The Prince's Cowboy Double

by Victoria Chancellor

  No telling how many people had sipped too many alcoholic drinks and fallen into the river! Hank had merely grinned and told her it was only three or four feet deep, so she didn’t need to worry.

  The idea of not worrying about tumbling into the murky river was as foreign to her as thinking of Hank McCauley as Prince Alexi.

  “We should be going back to the hotel,” she said. She wasn’t sure when exactly she’d lost control—whether it was when she’d first knocked on his screen door or when she’d decided to accompany him to the Riverwalk—but she was certain he was now making decisions for them both. While that realization should have caused panic, at the moment she only felt an increasing interest in what he would insist upon next.

  “With any other woman, I’d take that as an invitation. But I kind of doubt you were asking me up to your room, were you?”

  “Of course not!” she managed to squeal as he steered them across the floor between some very young dancers and a middle-aged pair. How he avoided the other couples was a complete mystery. “We barely know each other.”

  “How much more do you need to know?”

  “Well, I…That’s not what I meant.”

  “You sure are cute when you’re flustered, Lady Wendy.”

  Instead of feeling outraged, she had the insane urge to giggle. British peers did not giggle. She could almost hear her father’s censure, all the way across the “pond.”

  “Oh, pooh,” she whispered as they neared the table where more drinks awaited.

  “What’s wrong?”

  “Nothing. I was just thinking about my father.”

  “It’s not good to tell a guy that he reminds you of your father.”

  “Oh, you don’t! Believe me, two men could not be more different than you and the Earl of Epswich.” She desperately needed to change the subject before Hank started asking her more personal questions that she had no intention of answering—yet might find herself responding to, anyway.

  “That chap over there is how I imagined most Texans,” Gwendolyn remarked, nodding toward a couple in fancy Western attire gliding across the dance floor. “He’s big and brash and bold. His hat alone is as large as a brolly. Do you think he drinks as much beer as his physique indicates?” The middle-aged man sported an enormous beer belly that didn’t keep him from holding his partner, a rather petite woman near his own age, close against his torso. She wore a full denim skirt, a Western shirt and boots that matched his outfit perfectly.

  “If you’re asking me about the size of his beer belly, I’d have to say no. It takes more than beer to grow one that large. I’d say he had some help from chicken-fried steak and homemade pie à la mode.”

  Gwendolyn couldn’t help herself. A great gasp of laughter gurgled up from inside her, erupting in a completely unladylike display of mirth. She tried to control herself—her mouth was too wide for grinning, her cheeks too dimpled—but the effort left her with watering eyes and a sore jaw.

  “So you can smile,” Hank remarked, leaning close across the small table. His finger touched the corner of her mouth, making her breath catch and her grin fade. “I was wonderin’. And I can see now that there’s nothin’ wrong with your teeth. I guess I made a big mistake thinkin’ you were tryin’ to hide ugly yellow chompers.”

  “Chompers?” She couldn’t control another giggle. “Really, you are too absurd. Wherever do you get these ideas, not to mention these sayings?”

  “Comes with the territory, darlin’,” he said with a grin. “Kind of like Resistol hats and beer bellies.”

  She got the laughter under control. “I thought cowboys wore Stetsons.”

  “Not really, at least not for everyday. That just sounds good. We also don’t wear ten-gallon hats, tuck our jeans into our boots or ride horses down main streets.”

  “And you certainly don’t have a beer belly.” The words burst forth before she could control her errant mouth. What was it about this man that caused her good sense to flee like tender petals in a March wind?

  “Nope,” he said, running his hand over his flat stomach as he grinned in a way that made her want to smile. “Don’t plan on getting one, either.”

  “I’m certainly glad to hear that,” she whispered, leaning toward him with an increasing lack of restraint. “I’d hate to have to compare yours to that chap’s over there.” She pulled back, startled at the way her mouth was running ahead of her brain. “Not that I would…or is that something men do? Compare the size of their—”

  “Lady Wendy! I’m shocked you’d think such a thing. We use the same standard as the rest of the U.S. of A. to judge manliness.” He paused, grinning slowly, making her heart race in anticipation of the next outrageous remark he was about to make. The next remark she’d prompted him to make.

  Ridiculous. She’d never encouraged such behavior before.

  “No,” he continued, “here in Texas we don’t flaunt the size of our beer bellies. We use something far more personal.”

  She felt like crawling beneath the tiny table. “Why don’t we forget I brought up this subject?”

  “And miss letting you in on some cultural learning? No, you have to know that we judge a man by the size of his—”

  “Mr. McCauley!”

  “—truck.”

  She leaned back in her chair, her eyes blinking in disbelief, before the laughter bubbled forth once more to overwhelm her senses.

  HANK FELT THE EVENING had been an unqualified success. He’d had a rip-roaring good time showing Lady Wendy the Riverwalk and one of his favorite honky-tonks. She’d enjoyed her first tequila sunrise, her first taste of nachos and her first Texas two-step. Although she’d insisted they could only afford one hour away from his princely training, he’d managed to turn one hour into nearly three. At midnight he’d told her goodnight at her door, holding her hands and telling her this lapse in her precious timetable wasn’t her fault. He’d told her that he would have taken her to the Alamo if he hadn’t been so intimidated by her need for “shedyules.”

  Lord knows, she couldn’t be blamed for his faults. He was a bounder, as his dearly departed grandma used to say. He loved to tease and party and dance. He loved to make women smile as much as he loved to hold them in his arms. Lady Wendy was a particular challenge due to her strict British upbringing and inflated sense of duty, but when she did unwind…shoot, boy, howdy!

  Hank pulled off his boots and stretched out on the bed. He stuffed a few pillows behind him before reaching for the notes Lady Wendy and Milos Anatole had given him earlier in the evening. Forms of address, proper etiquette, drafts of speeches and a schedule of events had been stressed for several hours while Milos had cut his hair “to a civilized length,” smeared some sweet-smelling lotion on his face “to eliminate ruddiness,” and fitted him with “a proper wardrobe.” Hank supposed Wendy thought he hadn’t been paying close attention to all her instructions, but he had.

  Studying an hour or so more wouldn’t hurt. He had no intention of embarrassing her or jeopardizing the monarchy of Belegovia—whatever that meant.

  Even more now than when she’d shown up on his porch, he wanted to help her succeed. For reasons he couldn’t comprehend, saving Prince Alexi’s sorry butt was important to her. She’d said there was nothing going on between her and the royal bore, but Hank wasn’t convinced. Maybe when she looked at him or danced with him, she imagined she was with the prince. Maybe she’d had a royal crush for years.

  How in the hell, Hank wondered, could he be jealous of a man he didn’t know? Prince Alexi had rubbed him the wrong way from the moment Wendy had told him about the prince running off with Kerry Lynn. Not that he was jealous because of Kerry Lynn. No, as much as he hated to admit it, Hank knew he was jealous because Wendy had spent so much of her time with the prince. A man who apparently had everything but common sense…and maybe common decency. Why in the world would he leave Lady Wendy—a long-time friend and employee—in the lurch to pursue a selfish desire for a little fun? How could he do that
to a fine woman like her?

  Hank knew he shouldn’t be thinking about Wendy’s personal situation, but there was just something about her that brought out his protective instincts. She was a foreigner in this land, far away from home and charged with a huge responsibility. She had a lot of guts, which he admired in anyone, but more than that, she was as sexy as hell for a prim-and-proper English lady.

  For one thing, she had a beautiful mouth, wide and as inviting as all get out. Her teeth were straight and white, and when he’d kissed her, she’d tasted like heaven on earth. When she grinned really big, like when he’d teased her after their last dance, he’d discovered two dimples that made him want to keep her smiling for a long time. Which wasn’t going to happen. She was here in the U.S. temporarily; he didn’t plan to leave Texas unless he had to on business.

  “Doesn’t matter,” Hank muttered to himself. Wendy was fun to tease, exciting in an innocent manner and admirable in her dedication to her job, but she was really just another woman who was using him to get what she wanted.

  Hell, he didn’t hold that against her. He’d agreed to the job for his own reasons. He was learning some manners, getting some exposure to fine clothes and shoes, so he couldn’t complain. His ranch was in good hands for a few days and he was having fun.

  He reached for the sheaf of papers, shaking off his morose thoughts for more practical matters. Tomorrow he wouldn’t be meeting any dukes, earls or barons, but he still had to look the role of a prince.

  “Piece of cake,” he murmured. After all, he’d been playing the role of a devil-may-care rodeo champion for most of his adult life.

  Chapter Four

  “You look like you just swallowed a bad oyster,” Hank whispered as they walked through the brass-and-glass doors of the hotel for the first of two events on the “prince’s” agenda that day.

  Wendy swallowed the imaginary lump, using every ounce of willpower to keep walking toward the Land Rover. She now knew what the condemned must feel like, going bravely toward their fate when their insides had turned to mush and their legs quivered like jelly.

  “If I’m a bit nervous, I’m sure you can understand why.”

  “Too much partyin’ last night, Lady Wendy?” he whispered so only she could hear as they passed several attentive bellhops.

  “Not enough practicing, Mr.—Your Highness,” she replied, smiling at the beaming bell captain who had opened the door of the vehicle. To the left, a few paparazzi snapped some photos, but no one seemed too concerned about the prince’s first appearance in San Antonio this morning.

  At least they weren’t suspicious yet.

  She nodded toward Hank McCauley, since as the prince he was expected to enter the Land Rover first. He frowned a bit—no doubt that strange Texas chivalry he practiced—because he believed in “ladies first.” Well, he would just have to become accustomed to acting as royalty. She wasn’t about to cater to his whims when she couldn’t understand more than a pinch of his customs, phrases or humor.

  But he certainly looked the part of the prince this morning, from his neatly styled hair to the designer suit. No royal had ever looked more appealing than this Texas cowboy. Gwendolyn suddenly realized that she could just as easily envision him in Prince Alexi’s suit as in Hank’s own black Stetson. Or whatever brand of hat he’d mentioned last evening. Some of the details were a tiny bit fuzzy—or perhaps she’d subconsciously tried to forget how they’d laughed and danced far too late into the night.

  “Let’s be off, Mr. Boedecker,” she ordered once they were settled inside the vehicle. At least the darkly tinted windows kept the inquisitive away so they could have a much-needed professional conversation on the way to the zoo.

  “You must remember—” she started to say.

  “That suit sure looks pretty on you, Lady Wendy,” Hank interrupted.

  Gwendolyn snapped her mouth closed when she realized she must resemble a dead fish. She smoothed the skirt of her light-weight teal-green suit. “Thank you, but, Mr. McCauley, we have little time. Let’s get down to business.”

  “You’re the boss,” he replied with a heart-stopping grin.

  “For one thing, don’t smile in such an exuberant manner. Prince Alexi has much more…controlled expressions.”

  Hank shook his head and frowned. “This guy just keeps getting better and better.”

  Gwendolyn ignored his sarcasm. “You remember the words we practiced this morning?”

  “How could I forget? I had ‘splendid’ coffee, ‘magnificent’ eggs and ‘outstanding’ toast.”

  Gwendolyn frowned. “Those are exactly the types of comments Prince Alexi will make regarding the various wildlife he will encounter at the zoo.”

  Hank leaned closer and murmured, “My idea of wildlife is a little different. Dancing the two-step with a pretty lady, for example.”

  A discreet chuckle from the driver’s seat caused heat to flare in Gwendolyn’s cheeks. “Would you please stop making such comments? We will be at the zoo in minutes. This first event is extremely important.”

  “Lady Wendy, you worry too much. I’m going to have laryngitis and I’ll barely be able to praise all those wild animals we’re about to visit.”

  “Yes, but make the curators understand how pleased you are to be there. And remember to smile and wave at the crowd in the manner we practiced.”

  “I know,” he sighed. “I swear, I waved and smiled myself to sleep last night.”

  Another chuckle, this time louder, came from the driver.

  “Mr. Boedecker, are we nearing our destination?” Gwendolyn asked in a tone she hoped conveyed her disapproval of his eavesdropping.

  “Yes, ma’am,” he replied. “I think we’re on the right course.”

  This time Hank chuckled. Gwendolyn shook her head. Men. No, Texans. She’d never understand them.

  HANK THOUGHT HE’D DONE a pretty good job at the zoo. Lots of smiling, nodding and walking around looking pretty darn official in that nice suit belonging to Prince Alexi. Of course, it was way too hot for Texas in May, but Hank had tried his best to keep cool. Think cool thoughts. Definitely not think about Lady Wendy.

  Oh, she looked as cool as a shady lake on a summer evening, all dressed in green with her ivory skin and reddish brown hair. And she tried her best to maintain that crisp English look with the occasional slightly raised eyebrow and tight little smiles. But he knew she could be clever, funny and sexy—maybe more than she realized herself. He was a bit surprised how much he wanted to see more of that side of her.

  “This appearance will be a bit harder,” she said, breaking into his thoughts. He sure wished she’d watch her choice of words. Hard described him far too often in the last twenty-four hours.

  “What’s different about it? Other than the critters will have two legs instead of four?”

  He could tell Wendy was hiding a smile. “For one thing, we’ll be surrounded by more people on a much closer basis. You’ll be expected to make impromptu comments about more than the magnificence of a particular species.” She paused, sitting up straighter on her side of the Land Rover. “I believe I’ve come up with a solution.”

  “No more laryngitis? I’m not quite ready to try out my English accent yet.”

  “Of course not. What I had in mind was for you to pretend to whisper your comments to me, and I would convey the appropriate response to the audience.”

  “So basically, you want me to whisper sweet nothings into your ear.”

  “No! I mean, you only need to pretend to whisper the comments I’ll be making. No one will need to overhear us.”

  “Oh, this just keeps getting better,” he said, leaning closer. “I can whisper whatever I want…or nothing at all?”

  Lady Wendy sucked in a breath, tensing up so much he thought she might turn blue. “I would certainly appreciate it if you’d keep your remarks civil and professional. Prince Alexi’s public image, and indeed, the future of Belegovia, depends on how effective these personal appearances a
re.”

  “Well, I sure wouldn’t want to hurt the prince’s public image, especially when he’s off gallivanting across our fair state with Kerry Lynn.” He frowned, remembering the possessive way he felt about the Ranger Springs native who waited tables out on I-35 to help support her family. Kind of like an older brother, which Kerry Lynn didn’t have to defend her. “Did I mention that I’m going to have a serious talk with this prince when he shows up? If he’s hurt Kerry, he’s gonna learn a bit about frontier justice.”

  “Mr. McCauley, certainly you’re not threatening Prince Alexi!”

  “I sure as hell am. He can’t fly in here with that jet you said he has and fancy wardrobe and take advantage of our women.”

  “I thought Ms. Jacks was no longer your girlfriend.”

  “I’m not talkin’ about that. Texas men defend all the women of our state, not just those we might be related to or involved with.”

  “I certainly can’t believe that Prince Alexi would do anything to harm Ms. Jacks.”

  “I’m just tellin’ you that he’d better not be messin’ with her feelings.”

  “Prince Alexi is always honest and straightforward in his relationships.”

  Hank narrowed his eyes and glared at Wendy. “I thought you said there’s nothing goin’ on between the two of you.”

  “There’s not! We’ve been friends for years, before his father resumed the throne of Belegovia. We attended school together in England from our early years.”