Suicide Kings wc-20

by George R. R. Martin

  The embassy aide tugged at his collar, blushing. Wally understood the gist of Finch’s tirade, if not every word.

  “Hey, fella, we’re not tourists,” he said. “Not like that. Promise. We might be here awhile.”

  “Is that so? Then where’s your kit?”

  Wally frowned. “Kit?”

  Finch rolled his eyes. It looked like he was mad enough to hit somebody with that sharp horn of his. Wally sidled in front of Jerusha.

  “Yes, kit,” said Finch. “Provisions. Gear. Tents and the rest.”

  “Actually,” Wally said, “we were kinda hoping you’d help us with that.”

  Jackson Square

  New Orleans, Louisiana

  The woman was disgusting, a mass of flesh draped in a light, silky material. Noel wondered if they’d used a circus tent. They had to have something covering her for modesty’s sake, but it had to be light given the sultry heat.

  Michelle and Niobe were deep in conversation. Ink hovered at the edges of the conversation, and the terrifying Hoodoo Mama stalked the edges like a protective rottweiler.

  “We’ve been married almost a year, and… I’m pregnant,” Niobe trilled. Then all of the females let out that peculiar shrill squeal reserved for news of an impending whelping. Even Noel’s large, no-nonsense, horse-faced English mother had produced the sound when they’d relayed the news to her.

  Michelle rolled her head toward him. “I didn’t know you had it in you.”

  “I might surprise you.”

  “I doubt it.”

  “Oh, Michelle, be nice. Though we did have to try real hard,” Niobe added, and Noel closed his eyes as peals of female laughter rolled past his ears. He wondered if he would have understood these tribal responses if his mother had chosen to raise him as a girl rather than a boy.

  But if she had he wouldn’t have Niobe, which indicated his brain wiring was male even if his parts were confused.

  Michelle smiled at Niobe. “Would you get me a cup of lemonade? Ink can help you.”

  Both Niobe and Ink looked startled. Noel gave Michelle a cynical knowing smile. As the two women walked away he moved in close to her. He noticed that she lay in a crater formed by her massive weight in the moist soil of New Orleans.

  “That was a little in-artful,” he said. “So, what is it you want to say to me?”

  “Are you out of the spy business?”

  “I left the Silver Helix, yes.”

  “That didn’t answer the question.”

  “That’s all the answer you’re getting.”

  “So you are up to something. I thought Niobe looked worried. She’s trying to hide it, but she’s upset.”

  Noel found himself just glaring at the woman, hating to admit that she was perceptive.

  “Tell me or I may just have to get a message to Jayewardene and the Committee.”

  “I’m getting very tired of being blackmailed,” Noel said.

  “Tough.”

  He hesitated, but realized he had no choice. “Very well, I’m engineering a little regime change in the Congo.”

  He thought he saw something flash in the back of Bubbles’s eyes when he said Congo. “Oh, great, that worked out so well the last time.” And her scorn and disdain drove away all thoughts about her reaction.

  “If all goes well the final act will be taken by Tom Weathers,” Noel gritted.

  “When I hear the phrase ‘all goes well’ in conjunction with you I immediately get hives.”

  “I’d say that’s the least of your problems.”

  Jackson Square

  New Orleans, Louisiana

  “Okay, so why is it you can’t stand Noel?” asked Juliet, when he and Niobe finally took their leave.

  “I met enough self-aggrandizing dickweeds when I was a model,” Michelle replied. “Every time Noel pops in, he spends the entire time looking down his nose at everyone.”

  Joey laughed. “He thinks his shit don’t stink. Yeah. Not to mention he was the fucker who stole that Sprout kid and got that cocksucker Weathers all pissed off.”

  “People rarely change who they are at their core,” Michelle said. “Sure, occasionally, someone stops doing all the crappy stuff they used to, but most folks will revert to form if given the chance. Noel’s got responsibilities now. He’s got a wife and a baby on the way, but he’s still playing spy. The more he screws around with Tom Weathers, the more he puts himself, Niobe, and the baby in harm’s way.”

  “He seems to make Niobe happy,” said Ink.

  Joey shrugged. “He knocked her up, you mean?”

  “Looks like,” Michelle replied. “I confess, it’s giving me the hard-core willies, but it’s what she wants. I don’t care if they used a spatula and a turkey baster.”

  Juliet nodded, then changed the subject. “Have you had any more dreams?”

  “They’re not dreams. And yes, every night, just about. I’ve got to get to her…”

  “You’re assuming she’s a real person.”

  “I know the difference between dream real and real real. These dreams about Adesina are real. They smell, for crying out loud. When was the last time you had a dream that smells?”

  “Never. But how is she even alive if she’s really in that pit?”

  And how long will she stay alive? That was a question Michelle hadn’t wanted to ask, even in her own thoughts.

  “Time to tear the roof off the temple,” she announced. “Has the square been cleared?”

  “The police have it cordoned off.”

  “Then let’s do it.”

  “About fucking time.” Hoodoo Mama hopped up, grinning. “One roof, coming the fuck off.”

  Michelle smiled at Joey, but only for a second. The guilt of what they’d done still ate at her.

  Then there was a loud snapping noise, like cheap firecrackers. The midnight sky appeared above her. She could see the blue-white light of the stars. There were zombies walking across the joists, some carrying plywood, others grabbing chunks of the roof and pulling it off.

  Michelle told Ink and Hoodoo Mama to leave. Juliet started crying. “ Bbbbbut, I want to be with you.” Her nose was red.

  Michelle wished she had a Kleenex to dry her tears. At the same time, she felt irritated with Juliet. There were worse things happening in the world.

  “And I wish I had a pony,” Michelle said. “But I don’t know how this is going to work. I just want you safe when I start.”

  Joey put her arm around Juliet. “C’mon, Ink. Bubbles is a dick-flavored pain-in-the-ass, but she’s right about being careful. She swallowed a nuke, remember?”

  “You do know I didn’t actually eat that nuke, right?”

  Juliet gave Michelle a kiss on her forehead. “I love you,” she whispered. A wave of stomach-churning guilt poured through Michelle as they left.

  She waited until she couldn’t hear them anymore. Then she waited longer. Above her she saw a sparrow fly down and perch on one of the joists.

  “Joey, get that goddamn zombie bird off my temple,” Michelle said. The sparrow gave a nasty squeak, then flew off. Some of its moldy feathers drifted down to her.

  It was time to get down to it.

  For a moment, she was terrified, but then the thought of bubbling again zinged through her body. It wasn’t as good as sex, but it was damn close. Michelle flexed the fingers of her hand, and then opened them to the sky. One first, she thought. See how it goes.

  Liquid heat slid down her arm into her palm. She watched as the bubble grew. It wavered slightly, and she let it go. It drifted up and bounced against the wooden beams, then rose toward the pale stars.

  7

  Wednesday,

  December 2

  President’s Hotel

  Dar es Salaam, Tanzania

  Jerusha woke in her room at the President’s Hotel at what the room clock insisted was 5:30 a.m., but to her body felt more like the middle of the night. She could hear Wally snoring in the adjoining room like a venting steam locomotive.
She lay there for several minutes trying to will herself back to sleep, but her mind was racing with all that she needed to do, with worry about the plane flight with Finch, with even more worry about how they’d cross Lake Tanganyika and what might be waiting for them in the PPA.

  Judging by Wally’s snoring, he was worrying about nothing at all. She envied him that.

  Jerusha threw aside the covers. Twenty minutes later, she was showered and dressed and striding out the lobby doors onto the embassy campus. The American Embassy compound was a dreary fortress: a series of rectilinear concrete buildings set behind a high security wall. To Jerusha it looked more like a prison than anything else. The ambassador had told them at dinner that this was the third embassy site they’d had in Dar es Salaam, that the campus sat on the site of what had been called the Old Drive-In Cinema, and droned on how the land gave them so much more room to expand at need.

  The desk clerk had told her where the baobab tree was on the grounds; she headed in that direction. Rain had soaked the grounds overnight, and the grass was steaming as the day’s heat rose, but for the moment, the air was cool enough that the humidity wasn’t a bother.

  She found the baobab easily. Up close, the tree was even more impressive than the one she’d glimpsed on the street, and even stranger. The trunk was massive-it would have taken a dozen people holding outstretched arms to encircle it. The trunk was furrowed and dented, branching above into nearly leafless main branches that diverged quickly into a tangled maze of branches and twigs. Birds were nesting in the hollows of the tree: several burst up into the air as she stroked the trunk. She saw a lizard sliding quickly around the trunk away from her, and dark squirrels chattered angrily at her from above.

  There were pods hanging down from some of the branches, and a few on the ground at Jerusha’s feet. She picked one up: a gourd roughly the size and shape of a football, the outside covering leathery and hard. It was heavy in her hands.

  “Monkey fruit,” someone said, and Jerusha turned to see a man in the uniform of the embassy staff stepping out of an electric golf cart a few yards away, the back stuffed not with clubs but with spades and rakes and trimmers. “That’s what some people call it.” His voice was heavily accented with Kiswahili or one of the other local languages, a lilt that Jerusha found charming. “Baobab fruit is very nourishing. The animals love to eat it: monkeys, baboons, elephants, even antelopes. They break open the gourds to eat the fruit and the seeds are discarded or end up in their droppings, and so new baobabs come up.”

  “The seeds are in here?” Jerusha hefted the gourd.

  The man nodded. His skin was the color of thick cocoa, but the black hair was liberally salted with grey. “You’re the one grows plants?” he asked.

  It was Jerusha’s turn to nod. “My name’s Jerusha Carter,” she said. “Sometimes they call me Gardener.”

  “I’m Ibada. I keep the grounds for the embassy. Toss that here.” He held out his hand, and Jerusha underhanded the gourd to him. He slid a long knife from a sheath in his belt and pressed the heavy blade into the gourd, splitting it open. Jerusha could see pulpy fruit inside, laced with large seeds. “The baobab is the Tree of Life in Swahili,” he said as he cut the fruit open. “That one there, it’s an old, old one. It’s been growing since before the birth of your Christ.”

  Jerusha looked at the tree again, trying to imagine all that history that had passed since it first sprouted. It was impossible. “They look so… strange.”

  “One tale says that the gods gave each of the animals a seed to plant. Poor baobab was the last, and it was given to the stupid jackal, who planted the seed upside down so that the roots came out on top.” He laughed, and Jerusha had to laugh with him. He was pulling seeds from the pulp, gathering them into one large palm. “Tree of life, remember? You’ll find the leaves used as a vegetable. Kuka, they’re called-my mother used to make kuka soup. Here, look…”

  He handed one of the halves of the gourd to Jerusha and poked a finger into the pulp. “You know cream of tartar? That originally came from this fruit. Down in the market, you can buy dried pulp covered with sugar; it’s called bungha. Or you can mix it with milk or porridge. Very versatile.” He took the gourd from her again, took her hands, and poured a dozen of the seeds into her cupped palms. “Those-grind them down and you can use them to thicken soup, or roast them, or grind them to get oil. But I think you will use them for growing, eh?” He smiled at her.

  “Thank you, Ibada,” she said. The seeds were cool and wet, and she could feel the great trees inside them, waiting to spring forth. “Later,” she whispered to them. She opened a pouch of her seed belt and let them fall inside. The pouch felt heavy and comforting.

  “This is why you came to the tree, no?” he asked. “You could feel the call of the Great Mother in her?”

  “Yes.” Jerusha brushed a hand over the thick trunk. A heat seemed to answer her, welling up from the ground below. “I think I could.”

  “Hey, Jerusha!” The call was a loud bellow. Both of them looked back toward the buildings of the embassy. Wally was striding toward them, waving.

  Ibada nodded, grinning again. “I feel that call too, sometimes. You and the metal man, you’re not here just to see the animals or take pretty pictures of Kilimanjaro?”

  “No.”

  “Then you might need the baobab,” he said. “Use the seeds well, Gardener.”

  “I will.”

  Ibada lowered his head, almost as if he were bowing to her. He began walking back to the electric cart. Wally passed him with a suspicious glance. “He bothering you?”

  “No. And I can take care of myself.”

  Wally had the grace to look abashed. “Sorry,” he said. The cart whined as Ibada left with a wave. “They said the car would be ready in an hour to take us to that Finch feller. I knocked on your door to tell you, but you didn’t answer. The feller at the desk said you were out here, so…” His voice trailed off into silence. He was looking up at the baobab behind Jerusha. “Cripes, that’s one big tree,” he said. There was a distinct note of awe in his voice. Somehow that made Jerusha feel better.

  “Yes, it is,” Jerusha told him. “C’mon, we should get ready.”

  Kawi Airport

  Dar es Salaam, Tanzania

  Finch had said it would take at least a couple of hours to get them properly provisioned; they wanted to leave for Lake Tanganyika in the early afternoon. He took them to a… well, it wasn’t really a store. Not that Wally could tell. It seemed more like a depot, or small warehouse, not far from the hangar where Finch kept his plane.

  A stuffy, mildewy smell wafted out of the mud-brick building when Finch unlocked the door. Wally and Jerusha followed him inside. There was no electricity; the only illumination was the mustard-colored light leaking through grimy windows, except in places where the windowpanes were broken. Rows of shelves and piles of crates filled the space. Many shelves were empty, but those that weren’t amounted to lots of gear. Camping gear, by the look of it.

  “Wow!” said Wally. “This is all yours?”

  “Finders keepers,” said Finch. “Been flying in and outta the bush for thirty years. People get lost, people leave things behind, people get one glimpse of the jungle and go screamin’ back to their hotel. I find it, take it here, and then sell it to lucky blokes like you.”

  Jerusha said, “This stuff isn’t stolen, is it?”

  “Bite your tongue!” Air whooshed through the pilot’s flared nostrils. “I’m an honest businessman.”

  Wally edged in front of Jerusha again, just in case. “Hey, she’s just asking, is all.”

  “Just so we’re clear, mate. I don’t steal, but I don’t run a charity here, either.”

  “Huh?”

  Finch rolled those tiny little eyes again. “You’re gonna pay for what you take, right?”

  “Oh, sure, you betcha.”

  “Thing is,” said Finch, “I’m sure the Committee is good for it, but I can’t wait around six months for
a check to arrive from the United States. Not many banks around here that would honor it anyway, right?” He chortled, slapped Wally on the back. Most people flinched after doing that, but not Finch; it looked like he had pretty thick skin. The clang echoed through the warehouse.

  “Right, I guess. So, um, what does that mean?”

  “It means I run an honest cash-only business.”

  Wally looked at Jerusha. She shrugged. What else could they do?

  The outfitting trip turned out to be an expedition in its own right. Though she’d offended him with her question, Jerusha won a bit of grudging respect from Finch once they got down to business. She had done her homework, and had compiled a list on the way over from New York. Wally knew they were doing this on the spur of the moment, but he had no idea just how unprepared they’d been.

  He’d been camping up in the Boundary Waters Canoe Area. Preparing for a trip like that was nothing compared to this.

  It was one heck of a list: Packs. Safari vests (with extra pockets). Biological water filtration bottles. Chlorine tablets. Painkillers; antibiotics; antidiarrhea medicine; rehydration salts. Pocketknives; machetes, for hacking through brush; compasses; toilet paper; rope. Flashlights; electric lanterns; a handheld GPS unit. Lots of batteries. Sleeping bags. Tents.

  For Jerusha they also bought insect repellent, mosquito netting, and antimalarial tablets. Wally hadn’t been bitten by a bug since his card turned. Jerusha got a wide-brimmed hat, too. Sunburn wasn’t much of a danger for Wally, but he bought a pith helmet for the fun of it. He’d always wanted a pith helmet, ever since watching Tarzan the Ape Man (the original, not the remake). It would keep the sweat and rain out of his eyes.