Rulers of the Darkness

by Harry Turtledove

  “Lightning’ll strike you,” Pesaro rumbled. But he waited till Bembo finished checking boxes, and he didn’t throw the form in the wastebasket by the desk. In fact, he read through it. “What’s this?” His coppery eyebrows leaped up. “‘I want to start a family’? You son of a whore, you’re not married!”

  “Sergeant, you don’t have to be married to do what it takes to start a family.” Bembo was the picture—the implausible picture, but the picture nonetheless—of innocence.

  Pesaro snorted. “If you think his Majesty is going to ship you back to Tricarico so you can get your ashes hauled, you’ve been chewing on Zuwayzi hashish. You know where the brothels are in town.”

  “It’s not the same in a brothel,” Bembo complained.

  “No—you have to pay for it.” Pesaro looked down at the form again. His shoulders shook with silent laughter. “Beside, how do you know you’d get laid if you did go back to Tricarico? It’s not like you even had a girlfriend there or anything.”

  That really hurt, not least because it was true. “Sergeant!” Bembo said reproachfully.

  But Sergeant Pesaro lost patience—not something of which he’d ever had any great supply. “Enough!” he growled. “Too fornicating much! Get your arse out on the street. I’ll send the stinking form up the line. Just don’t hold your breath waiting for a ley-line caravan ticket back to Tricarico, that’s all.” To add insult to injury, he started eating one of the flaky, manylayered pastries full of honey and nuts in which Forthweg specialized. He didn’t offer Bembo any.

  Stomach gurgling, head full of a sense of injustice that would have been worse still if he hadn’t paused to contemplate the idea of going to Unkerlant, Bembo stomped out of the barracks. He couldn’t even complain to Oraste; his partner was nursing a sprained ankle, and couldn’t walk his beat for a few days. On reflection, Bembo decided that wasn’t so bad. He’d met a lot of people more sympathetic than Oraste. Had he met anybody less sympathetic? He wasn’t so sure about that.

  Even early in the morning, the day was fine and mild. He didn’t mind Gromheort’s weather, which wasn’t much different from Tricarico’s. Now that winter had given way to spring, the rain had pretty much stopped. Before long, he would be sweating and glad of his broad-brimmed hat to keep his face from burning.

  Forthwegians on their way to work and to Gromheort’s market square crowded the streets. Men wore knee-length tunics, women garments that reached almost to their ankles. Bembo wondered how many of them were Kaunians in sorcerous disguise. He couldn’t do anything about that, not by himself, not unless somebody’s features changed right before his eyes.

  Just before he rounded a corner, he heard raucous hoots and jeers. When he did round it, he spied a bright blond head coming his way. As the woman drew closer, he realized the Forthwegians weren’t raising an uproar only because she was a Kaunian. Seeing her made him want to raise an uproar himself. She was young and pretty, and wore a tunic of transparent green silk, while her trousers might have been painted onto her hips and haunches, display all the more startling in a land where most—almost all—women didn’t try to show off their shapes.

  She stopped in front of Bembo, letting him look her up and down. The way she looked at him was half respectful, half as if he were something nasty she’d found on the sole of her shoe. He tried to keep his voice brisk, but couldn’t help coughing a couple of times before saying, “You’ll have a pass, I expect.”

  “Aye, Constable, of course I do,” she answered in good Algarvian—he’d expected that, too. She opened out her belt pouch, took out a folded sheet of paper, and handed it to him.

  “Doldasai daughter of Daukantis,” he read, and the Kaunian woman nodded. The pass did indeed allow her out of the Kaunian quarter when and as she chose: for all practical purposes, it made her an honorary Forthwegian. The price she’d paid to get it was obvious enough. “Aye, I’ve seen you before,” Bembo said, handing the paper back to her. He smiled. “I’ve always been glad when I have, too.”

  Doldasai made sure of the precious pass before answering him: “I am a woman for officers, you know.” Her voice also held that mixture of respect and contempt. He was an Algarvian, so she couldn’t ignore him as she had the jeering Forthwegians, but the pass proved she had powerful protectors. And, he realized a moment later, he was a man—like a lot of courtesans, she likely despised his whole sex.

  He said, “I’m keeping my hands to myself.” To prove as much, he clasped them behind his back. “Dressed the way you are, though, you can’t expect me not to look.”

  “I am a Kaunian in Forthweg,” Doldasai said. “How can I possibly expect anything?” She didn’t even sound bitter—just very tired.

  Bembo said, “Powers above, if you don’t like the life you’re living, why don’t you get your hands on the charm that makes you people look like Forthwegians? Then you could just disappear.”

  Doldasai stared at him, perhaps for the first time noticing the person inside the uniform. “You say this?” she asked. “You say this, a constable of Algarve? You tell me to break the law your own people made?” She dug a finger in one ear, as if to be sure she heard correctly. Her nails were carefully trimmed and painted the color of blood.

  “I did say it, didn’t I?” Bembo spoke in some surprise. Maybe, by doing something like that for her, he could take a tiny step toward making up for all the Kaunians he’d forced into their tiny district or simply sent west. Maybe, too, he’d just been staring at the pink-tipped breasts so plainly visible through the thin silk of her tunic. He shrugged. Now that the words were out of his mouth, he made the best of them: “You could do it, you know. Who’d be the wiser?”

  “Curse you,” she muttered in classical Kaunian before going back to Bembo’s language. “Every time I steel myself to see you Algarvians as nothing but pricks with legs, one of you has to go and remind me you’re people, too.” She set a hand on his arm, not provocatively but in a friendly way. “Kind of you to say that. Kind of you to think that. But I can’t.”

  “Why not?” Bembo asked. “Seems like about every third Kaunian around has already done it. More, for all I know.”

  Doldasai nodded. “True. But your folk don’t hold hostage the parents of most Kaunians in Gromheort. They have way to make sure of my … good behavior. And so, you see, I can’t just disappear.”

  “That’s …”Bembo didn’t want to say what he thought it was. He could hardly denounce his own officers to a woman whose looks proclaimed her an enemy of Algarve. What he did say was, “Tell me where they’re at and I’ll see if I can’t get’em moved into the regular Kaunian district. After that—well, if you look like everybody else around these parts, who’s going to ask any questions?”

  Now the Kaunian courtesan frankly gaped. “You would do that … for a blond?” She didn’t make him answer; she might have been afraid of the result. She might have been wise to be afraid, too. Instead, she hurried on, “If you do that—if you can do that—I’ll give you anything you want.” She shrugged. Bembo watched, entranced. She said, “What difference would one more time make, especially if it was the last?”

  “If you think I’ll go all noble and say, ‘You don’t have to do that, sweetheart,’ you’re daft,” Bembo said. Doldasai nodded; she understood such deals. Bembo went on, “Now, where are they?”

  “They’re quartered in Count Brorda’s castle—the place where your governor rules now,” she answered. “Their names are Daukantis and Feliksai.”

  Bembo started to say he didn’t care what their names were, but then realized knowing might be useful. Instead, he asked, “Do you know whereabouts they are in the castle?”

  “Aye.” Doldasai told him. He made her repeat it so he had it straight. She did, and then said, “Powers above bless you. For you to do such a thing—”

  He reached out and caressed her. She let him do it. “Believe me, sweetheart, I know why,” he told her. And I’m not going to risk my neck for theirs, either, he thought. If it’s easy, f
ine. If it’s not … I copped a feel, anyhow. Aloud, he went on, “There are rooms above a tavern called the Imperial Unicorn, a couple of blocks inside the Kaunian district. You know the place?” Her eyes showed she did. Bembo said, “Wait for me there. We’ll see what I can do, and we’ll see what you can do.”

  Back in Algarve, the great stone pile that lay at the center of Gromheort would have been labeled quaint. Here in Forthweg, the adjectives chilly, ugly, and gloomy more readily sprang to mind. Soldiers and bureaucrats bustled this way and that. Nobody bothered noticing a plump, redheaded constable. To Bembo’s vast relief, the sentry in front of Daukantis and Feliksai’s door was a soldier he’d never seen before, not a fellow constable. With a nasty smile, he said, “I’ve come for these Kaunian buggers. They’re going straight back in with the rest of their stinking kind.”

  Very possibly, nobody’d told the sentry why the blonds were being held. He didn’t argue. He didn’t make Bembo sign anything or ask his name and authority. He just grinned wolfishly, opened the door, and said, “They’re all yours. Good riddance to’em.”

  No one paid any attention to a constable marching a couple of Kaunians along in front of his stick, either. Once Bembo got them out of the castle, he murmured, “Now they don’t have a hold on your daughter any more.” They gaped and then started to weep. That was nothing out of the ordinary, either.

  At the edge of the Kaunian quarter, another constable waved to Bembo and called “Caught a couple, did you? You lucky whoreson!” Bembo waved his hat with typical Algarvian braggadocio.

  Like the ancient Kaunian Empire, the tavern called the Imperial Unicorn was a sad shadow of its former self. Bembo took Doldasai’s father and mother upstairs. She was pacing the narrow hallway there. She looked from Bembo to Feliksai and Daukantis and back again in astonished disbelief. “You really did it,” she whispered, and then flew into her parents’ arms.

  “Bargain,” Bembo said pointedly.

  “bargain,” Doldasai agreed. She took her mother and father into one of the little rooms, then came out and took Bembo into another one. “For what you just did, you deserve the best,” she said, and proceeded to give it to him. If she didn’t enjoy it herself, too, she was a better actress than any courtesan he’d known. Her pleasure might have been set off more by her parents’ rescue than his charms, but he thought it real even so.

  And his own pleasure, as he left the Kaunian district, was more than merely physical. He hadn’t quite done a good deed for the sake of doing a good deed, but he’d come a lot closer than usual, close enough to leave his conscience as happy as the rest of him, which was saying a great deal.

  “Come on, boys, get yourselves ready,” Major Spinello told the troopers in his regiment. “We’ve been kicking the Unkerlanters’ arses for almost two years now. We’ll go right on doing it, too, won’t we?”

  The Algarvian soldiers cheered. Some of them waved their sticks in the air. What a liar I’m turning into, Spinello thought. He hadn’t told a lie, or not exactly. If his countrymen hadn’t won victory after victory, he and the regiment wouldn’t have been here deep in northern Unkerlant.

  But Swemmel’s men could kick, too. Every time he took off his tunic to bathe, the puckered scar on the right side of his chest reminded him of the truth there. Had that beam caught him in the left side of the chest, it wouldn’t have left a scar. It would have killed him outright. And the Unkerlanter campaign against Sulingen had come too close to killing all the Algarvian armies in the southern part of King Swemmel’s domain. It hadn’t, though. Like Spinello, they’d been badly scarred. Like him, too, they kept battling.

  “All right, then,” he told his men. “We’ll go forward for King Mezentio, powers above bless him. And we’ll go forward because there aren’t any Unkerlanters on the face of the earth who can stop us.”

  He got more cheers from the men. Even some of his officers applauded. Captain Turpino didn’t look altogether convinced. Turpino, in fact, looked about to be ill. He didn’t lead with speeches. He was always at the head of his company when an attack went in, and that seemed to be enough for him. Spinello led from the front, too, but he remained convinced that getting the most from his soldiers was also a sorcery of the sort the universities didn’t teach to mages.

  Just before Spinello could give the command that would send his men forward, a rider on a lathered horse came up calling his name. “I am Spinello,” he said, drawing himself up to his full if not very impressive height. “What would you? Be quick—we are about to attack.”

  “I have orders for you, sir, and for your regiment.” The messenger opened a leather tube he wore on his belt and took out a roll of paper bound with a ribbon and a wax seal. “From army headquarters.”

  “I see that,” Spinello said. Brigade headquarters would have been much less formal. He took the orders and used his thumbnail to crack the seal, then unrolled the paper and quickly read it. Even before he’d finished, he started to curse.

  “What’s wrong, sir?” Turpino asked.

  “We are not going to stamp the Unkerlanters into the dust today,” Spinello answered.

  “What?” His men howled furious protests: “Don’t they think we’re good enough?” “We’ll lick’em!” “A plague on the Unkerlanters, and another one on our generals!”

  “You have your men very ready for action,” the messenger observed.

  “What’s gone wrong, sir?” Captain Turpino had. He assumed something had, and Spinello could hardly blame him for that. Spinello had thought something was wrong, too, till he’d gone all the way through the orders.

  As things were, he said, “Nothing, Captain. It is, if you like, even a compliment.” He passed the paper to Turpino so the senior company commander could see for himself. Spinello addressed the regiment as a whole: “We are withdrawn from the line for rest, refit, and reinforcements—this because of our outstanding fighting qualities, as the general heading up the army says in so many words. They want us in very top shape before they throw us into battle again, so we can do the enemy as much harm as possible.”

  “Aye, that’s what it says,” Turpino agreed. “It also says we’re going to get sent south when the refit’s done.”

  Spinello nodded. “That looks to be where the war will be won or lost. I say that because, having fought there, I see the difference between that part of the front and this one. Here, we go forward or we go back, and not a whole lot changes either way. There … There they take whole armies off the board when things go wrong. They’ve gone wrong for us and the Unkerlanters both. Next time, by the powers above, I want’em going wrong for Swemmel’s men, and we can help make that happen.”

  His men clapped their hands. A few of them tossed their hats in the air. The messenger saluted Spinello. “Sir, you’ve got them eating out of the palm of his hand.”

  “Do I?” Spinello looked at the palm in question. Grinning, he wiped it on his kilt. “I’ve been wondering why it was wet.” The messenger snorted. Spinello turned back to his troops. “Form up, you lugs. Some other lucky fellows get the joy of fighting Unkerlanters here. Poor us—we have to face baths and barbers and beds and brothels. I don’t know how we’ll be able to manage it, but for the sake of the kingdom we have to try.”

  “You are a mountebank,” Turpino said as Spinello led his soldiers out of the line. “Sir.” His voice held nothing but admiration.

  A new regiment came up the dirt road to replace Spinello’s. It looked to be a very new regiment, with plump, well-fed men wearing clean uniforms. “Do your mothers know you’re here?” one of Spinello’s scrawny veterans called. That set off an avalanche of jeering. The raw troops smiled nervously and kept marching. They didn’t jeer back, which only proved they didn’t know what they were getting into.

  “Stay awake,” Spinello told his men. “Keep an eye skinned for dragons. I think we’ve got enough holes in the ground to dive into if we have to.” That drew more laughter from the veterans. The landscape, like most landscapes that h
ad seen a lot of fighting, was a jumble of craters and old, half-collapsed trenches and foxholes. Spinello bunched his fingertips and kissed them. “Aye, Unkerlant is beautiful in the springtime.”

  He’d hoped for a ley-line caravan ride back to Goldap, the Unkerlanter town the Algarvians used for a rest center and replacement depot. But Swemmel’s men had sabotaged the ley line, and the Algarvian mages were still working to repair the damage. That meant three days of marching through mud for the regiment.

  Once they got into Goldap, soldiers exclaimed at how large and fine it was. Maybe they were from little farms and had no idea what a city was supposed to be like. Maybe, and more likely, they’d been out in the field too long, so that any place with several streets’ worth of buildings standing seemed impressive.

  Spinello got them billeted and queued up at a bathhouse next door to the barracks before seeking army headquarters to report his presence. Though normally fastidious—indeed, more than a bit of a dandy—he didn’t bother cleaning up first. If he brought the smell of the front with him, then he did, that was all. And if he brought a few fleas and lice with him, too, well, the officers here had a better chance of getting rid of them than somebody who spent all his time fighting.

  As Spinello had expected, the lieutenant to whom he first announced his presence wrinkled his nose and did his best not to breathe. But the colonel to whom the lieutenant conducted him only smiled and said, “Major, about every third officer who visits me tries to show me how dreadful things are up at the front. I know it for myself, believe me.”

  Spinello eyed the decorations the colonel wore. They included a couple of medals for gallantry, a pair of wound badges, and what the troops called the frozen-meat medal marking service in Unkerlant the first winter of the war against Swemmel. “Perhaps you do, sir,” Spinello admitted. “But you might have been someone just in from Trapani, too.”