Jonathan Barrett Gentleman Vampire

by P. N. Elrod

  “You’re more uncanny than your master,” Oliver remarked, staring at the things.

  Jericho’s eyelids dipped to half-mast and his lips thinned into a near-smile. I understood that look; he was insufferably pleased with himself. He helped us don the cloaks—he’d long since retrieved mine from the cellar and brushed it clean—and handed over our canes. Oliver’s was topped by a fine knob of gold, marking him as a medical man; mine was less ostentatious, but still identified me as a gentleman of means. Hidden within its length was a yard of good Spanish steel that would also identify me as a gentleman of sense to any footpad or Mohock. I thought of carrying one of my duelers as well, but decided it was unnecessary. The two of us, along with the driver and two footmen, would be safe enough even on London’s dark streets.

  Of course, they were not dark for me. Another advantage in our favor.

  The carriage was brought along to the front, and I took this time to excuse myself, passing quickly through the house as a shortcut to the stables. They would be empty of activity for a short time while the men and lads were busy. I slipped inside, patting Rolly and by way of a greeting slipped him a stolen carrot from the kitchen. Forbidden fruit—or in this case vegetables—must taste best, for he crunched it down with obvious relish. Moving on to Oliver’s riding horse, I offered him the same treat. The bribe was greedily accepted. In return, I just as greedily supped on a quantity of his blood and felt the better for it. Last night’s efforts and injury had used me up, leaving my body in need of refreshment.

  This admirable provender, on top of the prospect of our outing, was beginning to have a favorable effect on me already. I didn’t really expect the Everitts to have fresh news, but it felt good just to to make the effort to find out for certain. Besides, whatever the outcome, the trip we’d planned afterward to Paternoster Row held more attractions for me than mere shopping for plays to send to Cousin Anne to read. This was London, a city bursting with women and opportunities to share their company. If I could not immediately find Nora and settle my questions with her, then I might, for a while at least, find distraction with someone else. Not the same, of course, but passing time with a pretty lady had ever been the best way I’d found for gladdening a sorrowful heart.

  Yet another excellent reason to refresh myself. Should things work out as I hoped, I’d not want my prospective liaison spoiled by the needs of my body confusing lust with hunger. I could and had fed on human blood before when forced to by dire need, but when partaking the pleasures of a woman, it was best for us both that I kept control of my appetite. Thus could I prolong our mutual enjoyment without worrying about causing harm to my partner. Such was the way of it for most men—food first, then love—and so I was unchanged from my fellows in that respect, at least.

  Necessity seen to and finished, I hurried ’round the house and climbed into the carriage with Oliver.

  “What kept y—oh!” he said, when he caught a glimpse of my reddened eyes in the lantern light.

  “They’ll be cleared up by the time we get to the Everitts,” I assured him.

  “I’m glad to hear it. Most alarming when one doesn’t expect it. You sure it doesn’t hurt?”

  “Can’t feel a thing.”

  He grunted, then called directions to the driver, who in turn called them to the two footmen. They ran with their torches just ahead of the horses, lighting our way. The lot of them had come from the staff of Fonteyn House. Rather than dismissal, since for the time being there was little work for them there, Oliver had moved them to his house in town and kept them busy. He was still getting used to the idea of having to deal with his vast inheritance and taking on the weight of it in this manner, a little at a time.

  I didn’t talk during the ride, content to let Oliver rattle on about his day. He’d paid a call on Tony Warburton and chatted with Mrs. Warburton about her son. Eventually he’d led the conversation around to Nora.

  “I made out that Tony had muttered something to me about Nora being ill,” he said. “Then I asked his mother if she knew what he was talking about. She didn’t.”

  “You’re certain about that—I mean—she’s certain?”

  “Very certain. There’s no need for you to jog her memory with your influence, so your conscience may rest easy now. Her recollections of Nora’s time with them in Italy are most vivid. What with the girl’s kindness for Tony, Mrs. Warburton was quite taken with her. Hung on her every word, if you know what I mean. Anyway, the last she recalled, Nora was fair blooming with health, though perhaps a bit troubled over something.”

  “Over what?”

  “That I could not say, for the lady herself could not say. She asked if all was well with Nora, and was told that things were fine. Still and all, she was a bit surprised when Nora didn’t turn up in London that summer as she’d practically promised to do so in order to look in on Tony. I know it’s all the same as I’d written before, but at least you know Nora isn’t ill.”

  “It could have been something sudden,” I said, unwilling to relinquish the worry so easily. “Something to keep her on the Continent.”

  “It could,” he admitted. “But you must try to be optimistic, my lad. Your constitution’s as tough as a country bull’s. Who’s to say that Miss Jones is any different?”

  Who, indeed?

  We arrived at the Everitts, where I came up with a suggestion. “What about you going in and paying your respects while I give Nora’s house another quiet looking over? It’ll save some time.”

  “Save time for what?”

  “As long as we’re out, I’ve a mind to visit Ridley and Arthur tonight. Maybe we can catch them while they’re at supper. If those Mohocks that came by have anything to do with them—”

  “Say no more, Coz. I’ll hurry things through. I’ll say I have other calls to make, else old Everitt will have me up to his study to look at his beetle collection again.”

  We left the carriage and went our separate ways. As it was still somewhat early and the streets busy with evening traffic, I quietly slipped into the shadowed space between the Everitts’ house and Nora’s. Free from observation and hidden in the darkness, I vanished and sieved my way into her former home through a shuttered window, returning to solidity in what had once been a music room. Nora hadn’t been much for playing herself, but delighted in letting her guests indulge themselves. In one corner crouched the rectangular shape of a spinet and close to it stood a tall harp, both protected by musty shrouds. Similar sheets covered the remaining bits of furniture.

  I held still and listened, but already knew that I’d hear nothing but the scurry of rats and mice. She was not here.

  My last visit left me downhearted. Things were only a little improved now, the chief difference being that my hopes were almost nonexistent; therefore any disappointment awaiting me would not be such a crushing blow.

  With the shutters closed fast the house was almost too dark for even my eyes to see. This time I’d thought to bring a candle and, after a bit of work with my tinderbox, soon had it lighted. As before, I moved ghostlike through the rooms, and as before I found no sign of recent occupation. There were only my own footprints in the dust.

  I’d been wrong about the disappointment. Any blow, even one that’s expected, hurts just as much as another.

  Dragging from one room to the next and up the stairs, I checked the whole place over. I knew I would find nothing, but went through the motions regardless, just to be thorough. The overall gloom of the house gathered heavily on my soul as I seeped into her own well-hidden bricked-up sanctuary in the cellar. There she had slept during the day on a large chest that held a store of her home earth. Everything was the same as before. The bags of earth were undisturbed, the air around me still and stuffy and wholly silent. I eased the chest lid down, but my fingers slipped, and the sound boomed off the hard walls of the chamber like a cannon shot.

  Damnation.


  Noise of any kind was wrong here. It was like laughing in church. A strict one.

  The hair on my neck was on end. I knew there was nothing and no one else in here with me, but my imagination provided the fancy that this place was occupied by some disapproving guardian who had just been awakened by my clumsiness.

  I fled by the fastest means, reappearing again just outside the cellar door, candle still alight, but unsteady because of the tremors in my hand. And I thought I’d conquered my fear of dark, closed-in spaces. It would seem I needed to conduct more work in that area, but not tonight. I scuttled away from the door, firmly denying the frightened child in me from giving in to the strong inclination to glance behind. Nothing had followed me up, because nothing was there in the first place. I wasn’t so sure about Oliver, but if Elizabeth had been with me by now she’d likely be doubled over with laughter at my cowardly flight, I was sure of it.

  The last stop was the downstairs parlor to look at the note I’d written and left for Nora on my previous visit. I pushed open the door and my gaze went straight to the mantel. . . but the folded and sealed square of paper I’d placed so carefully there was missing.

  My heart, seeming to come to a kind of life again, gave a painful leap against my ribs. It was all I could do to hold on to the candle, and then the flame nearly guttered out in my rush to cross the room for a closer look.

  The note was gone, truly, truly gone.

  * * *

  “You’re sure a rat didn’t eat it?” Oliver asked once he’d come back to the carriage. I’d impatiently given him the news of my discovery twice over, having babbled it too fast the first time. “I don’t mean to throw a blanket on your fire, but one must be certain about these things.”

  “I understand, and believe me, I did consider it, but if it had been a rat I’d have seen signs in the dust. No, I checked the mantel carefully, and it was untouched except for a thin line where the paper rested. I also found footprints in the floor dust. A man’s shoes by their size and shape.” Possibly one of her servants, I thought, sent to see that all was well with her house.

  “Might have been the house agent or a passing thief, y’know”

  “I doubt it could be a thief; the house is still locked up tight—I made sure of that. The only person who could get in would have to have a key. That means it must have been a servant or a house agent.” If the latter then might the note eventually find its way to her.

  “Or Miss Jones, slipping in the way you did. But then it was a man’s shoe. . . .”

  I nodded, my mouth too dry for words.

  “Or someone like Miss Jones. Have you ever considered there might be more chaps about like you, others to whom she’s passed this condition?”

  I nodded again, trying to clear my throat. “I have. If there are, then I don’t know of them; she never mentioned them to me.”

  “If you don’t mind my saying it, your Miss Jones never mentioned a great number of things. I should be most severe with her about that when you see her again.”

  The possibility of seeing her . . . it was a possibility once more. My poor heart gave another leap, or seemed to, making me gasp with a half-realized laugh.

  Oliver grinned and thumped my back. “Well, then, congratulations, Cousin. This must be the best news you’ve heard all year.”

  “Just about,” I said, with a warm thought for Richard. “I’d almost lost hope. But. . . but what if she doesn’t want to see me?”

  “Why the devil shouldn’t she? You know in your heart what a great regard she held for you, and probably still does. Even—and mind you it’s not likely—if that regard has faded, at the very least she’ll be curious about why you’re back in London. Of course she’ll see you!”

  “But she could have had that note a week or more by now. Why hasn’t she come by or even written?”

  “She might only have gotten it today, it might still be en route even, especially if she’s somewhere on the Continent. Patience, Coz, patience. Give the lady time to pack. You know yourself how difficult it is to travel—especially with your sort of limitations.”

  “I have to leave her another note. Just in case the first one did go awry. I have to be sure.”

  “Of course you do, but did you bring along any writing paper?”

  I made a face. “You know I didn’t.” Nor pen, nor ink, nor. . . .

  “Well, then!”

  “Well, then, what?” I demanded, growing annoyed.

  “It’ll have to wait a bit, don’t you think? You still have to look in on Ridley tonight.”

  I let out a thunderous, exasperated sigh. “Damn Ridley and all his cousins—”

  “Especially Arthur,” he put in brightly.

  “—especially Arthur,” I echoed. Then I couldn’t bring myself to finish. The laughter bubbling up inside prevented it. We hooted at one another like lunatics.

  “You can leave another note anytime,” Oliver said when he’d recovered his breath. “You’ll like as not come back later while the world sleeps, or am I wrong?”

  “You are perfectly right.” But my good spirits sagged, dragged down by ever-present doubt.

  “What is it?” he inquired, seeing the change.

  “Well, just look at things. The note I left is gone, and so I make assumptions that she has it and will reply as soon as she can.”

  He sat back, sobering. “You’re right, it’s not much, but if the worst happens and nothing comes of this, we can still continue on as we’d planned. I was going to go ’round to more house agents tomorrow. Everitt gave me the name of one I’ve not tried yet—oh, in your mad rush to tell me of your discovery, I’ve not had the chance to say what I’ve learned. No, no, don’t excite yourself, because I didn’t learn a damned thing that’s new. No one in that household has the least idea of Miss Jones’s whereabouts, sad to say.”

  “But there’s obviously been a visitor or the note would still be there.”

  He waved one hand. “Then they just didn’t notice his coming or going.”

  “How could they not?” I was outraged.

  “I’m sure it wasn’t intentional, but certainly they’ve better things to do with themselves than stare at an empty house all the time. Anyway, be of good cheer and keep thinking she’s got your note and is on her way to see you. The world’s not that big; she’ll get here eventually Or we’ll find her first.”

  I wanted to believe that, and Oliver’s manner was such as to half convince me of the truth of it. Some of my doubt sloughed away.

  “Now, then,” he said cocking his head, “what about you taking care of the vile Mr. Ridley and his Mohock hordes?”

  * * *

  Not much time passed before our driver, following Oliver’s directions, guided the carriage to the right street. While Ridley had still been a “guest” at Fonteyn House, my cousin had taken pains to get his address.

  “There, I think.” He pointed out one in a line of doors as we slowly passed. “He told me it was the fourth over on the west side of the square. Not a fashionable neighborhood, I’m sure.”

  His disdain was well founded as he looked down his long nose at the row of narrow, dingy houses. Most buildings in London were dingy regardless of their quality because of the soot-tainted air, but these specimens seemed to be a bit more so than most.

  “I thought he had money,” I said.

  “He does, but only if he doesn’t live with his family. The gossips at one of my clubs say they give him a quarterly payment to be elsewhere as much as possible.”

  “Can’t be much of a payment.”

  “I’m thinking he spends most of it on his pleasures and this is all he can afford on what’s left.”

  We drove by and had the driver stop a hundred yards down, then I got out to walk back. I might not have otherwise troubled myself with such caution, but Mr. Dunnett’s observations inspired me to t
ake greater care than usual. If any of Ridley’s friends lurked about, I wanted the chance to spot them first.

  The building housed several flats, all occupied, if I correctly discerned the varied noises coming through the many walls. Ridley’s was on the first floor. I hurried lightly up the stairs and gave a jaunty double knock on his door as though expected. No one answered. After a moment I found my own way in, slowly reforming on the other side of the threshold with my eyes wide for any sign of him.

  He had two small chambers, this one serving as a sitting room, and I guessed the one beyond the half open door across from me to hold his bed. From the untidy condition of things, he had no servant. I listened hard, but heard nothing, not even the soft breath of a sleeper. The place was dark, cold, and empty. Well, that’s what comes of it when one doesn’t make an appointment. I would have to return later.

  On my way down I reflected that though I was interfering in the very direction of Ridley’s life, it might not be such a bad thing after all. If I got him to improve himself, he might be able to do the Prodigal Son business with his family and at least end up in a better place to live. The only difficulty was to catch him at home.

  But later.

  My spirits had lifted—because of this failure, not in spite of it. I’d been spared a headache from the work, if only for the moment; there was still a call to make on Arthur Tyne. Perhaps he wouldn’t be at home, either. Pleasant thought, that.

  I walked up the street toward Oliver’s carriage, not in a hurry, but not especially slow. Pacing me on the opposite side were three other strollers in gentlemen’s dress. None seemed to pay me much, if any, attention, but my guard went up nevertheless. I had the strong impression they were well aware of me, though none looked in my direction beyond a glance or two. They seemed comfortable with themselves and this part of the city. That’s when I understood why I felt the need for caution; their ease of manner did not fit. Only a gang of bullies confident in their numbers would have such bravado. That meant they were likely to be Mohocks.