is just … I can’t even put it into words, but I’ve always been envious. I’d love to have that kind of unique bond with someone else.

  Me, too. Here’s an interesting question from Dana S. Do you have a favorite song you like to perform at karaoke?

  Darren: Yes! The absolute best karaoke song is “Sweet Caroline” by Neil Diamond. Everyone knows it and ends up singing along.

  Favorite Holiday?

  Darren: Halloween, hands down. The combination of candy and scary shit is a guaranteed recipe for getting laid.

  How do you guys always turn everything to sex?

  Darren: You’re the author of The O Factor and you’re asking me that? You’re lucky we don’t talk to you about sex 24/7 because seriously, Mel, I have questions about your book and your inspiration for said book.

  Moving on. This one from Kim T. should be safe enough. Do you have any pets?

  Darren: Nah, pets and bands don’t mix. We’re far too busy to take care of an animal the way it deserves. Maybe once we’re done touring I might get a dog. I’ve always loved English Bulldogs and regularly donate to a few different rescues.

  That’s so true but super sweet you give donations. Our next question is from Cindy L. If given the choice, would you pick cake or ice cream?

  Darren: Both. I’m not a take it or leave it kind of guy … I want it all.

  You remind me so much of this reporter I know. She likes to bang bongos in her spare time.

  Darren: You’ll have to introduce me someday.

  Alright, last question. If you could give any advice to your sixteen-year-old self what would it be?

  Darren: Don’t sweat the small stuff. Just live in the moment because things always have a way of working themselves out.

  For some reason that’s exactly the answer I expected from you.

  Darren: At least I didn’t disappoint.

  I don’t think you ever could. It’s always a pleasure to spend time with you, Darren. Thank you for hanging out with me today and answering my questions.

  Darren: Happy to do it, Mel, and I can’t wait to read it.

  Hey, Wyatt! Thank you so much for sitting with me today for this interview. I’ve compiled a list of questions from your fans as well as some of my own. Are you ready to get up close and personal with me?

  Wyatt: I’m always ready to hang out with you, Mel.

  I’m pretty sure that’s the first non-sexual answer I’ve received.

  Wyatt: That isn’t surprising, but none of the other guys have a wife, either.

  True. Let’s talk about Anna. Tell me about how you two met and how long you’ve been together.

  Wyatt: Anna and I met in junior high. She was actually friends with Sawyer first. The two of us just connected. We talked all the time, hung out whenever we could, ended up dating, and never stopped. We got married earlier this year, and I’ve never been happier. She’s the love of my life.

  Your story is so sweet and so is Anna. The two of you really do make the perfect couple. How about we move into some fan questions now? Are you up for that?

  Wyatt: Ask away.

  Ashley G. is up first. Who do you admire the most and why?

  Wyatt: Noah … without a doubt. He’s my best friend and the most selfless guy I’ve ever known. I’ve literally watched him take off his shirt in the middle of winter and give it to someone who didn’t have one, along with his jacket and a wad of cash. That’s the thing about Noah, there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for anyone even if he’s never met you. He’s got this unflappable belief in fate I wish I could share.

  How does Anna handle your time on the road? Does she get jealous of all the women around you guys?

  Wyatt: Anna and I have strict rules about communication. We tell each other everything. If we didn’t, this wouldn’t work. I know it’s hard to believe a man can have women constantly throwing themselves at him and not cheat. Truthfully, like anything else, that gets old fast. I don’t want a woman who would so casually look at my wedding band then look the other way to have one night with a rock star. Fame is fleeting, but love is forever, and Anna is my rock. I’m sure there are times when she may seem jealous, but that’s when we make sure one of us visits. It’s not so much actual jealousy as it is the distance eating at us.

  That makes a lot of sense. You two have something special, and it’s nice to hear how much you cherish it and how hard you work at keeping it.

  How about we lighten things up? Kim T. has a question for you. What is your favorite guilty pleasure?

  Wyatt: Eating Darren’s Fruit Loops in the morning. It makes h
im so mad because it’s his favorite cereal. I usually wake up first, so fucking with him is easy. I’m not a total asshole, though. I always have an extra box on hand so he can get his fill. He freaks out just as much as Sawyer does when Noah takes his brown sugar Pop-Tarts.

  You’re so bad, but that’s funny.

  Wyatt: Right? They’re so sensitive about their food. They should realize if it’s on the bus it’s a free-for-all.

  Yeah, I’m pretty sure they don’t agree with that at all, but I see your point. You’re family and what’s yours is mine and vice versa.

  Wyatt: Exactly!

  Dana S. is up next. Do you follow any pre-show rituals?

  Wyatt: I do. I call Anna and tell her I love her because her love keeps me centered. I also hug each of my brothers before we hit the stage. Those two things keep me grounded and keep reality in the forefront. It’s easy to lose yourself in the fame with fifty thousand fans clamoring for your attention. I don’t ever want to get lost in that fantasy world and forget who I am and where I came from.

  While we’re talking about the guys and staying grounded, Meghana S. has a question for you. Is there ever any jealousy between the four of you and if so, in what regards?

  Wyatt: Nah … I mean, nothing big. The only thing I can even remember is being bummed I can’t bunk with Noah. Sawyer and Darren would be much better bus mates, but there are reasons why things are this way. The main one being Darren and Sawyer on the same bus would be trouble with a capital T. And the second being Noah and Sawyer need their brother time. Those two are connected on a whole other level and don’t do well when they’re apart for extended periods of time.

  So no fights over who has more photoshoots? Or who has the most fan mail or things like that?

  Wyatt: Not in years. Maybe in the beginning when it was all new we might have had little tiffs over superficial stuff like that. That kind of stuff gets old fast. I know we have like this ridiculous reputation of being rough and tough but we’re pretty laidback about everything.