Lindsey Davis - Falco 13 - A Body In The Bath House

by A Body In The Bath House(lit)

  “You’re not just a trowel-wielder,” I commented.

  “Certainly not! I am in charge of the people who supervise the trowel-wielders’ gang leaders.” He was half mocking his status yet it mattered. “I can spot a slug-but basically, I’m the man who devises the glamorous effects.”

  “And they will be glorious,” Helena complimented him.

  “Pomponius has been describing your scheme for us.”

  “Poniponius is a deluded snot,” replied Timagenes helpfully. “He’s all set on ruining my creative vision-but I’ll get him!”

  There seemed to be no hard malice in his words, yet for him to be so open was instructive.

  “Another feud?” I enquired mildly.

  “Not at all.” Timagenes sounded quite comfortable. “I hate him. I hate his liver, lungs and lights.”

  “And hope he has no luck with girls?” I was remembering Lupus, the overseer, describing angry curses laid at shrines by his labourers.

  “That would be too cruel.” Timagenes smiled. “Actually, there’s no girl around here who would look at him. Girls are not stupid,” he opined with a polite salute to Helena. “We all suspect he prefers boys but the boys in Noviomagus have better taste too.”

  “What has Pomponius done to upset you?” Helena asked.

  “Far too obscene to mention!” Timagenes bent down and gripped a small blue flower. “A periwinkle. These do well in Britain. They peg their dark mats into dank spidery places, with strong glossy leaves that you hardly notice, until suddenly at the end of April they push up their sturdy blue stars. Now that’s gardening out here. The startling discovery of some bright, defiant thing ‘

  The poetic foliage-forager pulled at the blossom, yanking so violently he presented Helena with a stringy rope two feet or more in length. There were very few flowers, and white roots dangled in unpleasant clumps. She took the offering gingerly.

  “So what did Pomponius do to you?” I insisted laconically.

  Ignoring the question, Timagenes only turned up his face to sniff the air, then answered, “Summer is here. Smell it on the wind! Now we’re in real trouble…”

  Whether he meant horticulturally or in some wider sense, we could not tell.

  XVI

  As helena and I later made our way back to the Noviomagus road and our transport, we came across a slow wagon trailing up to the site.

  “Stop laughing, Marcus!” Luckily, there was nobody around to spy on our meeting. It would have been rude of me to guffaw at strangers the way I did now. But one of this mournful party was only disguised as a stranger. His grumpy scowl was all too familiar.

  The scene was bright. Summer had come, as Timagenes observed. A fiercely cold morning with a lacerating wind had now developed into an afternoon of incredible mildness. The sun broke through the racing clouds as if it had never been away. It gave notice that even this—

  far north, without any noticeable transition, there would be extra hours of light lengthening both ends of the day.

  This spirit of renewal was wasted on the miserable young man we |

  had met. “Don’t even speak to me, Falco!”

  “Hail, Sextius!” I greeted his companion instead. “I trust our dear Aulus is proving useful to you. He has some truculence, but we think well of him generally.”

  The man who sold moving statues hopped down to gossip. Helena’s brother turned away with even greater bitterness. Still in his role as an assistant, he began foddering a lanky horse who pulled the cart of stoneware samples. Helena tried to kiss his cheek in sisterly affection; he shook her off angrily. Since we had kept all his luggage, he was wearing the same tunic as when we left him in Gaul. Its white wool had acquired a dark, greasy patina which some ruffians would take years to apply to their working gear. He looked cold and glum.

  “Is that a suntan or are you utterly filthy?”

  “Oh don’t worry about me, Falco.”

  “I don’t, lad, I don’t. You are a repository of republican virtue.

  Nobility, courage, steadfastness. Let’s face it, you’re the kind of virtuous cur who really likes suffering-‘

  He kicked the wheel of the cart. It lurched, causing a sound of crashing stone.

  “Oil” protested Sextius, horrified.

  As the statue factor clambered up to investigate, Aulus turned to me grimly. “This had better be worth it! I can’t tell you what a time I’ve had…” He did lower his voice. If he offended Sextius, Sextius could easily shed him, which would not help me. “I’m bruised and bashed, and sick to the teeth of hearing about wonderful Heron of Alexandria’s inventions. Now we have to slog here, find some completely uninterested buyer, then try to fib him into believing he needs a set of dancing nymphs worked by hot air, whose costumes fall off-‘

  “Whoa!” I stopped him, grinning. “I had a crazy great-uncle who adored mechanical toys. This is a new variation on an old favourite. When did the famous dancing nymphs shed their dresses?”

  “A modern twist, Falco.” Aelianus was displaying a prim streak. Hating popular taste, though he clearly understood it, he growled, “We give our buyers what they want. The more pornographic the better.”

  “Don’t tell me you devised the striptease?” I chortled admiringly. “Great Jupiter, you’re really taking to this. My uncle Scaro would love you, boy! Next thing you’ll have one of Philon of Tyre’s dip-in-me all-ways inkwells.” Scaro had told me enough about Greek inventors to see me through this banter.

  “Gimbals!” snarled Aulus. Thus proving that he had heard all about Philon’s magic octagon, the executive toy every scribe wants as his next Saturnalia present. “Don’t interrupt when I’m raving,” Aulus carried on. Tm sick of this. Why me? Why not my devious brother?”

  “Justinus is younger than you and he’s delicate,” Helena reproved. “Anyway, I promised dear little Claudia that I would look after him.”

  “Quintus is quite hardy and no one promised Claudia anything; she thought her darling bridegroom would be going home from Ostia. I always get the short measure. I already know I’ll be eating rancid broth, and sleeping at the side of the cart, under an awning alongside the horse.”

  “There are canabae,” I told him, with a grain of pity.

  Sextius overheard me as he jumped down again beside us. “That’s for me!” he cried. “Lucky I’ve got you, lad. I’m not taking this stuff anywhere it might get pinched, young Aulus. You’ll have to stop with the cart and mind the goods. I’m going to find myself a drink and maybe a tasty wench tonight.”

  Aelianus was about to spit with frustration. Then we all pulled up. A voice which at least Helena and I recognised was calling my name excitedly. “Man from Rome!”

  We turned to greet him as one, like a set of well-oiled but slightly guilty automata. “Verovolcus! Does your sophisticated king like moving statues?”

  “Greek athletes he likes, Falco.”

  “I think that means classical art, not oily boyfriends,” I explained to Sextius. “I don’t know what’s on offer, Verovolcus. I just met these interesting salesmen for the first time. They are trying to find out the procedure for getting an appointment to show off their wares ‘

  “They have to see Plancus.”

  “The assistant architect? But he’s an idiot,” I wheedled.

  “Plancus and Strephon who works with him,” Verovolcus repeated dismissively. He seemed like a native comedian, yet the response was so brisk I looked twice at him. He knew how to rebuff foot-in-the-door men. Suddenly I could visualise him taking a hard line in other situations.

  “Look, we know you must get canvassers all the time’ Aelianus began.

  “If Plancus and Strephon let them see Pomponius then he turns them down!” roared the King’s representative. It was a huge joke.

  “Oh go on how about a bird that guards her fledglings from a snake!” wheedled Sextius.

  “With wings that really make her fly up and hover,” added his assistant wearily. Aelianus must have suffered endless
rehearsals somewhere. “In the direct tradition of the marvelous technician Csetiphon -‘

  “Ctesiphon!” hissed Sextius.

  “Of Tyre—’

  “Of Alexandria Alexandria must be awash with eccentrics building gadgets.

  “We can show you the latest in talking statues worked by a speaking tube. I operate the display model,” Aelianus explained, ‘but I can easily train a slave of yours in the technique. Then we offer a mechanism for opening your palace doors as if by an invisible hand-you would need to dig a pit for the water tank, but I see you have labourers on site here and it’s simplicity to use once you’re set up properly. Consider a self-regulating oil-lamp wick’

  Sextius dug him in the ribs for rushing the script.

  “See Plancus see Strephon.” Verovolcus waved them aside, so he could address Helena and me with his errand. “Man from Rome! My king invites you and your lady to the old house. It has many rooms, all beautiful. You can stay with us.”

  “But we are travelling with two very small children, their nurse and my sister-in-law…” Helena demurred shyly.

  “More women!” Verovolcus was thrilled.

  “I cannot allow myself to socialise, I’m afraid,” I said warily.

  “No, no. My king says you must be left to do your important work.”

  Helena and I consulted quickly.

  “Yes?”

  “Yes!”

  My girl and I don’t muck about.

  The idea had obvious attractions. Flavius Hilaris was lending us a decent house in Noviomagus, but nothing like a palace. I would see more of Helena if she were living with me on site than if I had to leave her in the town while I worked out here. Assuming she wanted it, she would see more of me.

  “Hmm.” She made a show of reconsidering the practical disadvantages. I’ll have to stop the little ones tumbling into deep trenches while you have fun solving the project problems.”

  “Organise however you like, fruit. You can audit the project, and I’ll play with the infants, if you like.”

  So while Aelianus seethed in silence, thinking of his outdoor lodging in the rain and cold, his sister and I made our arrangements to live in luxury with the King.

  XVII

  while cAMiitus the janus was being toughened up on the open road, his little brother had been enjoying life. I was keeping Justinus under wraps in Noviomagus, in case I found a role for him where he must look unconnected with me. He was finding lite dull at the Procurator’s town house.

  “I’m bored, Falco.”

  “Tell yourself it could be worse. Aulus can’t have washed for a week. He has a filthy horse as a pillow, while in his dreams he tries to puzzle out how to fix a drive-wheel up an iron dove’s arse. Want to swap?”

  “He gets all the pleasure!“Justinus whined satirically.

  My sister sniggered. I was glad to see Maia cheer up, if only briefly. She continued to mourn the absence of her children, and to resent all of us. I had not warned her yet that the King’s man Verovolcus was just looking for a sophisticated Roman widow on whom he could _

  practice Latin.

  I sent Justinus out to find somebody who would hire us a luggage cart. He looked hopeful. “So I’m coming with you to this palace?”

  “No.”

  “Are you staying in town?” he then asked Maia. They seemed to be getting on well.

  “She comes with us!” I snapped. The idea that Helena’s brother might start mooning over my sister-and that she might allow it-filled me with irritation.

  While Helena fed our screaming baby in private and our eldest hurled her toys about, I had told Hyspale to start repacking. “But I have only just wwpacked everything!” she wailed.

  I gazed at her. She was a small chubby woman, who thought herself attractive. Which she was, if you liked eyebrows plucked so heavily they were little more than snail trails on her white-leaded face. Where my idea of beauty involved at least a hint of responsiveness, hers stopped short of intelligence. Talking to her was as monotonous as threading a mile-long string of identical beads. She was a self-centred, snobbish little property. If she had been good with our children I might have forgiven her.

  She could have been good with children. We would never know. Julia and Favonia failed to arouse her interest.

  I folded my arms. I was still staring at the freed woman This dough faced treasure had been given to us by Helena’s mother. Julia Justa was an astute, efficient woman; had she wanted to pass on a household trial to us? She knew Helena and I would tackle anything.

  Helena normally dealt with Hyspale because of the family connection. I tended to hold back-but had we been in Rome, I would be sending Hyspale straight home to the Camilli without apology. Broaching that delicate issue must wait. Best not even discuss it now. I was tough-yet not so harsh that I could ditch a pampered unmarried female in the wilds of a brutal new province. Still, my grim face should be telling her: the contract for her services had an end date.

  Hyspale failed to take my point. I was a working informer. She was the favoured freed woman of a senatorial family. Equestrian status and an imperial commission would never be enough to impress her.

  “Stuff every thing back in the bags,” I said quietly.

  “Oh Marcus Didius, I can’t face all that again straight away ‘

  My jaw set off-line. My daughter Julia, more sensitive to atmosphere than the freed woman looked up at me anxiously then threw back her little curly head and started crying loudly. I waited for Hyspale to comfort the child. It did not occur to her.

  With a swift glance at me, Maia scooped up Julia and carried her off elsewhere. On the whole, Maia was refusing to involve herself with my children on this trip, as a punishment for being wrenched away from her own. She pretended that mine could scream themselves unconscious and all I could expect from her was a complaint about the racket. But when she was on her own with them, she let herself be the perfect aunt.

  Hyspale enraged her. Maia, leaving, ordered her angrily: “Do what you are told, you halfhearted, slapdash scut!”

  Perfect. It was the first time Maia and I had shared an opinion since we left Rome.

  Justinus arranged our transport, then returned to the house and hung about looking dissatisfied again.

  “You’re bored. That’s good,” I said.

  “Oh thanks.”

  “I want you really bored.”

  “I hear and obey, Caesar!”

  “Try making it more obvious.” He thought the remark was sarcastic. “I have a job for you. Don’t mention Helena Justina; don’t mention me. It you meet Aulus or his companion Sextius you can speak to them but don’t show that Aulus is your brother. Otherwise, you can play this in character. You’re the bored nephew of an official, trapped in Noviomagus Regnensis when you’d rather be out hunting. In fact, you want to be anywhere except where you’ve been dumped. But you have no horses, no slaves and very little money.”

  “I can certainly act that.”

  “You’re on your own in a dead-end British town, looking for some harmless thrills.”

  “With no money?“Justinus jibed.

  “It won’t get stolen off you that way.”

  “The thrills in Noviomagus Regnensis had best come very cheap.”

  “You can’t afford their sleazy women, that’s for sure. So I can tace your beloved Claudia with a clear conscience.”

  He made no comment on his beloved Claudia. “So what am I after, Marcus?”

  “Find out what’s here. I heard they have the usual canabae bound to be dire, but unlike your brother you can at least come home to a clean bed. Watch yourself. They use knives.”

  He gulped. Justinus had plenty of bravery, though he rationed it. On his own, he would never venture into bad situations. I had been out with him in Germany, in his patch as a tribune in the First Adiutrix legion; he had stuck to the approved military drinking dens, which he left discreetly when the gamblers and guzzlers started duffing I

  people up. He k
new how to cope in worse places too; I had taken him

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  to a few of those. “Am I looking for Gloccus and Cotta?”

  “We all are, all the time. In between, I want to discover the story on a dead Gaul called Dubnus. He was stabbed in a drunken fight recently. And look out for people going out the back of bars to buy pinched materials from the building site. Or bent subcontractors who might be offering stolen goods to the site managers. I also want to identify any disaffected workmen.”

  “You know such people may exist?”

  “Apart from Dubnus, it’s guesswork. Mind you, I’ve seen the amicable atmosphere on site! Most of them dislike each other, and they all loathe the project manager. And I was briefed in Rome that the scheme is rife with corrupt practices.”

  Justinus bit his thumb. He was probably excited at his task. Cocky about it, even. But those deep brown eyes, whose warm promise had lured Claudia Rutina from Aelianus almost without either brother noticing what was on her mind, were now pondering how to approach this. He would be planning his wardrobe and rehearsing his script as a disaffected young aristocrat far from home. He was weighing risks too. Wondering whether he dared take a weapon-and if so, where to hide it. He realised that once he wandered into the local canabae on a gloomy British evening, there would be no simple escape route and no handy officials he could call upon for help.

  As I sat alone with him now-especially without his bickering brother I was remembering how secure I always felt when I worked with Justinus. He had excellent qualities. Quiet good sense, for one thing.

  He needed that. What I had just asked of him was no idle game. Time was, if anyone had to infiltrate the dark hovels of a native cantonment, there would be no option: I would go myself. Sending a lad in my place would never have occurred to me.

  Perhaps he could see my thoughts. “I will take care.”

  “If in doubt, retreat.”

  “That’s your motto, is it?” A smile flashed easily.

  There was one good reason for sending him instead of me. I was middle-aged nowadays, with the air of a well-married man. Justinus was about twenty-four; he carried his wedded status lightly. He might not think of himself as handsome, but he was tall, dark, slim and very slightly self-deprecating. He struck strangers as easy-going; women found him sensitive. He could talk himself into anyone’s confidence. There would be naive teenage barmaids queuing up to talk to him. I knew, and I was certain he remembered, that the golden-haired women of the northern world would readily let themselves be persuaded that this grave young Roman was wonderful.