5+Us Makes Seven: A Nanny Single Dad Romance

by Nicole Elliot

They screamed in mock panic and hung up, and I couldn’t help but smile at their antics. They were a pair of pretentious bitches, but they were good fun and actually quite nice to be around when they weren’t trying to egg each other on or wind someone up.

  I lied back and took another sip of champagne.

  Yup, I think this trip is gonna be a whole lot of fun, I thought to myself. Then I figured I’d better get ready if my friends were coming over soon.

  I stood, pausing to grab my glass before heading towards the shower.

  Cruz

  I sat in my apartment, deep in thought. I’d managed to prepare everything for the impending trip, but still had nagging doubts gnawing at the back of my mind.

  It’s normal. Stop worrying about pointless shit and get on with it, I tried to tell myself.

  Thing was, if I had doubts, they were usually about something specific. But this time, I just had a bad feeling I couldn't place. And I fucking hated bad feelings. They gave me indigestion.

  I’d also been watching Alexandra’s house the last few nights, making sure there wasn’t anyone else eyeing the place up for a late-night visit. There were a few things I’d learned I was damn good at when working as a gun for hire. One, I was patient. You had to be when you were waiting for someone paranoid to show themselves or make a mistake. Two, I was quiet and quick for a big guy, and surprisingly good at not being noticed. I seemed to blend into the background, my nonchalant demeanor disarming all but the most intense scrutiny.

  Another thing I was good at was noticing things. I’d learned to go into an almost meditative state where I wasn’t distracted by conscious thought and could keep an eye on the telltale signs that painted a much clearer picture of the world compared to the casual or distracted viewer. I had learned to do this while maintaining a blank expression, looking more like an idiot than a threat.

  Even so, I hadn’t noticed anything at all unusual around Alexandra’s house. No cars parked suspiciously or driving past more than once. No lone figures walking past the fence or gate. No sign at all of any attempted entry.

  Not a fucking peep.

  I checked my gear for the trip for the umpteenth time.

  My guess was that they knew where she lived, so why would they need to keep an eye on it? They’d probably already worked out she’d booked on a flight by now, and they probably even knew what fucking seat she’d be in and what she’d order for dinner.

  I just hoped that the seat booked for Cruz Miller in business-class had passed under the radar. I’d spoken to her dad the day before to discuss a few final details like location and transport. Discussing the risks, basically. We’d agreed it would be good for me to try and avoid suspicion by sitting in business-class. Firstly, if anyone had access to the flight records, first place they’d look was the seats around Alexandra. Secondly, people who could afford first-class wouldn’t be looking to extort money out of their wealthy co-passengers. Finally, I’d be at the front of business and only a quick run from where they’d be sitting.

  I was distracted from mindlessly re-checking my gear when my cell phone ringing loudly in my pocket. I guessed it was probably Alexandra since I couldn’t remember anyone else having the new number.

  “Hey, miss,” I said, putting the cheap and small cell phone to my ear. I held it gingerly with my thumb and forefinger. Big hands weren’t useful for most practical things, I’d learned over the years. Good for fighting, though. And women seemed to like them...

  “Hey there, mister,” she said, her voice low and dripping honey. “I’m all ready for you. Or I should say, we’re all ready for you.”

  She giggled along with two other girls in the background. It sounded like they were all a little tipsy.

  “Good stuff, doll. Just tell me when and I’ll be there. Oh, and you’ll like the transport, for sure. Something me and your dad got, special like.”

  “Ooh, I can’t wait!” she squealed.

  Sounded like she’d definitely been at her dad’s whiskey cupboard.

  I heard a few comments from her friends in the background, but couldn’t make out what they’d said, which was probably for the best.

  “Be at mine in two days. That’s Thursday. We’ll need to be leaving for the ai...” she hesitated, “for the destination at about four p.m. Get here at about two if you can.” She sounded pleased with her almost immediate correction of her potential slip up. “I’m guessing my dad filled you in with the details. You know where we’re going, right?”

  I half heard a crude, muffled comment from one of the girls in the background about me filling in Alexandra, who gasped in mock indignation, laughing and sounding a little embarrassed.

  “Right,” I said, needing to wrap this up quick. I could hear a slight echo from her end of the phone. Either it was a bad line, or her phone was tapped. I didn’t know if it was possible for my location to be discovered from a tap on her phone, and I didn’t want to take the risk of finding out. “I’ll be there for sure. See ya,” I said and hung up.

  I sat there for a moment, feeling a little disturbed with myself. It was a damn shame. I could listen to that girl talk all day, ‘specially with her a bit tipsy.

  I glanced down at my watch on my left wrist. It was half past three.

  I debated checking over my gear again, but quickly changed my mind.

  Stop worrying like a goddamn old woman, Cruz, I chastised myself.

  I needed a drink or two to take my mind off things.

  Alexandra

  “You pair of bitches!” I screeched.

  I didn’t think Cruz had actually heard what my friends had said when I was on the phone to them, although a part of me almost hoped he had, shamefully thinking it’d be nice to give him something to think about. But I definitely wouldn’t admit that to these two because I’d never hear the last of it. Still though, the more I thought about Cruz, the further my mind went in visualizing his naked muscled form…

  I was looking forward to the trip more and more by the hour.

  Olivia and Lucy burst out laughing, and Olivia poked me in the ribs. “Just admit it!” she said. “Then we’ll stop teasing you.”

  “Admit what?” I replied, raising my eyebrows with feigned innocence. “I don't know what you’re talking about.”

  “Don’t play innocent little girl with us,” Lucy said. “I could hear from your voice you can’t wait to get your hands on his muscles!”

  “Well, I cannot confirm or deny your accusations,” I said as seriously as I could, struggling to keep a straight face. “But either way, hands off! He’s my bodyguard, remember!” Unable keep it together any longer, I burst into laughter, falling towards the two girls and slapping them both on the legs. The champagne had gone straight to my head, but I had to admit that I was having fun.

  And flirting with Cruz had been fun too. His seriousness had made it even more enjoyable, and I as drawn to the idea of seeing if I could get a glimpse of the man behind the facade. The quickness of the phone call had barely given me any time to work my magic though; all I’d time to do was put on the sexy voice that usually worked like a charm.

  Chapter Five

  Cruz

  I rose from my armchair, Alexandra and whiskey on my mind, in that order. Leaving my gear in my non-descript ex-army duffel bag, the sort of no-nonsense bag you could sling over one shoulder and fuck off in an instant. I liked it even though I had to admit it was a bit frayed and beaten.

  I left the door to my small but modern apartment and ran down the steps, taking two at a time. My mind ran over the impending trip to the airport, the flight, and trip to the hotel in Paris after the flight. Going over potential routes, risks, dangers… fucking traffic hotspots. My mind was swimming with ideas and thoughts, feeling like it was about to fucking explode. I regretted taking on such a mammoth undertaking, but the money was right. Plus, after meeting Alexandra, I felt an instinctive need to protect her and keep her out of trouble, although it made me fucking nervous.

  I had one more d
ay to relax, so a few whiskies were on the cards this evening. I was out on the street now, taking in the sights and sounds of the city near my apartment. Traffic passed me on the left as I strolled purposefully along the sidewalk, the sound of engines intermittently broken by car horns. A homeless guy to my right, drunk or high--possibly both. A young, mean looking guy swaggered past him, bloodshot eyes darting everywhere at once. His hand was in his jacket.

  Gangster.

  I avoided the hood and tossed the homeless guy a couple of ones. Not that he seemed to notice. I passed him by and headed towards my local bar, Drake’s. Rough but quiet, I’d been there a few times and the locals mostly ignored me, perhaps sensing what I was.

  A young woman walked past, looking at me with hooded eyes, her hips swaying. I winked, and she smiled.

  I had to walk a couple blocks and cross the road to get to the bar. Apparently, it was named after the owner, a rough guy of few words who mainly grunted when you ordered a drink. He looked like he could handle himself. I liked him instantly.

  I walked in the main door, swinging the heavy door back effortlessly. My eyes scanned the bar. The usual suspects were there-- two old guys sitting on stools at the bar which stretched across the back of the building, with bathrooms either side. There were a couple of other regulars dotted about on the faded red leather booths that ran down either side of the building. The space in the middle of the bar was filled with wooden tables and chairs, all slightly mismatched.

  The locals barely paid me any attention as I walked past the tables and chairs to approach the bar. One of the old guys nodded at me, and I nodded back in greeting. The owner seemed to notice the exchange and looked my way. “Whiskey on the rocks?” he said, in a gravelly voice.

  “Yeah,” I replied. “And a round for the bar.” The old guys on my right raised their glasses and nodded muttered thanks. The other guys behind me in the booths toasted me a bit more vigorously.

  Well, I guess that’s my initiation, I thought. Just one of the locals now. I guess they like that I don’t say much, don’t cause any trouble, and can handle my drink.

  “Thanks,” I grunted, picking up the whiskey that had been placed in front of me. I opted for a bar stool on the other side of the bar as the two old locals. Usually, that earned me a frown or two, but now that I’d risen to the rank of initiated local, I wasn’t even glanced at.

  As I took my seat at the bar, the door opened loudly behind me. I heard voices in a heated exchange, arguing about whose round it was, it seemed. The voices approached, piercing the silence in the bar with crude conversation.

  Just what I fucking need, I thought as I took a swig of whiskey. And I was starting to relax.

  Without turning, I could smell trouble. These new arrivals were already drunk and sounded up for a fight. I’d been around enough drunken idiots in my time to know when they were out looking for trouble. Why they’d walked into a bar for old men though, I had no clue. All I knew was that they’d chosen the wrong time to come because considering my mood, I wasn’t afraid of knocking a couple heads together, if it meant peace and quiet. And since I’d just been initiated as a local, I doubted anyone would object to my attempt to restore the peace.

  The two guys approached the bar, quieting for a second to debate over who was paying.

  “Get us two beers, with whiskey chasers,” one said once the quiet debate was over. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw that the one who’d spoken was the smaller of the two, probably the brains. The guy to his right was big, half-fat and half-muscle.

  Drake didn’t say a word as he begrudgingly prepared the drinks for the two, taking twice as long as he would for a local. His gaze was fixed intently on the two rough men in front of him, although he didn’t look fazed at all.

  Probably got a shotgun under the bar, I mused.

  The two guys resumed their heated conversation, but this time the big guy boasted to his friend about how he had recently bedded his colleague's wife.

  “Yeah, after the party, we had to celebrate finishing the last job, you know. The apartment block.” He paused to take a huge swig of whiskey, followed by half of his bottle of beer.

  Construction. Explains the equal ratio of fat and muscle.

  His friend laughed loudly, patting him on the shoulder before the big guy continued his boasting. “You know Mike’s wife, Shelley? Gagging for it, she was. Said he wasn’t up to the job and she needed someone big to take care of her.”

  I stopped listening and pretended to watch the small TV above the bar behind Drake. I shifted on my seat and drained the rest of my whiskey in one go, sliding the empty glass over towards the barman. He refilled my glass obligingly and was rather generous with the measure. I nodded at him slightly, an intense look on my face meant to convey that these two knuckleheads were no problem, and I could handle them if need be.

  Catching my drift, he nodded back and resumed his stance at the center of the bar.

  One of the old guys on the stools said something to the other, and the other laughed.

  “What’s that, old man?” the big guy said, turning to face the old drunks, his back now turned to me. “Got something to say?”

  “Yeah, say it so we can all hear,” his sidekick chimed in.

  “Right.” The big guy gestured with his beer bottle. “Ain’t polite sayin’ things about others under your breath.”

  The old guy sat silently, taking a long drink from his glass. In fact, he seemed to be pretending he hadn’t heard anything at all and was doing a damn good job of it.

  The two thugs exchanged glances, and the smaller guy raised his eyebrows. The big one then smiled meanly and together, they turned to face the old man.

  “We’re talking to you. Don’t you go pretending you’ve suddenly gone deaf. I ain’t afraid of teaching you a lesson in manners, old man.” The big guy stepped forward and poked a sausage-like finger into the old man’s chest.

  I’d had enough. I was almost halfway through my second whiskey and was more stressed than before I’d entered the bar. I stood up swiftly, thinking bitterly that these fools could have done me a favor and shown up an hour later, so they could have gotten chased out by a shotgun instead.

  I stood, scraping the bar stool loudly on the wooden floor. The two thugs turned to face me with mean expressions on their faces. Too drunk, they didn’t seem worried that I was the same height as the bigger one, much more heavily muscled, and looked twice as mean.

  That was their first mistake.

  “You got a problem as well?” the smaller one said. “Looks like everyone in here needs a lesson in fucking manners.”

  I held my hands up defensively, palms facing them. “Listen,” I said, in a low menacing voice, “‘cause I’m only gonna say this once.” I paused, noting the silence in the bar and the fact that everyone’s attention was on me. “I suggest you fuck off now, before I teach you a lesson in manners.”

  They stood stupefied for a second, their expressions quickly changing from shock to anger in the space of a few seconds. And then they both took a step towards me, their arms raised.

  That was their second and final mistake.

  I covered the distance to the pair in an instant. Adrenaline slowing my perception of time, it seemed like he was moving like someone under water.

  The smaller guy was quicker and had reacted to my advance first, swinging a frightened and savage right hook at my jaw. I tensed my left arm, strong palm facing outwards, and stepped into the punch, deflecting his fist harmlessly past my head. I then brought my right fist up to his jaw in an explosive uppercut, my massive biceps and ripped abdomen giving the punch extraordinary power and sending him flying backwards, landing with a crunch.

  An instant later, I turned to face the big guy. But I easily weaved under his first right jab, rising to send a left cross into his temple. He grunted and punched at me viciously with his left, bringing his fist hooking towards my temple. I rocked back on my feet, his fist missing my face by a few inches as his moment
um took him slightly off balance.

  I stepped into his guard, pushing his over-extended right arm into his chest. At the same time, I brutally headbutted him square on his nose. It broke with an audible crack. I then hooked my right leg behind his left, stepping past him and sending him the rest of the way to the floor. He landed heavily with a grunt of pain.

  “Shoulda listened when I told you to fuck off,” I said, my voice distorted from my partially transformed mouth-shape.

  The whole exchange had taken a matter of seconds. I looked at the pair on the floor as they slowly picked themselves up. I didn't expect any more trouble from these two and figured their pride would most likely stop them from going crying to the cops, especially when they’d been the one to start the trouble. Or at least I hoped that would be the case…

  I’d been a nasty bastard in the past, but only to people who deserved it, either by threatening me, someone I cared about, or someone I was protecting. I didn’t consider myself a hero though, as I knew the only real way to stay safe was to avoid trouble whenever possible.

  Regardless, I hated lowlife small-time wannabe hard men who picked on people for no reason.

  I surveyed the eyes fixated on me from around the bar. I had been in the army for a few years in my younger days. My strength, savagery, skill with weapons, and fighting prowess had lead me into the Rangers, which I’d deserted after a period of spiraling self-destruction into corruption and illicit gambling rackets after the breakdown of my first and only marriage.

  I turned to face Drake, stunned to see him grinning broadly at me.

  “Sorry ‘bout that.” I said after a second. “Just don’t like fools causing trouble where it ain’t needed. ‘Specially fools that gang up on a couple of old guys who ain’t causing no trouble.”

  Drake nodded, still grinning. “That’s all right,” he said. He leaned over the bar to tap me on the shoulder, and then pointed a finger at the old guy. “Thing is,” he continued, “if they’d picked on him ten years ago, they wouldn’t be walking outta here.”