Kill the Messenger

by Tami Hoag

  “We’re not on a date.”

  “You want something from me, and you bought me dinner in hopes of getting it,” she said. “How is that different from a date?”

  “There’s not going to be sex involved.”

  “Well, Jesus, reject me to my face, why don’t you?” she said, pretending outrage. “You’re brutal. At least most of the guys I date are too cowardly to be blunt. There’s something to be said for that.”

  Parker chuckled. “You’ve still got it, Andi. You know, I’d kind of forgotten that. During that whole mess with the preppie murder, you were the only person who made me laugh.”

  “I’m not quite sure how to take that.”

  “As a compliment.” He turned toward her on his stool, going serious. “You were decent to me on that. I don’t know that I ever said thank you.”

  She blushed a little, looked away, took a sip of her scotch, caught an errant drop from her upper lip with the tip of her tongue.

  “Telling the truth is my job,” she said. “I shouldn’t have to be patted on the back for doing what’s right.”

  “Well, still . . . You stood up when it wasn’t the popular thing to do. I appreciated that.”

  Kelly tried to shrug it off, even though Parker knew she had taken flak for it at the time.

  “I don’t see Caldrovics,” she said. “But that little pack in the fourth booth down is the one he might run with. The obnoxiously young and hungry,” she said with disgust. “I have jeans as old as they are.”

  “You’re not old,” Parker scoffed. “If you’re old, I’m old. I don’t accept that.”

  “Easy for you to say. A sexy guy is a sexy guy until he becomes incontinent and has to use an ear trumpet to hear. Look at Sean Connery. The guy has more hair coming out his ears than on his head, and women still fantasize about him. A girl hits forty-something in this town, and she’s culled from the herd.”

  “Are you fishing for compliments, Kelly?”

  She scowled. “No. I’m casting a fucking net. What are you? Stupid? Has training recruits had the same effect on you as a frontal lobotomy?”

  “You look great,” Parker said. “You haven’t aged a day. Your skin is luminous, and your ass looks fantastic in those pants. How’s that?”

  She pretended to pout. “You hit the key points, but you could score better on sincerity.”

  “I’m out of practice.”

  “That’s hard to believe.”

  “I’m telling you, I’m a quiet homebody now,” he said. “So tell me about Goran.”

  “There’s nothing much to tell.”

  “You married the guy.”

  “Seemed like a good idea at the time,” she said, looking down into her drink, waiting for Parker to drop it, but he was waiting her out, and she blinked first.

  “I thought he was the love of my life. Turned out I wasn’t the only one who thought that.” She shrugged and made a funny face that didn’t quite reach her eyes. “C’est la vie. Who needs it, right? I don’t see a ring on your finger.”

  “Nope. I’m still working on the joy of being me.”

  “There he is,” Kelly said, nodding across the room. “Caldrovics. He’s coming from the back. Must have been in the men’s room. Greasy hair, scruffy goatee, looks like a homeless person.”

  “Got him,” Parker said, sliding off the bar stool.

  “And for God’s sake,” Kelly said, “whatever you do, don’t mention my name.”

  He put some bills on the bar to cover the tab, then made his way across the room, through the yuppies in heat, past a couple of old bulldogs arguing about the president’s Middle East policies. None of Caldrovics’ pals noticed him approaching their booth. They were too caught up in themselves and in some tale Caldrovics was telling as he stood at the end of the booth with his back to Parker.

  Parker put a hand on the kid’s shoulder. “Mr. Caldrovics?”

  The expression was unpleasant surprise with a base of suspicion. He was maybe twenty-four, twenty-five. He still had acne. He was probably still having flashbacks of being sent to the principal’s office.

  “I’d like to have a word with you, please,” Parker said. He cupped his shield in his hand and flashed it discreetly to Caldrovics.

  Before the rest of the table could become interested, Parker moved away from it, his hand still resting firmly at the base of the kid’s neck.

  “What’s this about?” Caldrovics asked, dragging his feet.

  “Doing your civic duty,” Parker said. “You want to do your civic duty, don’t you?”

  “Well—”

  “I’m sorry, I don’t know your first name.”

  “Danny—”

  “Can I call you Danny?” Parker asked, walking him toward the back hall. “I’m Detective Parker, Kev Parker. LAPD Central Division, Homicide.”

  “Homicide?”

  “Yeah. When one person kills another person, that’s called homicide.”

  “I know what it means.”

  They went out the back exit to an alley where a couple of bar staffers were having cigarettes and looking bored.

  “Let’s take a walk, Danny,” Parker suggested.

  “This isn’t a very safe area.”

  “Oh, don’t worry. I’m carrying a loaded weapon,” Parker said, tightening the tenor of his voice a little more with each word. “Two, actually. Do you have a gun, Danny?”

  “Shit, no!”

  “Well, that’s all right. I’m sure you’ll never need one.”

  Caldrovics tried to put the brakes on. “Where are we going?”

  “Just over here,” Parker said, giving him a little shove as they passed a Dumpster, where they couldn’t be seen by the employees behind the bar. “I thought a little privacy would be a good thing. I don’t like people eavesdropping on conversations. You know, like reporters. They never get the facts right, do they, Danny?”

  He pulled his service weapon from his belt holster and kicked the side of the trash container. The sound reverberated like a gong. “Everybody out!”

  Caldrovics jumped back, wide-eyed. “Shit, man! What are you doing?”

  “Damn pipeheads,” Parker complained. “They’re always back in these alleys like rats in the garbage. They’ll slit your throat for a dime.”

  The security light behind the building had the astonishing white brightness of a full moon. Parker could see the kid’s every expression but the kid couldn’t see his. The brim of his hat cast a shadow over his face.

  “I need to ask you a couple of questions, Danny,” he began. “About that little bit you had in the paper this morning regarding the murder of Leonard Lowell, Esquire.”

  Caldrovics took a step back toward the Dumpster.

  “I’m the primary investigator on that case,” Parker said. “That means everything comes through me. Everyone who has anything to do with or to say about that case has to come to me.”

  “I don’t have—”

  “It’s protocol, Danny. I’m a stickler for protocol.”

  “That’s not what I’ve heard,” Caldrovics muttered.

  “Excuse me?” Parker said, taking an aggressive step forward. “What did you just say?”

  “Nothing.”

  “Are you trying to piss me off?”

  “No.”

  “Then you’re just stupid. Is that it?”

  Caldrovics backed up another step, but Parker closed the space between them by another foot. “You’re so stupid you’d stand here and disrespect me to my face?”

  “I don’t have to take shit from you, Parker,” Caldrovics said. “I did my job—”

  “You’re not impressing me here, Danny. You’ve really gotten off on the wrong foot.”

  “You can’t harass me like this,” Caldrovics said.

  “What are you going to do? Tell on me?” Parker laughed. “You think I give a shit what anybody thinks of me? You think anyone gives a shit about what you have to say with no corroborating witness?”

 
They were close enough to kiss. Caldrovics was nervous, but doing a good job of trying not to show it.

  “What have you got in your pockets, Danny?” he asked quietly. “You got a tape running?”

  “No.”

  Parker stuck a hand in the left pocket of the kid’s army surplus jacket, then in the right. He came out with a microcassette recorder.

  “It’s not smart to lie to me, Danny,” Parker said, clicking the thing off. “The fuse on my temper right now is the size of an eyelash. I’ve got a murder that smells like week-old oysters, and you’ve got information I need. And now you’re lying to me.”

  “I don’t know who killed the guy!”

  “No? You seem to know things the rest of us don’t. How is that? Maybe you killed him.”

  “You’re fucking crazy! Why would I kill him? I never met the guy in my life!”

  “For money, for a story, for him having pictures of you doing bad things with little boys—”

  “This is shit,” Caldrovics declared. He tried to sidestep Parker. Parker shoved him back against the Dumpster.

  “Hey!” Caldrovics snapped. “That’s assault!”

  “That’s resisting arrest.” Parker put both hands on him, turned him around, and slammed him face-first against the steel container. “Danny Caldrovics, you’re under arrest.”

  “For what?” Caldrovics demanded as Parker pulled one arm and then the other behind him and slapped on cuffs.

  “I’ll think of something in the car.”

  “I’m not getting in a car with you, Parker.”

  Parker jerked him away from the Dumpster. “What’s the matter, Danny? I’m a police officer. Didn’t your mother tell you that the policeman is your friend?”

  “What the hell is going on back here?” Andi Kelly rushed around the side of the Dumpster and skidded to a halt at the sight of Caldrovics in cuffs and Parker pushing him toward the alley.

  “Kelly?” Caldrovics looked at her, astonished.

  “I saw you go out the back way with him,” she said. “It didn’t look right.”

  “Butt out, Kelly,” Parker snapped. “What the hell are you doing out here? Looking for a headline?”

  “What are you doing, Parker? What’s this about?”

  “Your little pal here is under arrest. He’s withholding information on a felony murder. That makes him an accessory after the fact, if not before.”

  Caldrovics twisted around toward him. “I told you: I didn’t have anything to do with any murder!”

  “And I’m supposed to believe you? You’re a proven liar, Caldrovics, and I know for a fact you’re withholding information.”

  “You never heard of the Constitution, Parker?” Kelly said sarcastically. “The First Amendment?”

  “You people make me sick,” Parker said. “You put the First Amendment on like a fashion accessory. You don’t give a shit what happens to anyone as long as you get what you want. In fact, the worse the better. An unsolved murder makes more headlines than a closed case.”

  “You’ll never make those charges stick,” Kelly said.

  “Maybe not, but maybe Danny here will think twice about cooperating after he’s spent a night in a cell with a bunch of crackheads and dope dealers.”

  Caldrovics sneered at him. “You can’t do that—”

  “I can and I will, you little weasel.” Parker started pushing him toward the alley again.

  Caldrovics looked at Kelly. “Jesus Christ, go call someone!”

  Kelly’s wide eyes darted back and forth from Caldrovics to Parker and back. “Wait. Wait. Wait,” she said, holding up her hands to forestall them leaving.

  “I don’t have time for this, Kelly,” Parker barked. “We’re talking about a murderer who isn’t finished killing people. He attacked the victim’s daughter today, thanks to your asshole buddy here, who obligingly put her name in the newspaper this morning!”

  Caldrovics started to defend himself again. “He could have known her any—”

  Parker yanked on the handcuffs. “Shut up, Danny! I don’t want to hear one more excuse come out of your mouth. You did what you did. Be a man and own it.”

  “What do you need to know from him, Parker?” Kelly asked.

  “Where did he get his information? Who told him the daughter found the body?”

  Kelly turned to Caldrovics. “You didn’t get it from him? If he’s the lead on the case, why didn’t you get it from him?”

  “I don’t have to explain myself to you, Kelly.”

  Kelly stomped up to him and kicked him in the shin. “Are you stupid? I’m standing here trying to save your sorry, raggedy ass, and you’re giving me lip?”

  “He’s a fucking moron,” Parker declared.

  “I guess.” She shook her head and turned to walk away. “Do whatever you want with him, Parker. He’s too stupid to live. And I was never here.”

  “Kelly! Jesus! For God’s sake!” Caldrovics called after her.

  She turned around and spread her hands. “You have information on a murder, Caldrovics. All he wants to know is who gave it to you. If you’re so fucking stupid you didn’t go through channels on a routine murder . . . You’re going to last about three minutes working the crime beat. Why didn’t you talk to Parker at the scene? He would have given you details. Why didn’t you just ask him?”

  Caldrovics didn’t answer right away. Weighing his options, Parker thought. Searching for the lesser of evils.

  Finally, he sighed heavily and said, “I didn’t go to the scene, all right? I caught it on the scanner. Fuck, it was raining, man. Why should I go out in the rain and stand around just to have somebody tell me the guy on the floor with his head smashed open is dead?”

  “And how did you know his head was smashed open?” Parker asked. “That wasn’t on the scanner. And why did you say the daughter found the body?”

  Caldrovics looked away.

  “Did you just make that up, Danny? Is that what you like to do? Write fiction? You’re just pulling this newspaper gig until you can sell the big screenplay? It was a slow night, so you decided to embellish just for fun?”

  “Why would I do that?”

  “Because you can.”

  “You didn’t go to the scene?” Kelly said, astounded. “What’s that about? That’s your job—you go to the scene, report on what happened. What’s next? You wait to write a story until you see it on television?”

  Caldrovics sulked. “I talked to a cop. What’s the big deal?”

  “It’s a big deal,” Parker said, “because you didn’t talk to me. It’s a big deal because, as far as I know, you didn’t talk to anybody I know who was at the scene. It’s a big deal because you put a piece of information in there that’s news to me, and I want to know where it came from. What cop?”

  Again with the big internal debate. Parker hadn’t wanted to smack anybody in the head this badly in a long, long time. “He’s with Robbery-Homicide. Why wouldn’t I believe what he told me?”

  Parker felt like he’d been struck hard over the top of his head. An enormous pressure ballooned behind his eyes and in his neck. “Kyle. That son of a bitch.”

  “Kyle who?” Caldrovics asked. “The guy I talked to is Davis.”

  “Who’s Davis?” Parker asked. He turned to Kelly, who spent most of her time on high-profile cases, and probably knew the personnel at Parker Center much better than he did.

  Kelly shrugged. “I don’t know any Davis.”

  Parker looked at Caldrovics. “How do you know this guy?”

  “From around. I met him at a bar down the street maybe a week ago. Can you take these cuffs off? I can’t feel my hands.”

  “He showed you ID?” Parker asked, unlocking the cuffs.

  “Yeah. I asked him what’s it like on the big team. He told me about a couple of cases he’d worked in the past.”

  “You have a phone number for him?”

  “Not on me.”

  Parker’s cell phone rang. He checked the caller I
D. Ruiz.

  “Ruiz, I’ve told you a hundred times: No, I won’t sleep with you.”

  She didn’t laugh because she didn’t have a sense of humor, he thought. But she didn’t react at all, and instantly Parker felt a sense of dread prickle his skin.

  “I just got called,” she said. “I’m up, you know.”

  “I’ll meet you at the scene. What’s the address?”

  “Speed Couriers.”

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  Goddammit,” Parker said on a long sigh. He felt the strength and energy drain from him with his breath. “Goddammit,” he whispered.

  A spotlight from Chewalski’s radio car illuminated the scene in harsh white light, like the stage of some avant-garde performance artist.

  Eta Fitzgerald lay in a heap on the wet, cracked pavement behind the Speed office. Or rather, her body lay there. There was no sense of the big personality Parker had met that morning. The force she had been was gone. What he was staring at now was just a shell, a carcass. Parker squatted down beside the body. Her throat had been slashed from ear to ear.

  “That’s a whole lotta woman,” Jimmy Chew said.

  “Don’t,” Parker said quietly. “Don’t. Not this time.”

  “You know her, Kev?”

  “Yeah, Jimmy, I knew her.”

  Which was a problem now. One of the first things he drilled into his trainees was not to attach emotionally to victims. Therein lay the road to madness. They couldn’t make every case personal. It was too hard, too destructive. Easier said than done when you’d met the victim before the crime.

  “Geez, I’m sorry,” Chew said. “She a friend?”

  “No,” Parker said. “But she could have been, in another time, another place.”

  “She’s got no ID on her. No pocketbook. I’m sure her cash is running all over town by now, buying rock cocaine and fifty-buck blowjobs. We found keys on the ground near the body. They fit the minivan. The van is registered to Evangeline Fitzgerald.”

  “Eta,” Parker said. “She called herself Eta. She was the dispatcher here. Ruiz and I spoke with her this morning.”

  “That bike messenger, the one from last night, he worked here?”