A Field Guide to Vampires

by Alyxandra Harvey

  “You are in danger.”

  Devin shifted so he was standing closer to us. “Dude, not cool.”

  “I’ll go with you, handsome,” Bianca purred. She was wearing a tight tank top and some kind of glitter gel on her cleavage. Jo actually bared her teeth. She was a little territorial, not just about me, but about cute guys too. Each and every one of them belonged to her. In fact, for all that she teased Devin, she was notorious for cornering girls in the locker room if she thought they weren’t being nice enough to him.

  “Let’s get out of here.” I grabbed Jo’s arm. “Devin, come on.”

  The guy finally looked away from me, noticing all the curious faces looking him over. “Another time, then.”

  He bowed. He actually bowed. I could feel Jo fluttering beside me—she loved that sort of quasi-medieval thing. She was probably forcing herself not to curtsy back.

  “Soon,” he added.

  I honestly didn’t know if I should take that as a promise or a threat.

  We circled the picnic table to get to Devin’s car. Jo let me have the front seat, a definite indication that I must have looked as uncomfortable as I felt. She never let me have the front; she considered it her personal territory, to be defended at all costs, like Ian Somerhalder and chocolate macaroons. The guy watched us as we drove away, looking determined.

  “Cute,” she said as Devin squealed out of the lot. “But what a wanker.”

  Chapter 1

  Eloise

  Friday evening

  We went to Rowanwood Park the next night. There were parties every weekend since the weather refused to turn cold. There was a bonfire, but it was mostly for light. No one stood next to it; it was way too humid for that, even at night. The air was thick, that kind of sweaty moisture that chills even as it swelters.

  The last thing I wanted to be doing was picking my way around tree roots in the backwoods of the park, but Jo was bored and a bored Jo was a force to be reckoned with. She dragged Devin and me out, despite the fact that I hated parties and Devin would rather be reading about elves. I’d applied an extra coat of my mom’s favorite red lipstick. It matched the red scarf in my short hair and the red stitching on my capri jeans. It was my own personal shield; looking tough was a trick my mom taught me for when I didn’t feel tough. It helped. Not being stuck at a party in the middle of nowhere would help more.

  “Over there.” Devin motioned to a moss-covered log on the edge of the clearing. To get over to the log, we went around a few dancers and two girls trying to figure out how to work the keg. Devin and I exchanged a look.

  “Now what?” I asked. “Are we having fun yet?”

  Jo shook her head. “You two have the socializing skills of rabid dogs. Relax. Have fun.”

  “I was having fun,” Devin muttered. “Until you made me come here.”

  “Yeah,” I grumbled, and popped my chewing gum for emphasis.

  “Fairy warrior women with pink hair don’t exist.” Jo grinned at Devin. “No matter how many hours you spend playing video games.”

  Devin pulled a bottle of pop out of his knapsack. “Just for that heresy, you go thirsty.” He handed me the ginger ale and got another one for himself, smirking at Jo.

  “Maybe he’ll share his drink,” she said, waggling her eyebrows in the direction of a guy I didn’t recognize. He had long dark hair, and even from the back he looked like a rock star, the kind who make girls stupid. I groaned. Jo was doomed. “Seriously. He’s clearly from out of town. No one here is remotely that yummy.”

  He tossed his plastic cup aside and left the circle of firelight, between the trees.

  “Oh, hell no, I am not letting him get away,” Jo said. “Cover me, I’m going in.” She adjusted her bra.

  Devin winced. “I did not need to see that.”

  Jo nearly plowed over two guys from our math class in her haste to follow the rock star. For a girl who dressed in long skirts, she could move like a linebacker when she wanted.

  Devin sighed. “One day I’m going to have to punch someone on her behalf.”

  I grinned. “It’s only fair. She threatens to kick people for you all the time.”

  “Seriously, the girl needs a leash. I don’t know why people think guys are dogs, juggling girls and flirting with anything in a skirt. Jo’s worse than any of us.”

  “Did you just call her a dog?”

  He finished his ginger ale, looking only slightly scared. “I’ll deny it if you tell her.”

  I just laughed and drank my own ginger ale. Music blared out of cheap speakers attached to someone’s iPod. A girl squealed when a guy pressed a cold beer bottle to her lower back, under her shirt. There was noise from the bushes that sounded suspiciously like someone throwing up.

  “Maybe the cops will bust up the party and we can go home,” I said hopefully.

  “You’re so cute when you’re deluded.”

  He was right. The cops never broke up these parties; they were too hard to get to, hidden so far back in the forest. They only bothered if we spilled out into the actual park, which we never did. At least if I had to be stuck here, I was stuck with Devin. He didn’t force me into small talk, like most people. He was good with silences. He pulled a novel out of his bag, a book light clipped to its spine. I leaned against him. The fire crackled, and when the wind shifted, I caught a glimpse of the moon, hanging sideways. A dog barked in the distance.

  “I’d better go check on Jo,” I said after a while. We could never convince her that chasing after strange guys was stupid, even near a crowd like tonight’s. She was so convinced that romance was enough to protect her. She’d say she was more convinced it was the foghorn she carried in her bag, ready to blast someone into deafness, but I knew better. She was a marshmallow. People just assumed she was tough. And people assumed I was a marshmallow because I didn’t say much, but I’d been raised by a woman who kept drunk bikers in line at the bar where she tended. And Devin was Devin: kind, unruffled, and uninterested in what other people thought about him.

  “Want me to come with you?” he asked, getting ready to stand up.

  I shook my head. “Nah. She’ll get all pissy if we scare the guy away. If she looks happy I’ll just leave them be. And I need a minute away from all this fun.”

  He snorted. “Whoo-hoo,” he agreed drily, and went back to his book.

  I ducked into the sparse darkness of the forest. The birch trees glowed in the moonlight, like silver spears between the pines and maples. Fallen leaves crumbled under my shoes. The trees were losing their green summer dresses early this year, taking off their layers in the heat. It was pretty back here, with giant papery mushrooms growing out of the undergrowth and fanning from broken tree trunks. I didn’t feel crowded, and I could breathe easily again.

  Until Bianca and three of her friends stepped out to block my path. I hated to admit it, but my palms went damp and my heartbeat doubled. She always had this effect on me and she knew it.

  “God, could you look more white trash?” she said, sneering, hands on her hips. Her friends snickered. “Is that even a real tattoo?”

  Vines of ivy leaves trailed down my left arm out from under my sleeve. My mom had given in and taken me to get it done on my seventeenth birthday. Since she was covered in ink, she couldn’t exactly forbid me; she just wanted to make it a bonding experience. And make sure I used her artist because he was scrupulously clean and talented. I’d grown up calling him Uncle Art, even though he wasn’t my uncle and his name wasn’t even Art. He’d given me a Tinkerbell “tattoo” with a marker when I was four, and I’d fallen in love with his art on the spot. And now I worked at his shop part-time when his receptionist needed a break.

  “Well, you dress like a slutty hillbilly,” Bianca added. “Just like your mother.”

  “It’s rockabilly, idiot.” My throat was dry and aching, stuffed with other jagged words I couldn’t quite form. She thought I was afraid of her, that I wilted under any kind of assault. The truth was, I had a secret a
nd dark temper. The kind that would be like a hurricane, when you expected a breeze. “And shut up about my mom.”

  I moved to step around them, but one of them shoved me back. They usually bullied me in public, where the weight of so many eyes crippled me. And I put up with a certain amount of bullying because it was easier to ignore it. People assumed I was fragile because I was so quiet.

  Quiet and fragile are two very different things.

  “Back off,” I said clearly. My heart was still beating fast, but I didn’t feel cornered like a wild animal ready to chew its own paw off to get free of a trap anymore. The laughter and the music of the party were muffled.

  “Or what?” Bianca asked. “What are you going to do, white trash?” She was close enough that I could see where her eyeliner had smudged at the corners.

  A hawk plunged out of a tree, flying suddenly between us and so close that his feathers fanned the hot air over my cheeks.

  I jumped, throwing my hands up to protect my eyes. Bianca shrieked and stumbled back. The hawk landed in another tree, powerful claws digging into the bark. His eyes glittered over his beak. Did hawks attack people? Weren’t they supposed to be asleep in a nest somewhere? I swallowed and edged back. He gave a piercing, whistling cry that shivered around us.

  “Please don’t eat me,” I muttered.

  He lifted off the branch and then dove for Bianca. She shrieked again and knocked her friends aside as she took off at a dead run. They scrambled after her, also screaming. The hawk circled over my head once and then lifted farther into the dark sky until he disappeared.

  I stepped off the path into the wilting ferns and hazel bushes, letting them hide me from view. I had definitely had enough of people today. When I found Jo, we were going home. I didn’t care how hot the rock star guy might be.

  I stayed parallel to the path so I wouldn’t get lost, heading toward the caves, where people usually went to make out at these parties. I could see the candles burning between the trees. They were in tall glass containers, usually with pictures of saints on them. They were the cheapest ones the convenience stores in town sold. The smell of smoke tickled my nostrils.

  Before I could climb over the huge moss-covered boulders tossed around the caves, an old woman crossed my path. She stopped to dig in the dirt, pulling out pale roots and dropping them into a basket full of acorns. She looked like something from a fairy tale. Her hair was white, her eyes were like black raisins, and she was smoking a corncob pipe. She wore layers of ratty old gray shawls. She stopped foraging to stare at me.

  You know, for the woods in the middle of the night, it was getting awfully crowded.

  I tried to smile. “Um, hi.” She looked like someone’s grandmother, but she was probably homeless. I didn’t know what to do. Did I ignore her? Did I give her change from my pocket? Was that an insult?

  She solved my internal dilemma.

  By screaming.

  A lot.

  I lifted my hands, palms out, as if she had a gun. Her hoarse scream bounced off the trees, off the rocks and the nearby stream. It made my teeth hurt.

  “I’m not going to hurt you!” I had to shout, but I wasn’t sure if she could even hear me. For someone who looked about a hundred years old, she sure had a set of lungs on her. I backed away.

  “You’ll get us all killed!” she hollered. “Want Himself to break our bones and suck out the marrow?”

  “Um, no?”

  “Then go! Get away!”

  That was when she started to throw things at me.

  She flung the roots out of her basket and they tumbled to the ground, looking like pale, disembodied fingers. She plucked up the acorns and whipped them at my head. The first one bounced off my left cheekbone, narrowly missing my eye.

  “Hey! Ow!” Three more followed. “Shit!” I dove behind one of the rocks while she continued to pelt me with acorns. She had wicked good aim. “Stop it!” I fumbled for my cell phone, dialing Jo’s number.

  “Hello?” She sounded cranky.

  I was crankier. “Where are you?”

  “In the caves. Is someone screaming?”

  “Yes!” I poked my head out. An acorn grazed my hair. “Get out here!” I wasn’t sure what she could do to help, but since it was her fault I was here in the first place, she could get walloped with bits of the forest at my side. It was only fair.

  “Where are you?”

  “Right outside.”

  I hung up and saw a shadow block the candlelight for a brief moment. “El?”

  “Over here.”

  Jo ran toward me, ducking acorns. She hunkered down beside me, her long hair trailing in the dirt. “Um, Eloise?”

  “Yeah?”

  “What the hell?”

  “Worst night ever.”

  “I’m getting that.” She picked up one of the acorns and threw it back. “Why are we throwing acorns at an old woman?”

  “She started it!” I inched to another boulder, in the direction of the path. “Where’s the rock star?” I asked.

  “Couldn’t find him,” she said, frustrated. “He disappeared.” She shook her head. “Just as well, I guess. He’d really think I was a nutter if he saw us right now.”

  “You are a nutter.”

  “You’re the one getting beaten up by Granny over there.” She tilted her head. “Is she yelling about deer?”

  “I have no idea. Count of three and we make a run for it?” I suggested. “One, two … three!”

  We ran. An acorn pinged off the back of my head and then we were on the path, on the other side of a copse of pine trees and out of range. I rubbed my head where I felt a bruise throbbing. Mean girls, wild hawks, and crazy old women were officially too much for one night.

  “I’m going home,” I muttered. “Because this party just sucks.”

  • • •

  Mom and I lived on the second floor of a small brick building near Rowanwood Park. The walls were crammed floor to ceiling with her paintings and photos, with masks and books of every description. Jo’s parents’ house had silk wallpaper and matching furniture from a catalog; under the framed pictures, our walls were magenta. And Jo soon learned that all the books were in order of subject matter; the CDs sorted by mood; and if you forgot to use a coaster on the antique chest we used as a coffee table, you’d get lectured. And then lectured some more.

  Which was still nothing to the lectures I’d gotten when Mom caught me trying to pick the chest’s lock with a bobby pin. It had been locked for as long as I could remember; it was the only thing my exhibitionist mother was rabidly private about. Irresistible, right? But the stupid lock held tight no matter how much I tried to jimmy it.

  Our cat, Elvis, meowed impatiently at the window leading out to the roof. Mom was on a date with some guy whose name I didn’t know. I hadn’t met him yet, which meant he wouldn’t last the month.

  “Okay, your highness,” I muttered when Elvis batted my hand. We had access to the roof, which the landlord let us use as our private balcony. When I opened the window, he streaked out, racing to the spot where the crows usually hung out. They were safely asleep in a tree somewhere, and Elvis sat on his haunches and sulked.

  I flicked on the strings of Christmas-tree lights that draped over the railings. There was a plastic patio set in the center and one of those dining tents for shade. Two chairs were tucked inside, and dozens of silver-shot scarves hung from the ceiling poles, like some Berber desert palace. Mom was into all things Middle Eastern right now: belly-dance music, Afghan silver bracelets, and statues of ancient Egyptian gods. The planters around the tent were empty, except for a few dried-up stalks of mint and basil that hadn’t survived the drought. Even the lawns on the fancy side of town were brown from the water shortage.

  “Eloise.”

  I squawked like a chicken being plucked bald. I had the most attractive reactions; I couldn’t think why I didn’t have a hundred boyfriends eager for my company.

  Still, when you found someone hiding in the s
hadows of your roof garden, a little screeching was healthy. Elvis hissed and darted past me to the safety of the apartment. Fat lot of good he was to me.

  “How did you get up here?” The fairy lights caught the silver of his sword hilt. A sword hilt. “Did you follow me?” It was the guy from the ice cream parlor. His eyes were just as green, just as intense. I didn’t think I could beat him to the window, but I edged toward it surreptitiously. If I screamed, would someone down on the street hear me? My heart felt like a plucked guitar string. It was actually vibrating in my chest with fear. I did not want to be run through with a theater sword on my own patio.

  “I won’t hurt you,” he said softly, looking as awed as he had in the parking lot. He was still wearing a tunic, like an extra out of some medieval movie.

  I glared at him. “Then go away. My mom’s just in there, you know,” I lied.

  He raised his eyebrows.“Lady Jasmine is out front, kissing a man in a leather coat.”

  “You know my mom?” Fear receded a little under a rush of hot indignation. I tried to cast a glance over the side of the rail to the sidewalk. I couldn’t see her, but I did see an entire flock of sparrows perched on the edge of the garbage bin.

  “I know your family. The blood of the Hart is famous.” The mention of blood made me decidedly nervous. “We honor Antonia’s lineage.”

  I gaped at him, well and truly confused. “Okay, you know my aunt too?”

  Aunt Antonia, the Hart wild child, had taken off again and we didn’t know where, but that was nothing new. Every spring, she left town and wouldn’t tell us where she was going. Sometimes we got postcards; sometimes we didn’t. Mom said Antonia had been like that since their sixteenth birthday. Mom might look like the boho free spirit, with her tattoos and combat boots, but she was actually the dependable twin. Go figure.

  “Have you seen her? Where is she?”

  “Hiding until Samhain, as usual.”

  “What?” He said it so matter of factly, as if he was making sense. “Look, who are you? Because I’m this close to screaming.”