Little Odessa

by Joseph Koenig

  Little Odessa

  Joseph Koenig

  A MysteriousPress.com

  Open Road Integrated Media

  Ebook

  Contents

  Chapter 1

  Chapter 2

  Chapter 3

  Chapter 4

  Chapter 5

  Chapter 6

  Chapter 7

  Chapter 8

  Chapter 9

  Chapter 10

  Chapter 11

  Chapter 12

  Chapter 13

  Chapter 14

  Chapter 15

  Chapter 16

  Chapter 17

  For Barry Mennen

  1

  ON A NIGHT HER feet ached so bad that it was an effort to grind her hips, a sailor at a ringside table began hooting at Kate Piro. “Knockers like those you don’t trip over, doll,” he hollered. “Pick up your dogs.”

  Three expense-account types guzzling watered margaritas traded catcalls with a party of bulldykes in a private booth. Kate edged close to the bank of speakers, taking shelter behind a wall of sound.

  “What do they expect, these jerks?” she asked the organ player in the three-piece house band. “A donkey show?”

  The organist was an aging hippie with shoulder-length salt-and-pepper hair, a saddle nose from a bad coke habit. “Hee-haw,” he said.

  Kate danced away from the speakers and the booing grew louder. Going blindly through the motions she felt her body bathed in warmth, sensed a rosy current wash down her bare breasts almost to the gold chain around her hips that was the bulk of her costume. Some frat rats applauded the show of color like it was part of the act. Kate’s feet quit hurting and she tossed her shaggy, jet black fall. Her rouged nipples became erect and the frat rats cheered some more. The sailor pounded his hands together, tipping over an eight-dollar bottle of Bud.

  Kate spun across the stage showing off her tight little ass. The perfect ass—she wanted that in quotes on the marquee. This week, for five shows a night, she was M. Anita Supreme. Matinees, under the curly platinum wig, she was Hellen Bedd. Of all the ways of trading off your looks, this had to be the worst—if you didn’t object to hooking, which she did.

  Giving herself to the follow spot’s clinical glare, she high-stepped onto a narrow runway extending the length of the room. She broke a light sweat and her taut body glistened blue, then amber, then cherry red under the revolving gels. The heavy musk of masculine perspiration wafted back from the crowd, propelled by ceiling fans. The runway was her home turf, the end zone. Soon she’d have them eating out of her hand.

  Kate gave them her high kick and gave it again, keeping half a beat ahead of the music. Ray Charles now, the organist switching to electric piano. With her eyes shut it wasn’t half so bad, almost like a smoky hotel disco, a disco with a serious draft. She kicked high once more and came down off-balance. A stiletto heel snapped and the cold floor drove splinters into her hip. The music crashed, too, and the boos started again. Someone in a Burberry topcoat came careening up the aisle, elbowing the hostesses in outfits as elaborate as hers.

  Kate squinted into the darkness, kneading her bruised side. Weaving drunkenly beyond the footlights was a short black man whose cheeks were a labyrinth of thick scars. Horrible, like banded snakes slithering beneath his leathery skin. He leaned against the runway showing tobacco-stained teeth and yelled something she didn’t catch, made his meaning clear by thumbing his nose. Kate rubbed her hip and pretended not to notice. The drunk had his say and lurched back into the tables flicking a cigarette at the runway.

  The glowing butt arced over the boards and landed between Kate’s breasts. Before the pain registered, she swept it away with the back of her hand. A cinder burned the blushing flesh and she wet her fingertips with saliva and pressed them to the hurt. Then a curtain of red dropped before her eyes and she scrambled to her feet, hobbled down the long runway through a gauntlet of expectant cheers and clutching palms.

  The drunk crashed toward the exit, tangling himself in a velvet rope hung from brass stanchions and a bouncer in a powder blue tuxedo. The bouncer, a journeyman light heavyweight known as Young Washington, applied a left-handed grip to his throat wondering where to hit him first. He was leaning toward a rabbit punch when Kate jumped off the runway and kneed the drunk in the small of the back.

  The drunk didn’t seem to mind. Kate balled her hands into delicate fists and hammered the thick cords in his neck. The drunk butted Young Washington and broke free, turned around to exhale a beery laugh in Kate’s face. Then Young Washington jumped on his back and Kate stepped out of her good shoe and bashed the short man over the ear with the pointed heel. She hammered him three times more before his head opened and blood ran down the sleeve of the bouncer’s blue tux.

  Young Washington, also a bleeder, had an aversion to gore. He kicked open the door and threw the drunk into yellow snow, and the wind-whipped chill chased Kate back onstage. She kicked off the other shoe and finished her number barefoot to a standing ovation.

  The drunk, as it turned out, was a thirty-seven-year-old Nigerian by the name of Princephilip M’Lule, a second secretary with Lagos’s United Nations mission. In a year in New York he had collected $565 in unpaid parking tickets and a record for shoplifting at four East Side department stores—forgiven in the best tradition of diplomatic immunity. A cabbie pulled him out of the snow and brought him to Lenox Hill Hospital for a sewing session with an intern. When he was feeling more himself, he asked for the secretary general. Told that it was two A.M., he demanded to see the mayor. He settled for the desk officer at the Sixteenth Precinct house on West Forty-eighth Street, where he came to press assault charges against M. Anita Supreme.

  The deskman, who had had his fill of UN delegates, was something of a diplomat himself and did not mention the price tag dangling from the sleeve of the new topcoat. He said knowledgeably, “You want her name and number, call the club and ask. Probably quote y’a price, too.”

  Princephilip M’Lule, addled by too much drink and a slight concussion, responded in Yoruban. “The young woman with the firm breasts must be punished under our laws. At our convenience we will seek extradition.”

  The deskman made no sense of it. “Like I say,” he tried again, “you want in her pants, call.” He paused to sip coffee from a chipped earthenware mug. “You’re serious about bringing charges, I’d advise strongly against it. Be a long time before this comes to court. You’ll be dictator back home and the publicity’ll become a heavy embarrassment for you. Whyn’t we just leave it where it lays?”

  Princephilip M’Lule pounded his fist on the side of the desk and asked to see the commissioner.

  “Okay, okay,” the deskman said, steadying his coffee with the flat of his hand. “Have it your way.” To a bearded man in a Hasid’s caftan waiting for an elevator he said, “Infante, tell your buddy Bucyk to haul his ass down here. When he says he’s too busy, tell him he gotta go to the Starlight Lounge to pull in one of the bottomless girls. Then stand back, Infante, you don’t enjoy being trampled to death.”

  Detective Stanley Bucyk came down the stairs two and three at a time, massaging a compact holster into place beneath his left arm. He braked at the high desk and muscled the short black man out of the way. “You’re kidding,” he said to the desk officer. “About the Starlight, I mean.”

  The deskman shrugged. “Ask him,” he said, nodding in the direction of Princephilip M’Lule. “And enunciate, Stanley. The gent’s from Nigeria. I don’t know that he understands a lot of English.”

  Stan Bucyk, standing five feet, eight and three-quarters inches tall in his low-heeled Foot Savers, was forced to bend his head when addressing Princephilip M’Lule. The Nigerian, in his $250 alligators, was five-two, two and a ha
lf, and about as wide around. Definitely not NBA material like that other Nigerian, what’s-his-name down in Houston. “What happened to you, bro?” Bucyk asked.

  Princephilip M’Lule put a hand to his bandaged head. In passable English he said, “I was assaulted by a crazy woman.”

  “Not your noggin,” Bucyk said. “Your face. It looks like you were branded or something.”

  Princephilip M’Lule’s narrow eyes came together over his blunt nose.

  “He’s with the UN,” the deskman explained.

  “Why didn’t you say so in the first place?” Bucyk asked sourly. He went toward the elevator. “Handle this one yourself.”

  The deskman said, “Naked ladies give me a tummy ache when I can’t have ’em. It’s your case, Starlight peeler and all.”

  “What peeler?” Bucyk asked. “Those girls come onstage, they’re already peeled like bananas.”

  “Then all you gotta do,” the deskman said, “is cream.”

  Bucyk retreated to a corner where the glare from the overhead fixture was weakest and leaned against a Pepsi machine. He motioned for the Nigerian to follow and draped an arm around his shoulder. “What’s your name?” he asked.

  “Princephilip M’Lule,” the short man answered.

  “I’m Bucyk,” he said. “Listen, Phil … can I call you Phil? … you’re making what we call a tempest out of a teapot here. I see where your feelings are hurt, maybe worse than your head. But you wanna be accepted by the movers and shakers in this town, you can’t go around doing a federal case out of every little thing. What do we say we go home and get a good night’s sleep and forget all about it? Few days, the bandages’ll come off and it’ll be like nothing ever happened, right?”

  Princephilip M’Lule smiled at Bucyk showing a mouthful of yellow teeth. “If you don’t run her in inside of thirty minutes, asshole,” he said, quoting from the Clint Eastwood doubleheader he’d caught at a Chelsea second-run house, “I’ll have your ass in a sling by morning.”

  “You bet,” Bucyk said, and asked nicely to see some ID.

  Bucyk went upstairs for the Taiwanese London Fog knockoff with the zip-in lining that he’d picked up for a song on Orchard Street. Outside, a six-year-old Reliant from the first batch of compacts the department had put on the road was waiting where he’d left it on the sidewalk. Some asshole, some real asshole, had parked in the gutter, pinning him there. He steered cautiously along the curb, honking the occasional pedestrian out of the way. Where the line of unmarked cars broke for a hydrant he squeezed into traffic.

  He went across Forty-eighth Street to Broadway and down to Times Square, parked beside another hydrant and climbed a gap in the mound of garbage bags barricading the sidewalk. The Starlight Lounge shared a former legit theater with a fag strip show—BOYLESQUE, the sign offered—and a rap center-whorehouse. Bucyk craned his neck at an athletic Miss California with blond hair down past her hips, about forty-eight teeth. Underneath the marquee, behind smudged glass, were hand-colored photos of an Oriental girl, Misty Chin, coming next week. A plexiglass sign with movable type and no pictures promised M. Anita Supreme every two hours.

  A well-built black man nursing a split lip let him inside, did not look happy to see him. “You doin’ here?” he asked. “Ain’t even the tenth of the month yet.”

  Bucyk ignored the question. He was eyeing the stains on the sleeves of the bouncer’s blue tux. “Main event?” he asked, taking the gummy cloth in his fingers.

  “TKO in the second,” Young Washington bragged.

  “Which side of the decision were you on?”

  “Undefeated and still champeen.”

  “Yeah.” Bucyk let the sleeve drop. He bulled his way toward the stage where a malnourished redhead with needle tracks on both arms was doing a carpet act for empty seats. “That Anita Supreme?”

  “M. Anita,” Young Washington corrected him. “Man-eater, get it?”

  “Now I do.”

  “Now too late. She done for the night.”

  “Where’s home?”

  “Don’t know. You want to talk to her, you don’t have to either. Find her backstage.”

  “In her dressing room?” Bucyk asked, brightening.

  “Call it that.”

  The bouncer marched Bucyk around the perimeter of the room, prodding a GI nodding in his beer. They went onstage sidestepping the supine redhead to a PRIVATE sign stenciled over a filigree of felt-tip graffiti. Young Washington opened the door with his shoulder. “This way,” he said, ducking inside a low corridor lit by red exit lights at both ends. “You grinnin’ for?” he asked without turning around.

  “Am I?” Bucyk asked, trying on what he hoped was a more serious expression.

  “You know better’n me,” Young Washington said and tossed a folding chair out of the way.

  Bucyk unbuttoned his coat against the wet heat spitting from steam pipes sagging along the ceiling. “Warm in here.”

  “That the way the girls like it.”

  They squeezed past a bed done up in tigerskin chintz leaning on its side against the wall. They came to a door guarded by a faded gold star. Greasy handprints made a brass bull’s-eye of the knob. Bucyk put a hand on it and Young Washington brushed it out of the way, pointing to the star. The bouncer knocked twice and then twice more.

  “Who is it?” came a voice from inside.

  “A fella to see you,” Young Washington said.

  “Tell him to get lost. With my love.”

  “Not this one,” Young Washington said.

  “Why not?”

  “He a police fella.”

  “Don’t these guys read a paper? Don’t they know the Supreme Court says T and A’s family fun?”

  “Have to ask him yourself,” Young Washington said. “He look mean.”

  “Didn’t like the show, huh? Tell him half a sec.”

  They heard water gurgling from a basin, the clatter of hangers sliding along a pipe. Young Washington edged around Bucyk, careful not to bump shoulders. “You on your own now,” he said.

  “Thanks.”

  “You grinnin’ again, man.”

  Bucyk made no attempt to hide it. “I know.”

  With little enthusiasm Kate called out, “You can come in now.”

  Bucyk took hold of the knob and twisted it, spun it 360 degrees before he pushed open the door. The room was hot, hotter even than the corridor, and small; he’d seen caskets that looked larger. The woman slouched before a cluttered makeup table was also small, and young—about twenty, he guessed—and better-looking than anyone in a rattrap like this had a right to be. In the sympathetic glow of the cosmetics mirror he saw a peaches-and-cream cameo with taffy hair in a stylish chop, dangling silver earrings. She wore a lapis lazuli choker, half a dozen bracelets on each arm, two rings minimum to a finger, more jewelry than he thought was decent. More clothing, too. Much more. The perfect ass was covered in designer jeans, and an NYU sweatshirt showed the buoyant outline of a rarer perfection. She opened a large leather bag and swept the tabletop clean. She located Bucyk in the mirror and asked, “What can I do you for?”

  An honest response Bucyk couldn’t give without jeopardizing his rank and the pension it would bring in eight years, five months and fourteen days. “I’d like a word with you,” he said.

  “Just the one? If it’s clean, that’ll be a first.”

  Bucyk heeled the door shut. He stood awkwardly behind her and then tested his weight on a sprung easy chair, jumped up quickly holding a paperback book.

  “I was looking for that,” she said, reaching over her shoulder.

  Bucyk, grown nearsighted in his middle thirties, held the book at arm’s length. “Winesburg, Ohio, by Sherwood Anderson,” he read. “Heavy going.”

  “The cover’s just for show. It’s a Harold Robbins, The Betsy.”

  “Yeah?”

  She snatched the book away and dropped it in the bag with the rest of her things. “Not really,” she said.

  “I’m Bucyk.
”

  “And I’m sick and tired of waking my lawyer in the middle of the night every time the NYPD makes like Pearl Harbor on Times Square.”

  “I look like a Jap?” Bucyk asked.

  “My mistake. You’re the dance critic from the Times.”

  “Wrong again.”

  “An admirer? I don’t see any flowers.”

  “Strike three,” Bucyk said. “I’m a fight fan … and I hear you’ve been duking some of yours.”

  Kate swiveled around in the rickety, straight-backed chair. “A fat guy tell you that? Little black guy with, like, these awful tattoos all over his face?”

  “Could’ve been his brother.”

  “Did he tell you the rest of it? How he tried to barbecue me?”

  “All he gave out was you’d assaulted him. He wants to press charges. I’m here to take you in.”

  “On that tight little squirt’s word?”

  “The squirt’s an accredited member of the Nigerian mission to the UN. We checked.”

  “Oh shit,” Kate said.

  “My sentiments,” Bucyk told her. “But if you can prove he tried to hurt you, I’ll have you home in bed … back home before morning. So what do we say you grab your hat and go?”

  “I never wear a hat.”

  She found tinted lenses with large Fiorucci frames in the bag. She was, Bucyk decided, the first woman he’d seen who looked just as good in glasses. Better actually, more private, which made her sexuality less calculated, a lot more devastating. What was a girl like her doing in a dive like this?

  Kate pushed back from the table and Bucyk helped her into a heavy shearling coat hanging from a pipe. She tugged at a thin chain and darkness flooded the room. In the ruddy aura of the corridor she met Bucyk’s stare. “Trying to make an honest living,” she said.

  She led him out a side door into an alley in sight of the car. He scampered between the garbage bags and started the engine while she went along the street for easier footing in the snow. Bucyk met her at the corner and she came off the curb on her toes as if she were expecting him to run out and hold the door. He managed not to. He leaned across the seat and lifted the button and she slid beside him and dropped the bag between her feet, dug out Winesburg, Ohio.