Too Much Stuff lam-5

by Don Bruns

  As advertised, the machine had a backhoe on the rear, and a bucket loader on the front. You could dig up the wooden crates with the hoe, then lift them into the truck with the front-end loader. Pretty cool.

  The driver of that vehicle reached over to the passenger seat and pulled out my metal detector. The JW Fishers metal detector.

  I was convinced we’d be stopped. There was no way that anyone was going to allow us to dig up ten wooden crates and then load them on a truck. We were crazy to think that Maria Sanko had a good plan. It was a terrible plan. And on top of terrible, there was a great chance that the crates would be rotted, so we’d be faced with everyone seeing that there were crates of gold bars surrounding the old cemetery.

  If there was any gold. Hell, I’d probably found a metal casket that had been buried in the last seventy-five years. This was a bad idea, a very bad idea and I-

  “Hey, kid, where do you want me to start digging?”

  I didn’t want him to start digging at all. I was ready to call the whole thing off. Of all the hare-brained schemes-

  “Here.”

  I walked off the spot where the metal detector had gone off.

  “Man, be careful.”

  “We’re going to scrape away one layer at a time. Inches. I understand the sensitivity of what you’re doing. You’ve got some ancient wooden cases and you don’t want to destroy them.”

  A very cool operator.

  While he scraped, I swept the detector ahead. Nothing. Farther. Nothing. So possibly Mrs. T. had spent a lot of money on a project that was not going to produce anything. I swept farther ahead and there it was. The sound came out of nowhere and scared the crap out of me. I actually jumped. The siren was loud in my ear and very fast. Woooo, woooo, wooo, wooo. I felt a chill up my spine.

  Clenching my teeth to keep from grinning, I fanned it length-ways and it stayed loud for over a foot, then tapered off.

  Two possible miniature coffins. I glanced up at the windows facing the cemetery plot. They were dark. Behind the black glass could have been the eyes of two private detectives, watching our every move, but I could see nothing.

  “Kid.” The driver was motioning to me.

  “Yeah?” I was anxious to find the next one.

  “There’s a wooden crate. Just like you said. Do you want me to work around it and put it in the truck? Time to decide.”

  There was no question.

  “Yeah. Dig it up.”

  “Tell you what, just a point I should make.”

  “What’s that?”

  “If this is bodies we’re diggin’ up, there’s a pretty stiff penalty for that.”

  “These crates aren’t that big.”

  “I probably shouldn’t admit to this,” he paused, “but I actually done that before. Dug up a body. Just don’t ask why.”

  He pushed the backhoe into the earth, pried up the wooden box, then turned around and lifted it with the front loader. It looked right. Pretty much the dimensions that were outlined in Matthew Kriegel’s letter. And hopefully there was two hundred pounds of gold inside. We’d know soon enough.

  CHAPTER FIFTY-SEVEN

  They came up one after another. Box after box and I was ready to scream. James and Em left their posts periodically to run over and see the wooden crates.

  “Team, we’ve got to make sure no one gets close to this site.” Maria would motion for them to go back and guard the borders.

  “Don’t know what’s in these that you want, but the boxes are well preserved.” The dump truck driver stood there, puffing on a cigarette.

  I was in awe as I ran the detector over another box buried about five feet below the surface. The boxes were in great shape.

  “Silicate.” Maria Sanko had walked up and heard his comment.

  I pulled out my earplug. “What’s that?”

  “Sand is made of silicate. It’s the prime ingredient of beach sand.”

  “And?”

  “Under the right circumstances it gets into wood and literally petrifies it. Silicate is probably what has preserved the wood.”

  The lady was a fount of knowledge.

  After five boxes we huddled together, high-fiving and slapping each other on the back. The two drivers must have thought we were crazy.

  “Guys, here’s my new idea.”

  Her original idea had been a winner, so we were eager to hear the latest.

  “Let’s have Hank fill in the holes with fresh sand. I’m simply going to tell Diego that we had to push the sculpture back one night. Something came up and we need another evening.”

  I pointed to the truck, loaded now with five identical wood containers, metal banding strapping the lids on tight. “But we’ve already got five of them in the truck. Why not go for-”

  Softly, she said. “We’re not sure what’s in those boxes. And we can’t be sure until we get to a more private location. We’re taking them to this warehouse that I rent and we’ll see if we’re on the right track.”

  The evening air had cooled, and Em shivered. I put my arm around her, and looked at James.

  “Sure. Maybe we’ve pushed our luck enough for one night.”

  No one had bothered us. No one had come to watch the two sculptors at their task. Thank God.

  “Then it’s agreed? We’ve gotten this far, let’s not tempt fate.”

  Everyone nodded their heads as our two drivers stood off to the side.

  “If we have success,”-even in the dark I could see the gleam in Maria’s eye-“we will ask to come back tomorrow night. I don’t think your banker will argue about spending the money for one more evening of digging.”

  “Damn,” James whispered. “This is so much worse than waiting for Christmas.”

  James, Em, and I headed for our box truck. Maria got into the dump truck to give the driver directions and to make sure that he followed them. Right now we couldn’t trust anyone.

  Our guy with the backhoe smoothed the old and new sand from our pile into the craters we’d created.

  “They were heavy.” James kept his eyes on the road, following Maria and the wooden crates. “I tried just lifting a corner of one. I’d bet on two hundred pounds. Ladies and gentlemen, I think we’ve struck gold.”

  Em grabbed my thigh and squeezed. “I think there’s one heck of a chance. I mean, it was just too perfect.”

  “We should have loaded them all.” I wished we’d taken that risk.

  “Skip,” she nudged me, “if there’s something else in those crates, the remains of someone’s pet, or god forbid a small child, we’d have had to bring all ten caskets back and rebury them.”

  “Yeah. Well-”

  “Dude, we’re gonna be rich. I can feel it this time.”

  I felt it too. There was electricity in the air. Everything pointed to our really having found the mother lode.

  “We’re buying a new truck, partner.”

  “Agreed.”

  “And quitting those horseshit jobs we’ve got.”

  “Amen.”

  “And you’re going to buy me some expensive jewelry, and not those crappy sea-creature jewels. Got it?” Em punched my shoulder.

  I got it.

  “We’ll buy a fleet of trucks, Skip. Start that rent-a-truck business we talked about.”

  “How about your restaurant on South Beach?”

  “That, too. It’s going to be a party place.”

  “Em, James, there might not be any gold in those boxes.”

  We all three laughed.

  CHAPTER FIFTY-EIGHT

  We’d driven about four miles south when the dump truck’s turn signal flashed right. James slowed down and turned off onto a crushed-shell road. The half moon was brilliant in the black sky as we followed the narrow path for two hundred feet, then saw a row of metal huts. A dim spotlight hung from the main building of the complex. The truck in front stopped, so we braked and stepped out of the vehicle.

  I can truthfully say this was the most exciting, exhilarating time i
n my young life. I had never felt such a mixture of anticipation, fear, and confusion. Even Em, who was used to money, used to developing big projects, was shaking. We were about to discover what our treasure was.

  “How are we going to unload?”

  I shrugged my shoulders as Maria Sanko came around the side of the main building, riding a bright yellow forklift.

  “Question answered, son.” James grinned. We’d made a wise choice in finally confiding in her.

  We worked getting the boxes off the truck, then sent the dump truck driver on his way. I did have thoughts that he might come back. If he suspected there was a big score, what was to stop him? But he waved and left the little storage facility, pulling back onto the highway.

  In the yellow light, the four of us stared at the five crates lying an equal distance from each other on the ground. I’d never seen a prettier sight. There was a moment of silence, then my cell phone rang.

  “Damn.”

  “Who is it?”

  I didn’t recognize the number.

  “Well, answer it.” Em was staring at me.

  “Hello.”

  “Skip Moore?”

  “Yes.”

  “This is Mary Trueblood.”

  I let out a long sigh of relief.

  “What have you found out?” Lots of tension in her voice.

  “We’re just getting ready to open the first five crates.”

  “Five? Not ten?”

  “I’ll fill you in later.”

  Maria produced a pair of tin snips and started working on the first crate. Four corroded metal bands wrapped around the boxes and she cut each one. They were thin from the years of exposure and separated easily.

  “Mrs. T., we’re getting ready to open the first crate.”

  She was silent, probably praying. Forty-four million dollars in precious metal. I couldn’t fathom that kind of wealth.

  James and Em walked over and pulled on the lid. It wouldn’t budge.

  “Here, look.” Maria pointed to the edge of the lid. “It’s nailed shut.”

  “Whoever packed this wasn’t taking any chances.” I shrugged my shoulders. “Now what do we do?”

  “Take this wrecking bar,” she picked up a crowbar from the ground, “and pry it open.”

  “What else do you have in your bag of tricks?” James asked.

  “Hey, I’m here to help you guys.”

  “And you’re here for one hundred thousand dollars.”

  “That, too.”

  “It’ll be just a minute, Mrs. Trueblood. We’re working on getting the top off. Do you want me to call you back?”

  “No. I’m staying on the line.”

  I slipped the phone back into my pocket, still connected, and went over to help. James took the first shift and he wedged the bar into a thin crease between the top and the side boards.

  “This wood is solid.”

  “Almost like petrified?” asked Maria.

  “Yeah.”

  “Silicate,” she said.

  He pried and worked that bar. We heard a creak and knew that the wood was separating. Slowly.

  Occasionally we heard traffic from the road a couple hundred feet away. A rumbling truck, a car with a bad muffler, a motorcycle, a diesel engine bus. We were aware of them, but concentrating on the task at hand.

  “I wish I had more of those pry bars,” Maria said.

  I was working it, Mary Trueblood still connected in my pocket. I’d pry and hear the creak, and the top would be just a little looser.

  Half of the top was now almost free. Em took the bar and started working on the end of the box. For a slight girl, she’s strong. She put her weight to good advantage and worked her way around to the far side.

  “There’s got to be an easier way,” I said.

  “More wrecking bars,” said Maria, “but the Ace Hardware is closed.”

  “Let me take it again.” James took the metal bar from Em and started prying, going faster now that the wooden top was almost free.

  “Keep on prying, folks.”

  The sinister voice stopped us in our tracks.

  “And when you’re done, step back from the wooden box.”

  We all spun around, for the first time seeing the two scruffy guys in the dim light. The dark-haired one with the three-day growth on his face held a pistol, aimed right at Emily.

  “Markim and Weezle?” James had a frozen look on his face.

  “Keep prying that lid.”

  “Or is it Markim and Stiffle?” I asked.

  The other guy, a little chubby and with lighter hair stared at me. “Stiffle is Weezle’s brother. Was Weezle’s brother.”

  “Twins?” I knew it was no coincidence.

  “Keep prying.”

  James set the bar, and I watched him, his hands now shaking.

  “Adopted?” Em studied the duo.

  “Yeah. Different families. Different last names.” Weezle sneered at her, the gun never wavering. “My brother was an idiot. We sent him to find the translation for that letter the Trueblood lady gave us.”

  “Whoa. She gave you the letter.”

  “We couldn’t figure it out. Didn’t have the code. When you two showed up with her, we figured that she’d translated it.”

  “And that we had the translation?”

  “Keep prying.” Markim stepped a little closer, his gun pointing at James’s head.

  The wood creaked and James moved down a couple of inches.

  “And why did you kill him?” Em kept pressing.

  “We didn’t know you had the translation. But my dumbass brother went to your room instead of the lady’s room. By mistake. Your reservation was in her name. Then the idiot calls me on his cell and is going on about how this lady’s room has guy’s clothes and everything. I figured that he’s in the wrong room, and Markim and I were tired of covering his sorry ass.”

  “So you killed him? Pretty serious action for someone who gets the wrong room.”

  “I went up to straighten him out, and we got into a fight. He hit his head on the little dresser and,” he paused, “you got a brother?”

  I didn’t. James didn’t. We were like brothers, and there were times when I’d like to kill James. Still-

  “No.”

  “I don’t either. Not any more.” He smiled, a cold, calculated grin.

  “We kept bailing his ass out, over and over again,” said Markim.

  I did understand that.

  “Keep prying.”

  James worked the bar again. He glanced up at me, cocked his eyebrow and I knew what he was saying. Two of them and a gun. Four of us. If we get the gun, we win. What do you think, pard?

  Wiping sweat from his forehead, James looked once more at me and I nodded. These guys had taken a shot at Em and me, so I was certain they’d think nothing of shooting us now.

  “It’s almost off. You guys want to step up here and see what we’ve got?”

  Weezle took two more steps and took his eyes off James, staring at the box with its raised lid.

  James threw the crowbar as hard as he could, hitting Weezle across the face. Markim stopped, stunned, and I turned and hit him on the jaw. Deja vu. And all of us heard the explosion as a gun roared.

  CHAPTER FIFTY-NINE

  I stood there dazed, hearing the muffled voice.

  “Are you there? Are you alive? Are you there? Answer me.”

  It took several seconds to realize it was coming from my pocket. Pulling the phone out, I shouted into it. “I’m alive.”

  Taking a quick survey, I saw James standing by the box, Maria cowering behind the forklift, Weezle unconscious on the ground, and Markim kneeling, holding his shoulder where blood was seeping onto his shirt. And then there was Em, standing behind the wooden coffin, her right arm hanging by her side with the pistol in her hand.

  “Yeah. We’re all alive.”

  “What was that dreadful noise?”

  I took a deep breath. “Em shot Markim, and James took o
ut Weezle with a crowbar.”

  “Oh, my God. What have you gotten yourselves into?”

  I swallowed hard. “We’re about to find out, Mrs. T. I really think I need to call you back later.” With that, I clicked off the phone.

  Maria had duct tape. Rolls and rolls of gray duct tape.

  A forklift, a pry bar, duct tape? “What do you do with all this stuff you’ve got in your rental unit?” She seemed to have every tool imaginable.

  “I rent properties, Skip. You need a variety of things to manage properties. I probably should take a course in plumbing, so I would have all those tools and wouldn’t have to rely on phonies like you to fix my leaks.”

  She tossed a roll to me and one to James and we proceeded to wrap up the two PIs. We taped their arms to their sides, their legs together, then we repeated the process, over and over.

  “Maybe Markim will bleed to death?”

  “Nah. You shot him once before, Em. He’s a tough one.”

  Weezle’s face looked like he’d been in a heavyweight title bout. The crowbar had crunched his nose and split his lip, and there were purple bruises forming under both eyes.

  “Finish opening the crate.” Em turned her attention to the box. With all the excitement and the rush of adrenaline, we were at an emotional high. We had to get back to business.

  I took the crowbar, wiped it on the damp grass to remove any blood, and continued to pry, leveraging my weight, my strength, to pull up the last couple of nails. I then worked around the wooden lid, prying it free. We all gathered ’round as James lifted off the cover.

  “You know, we had that letter before you did,” Weezle said. We’d propped him up against the forklift and a little blood was still running from his lip. “That’s when we decided to find this treasure ourselves. Just the two of us. Without anyone interfering.” He sniffed. “Problem was, we never figured out the damned code. So we followed you guys. We figured if the lady was with you, she’d know where the treasure map was located.”

  And James and I had decided to follow them, just in case they knew more than we did. That didn’t seem to be the case.