The Unbearable Lightness of Being in Aberystwyth
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Tears appeared in his eyes.
‘Tell me, Louie, how does the Lord decide on the basis of a life not yet lived who should be blighted?’
‘I don’t know. I’m sorry.’
‘No, you don’t know. No one does.’
‘You tried to bring Jesus back to us and you didn’t want to save her?’
‘Being saved or not saved, who cares? It’s beside the point. The more I sat on my pot and thought about it, the more I came to realise how unimportant is the hour of our doom when set against the simple fact of it; the fact that we are doomed at all.’
‘So what was the point of all this?’
‘I wanted to ask Him a question.’
‘Jesus?’
‘Yes, Jesus.’
Brainbocs dipped his hand into a bowl of dried bluebell florets.
‘I love bluebells, the same way some people love snow. You awake one morning and the world is blue. Danycoed Wood transfigured by blue frost. The dreary grim lacklustre world made sublime with their fire. All the litter, the crisp packets, the cigarettes, and all that foul dross left behind by lovers who go there to couple in shame, all obliterated. There is no light more beautiful than the glow that suffuses the woods that week. It is like the intense distillation that shines through the stained glass in medieval cathedrals, the ultramarine blue of Mary’s cloak. Or that hue, deeper than any found in life, that you get sometimes in Ilford transparencies. You know the ones? Lying in the backs of cupboards, underexposed, showing a scene on a beach from long ago where a child they say is us sits in a nappy and a sunhat and eats sand. If only it could always be like that. But it lasts a week, no more, and the pale blue sizzling fire of the scent lingers a while longer.’
‘I like bluebells too. What was the question?’
He scooped out a fistful of dried flowers and placed them down on the window sill like Scrabble counters and formed the letters of a question.
I read it and said, ‘I could have saved you all the trouble. He doesn’t know the answer Himself. That’s why He’s been hiding all these years.’
‘Go now, Louie, back to your people in Aberystwyth, they need you. There is nothing for you here. Take one of the chocolate bars I taped to the tree if you like. But they’re not very good. They keep melting.’
‘It’s hard trying to create a heaven on earth.’
‘Yes, isn’t it?’
I signalled to Cadwaladr to make ready the boat. And as I turned to leave, Brainbocs’s thin white arm shot out from under the rug and grabbed my wrist in a girlish grip. ‘You know, Louie, if He had made a better fist of the universe, you and I … you and I would have been friends – drinking nectar together in a sun-dappled harbour-side bar, and there would be Myfanwys for everybody …’
‘If He’d made a better job of it, there wouldn’t even be an Aberystwyth.’
Brainbocs looked taken aback. ‘Oh yes! There would, Louie, there would! … But not as we know it.’
He let go of my arm.
He was still sitting on the balcony as I sat in the boat and glided across the water in which was contained another sky. And I thought about his question. The simple question that seeps like fog under the door down the corridors of our heart. The one Cleopatra had asked every day even though the wishing well of her eyes had long ago divined the answer. That simple ancient question, spelled out in dried bluebells: Why?
The sun flashed on his cane, and a lone gull cried and the only other sound was the soft splash of the oars dipping into the liquid blue silver as two men in a boat rowed across the sky. One man who manned the oars and one who opened the Woolies bag and took out the present he would shortly give to his partner. A small gift, just a token, really, to help her find her way in a confusing world. Just an old grey cowboy hat. He took it out and placed a small footprint on the brim.
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I would like to thank my editor Mike and agent Rachel for all their help and friendship.
THE LOUIE KNIGHT SERIES:
Aberystwyth Mon Amour
Last Tango in Aberystwyth
The Unbearable Lightness of Being in Aberystwyth
Don’t Cry For Me Aberystwyth
‘Do-Re-Mi’ Words by Oscar Hammerstein II and Music by Richard Rodgers © 1959,
Williamson Music International, USA. Reproduced by permission of EMI Music Publishing,
London WC2H 0QY.
The epigraph is from ‘The Emperor of Ice Cream’ from The Collected Poems of Wallace
Stevens by Wallace Stevens, published by Faber and Faber Ltd.
Lines fom ‘Little Gidding’ are from The Four Quartets in Collected Poems 1909–1962 by T.S.
Eliot, published by Faber and Faber Ltd.
Lines from ‘A Peasant’ by R.S. Thomas are from Collected Poems 1945–1990, published by J.M.
Dent, a division of the Orion Publishing Group.
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