The Next Right Thing (Harlequin Superromance)

by Collins, Colleen

  “Ya know,” Val said, giving Cammie an appraising look, “with your long curly black hair and endless legs, you’d be an excellent Cher.”

  “Isn’t she sixtysomething?”

  “Girl, Cher could make eighty look hubba hubba. But I meant a younger, hotter Cher. You could lip ‘If I Could Turn Back Time.’”

  “Oh, yeah,” Cammie murmured, “that’d be my song of choice.”

  Not.

  Truth was, if Cammie could turn back time, she would probably do all her dumb mistakes again. She was a risk taker, had never believed in tiptoeing into a situation if rushing in headfirst meant finding the clue, nailing the case.

  But the problem with being the type of person to go full throttle and take chances was that sometimes she stepped into questionable legal areas.

  Like that GPS debacle last month.

  Oh, she’d had excellent reasons for doing it, all of them licit or at least with compelling legal potential. First, her client, Rebel’s wife, had been worried about the welfare of their kids because she feared—and it turned out to be true—Rebel’s paramour had a sideline business dealing drugs. Second, Rebel’s wife was listed on the registration for the pickup, so technically Cammie had bugged it with the owner’s permission.

  The judge didn’t buy either reason.

  Regarding the girlfriend’s side business, the judge claimed people distributing illegal substances fell under the jurisdiction of the police, not an overzealous licensed private investigator. And as to planting the GPS device, the judge ruled it wasn’t enough that Cammie’s client had her name on the registration because it was clear to the judge that the philandering husband had full-time possession and use of the truck.

  He charged Cammie with wiretapping, which carried up to four years in the tank.

  Fortunately, an attorney—a pal of her uncle Frankie’s—stepped in and pleaded down the felony wiretapping charge to a misdemeanor trespass with a fine. Despite living in Vegas for only seven years, Uncle Frankie was well connected. To know him was to love him. Lucky for her. Instead of going to jail, the state regulatory agency suspended her P.I. license with the stipulation that after she fulfilled seventy-five hours’ community service, paid a thousand-dollar donation to an inner-city youth scholarship fund and paid the P.I. licensure board for its prosecution costs, she could apply to have her license reinstated. Yeah, real lucky.

  Unfortunately, with an economy as robust as a taco shell, finding a new job was next to impossible. Hearing Cammie’s dilemma, Frankie’s fiancée, Delilah, who owned the gift shop at the Shamrock Palace and got along well with the owner, helped Cammie obtain a dealer’s license and interview. Because the Elvis and Marilyn performer-dealers were threatening to walk if they didn’t get more stage time, the owner was downright gleeful that Cammie had no desire to be a lip-sync diva.

  Although, she still had to wear a costume at work—corset, fishnet stockings and high heels. At least, Cammie kept reminding herself, this corset gig was short-term. Five or six months, tops.

  The double glass entrance doors to the casino blew open and warm desert winds rushed inside. A drink toppled off a table. Several women giddily shrieked, holding up their hands as though that could ward off the gusty breezes. Jeffrey raised his arms to his sides, letting the currents blow his unbuttoned white shirt off his chest, never missing a lip-syncing beat, the ends of his black wig lifting with the gale. A classic wind-machine Michael Jackson moment.

  “Jeffrey’s killin’ it,” said Val, holding on to her sailor cap.

  Several beefy security guards managed to shove the doors closed. The Shamrock Palace returned to its mix of jangling slot machines, buzzing conversations and “Billie Jean.”

  “Wonder why he switched the glove,” Cammie mused. Normally, Jeffrey wore a white glove with gold sequins. Today it was white with tiny golden stars.

  Val squinted, then smiled in surprise. “Dang, Snooper, you have superhero vision. Which is no doubt why you’re such a talented private eye. Speaking of which, that lawyer you used to sleuth for still callin’?”

  “Seems to have stopped.” Cammie’s heart shrank a little. It hadn’t been easy ignoring those calls. Of course, hadn’t helped that she kept listening to his messages, which were friendly but devoid of any real content. “Hi, Cammie, how’re you doing? Hey, give me a call.” “Hey, Cammie, Marc again. Would really appreciate you returning this call, thanks.” She wasn’t sure what hurt more: what had happened that caused her to leave, or the fact that her departure meant nothing to him.

  “Did I step in it?” asked Val.

  Even through all that black eyeliner and mascara, Cammie caught the concern in her eyes. “I got that look on my face again?”

  “Uh-huh.”

  “I’m not the glum type.”

  “Check it out,” Val said, retrieving a hand mirror from her pocket and handing it to Cammie, “and tell me what you call it.”

  Cammie looked at her reflection. Glum all right. It’d been a year—technically a year and a month—since she’d left Denver, but damn if her heart still ached as though it were yesterday.

  “Why does he still get to me?” she murmured.

  “Some boys we never get over. I call ʼem the Undo’s—you know, after that Carrie Underwood song. But look on the bright side, Snooper. There’s boys out there in that big bad world who’ve never gotten over us, too.”

  Cammie handed back the mirror, thinking of Joey Kozmarski, who’d nursed a roaring crush on her from sixth grade through high school. She only knew because he wrote her notes about it all the time, otherwise she would have been clueless.

  It had been like that with Marc. Except she’d had the roaring crush, he’d been clueless. But at least she’d kept her mouth shut about her feelings. Had never breathed a word of it to anyone, except Val. And then only after she’d put hundreds of miles and many days between her and Denver.

  Val put her arm around Cammie’s shoulders, gave her a squeeze. “Girl, you and me, we’re survivors. We might get slabbed and jabbed, but we still got our health, our spectacularly good looks, our fantabulous jobs at the Cave—” She arched a shapely eyebrow while scrutinizing the flocked gold ceiling, circle of gambling tables and dealers who looked like Night of the Living Celebs. “Okay, kidding about the job part, but I’m jumbo serious when I tell you that we got the most important thing in life. Family.”

  At eighteen, Val had lost everything in Hurricane Katrina. Had gotten slabbed, a reference to the cement slab foundations left after people lost their homes and everything in them. Worse, she’d lost her beloved grandmother—Nanny—who’d raised her. After relocating to Houston, then to Phoenix, Val learned her second cousin’s family had reunited and were living in Vegas, so she moved here.

  Cammie’s story wasn’t as tough luck, fortunately, but she knew how it felt to lose the one person who made up your home. And, like Val, she’d relocated to Las Vegas to be with the only family she had left.

  “Even poor Trazy don’t have family,” Val added.

  Trazy was the stray cat that had been hanging around behind the casino this past week. They’d started giving it scraps of food on their breaks.

  “Anyways, I had a brainstorm last night,” Val continued. “When you open up your detective agency, how about me being your apprentice? We could be like those Charlie’s Angels.”

  “I’d rather be Cher.”

  “C’mon, Snooper, those gals were tight.”

  “They were fluff and a guy ordered them around.”

  “Okay then, let’s be the girl equivalent of Sherlock and Watson.”

  The small crowd around the stage a-Go-Go erupted into applause as the strains of “Billie Jean” faded. After one last Michael Jackson crotch-grab, which triggered a chorus of squeals, Jeffrey stepped off the stage, waving to his middle-aged groupies.


  “First things first,” Cammie said in response to Val’s proposal. “I need to get relicensed then we’ll talk apprenticeship—”

  “Ladies, cut th’chat,” growled a male voice, “an’ get back t’yur tables.” R.J., the chain-smoking, coffee-guzzling, fiftysomething pit boss, made the word crusty look soft. His peculiar dialect of slamming words together increased whenever he was stressed or upset, which Cammie had learned was most of the time.

  “Yes, sir,” Val murmured, adjusting her sailor cap.

  Angry voices from another table drew R.J.’s attention. Muttering a curse, he stubbed out his cigarette in one of the green glass ashtrays dotting the tables and left.

  When he was out of earshot, Val murmured, “R.J. could do a kick-ass Keith Richards.”

  “With that bad black dye job, he’d be a shoo-in, but can he sync?”

  Val laughed. “You’re okay, girl. Sometimes I worry you’re getting too serious, then you mix it up with some humor.” Val started heading to her table. “Know how I’m always callin’ you Snooper?”

  “Yes.”

  “You, my friend,” Val said over her shoulder, “can start callin’ me Watson.”

  * * *

  “YOU’RE CHECKING YOUR cell again.” Emily took a sip of her strawberry-fields shake, one of the pesticide-free, gluten-free, low-fat-content concoctions at Free Cream, an organic ice cream parlor in Denver. After swallowing, she continued, “You need to let it go. Be easy. Dependency makes people slaves.”

  Marc met his fifteen-year-old daughter’s gaze. “More Tolstoy?”

  “No. Fritz Perls said that.”

  “Was he a spiritual anarchist, too?”

  She barely suppressed a sigh. “Famous therapist, hello? Worked at Esalen, where a lot of really together people, like Joan Baez and Ray Bradbury, hung out.”

  “Wow, you know who they are?”

  Emily gave him a look he’d grown familiar with since she’d arrived from Maryland two days ago. Part know-it-all, part curious, a lot confused.

  He related to all three.

  It wasn’t easy for either of them picking up the threads of a father-daughter relationship months later. Last time he’d seen her, she’d still been his little girl, hanging on his every word. In her place was this opinioned quasi woman who had made it clear from the get-go she wished she were spending her spring break with her cool pals rather than her bourgeois-attorney dad.

  Nothing like being a part-time dad.

  But he had to rise above it, try to be a good parent, even if it sometimes felt as though he were fighting a losing battle. “Sorry about that you-know-who-they-are crack.”

  She shrugged. “I was surprised you knew about Miz D and the Political Refugees.”

  “I checked out the playlist on your iPod.”

  “You checked out my iPod?”

  He nodded.

  “Like, you powered it on, searched the tunes?”

  “Sure. I was curious what you listened to.”

  “What about my expectation of privacy?”

  “You left it on the kitchen table, honey.”

  “Fourth Amendment protects electronic devices. From fathers.”

  “Not if they are left on the kitchen table, dear. You left it there for the world.” When she started to speak, he made a let-me-finish gesture. “Although, come to think of it, technically I’m not just any third party because I bought that electronic device for your last birthday.” When she turned fifteen going on thirty-four. “Therefore, I’m the registered owner.”

  “Oh.” She blinked her blue eyes, probably the only feature they had in common. Her strawberry-blond hair and pixie face were definitely her mother’s. “But considering possession is nine-tenths of the law...”

  He couldn’t hold back a smile. “For a person who thinks lawyers epitomize decadent capitalism, you sure sound like one in the making.”

  They stared at each other for a long, drawn-out moment. In the background, a flute solo played airily over the speakers. The tropical-print wallpaper and hanging plants made this place seem more like a rain forest than an ice cream parlor, which he supposed was part of the intention.

  But what did he know? He still bought food from the supermarket he’d shopped at for years, enjoyed an occasional cigar, still read books made from trees. He thought he was doing the proper green thing by recycling glass and paper, but Emily had started a compost pile in the backyard within hours of her arrival.

  “I probably sound like a lawyer because I’ve been raised by two of ʼem,” Emily muttered. “Although Granddad was a pretty cool lawyer.” She was thoughtful for a moment. “We used to eat licorice while he taught me to play chess. Well, he tried to teach me—it wasn’t really my thing. But we had some great talks while we played.” She blinked a few times. “I miss him.”

  “I miss him, too, honey.”

  She straightened, cleared her throat. “Mommy says after she gets married, she won’t have to work anymore.”

  “She’s thinking of marrying again? Isn’t three times enough?”

  Emily pursed her lips, obviously not wanting to get involved in discussions about her mother. Hell, he didn’t want to discuss his ex, either, hadn’t wanted to since their divorce nine years ago. But getting remarried and divorced two more times? He didn’t like that Emily had been dragged through all that. After Bethann, his first and only wife, went through her last messy divorce, he’d filed a motion to be Emily’s custodial parent, but the ensuing court hearing had turned into a freak show rampant with ugly accusations and character attacks. Emily, who had just turned thirteen, started losing weight, had difficulty sleeping and her grades dropped. Seeing how his and Bethann’s battling was negatively affecting their daughter, he’d halted the proceedings, swearing he’d never put Emily through that again.

  Which meant he’d bite his tongue about Bethann taking on husband number four. Poor sucker. He was about to lose most of his net worth in a very short time.

  “Let’s change the subject.” He took a sip of his certified-fair-trade coffee.

  “Okay.” She gave him a funny look. “Every since I’ve gotten here, you’ve seemed...zonked.”

  “Zonked?”

  “You know, tired.”

  “Got stuff on my mind.” He forced a smile. “Not to worry.”

  “I could always go home—”

  He hated that she called where she lived with her mother home, yet hadn’t once used that word for his house.

  “We’ve already discussed this,” he said, fighting the urge to add at least a dozen times. “I know you miss your friends, miss your habits and hangouts, but this is my week, my only week, to be with you. To be...your father.”

  Another foreign word. Father. To think the courts of law actually thought they were courts of justice.

  “Let’s pick another subject to change to,” said Emily. “Such as how often you’re checking your cell. If it’s, like, a new lady friend...well, it’d be smart, you know, to take a break after Gwen.”

  This wasn’t his choice for a changed-to subject, but he didn’t want to shut down every topic. At least he and Emily were communicating.

  “Lady friend? No, I’m calling a business acquaintance who moved away from Denver a year or so ago. She’s the best person for a certain, uh, investigative task.”

  “But she’s not returning your calls, right?” She slowly stirred her straw—made of organic paper, no doubt—in her milkshake.

  “Right.”

  “What’s her name?”

  He paused. “Cammie.”

  Those blue eyes widened. “Wasn’t she the detective who sat in that weird little office next to the supply room at your firm?”

  “She was my lead private investigator, yes. And her desk was in the al
cove next to the supply room. She was gone a lot conducting investigations in the field and pulling court files, so she didn’t need a full-blown office per se.”

  “You sound defensive.”

  “Probably because you sound like a prosecutor.”

  She made a huffing noise. “There you go again. No way in this lifetime or the next I’ll ever be a lawyer. Back to your voice-messaging skills. Tell Cammie what you want. All you ever say is, ‘This is Marc again. Please call me at...’ and you leave your number.”

  He wondered if she was this dictatorial with her mother, but knew better than to ask. “Can’t.”

  Emily, fishing a strawberry out of the glass, flashed him a why-not? look.

  “Because...I once put her on probation for investigating the person I’m asking her to investigate again.”

  Emily frowned. “Is this about your former fiancée Gwen?”

  “Yes.”

  “I was never clear what came down between you two.”

  He’d never been clear, either. Anything Gwen wanted, she got. She’d asked to be his bookkeeper so she could earn her own money. At the time it had surprised him that she wanted to work an eight-to-five job. But later, after learning she’d siphoned thirty grand from his law firm, he wasn’t so surprised. She’d used him, stolen from his clients.

  He wrote her a letter, officially terminating the engagement and her employment, and emailed it to her...but it bounced back. Email address unknown. She’d disconnected her cell-phone service, as well. The way she disappeared, leaving no trace, led him to believe she’d planned this all along.

  The same day he’d sent her the email the Colorado Attorney Disciplinary Agency initiated an investigation into Marc’s clients’ missing funds, focusing on him as the culprit of the fraud. As soon as he’d discovered the missing funds, he’d made restitution from his own pocket. But the damage had already been done. The missing money wasn’t as important as the principle involved. A client’s funds are inviolate. Although Marc had no knowledge of Gwen’s theft, he was responsible. Because his father—the other Hamilton in Hamilton & Hamilton—was in prison for stealing clients’ funds years ago, The Denver Post ran the story titled Like Father, Like Son.