My Shit Life So Far

by Frankie Boyle

  ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

  I would like to thank everybody at Chambers Management for standing between me and Chaos. I’m also very grateful to Treehouse and Mike and their mums for their patience and support. Also, it was very kind of Jim and Miles to let me include things I’ve written with them. I envy and pity them both for being so incredibly talented.

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  First published by HarperCollinsPublishers 2009

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  © Frankie Boyle 2009

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  EPub Edition © SEPTEMBER 2009 ISBN: 978-0-007-32462-0

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