Jake Lassiter - 02 - Night Vision

by Paul Levine

  “It’s cool,” I said.

  She shook her head, each concrete curl staying put. “Co-ol, el jefe, it ain’t. You look like a Rotarian.”

  Cindy had been my secretary in the PD’s office and came with me downtown. Her shorthand was indecipherable, her typing haphazard, and her filing disorganized. But she was smart and loyal and could sweet-talk a judge’s assistant into an early trial date, and she protected me from the political piranhas in the law firm. She was also a pal.

  Cindy’s desk was covered with unfiled pleadings and unanswered memos.

  “Any messages?” I asked.

  She picked up a handful of while-you-were-out memos. “The newsboys are going bonkers over the Diamond murder. All the local stations called, plus your pals at the Journal, a reporter from Reuters, and somebody from Broadcasting magazine who wants to know if there might be terrorist plots against television personalities.”

  I looked at the messages but didn’t plan to return the calls. What could I say? We had no leads, and if we did, we wouldn’t put them on the front page. I couldn’t even disclose why Nick Fox had appointed me as a special prosecutor. An overworked office, according to the party line. But Cindy was right. The news media would hound us until the case was solved. If it went on too long, they would start wondering about the competence of the ex-football player, ex-public defender, ex-a-lot-of-things appointed to handle the case.

  We average a murder a day in Dade County, but few are deemed truly newsworthy. Your average Saturday-night, liquored-up stabbing over a woman or a card game gets you two paragraphs inside the local section, just above the ads for the all-nude body-shampoo parlors in Lauderdale. But this was different. This was one of their own. And judging from the hype on the local stations—a freeze-frame close-up of Marsha Diamond with Verdi’s Requiem in the background—you’d have thought we lost Edward R. Murrow instead of a second-rate interviewer who also read commercials on a five p.m. fluff show.

  The Journal played it straight. The Diamond death shared page one of the local section with an expose that revealed that a sizable percentage of our taxicabs are repainted stolen cars.

  “Anything else?” I asked Cindy.

  “Yeah. The managing partner wants to know why you let yourself get appointed to be Nick Fox’s flunky.”

  “The old man have something against fulfilling my civic duty?”

  “No, something against a case that pays only a third of your normal hourly rate. He wants a written response, with copies to the New Business Committee, the Senior Council, and the Allocation Committee.”

  “What else?”

  Cindy followed me into my office. I opened the vertical blinds and stared at Biscayne Bay three hundred feet below. Plump gray thunderheads hung motionless over Miami Beach. In fifteen knots of easterly, the bay crinkles like aluminum foil. Today, not a ripple.

  “I have the poop on Compu-Mate,” she said with a sly smile. She handed me a folder containing some newspaper clippings and a printout from the secretary of state. “But boss, if you’re that horny, I could fix you up.”

  “What?”

  “Rather than get hooked up with some loser…”

  “What’re you talking about?”

  “My girlfriend, Dottie the Disco Queen. She likes big guys who aren’t quite with it.”

  “What about her herpes?”

  “No problema. In remission.”

  “Maybe another time,” I said. “Anything else?”

  “Mr. Foot-in-the-Mouth called.”

  “Symington? He hasn’t replaced me?”

  “No such luck.” She handed me a bunch of newspaper stories on computer paper. “A messenger delivered these a few minutes ago.”

  ***

  “I’m worried about Carl Hutchinson, all that invective in his column,” Symington Foote said when I returned his call.

  “You’re just a little gun-shy right now,” I told the publisher, reassurance coating my voice like honey.

  “But these names he’s calling Commissioner Goldberg. She’s very popular with the voters. And voters are jurors.”

  He was right about that. Maria Teresa Gonzalez-Goldberg—born in Cuba, schooled in a convent, married to a Jewish cop, with an adopted black child—was a formidable politician. She had swept into office two years earlier with eighty-six percent of the vote. She then redecorated her office in teak, chrome, leather, and glass to the tune of one-hundred-fifty-thousand-dollars of taxpayers’ money. At a time the county couldn’t afford to repair backed-up toilets in public housing projects.

  “Marie Antoinette,” Foote was saying. “He called her Marie Antoinette!”

  “Fair comment,” I advised.

  “Said she ought to redecorate a cell at Marianna Institution for Women.”

  “Rhetorical hyperbole,” I counseled confidently.

  “Said the ‘crossover candidate’ became the ‘carnivorous commissioner, feeding on the flesh of the poor.’”

  “A bit grisly,” I admitted, “but she’s a public official.”

  “Seems I heard that before,” Foote said.

  I spent the rest of the morning on the newspaper’s work. I advised the business manager to accept the advertisement from the airport hotel that promised “freedom fighter” discounts to smugglers aiding the Nicaraguan contras. I told the photo editor that the picture of the model wearing a bra with a built-in holster for a Beretta was not an invasion of privacy and accurately portrayed Florida’s new concealed-weapons law. I told the city editor to ignore complaints that property values would be hurt by the local map showing Dade County murders by zip code. Finally, I told the food editor that the grilled alligator recipe omitted cayenne pepper, and then I had lunch.

  CHAPTER 6

  The Lady and the Jockey

  I wanted to get to Compu-Mate before the afternoon storms. In the summer, the rain begins at 3:17 p.m. or thereabouts, every day. For an hour or so, gully washers and palmetto pounders flood the streets. Drops form inside the canvas top of my old convertible, then plop one by one onto my head.

  I aimed north on Okeechobee Road, storm clouds gathering, traffic crawling. Our highways have not caught up with our growth and never will. We built a high-speed rail system too late and too small. We are a great urban sprawl, Miami-Lauderdale-Palm Beach, four million people squeezed between the ocean and the Everglades. We are low on water and electricity, but high on asphalt and cement. Our public officials are beholden to predatory developers who ply them with greenbacks and concoct their own vocabulary.

  Creeping overpopulation is “growth.”

  Building spindly condos on Indian burial grounds is “progress.”

  Environmentalists are “doomsayers.”

  So we bulldoze trees, fill swamps, drain the aquifer, and then we build on every square inch, erecting a concrete landscape of fast-food palaces, serve-yourself gas stations, and tawdry shopping centers. Their signs beckon us from the blazing pavement. Pizza parlors, video rentals, gun shops, and a thousand other fringe businesses hoping to hang on for another month’s rent.

  Compu-Mate was in a renovated warehouse in Hialeah, a city of ticky-tack duplexes and stucco houses with plaster statues of the Virgin Mary planted in front lawns. In the last thirty years, Hialeah has been transformed from a cracker town of Panhandle and Alabama immigrants to a new home for Cuban refugees. Not long ago, a Florida governor named Martinez was forced to suspend an indicted Hialeah mayor named Martinez and replace him with a city councilman named Martinez. None of the men was related. Hispanics now are the majority population group in the cities of Miami and Hialeah and are approaching fifty percent countywide. Within the community, there are old exilados, who dream of returning to a Cuba Libre, Cubanzo rednecks, who drive pickup trucks festooned with American and Cuban flags, and Yubans, Yuppie Cuban professionals downtown. They are, in fact, like every other ethnic group, a diverse lot that has added considerably to the community.

  I parked next to an outdoor cafe where men with
leathery skin smoked cigars and drank espresso from tiny plastic cups. Next door, three teenagers were making a mess of a transmission, pulled out of a twenty-year-old Chevy propped onto concrete blocks.

  I already knew a lot about Compu-Mate. I knew it was the latest way to profit from people’s fears of loneliness. Like-minded consenting adults just a whir and buzz away, courtesy of your personal computer. Talk sweet, talk dirty, titillate your partner, and tickle your fancy until you get a phone number and address. Then cross your fingers, take a deep breath, and wait for the truth. The guy who called himself a “Paul Newman look-alike” has the gray hair, all right, but the blue eyes are milky, a paunch hangs over his belt, and he’s three months behind on the alimony. “Buxom blonde looking for fun” means overweight and bleached, a manic-depressive.

  I had some background on Max and Roberta Blinderman, president and secretary of Compu-Mate, Inc., a Florida for-profit corporation. Previously, they operated a video dating service that went belly up, and before that, a modeling studio that left a trail of unpaid bills and unfinished portfolios. As far as Cindy’s research showed, Roberta had no criminal record. Max had been a fair-to-middling jockey twenty years ago, once nearly winning the Flamingo Stakes at Hialeah before getting suspended in a horse-doping scheme. Lately he had pleaded guilty to bouncing some checks, was put on probation, and made restitution. Two other penny-ante cases: a mail-fraud case was nolle-prossed, and a buying-receiving charge was dropped when the state couldn’t prove the jewelry was stolen. By local standards, he was clean enough to run for mayor.

  The office was no-frills, a Formica counter up front, a green metal desk in back. Next to the desk was a decent-sized, freestanding computer that was probably leased month to month. No waiting room, no sofa, no friendly green plants. A man sat at the desk staring into a video display terminal. A woman stood at the counter licking stamps and pasting them onto envelopes—monthly bills to the customers, I figured.

  “I’d like to sign up,” I told the woman behind the counter.

  “This ain’t the army,” she said, putting down her envelopes and shoving a form in front of my face.

  She was six feet tall and seemed to like it. Her dark eyes were spaced wide and the lashes were long, black as sin, and well tended. The complexion, which had that cocoa-butter, coppery-tanned look with a healthy dose of moisturizers, creams, powders, and blushes, was smoothly sanguine. The black hair was layered and purposely messed, a wild look. Her nose was thin and straight and so perfect it might have cost five grand at a clinic in Bal Harbour. Her body was long and lean with some muscle development in the shoulders and small breasts that were uncaged under a white cotton halter top. The top of a denim skirt was visible below her flat, browned tummy, but her legs were hidden behind the counter.

  I licked the end of the pencil like Art Carney playing Ed Norton, made a whirling motion with my right arm, and began filling out the form in block letters.

  “Most of our clients just punch us up on their modems and do the paperwork by filling out the form on their computer screen,” she said.

  “My modem’s in the shop for an oil change.”

  If she thought I was funny, she kept it to herself. She just watched my seersuckered self as I filled in the blanks. I wrote my real name and address, chose “Stick Shift” as my handle, used my old jersey number as a secret password, and pretended to struggle with the rest. When I was done, I handed her the form. She scanned it and scowled.

  “This ain’t a dining club,” she said.

  “Or the army,” I agreed.

  “What’s ‘rare steak and cold beer’ supposed to mean?”

  “It asked my preferences,” I said, putting some Iowa corn into my voice.

  “Sheesh. Your preferences in bed, Gomer. Are you straight, gay, or bi?”

  “Straight as an arrow, slim. Wanna see?”

  “In your dreams. Hey, next blank you skipped. You go for French or Greek?”

  “No habla nothin’ but English.”

  “Oh brother! You got any fetishes? B and D, S and M, water sports?”

  “I’m a pretty decent windsurfer,” I admitted.

  She rolled her eyes toward the ceiling. “Where you been, the friggin’ North Pole?”

  “Maui, Aruba, the Baja,” I told her. “North Pole’s too cold, even with a dry suit.”

  “Listen, Ricky Retardo, I ain’t got all day. You don’t fill in the blanks, the computer will spit out your application, so you gotta tell me what you like. Now, Greek, that means bum fucking, get it?”

  “Even the poor got a right to get laid,” I said. “It’s in the Constitution.”

  She narrowed her dark eyes and gave me a sideways look. “You know what French is, right?”

  I didn’t say oui, madame. I just gave her my big, dumb-guy look. It isn’t hard to do.

  “Like in the poem,” she said, “‘The French, they are a funny race. They fight with their feet and fuck with their face.’ Get it?”

  I scrunched my face into its genius-at-thought mode. “I get part of it.”

  “Part of it?”

  “I mean, fighting with their feet, I get…”

  She turned toward the back where the man was now hunched over the keyboard of the computer. “Max! C’mere.”

  A little guy, all wires and gristle in black pants, black knit shirt, and white patent-leather loafers. A tattoo of a snake showed green on a veined, browned forearm. A worm of a mustache wriggled under his nose. He squinted at me through suspicious eyes. All he needed was a switchblade to pick his teeth, and he could have been a small-time grifter in Guys and Dolls.

  “Yow, Bobbie,” he answered.

  “Whyn’t you help Mister…”

  “Lassiter,” I announced proudly.

  They traded places. Her high heels clackety-clacked as she legged it toward the back. Sleek, fine legs with a comely curve of the calf undulating with each step. As she slinked by Max he said, “Foot Long’s just about got Naughty Nurse’s panties off.”

  She sat down at the desk and peered into the monitor. “Nurse’s been putting out for everybody and their cousin,” she called back.

  Max took his time examining my application. I wondered if anyone ever failed the entrance exam. “You can listen in?” I asked.

  “Huh?”

  I pointed toward the computer where Bobbie sat, her long, lean body bent toward the screen.

  “Someone’s gotta be the sys-op,” he said. “Work the panel in case there’s a glitch online. We can tap into any talky-talk, just like Southern Bell.”

  “You must hear—or read—it all.”

  “Yow. Till after while, it puts you to sleep. Like how many ways can they describe it?”

  He returned to the form, moving his lips and tracing each line with a finger. “Say, you were just kidding here, huh?”

  “Yeah.”

  “Bobbie don’t have much of a sense of humor. Comes from having a hard life as a kid. You gotta make allowances with a filly like that.” He grinned and showed me two rows of shopping-center dental work. “You’re a straight shooter looking for old-fashioned cooze in the missionary position, yow?”

  “Yow,” I answered right back at him.

  He gave me a temporary membership card and a book of rules. I gave him a twenty-dollar bill.

  “Ever have any trouble with your clients?” I asked.

  The word “trouble” made the mustache twitch. “Whaddaya mean?”

  “Like any women complain about guys putting the make on ‘em, they don’t like what’s being offered?”

  His eyes had put up a shield. “No trouble. Woman gets hassled, she can bug out of the call. She invites a guy over or goes out with him, that’s her business. We don’t give no guarantees.”

  “You keep records of the calls?”

  He sneaked a peek at the wall where his occupational license was taped over a crack. Probably figured me for a city inspector and wondered when I’d show him my palm.

  I po
inted back to his main computer. “All the calls stored in there?”

  “Hell no! I wouldn’t clog up our hard memory with that shit.”

  “How many members you have?”

  “Three hundred fifty men. Almost two hundred women. Hey, we’re a member of the BBB.”

  “So what’s stored in there?”

  “It’s programmed to record how many times members call in and how long they talk. After fifty hours, you gotta renew.”

  “So it records who they talk to…”

  “That’d be an invasion of privacy,” he said with undue formality.

  “But it could be done, if you wanted to know who a client spoke with, say, two nights ago?”

  “The calls are coded numerically. It could be—”

  “What the hell!” Bobbie Blinderman demanded, towering over Max the Jockey. “Just who the hell are you, buster?” In her bare feet now, she was three inches shorter, but no friendlier. She had silently prowled back to the counter from her position as gatekeeper of erotica and her ebony eyes glared at me.

  I gave her a daffy grin. “Just a lonely guy—”

  “Get your jollies somewhere else!” she ordered, pointing toward the door.

  “With a grand-jury subpoena,” I added, pulling a blue-backed paper out of my back pocket and sliding it across the counter. Max stared at it a moment, then picked it up as if afraid to leave prints. Bobbie looked straight at me with those long-lashed eyes, the sanguine complexion a tone redder. “Flatfoot faggot,” she hissed. “Your preference?” I politely inquired.

  CHAPTER 7

  Ladyfingers

  Alejandro Rodriguez sat in the upholstered chair, a Smith & Wesson .38 in one hand, a Glock nine-millimeter in the other. He put down the .38, fondled the Glock, and sniffed at its oily barrel with his squashed policeman’s nose. Then he picked up the .38 and did the same thing. He shifted the gun hand to hand and repeated the ritual with the Glock.