Percy Jackson: The Complete Series

by Rick Riordan

‘There it is.’ Thalia’s voice; she’d woken up. She was pointing towards Manhattan, which was quickly zooming into view. ‘It’s started.’

  ‘What’s started?’ I asked.

  Then I looked where she was pointing. High above the Empire State Building, Olympus was its own island of light, a floating mountain ablaze with torches and braziers, white marble palaces gleaming in the early morning air.

  ‘The winter solstice,’ Thalia said. ‘The Council of the Gods.’

  19 The Gods Vote How To Kill Us

  Flying was bad enough for a son of Poseidon, but flying straight up to Zeus’s palace, with thunder and lightning swirling round it, was even worse.

  We circled over midtown Manhattan, making one complete orbit round Mount Olympus. I’d only been there once before, travelling by elevator up to the secret six hundredth floor of the Empire State Building. This time, if it were possible, Olympus amazed me even more.

  In the early-morning darkness, torches and fires made the mountainside palaces glow twenty different colours, from blood red to indigo. Apparently no one ever slept on Olympus. The twisting streets were full of demigods and nature spirits and minor godlings bustling about, riding chariots or sedan chairs carried by Cyclopes. Winter didn’t seem to exist here. I caught the scent of the gardens in full bloom, jasmine and roses and even sweeter things I couldn’t name. Music drifted up from many windows, the soft sounds of lyres and reed pipes.

  Towering at the peak of the mountain was the greatest palace of all, the glowing white hall of the gods.

  Our pegasi set us down in the outer courtyard, in front of huge silver gates. Before I could even think to knock, the gates opened by themselves.

  Good luck, boss, Blackjack said.

  ‘Yeah.’ I didn’t know why, but I had a sense of doom. I’d never seen all the gods together. I knew any one of them could blast me to dust, and a few of them would like to.

  Hey, if ya don’t come back, can I have your cabin for my stable?

  I looked at the pegasus.

  Just a thought, he said. Sorry.

  Blackjack and his friends flew off, leaving Thalia, Annabeth and me alone. For a minute we stood there regarding the palace, the way we’d stood together in front of Westover Hall, that seemed like a million years ago.

  And then, side by side, we walked into the throne room.

  Twelve enormous thrones made a U round a central hearth, just like the placement of the cabins at camp. The ceiling above glittered with constellations – even the newest one, Zoë the Huntress, making her way across the heavens with her bow drawn.

  All of the seats were occupied. Each god and goddess was about five metres tall, and I’m telling you, if you’ve ever had a dozen all-powerful super-huge beings turn their eyes on you at once… Well, suddenly, facing monsters seemed like a picnic.

  ‘Welcome, heroes,’ Artemis said.

  ‘Mooo!’

  That’s when I noticed Bessie and Grover.

  A sphere of water was hovering in the centre of the room, next to the hearth fire. Bessie was swimming happily around, swishing his serpent tail and poking his head out of the sides and the bottom of the sphere. He seemed to be enjoying the novelty of swimming in a magic bubble. Grover was kneeling at Zeus’s throne, as if he’d just been giving a report, but, when he saw us, he cried, ‘You made it!’

  He started to run towards me, then remembered he was turning his back on Zeus, and looked for permission.

  ‘Go on,’ Zeus said. But he wasn’t really paying attention to Grover. The lord of the sky was staring intently at Thalia.

  Grover trotted over. None of the gods spoke. Every clop of Grover’s hooves echoed on the marble floor. Bessie splashed in his bubble of water. The hearth fire crackled.

  I looked nervously at my father, Poseidon. He was dressed similarly to the last time I’d seen him: beach shorts, a Hawaiian shirt and sandals. He had a weathered, suntanned face with a dark beard and deep green eyes. I wasn’t sure how he would feel about seeing me again, but the corners of his eyes crinkled with smile lines. He nodded as if to say It’s okay.

  Grover gave Annabeth and Thalia big hugs. Then he grasped my arms. ‘Percy, Bessie and I made it! But you have to convince them! They can’t do it!’

  ‘Do what?’ I asked.

  ‘Heroes,’ Artemis called.

  The goddess slid down from her throne and turned to human size, a young auburn-haired girl, perfectly at ease in the midst of the giant Olympians. She walked towards us, her silver robes shimmering. There was no emotion in her face. She seemed to walk in a column of moonlight.

  ‘The Council has been informed of your deeds,’ Artemis told us. ‘They know that Mount Othrys is rising in the West. They know of Atlas’s attempt for freedom, and the gathering armies of Kronos. We have voted to act.’

  There was some mumbling and shuffling among the gods, as if they weren’t all happy with this plan, but nobody protested.

  ‘At my Lord Zeus’s command,’ Artemis said, ‘my brother Apollo and I shall hunt the most powerful monsters, seeking to strike them down before they can join the Titans’ cause. Lady Athena shall personally check on the other Titans to make sure they do not escape their various prisons. Lord Poseidon has been given permission to unleash his full fury on the cruise ship Princess Andromeda and send it to the bottom of the sea. And as for you, my heroes…’

  She turned to face the other immortals. ‘These half-bloods have done Olympus a great service. Would any here deny that?’

  She looked around at the assembled gods, meeting their faces individually. Zeus in his dark pinstriped suit, his black beard neatly trimmed, and his eyes sparking with energy. Next to him sat a beautiful woman with silver hair braided over one shoulder and a dress that shimmered with colours like peacock feathers. The Lady Hera.

  On Zeus’s right, my father Poseidon. Next to him, a huge lump of a man with a leg in a steel brace, a misshapen head and a wild brown beard, fire flickering through his whiskers. The Lord of the Forges, Hephaestus.

  Hermes winked at me. He was wearing a business suit today, checking messages on his caduceus cell phone. Apollo leaned back in his golden throne with his shades on. He had iPod headphones on, so I wasn’t sure he was even listening, but he gave me a thumbs-up. Dionysus looked bored, twirling a grapevine between his fingers. And Ares, well, he sat on his chrome-and-leather throne, glowering at me while he sharpened a knife.

  On the ladies’ side of the throne room, a dark-haired goddess in green robes sat next to Hera on a throne woven of apple-tree branches. Demeter, Goddess of the Harvest. Next to her sat a beautiful grey-eyed woman in an elegant white dress. She could only be Annabeth’s mother, Athena. Then there was Aphrodite, who smiled at me knowingly and made me blush in spite of myself.

  All the Olympians in one place. So much power in this room it was a miracle the whole palace didn’t blow apart.

  ‘I gotta say,’ Apollo broke the silence, ‘these kids did okay.’ He cleared his throat and began to recite: ‘Heroes win laurels –’

  ‘Um, yes, first class,’ Hermes interrupted, like he was anxious to avoid Apollo’s poetry. ‘All in favour of not disintegrating them?’

  A few tentative hands went up – Demeter, Aphrodite.

  ‘Wait just a minute,’ Ares growled. He pointed at Thalia and me. ‘These two are dangerous. It’d be much safer, while we’ve got them here –’

  ‘Ares,’ Poseidon interrupted, ‘they are worthy heroes. We will not blast my son to bits.’

  ‘Nor my daughter,’ Zeus grumbled. ‘She has done well.’

  Thalia blushed. She studied the floor. I knew how she felt. I’d hardly ever talked to my father, much less got a compliment.

  The goddess Athena cleared her throat and sat forward. ‘I am proud of my daughter as well. But there is a security risk here, with the other two.’

  ‘Mother!’ Annabeth said. ‘How can you –’

  Athena cut her off with a calm but firm look. ‘It is unfortunate th
at my father, Zeus, and my uncle, Poseidon, chose to break their oath not to have more children. Only Hades kept his word, a fact that I find ironic. As we know from the Great Prophecy, children of the three elder gods… such as Thalia and Percy… are dangerous. As thickheaded as he is, Ares has a point.’

  ‘Right!’ Ares said. ‘Hey, wait a minute. Who you callin’ –’

  He started to get up, but a grapevine grew round his waist like a seat belt and pulled him back down.

  ‘Oh, please, Ares,’ Dionysus sighed. ‘Save the fighting for later.’

  Ares cursed and ripped away the vine. ‘You’re one to talk, you old drunk. You seriously want to protect these brats?’

  Dionysus gazed down at us wearily. ‘I have no love for them. Athena, do you truly think it safest to destroy them?’

  ‘I do not pass judgement,’ Athena said. ‘I only point out the risk. What we do, the Council must decide.’

  ‘I will not have them punished,’ Artemis said. ‘I will have them rewarded. If we destroy heroes who do us a great favour, then we are no better than the Titans. If this is Olympian justice, I will have none of it.’

  ‘Calm down, sis,’ Apollo said. ‘Jeez, you need to lighten up.’

  ‘Don’t call me sis! I will reward them.’

  ‘Well,’ Zeus grumbled. ‘Perhaps. But the monster at least must be destroyed. We have agreement on that?’

  A lot of nodding heads.

  It took me a second to realize what they were saying. Then my heart turned to lead. ‘Bessie? You want to destroy Bessie?’

  ‘Mooooooo!’ Bessie protested.

  My father frowned. ‘You have named the Ophiotaurus Bessie?’

  ‘Dad,’ I said, ‘he’s just a sea creature. A really nice sea creature. You can’t destroy him.’

  Poseidon shifted uncomfortably. ‘Percy, the monster’s power is considerable. If the Titans were to steal it, or –’

  ‘You can’t,’ I insisted. I looked at Zeus. I probably should have been afraid of him, but I stared him right in the eye. ‘Controlling the prophecies never works. Isn’t that true? Besides, Bess– the Ophiotaurus is innocent. Killing something like that is wrong. It’s just as wrong as… as Kronos eating his children, just because of something they might do. It’s wrong!’

  Zeus seemed to consider this. His eyes drifted to his daughter Thalia. ‘And what of the risk? Kronos knows full well, if one of you were to sacrifice the beast’s entrails, you would have the power to destroy us. Do you think we can let that possibility remain? You, my daughter, will turn sixteen on the morrow, just as the prophecy says.’

  ‘You have to trust them,’ Annabeth spoke up. ‘Sir, you have to trust them.’

  Zeus scowled. ‘Trust a hero?’

  ‘Annabeth is right,’ Artemis said. ‘Which is why I must first make a reward. My faithful companion, Zoë Nightshade, has passed into the stars. I must have a new lieutenant. And I intend to choose one. But first, Father Zeus, I must speak to you privately.’

  Zeus beckoned Artemis forward. He leaned down and listened as she spoke in his ear.

  A feeling of panic seized me. ‘Annabeth,’ I said under my breath. ‘Don’t.’

  She frowned at me. ‘What?’

  ‘Look, I need to tell you something,’ I continued. The words came stumbling out of me. ‘I couldn’t stand it if… I don’t want you to –’

  ‘Percy?’ she said. ‘You look like you’re going to be sick.’

  And that’s how I felt. I wanted to say more, but my tongue betrayed me. It wouldn’t move because of the fear in my stomach. And then Artemis turned.

  ‘I shall have a new lieutenant,’ she announced. ‘If she will accept it.’

  ‘No,’ I murmured.

  ‘Thalia,’ Artemis said. ‘Daughter of Zeus. Will you join the Hunt?’

  Stunned silence filled the room. I stared at Thalia, unable to believe what I was hearing. Annabeth smiled. She squeezed Thalia’s hand and let it go, as if she’d been expecting this all along.

  ‘I will,’ Thalia said firmly.

  Zeus rose, his eyes full of concern. ‘My daughter, consider well –’

  ‘Father,’ she said. ‘I will not turn sixteen tomorrow. I will never turn sixteen. I won’t let this prophecy be mine. I stand with my sister Artemis. Kronos will never tempt me again.’

  She knelt before the goddess and began the words I remembered from Bianca’s oath, that seemed like so long ago. ‘I pledge myself to the goddess Artemis. I turn my back on the company of men…’

  Afterwards, Thalia did something that surprised me almost as much as the pledge. She came over to me, smiled and, in front of the whole assembly, she gave me a big hug.

  I blushed.

  When she pulled away and gripped my shoulders, I said, ‘Um… aren’t you supposed to not do that any more? Hug boys, I mean?’

  ‘I’m honouring a friend,’ she corrected. ‘I must join the Hunt, Percy. I haven’t known peace since… since Half-Blood Hill. I finally feel like I have a home. But you’re a hero. You will be the one of the prophecy.’

  ‘Great,’ I muttered.

  ‘I’m proud to be your friend.’

  She hugged Annabeth, who was trying hard not to cry. Then she even hugged Grover, who looked ready to pass out, like somebody had just given him an all-you-can-eat enchilada coupon.

  Then Thalia went to stand by Artemis’s side.

  ‘Now for the Ophiotaurus,’ Artemis said.

  ‘This boy is still dangerous,’ Dionysus warned. ‘The beast is a temptation to great power. Even if we spare the boy –’

  ‘No.’ I looked around at all the gods. ‘Please. Keep the Ophiotaurus safe. My dad can hide him under the sea somewhere, or keep him in an aquarium here in Olympus. But you have to protect him.’

  ‘And why should we trust you?’ rumbled Hephaestus.

  ‘I’m only fourteen,’ I said. ‘If this prophecy is about me, that’s two more years.’

  ‘Two years for Kronos to deceive you,’ Athena said. ‘Much can change in two years, my young hero.’

  ‘Mother!’ Annabeth said, exasperated.

  ‘It is only the truth, child. It is bad strategy to keep the animal alive. Or the boy.’

  My father stood. ‘I will not have a sea creature destroyed if I can help it. And I can help it.’

  He held out his hand, and a trident appeared in it: a six-metre-long bronze shaft with three spear tips that shimmered with blue, watery light. ‘I will vouch for the boy, and the safety of the Ophiotaurus.’

  ‘You won’t take it under the sea!’ Zeus stood suddenly. ‘I won’t have that kind of bargaining chip in your possession.’

  ‘Brother, please,’ Poseidon sighed.

  Zeus’s lightning bolt appeared in his hand, a shaft of electricity that filled the whole room with ozone storm smell.

  ‘Fine,’ Poseidon said. ‘I will build an aquarium for the creature here. Hephaestus can help me. The creature will be safe. We shall protect it with all our powers. The boy will not betray us. I vouch for this on my honour.’

  Zeus thought about this. ‘All in favour?’

  To my surprise, a lot of hands went up. Dionysus abstained. So did Ares and Athena. But everybody else…

  ‘We have a majority,’ Zeus decreed. ‘And so, since we will not be destroying these heroes… I imagine we should honour them. Let the triumph celebration begin!’

  There are parties, and then there are huge, major, blowout parties. And then there are Olympian parties. If you ever get a choice, go for the Olympian.

  The Nine Muses cranked up the tunes, and I realized the music was whatever you wanted it to be: the gods could listen to classical and the younger demigods heard hip-hop or whatever, and it was all the same soundtrack. No arguments. No fights to change the radio station. Just requests to crank it up.

  Dionysus went around growing refreshment stands out of the ground, and a beautiful woman walked with him arm in arm – his wife, Ariadne. Dionysus looked happy for the
first time. Nectar and ambrosia overflowed from golden fountains, and platters of mortal snack food crowded the banquet tables. Golden goblets filled with whatever drink you wanted. Grover trotted around with a full plate of tin cans and enchiladas, and his goblet was full of double-espresso latte, which he kept muttering over like an incantation: ‘Pan! Pan!’

  Gods kept coming over to congratulate me. Thankfully, they had reduced themselves to human size so they didn’t accidentally trample party goers under their feet. Hermes started chatting with me, and he was so cheerful I hated to tell him what had happened to his least-favourite son Luke, but before I could even get up the courage, Hermes got a call on his caduceus and walked away.

  Apollo told me I could drive his sun chariot any time, and if I ever wanted archery lessons –

  ‘Thanks,’ I told him. ‘But, seriously, I’m no good at archery.’

  ‘Ah, nonsense,’ he said. ‘Target practice from the chariot as we fly over the U.S.? Best fun there is!’

  I made some excuses and wove through the crowds that were dancing in the palace courtyards. I was looking for Annabeth. Last time I saw her, she’d been dancing with some minor godling.

  Then a man’s voice behind me said, ‘You won’t let me down, I hope.’

  I turned and found Poseidon smiling at me.

  ‘Dad… hi.’

  ‘Hello, Percy. You’ve done well.’

  His praise made me uneasy. I mean, it felt good, but I knew just how much he’d put himself on the line, vouching for me. It would’ve been a lot easier to let the others disintegrate me.

  ‘I won’t let you down,’ I promised.

  He nodded. I had trouble reading gods’ emotions, but I wondered if he had some doubts.

  ‘Your friend Luke –’

  ‘He’s not my friend,’ I blurted out. Then I realized it was probably rude to interrupt. ‘Sorry.’

  ‘Your former friend Luke,’ Poseidon corrected. ‘He once promised things like that. He was Hermes’s pride and joy. Just bear that in mind, Percy. Even the bravest can fall.’

  ‘Luke fell pretty hard,’ I agreed. ‘He’s dead.’

  Poseidon shook his head. ‘No, Percy. He is not.’