“Bingo!” Sluggo laughed. He smacked his lips. The plane he saw pass over the pirate base with a roar was so wobbly, he knew it had about five more miles max before it would have to set down. The likeliest spot, probably in the valley on the other side of Stuka Mountain. If he could get his ground troops mobilized, they might be able to get it while it was still down.
The whole base was up and awake with the blaring of the klaxon. Sluggo, barely zipped into his pants, was shoving his men onto the big Deuces and pointing them toward the road leading to the valley.
“There’s an old shitbox plane, down in the valley!” he was screaming at his underlings, “It’s filled with blow. Get it! Get it!”
One pilot ran up to him a guy named Rat.
“I’ll go up and shoot the mother down,” he said, running toward one of the Stukas F-100 Super Sabres.
Sluggo just managed to grab him by the collar of his leather flight suit.
“What do you have?” Sluggo yelled at him. “Dog-shit for brains? You shoot that goddamn plane down and that blow is scattered to the winds! Those snow-bird pilots will dump it before they let us get them in the air. You know that. Now get in the Gawd damn truck and play soldier!”
By this time a small caravan of pirates—guards, ground mechanics and pilots, a hundred in all—was wending its way down the road toward the valley. A skeleton force of 50 were left behind to watch the store.
Sluggo was in the lead truck and seven followed behind. They reached the bottom of the mountain and had a clear look into the valley. There, through spyglasses, Sluggo saw his prey. Sitting near a bend in the Ohio River about a mile away was the C-119, its two crew members feverishly trying to fill the radiator on its right engine.
The pirate convoy lurched forward and started to race toward the plane. But just as they were closing in on it, the pilot had its engines going and the silver beast began to taxi. By the time the bandits reached the bend in the river, the C-119 had taken off.
“Shit!” Sluggo yelled. “Someone get me a map!”
A map was instantly produced and Sluggo pored over it. The next likely landing spot for the plane was 12 miles to the north, on a stretch of highway that ran close to a tributary of the Ohio.
“Stay in your trucks!” Sluggo yelled to his troops. “Stay in your fucking trucks! We’re moving! We’re moving!”
The pirate column pushed on. They kept the Flying Boxcar in view most of the time. It was following the twists and turns of the river, flying low and slow and trying to preserve its coolant as long as possible.
“Ha!” Sluggo yelled, wishing he had a beer to drink for breakfast. “We got him next time!”
The plane was flying so slowly Sluggo’s column could see the straight patch of highway just about the same time the pilots of the C-119 did.
“Yahoo!” Sluggo was yelling wildly, his head, neck and half body hanging out of the window of the truck. “We do some blow-zeen tonight!”
Sure enough the C-119 set down on the highway, two miles down the road from the advancing pirate convoy.
“Go! Go! Go!” Sluggo was yelling, the driver of his truck flooring the accelerator on the already speeding truck. The pirates in the back were being unmercifully bounced around as the Deuce careened down the long-deserted highway.
But again, Sluggo would be denied. Just as the pirates closed in, the pilot gunned his engines and the plane was airborne again.
“Jesus!” Sluggo yelled, shaking his fist at the sky. “You mother! I’ll get you!”
“Hey, boss,” Sluggo’s driver had the guts to suggest. “Why don’t we get back to the field and get a couple of planes up to follow him?”
If Sluggo was armed, he would have shot the man. “I’m surrounded by morons,” he said. “How far away do you think he’d be by the time we turned around and went all the way back there? In another 50 clicks, he’s over the Death Children’s turf. And we’ve lost him. He knows we’re after his ass, now. We got him next time he comes down!”
Sluggo studied his map again. There was an abandoned airfield 15 miles away, just off the highway. It would be a natural landing place for the snowbird, because it was next to a lake that was fed by the Ohio River.
“That’s it!” Sluggo said. “We got him now. I can taste that blow right now!”
The column pressed on, breaking the old 55 miles per hour speed limit on the highway by plenty in an all-out effort to reach the next landing spot for the snowbird.
Twenty minutes later, the pirate convoy reached the old airfield. Sitting at the end of the runway was the elusive C-119, one of its engines smoking heavily.
“Up yer nose with a rubber hose!” Sluggo yelled upon seeing the apparently disabled plane. “He burnt the engine right off the old bird. Now it’s ours for the picking.”
He ordered his driver to floor the truck and soon the nine pirate vehicles were racing across the wide-open field in a helter-skelter motion, each one intent on getting to the plane first.
The bandits were too busy trying to feed their insatiable drug habits to notice the helicopter partially hidden in the woods on the other side of the lake …
Despite the breakneck race, Sluggo’s truck was the first to reach the C-119. He held up his hand, and all the other pirate trucks reluctantly screeched to a halt about fifty yards from the plane.
“Now listen up, you boneheads!” he said, climbing on the hood of the Deuce. “Let’s not forget who’s the top man around here. I say who gets dibs on the any blow inside that plane.”
“What about us!?” a pirate named Zonk yelled. “We want some too!”
His comment was greeted with a chorus of “Me, too!” from the other pirates.
Sluggo looked out on the 100 or so bandits. “Hey!” he yelled. “When we iced old Jaws, you guys were sucking up to me like no one’s business. Now, if anyone here wants to go where old Jaws went, then he can just step his ass forward right now!”
The pirates were silent—so silent, if they listened hard enough, they could have heard the sound of two jets approaching …
Sluggo knew no one would call his bluff. He looked out on the gang of pirates, ground crew guys mostly. It never failed to amaze him that guys so stupid knew how to fix a supersonic jet fighter. They were like mice. They liked to be led.
“Okay,” he yelled, jumping down from the hood. “That’s better. Now, me, Rat, Mal and Eddie are going inside the plane. The rest of you guys wait here.”
Again, a sullen silence fell over the bandits. It was almost quiet enough to hear the two F-4s heading their way …
Sluggo climbed inside the plane, his .45 drawn. It was filled with large bales, 50 or more, all tied tightly with bale and heavy duct tape.
“No one home,” he said, putting his gun back in his belt and drawing out a Bowie knife. “Those flyboys are long gone. They’ll never be able to show their faces anywhere again after losing this much of the Family’s blow.”
“Quick, Sluggo, rip one open,” Mal the pirate said after following the top pirate into the otherwise empty plane. “Let’s see what we got.”
“It’s got to be pure,” Rat said, actually salivating at the thought of all that cocaine. “The Family doesn’t buy stuff that’s been stepped on.”
“I’ll step on you, if you don’t shut your mouth,” Sluggo said, threatening to slap Rat on the side of the head.
Sluggo gently punctured one of the bales and a thin stream of white powder flowed out. He reached down with a cupped hand and captured a pile. Wearing a toothy grin, his eyes closed, he put the powder up to his mouth and tasted it.
A look of horror came across his face.
“What the fuck!” he screamed. “This is sugar!”
“What!” Rat screamed as he lunged at another bale, cutting it open and tasting it for himself. He immediately spit out the substance. “It is fucking sugar!”
“We’ve been screwed!” Sluggo screamed.
“Hey! Listen!” the pirate named Eddie said, cocking his
ear toward the plane’s door. “What’s that noise?”
The four pirates froze. It was a high whining noise. Getting louder. They looked out at the rest of the pirates, who had also heard the sound.
As they watched, one of the pirates out in the field shouted something and pointed to the northeast. Instantly, the gang started to scatter.
Sluggo jumped from the plane just in time to see the two F-4s of The Ace Wrecking Company bearing down on the open field. Each plane dropped two cannisters. Sluggo knew they were filled with napalm. He also knew they were sitting ducks …
The four napalm bombs exploded simultaneously, dispersing a tidal wave of flaming gasoline jelly all over the field and the desperately fleeing pirates. More than half the bandits were incinerated where they stood. The flames engulfed the pirates’ trucks and the C-119, trapping Sluggo and the other three bandits.
The F-4s climbed out and swung back around for another pass. This time they came in with cannons blazing, picking off the remnants of the pirate force, sometimes two or three at a clip. The two fighter bombers went around for a third time, and managed to pick off several more pirates, before streaking off toward the south.
In the woods across from the small lake, a Huey helicopter started its engine and slowly began to climb.
“That’s a doggone pity,” Clyde said, looking at the aftermath of the sudden, deadly effective air strike. “I kind of liked that old Flying Boxcar.”
“Yeah,” Hunter, sitting beside him, said. “It’s a real shame.”
Most of the fifty pirates left behind at the Stuka base went back to sleep almost immediately after Sluggo’s ill-fated column left in search of the snowbird. The day had dawned bright, hot and sunny, and outside was no place to be with a hangover, which the majority of the pirates were suffering from. Most just drifted off, with nothing much else to do, to wait for Sluggo to return and portion out the cocaine.
Back on the Pennsylvania Turnpike section turned runway, the F-4s of The Ace Wrecking Company were being re-armed. The Sea Stallion and one of the black Hueys were warming up, their complements of strike force ready and waiting inside. High above, the gigantic C-5A Galaxy orbited.
The second black Huey landed and Hunter and Clyde jumped out. They shook hands and headed for their assigned stations; Clyde to the Sea Stallion, Hunter to warm up the F-16.
His plane was ready to go in less than a minute. His six cannons were fully loaded. On his wings were four 500-pound iron bombs, plus four air-to-ground antipersonnel missiles. The F-4s carried similar loads. The Stallion’s Gatling guns were twisting and turning as their operators put them through a last effectability check and the big chopper’s loaded missile platform was lowered and raised once to make sure everything was in working order.
Hunter saw the strike force was ready. He ran through one last instrument check in his cockpit, then started the F-16 on its take-off roll. He lifted off smoothly, the same old excitement running through his body as the plane broke the bonds of earth. It was good to be flying the ’16 again. He really felt nowhere as much at home as in the cockpit of the remarkable fighter.
In quick succession, the rest of the strike aircraft took off. The F-4s were quickly airborne and riding in formation with the ’16 in the lead. The Stallion lifted off, followed by the Hueys and the Cobra Brothers. The five choppers fell into formation, with the Cobras in front, the Stallion in the middle and the Hueys in the rear, and turned to follow the fighter jets heading north.
On the steps of the saloon in Ruff Creek, the two town drunks sat, still picking pieces of chimney brick out of their hair. The day was getting hot and they wished the bar owner would wake up and open for business.
They had all but forgotten about the crazy pilot who had severed the chimney across the street with his low flying antics. Probably the Stukas again, they had reasoned in their hungover minds, chasing some poor bastard out of the sky. Someone should stand up to those assholes some day, they had said. Put an end to the bandits’ harassing of the Creekers and stealing of all the whores.
Suddenly, they heard another rumbling sound, this one ten times louder than the low flyer a couple of hours before. They looked up in amazement to see three jet fighters—not Stukas, either—flying in formation, passing directly over the town and heading north. The planes were followed by five helicopters, flying so low, the two drunks could see armed soldiers staring out the windows at them.
One of the drunks waved. One of the soldiers waved back. Little did the drunk know that he would never see a Stuka pirate in Ruff Creek again.
For the second time that day, the sentries in the watchtower at the Stuka base were rudely awakened. The rumbling of the approaching strike force was shaking the legs of the tower. Empty liquor bottles from the night before crashed to the wooden floor. One of the guards managed to reach the air raid siren button, and the wail warning signal started up again.
Hunter checked with the Phantoms and all three jets greened up. He did one last instrument check, then climbed to 13,000 for his pop. This air strike would be a pleasure.
Hunter went in first, dropping two of his 500-pounders and scoring a direct hit on the Stukas’ maintenance hangar. The building disappeared in a cloud of smoke. Captain Crunch followed, putting two bombs right on the base’s control tower. Crunch’s second Phantom made it three-for-three burying one of the pirates’ barracks and igniting a fuel tank nearby.
Hunter climbed, put the F-16 into a tight 360 and came back in, dropping a third 500-pounder on the storage facility where he, Al and Zal had once been held prisoner, and a fourth on the sentries’ watchtower 100 yards away. Crunch took out another storage building and his partner added another load into the already burning fuel tank.
The target thus softened up, the assault choppers, on Hunter’s orders, moved in.
“LZ is hot,” Hunter radioed the Stallion pilots, as he streaked in to strafe the runway. “Drop down quick and keep the props moving.”
Some pirates were still running out on the runway, trying to get to their gun positions, or taking shots at the jets flying over. Others were firing rifles and machine guns at the descending troop helicopters.
“Cobras!” Hunter called into the radio. “Soften the LZ will you?”
The two Cobras seemed to appear from nowhere and strafe the bandits as they dove for cover. Cobra Brother One stayed on the tails of five bandits who ran into a concrete bunker next to the runway. Pausing to hover for a moment, the Cousin soaked the structure with his flamethrower. The five bandits emerged, completely engulfed, and ran wildly until they were mercifully shot down by Cobra Brother Two.
The Sea Stallion was the first to come in. The troopers, led by Dozer, leaped from the craft before it even touched down. They were met by a band of determined pirate guards firing a variety of weapons from behind the parked F-100s and from the ditches lining the runway. A sharp firefight immediately erupted. The assault team hit the pavement and started pumping lead into the pirates’ positions. The battle was at such close quarters, the pirates were hurling hand grenades and the troopers were picking them up and throwing them back. The pirates fired shoulder-launch SAMs right into the assault team. The attackers returned the fire with their RPGs.
All the while, the Cobras were making breakneck strafing runs, using their flamethrowers and TOW missiles, flying so close to the defenders’ lines, the pirates had to duck.
Hunter had lowered his flaps and landing gear and flew as slowly as possible over the battle. While most of the fighting was taking place on the Sea Stallion’s port side, Hunter saw a group of 20 or so daring pirates, trying to sneak up on the chopper’s starboard side, and attack it from the blindside. That was their mistake; the starboard side hid all three of the chopper’s Gatling guns.
“Stallion,” Hunter radioed. “Goofballs on your backdoor. Lock on.”
“Roger, ’16,” the call came back. “We see them.”
The bandits were detected on one of chopper’s target acquisitio
n video screens just as they started to charge. In less then a second, the chopper’s shutters opened up to reveal the guns. Inside, the gunner pushed a button. In an instant, every pirate was severed at the waist by a one-second, computer-controlled burst from the chopper’s Gatling guns.
“Hueys!” Hunter called, after twisting and flying back over the runway. The two Hueys came in, landing on either side of the Stallion. More of the strike force troopers jumped out and joined the fray. By this time, bullets were flying everywhere, as were RPGs and cannon shells. The airwash from the choppers gave the appearance that the battle was being fought in a windstorm. Hunter continually passed over the battle scene, adding cannon fire when and where it was needed.
Although they were outnumbered, the strike force quickly gained the upper hand on the runway. The pirate guard broke and started to retreat, half heading for the nearby woods, the other toward the graveyard of wrecked planes at the far end of the landing strip. Dozer and the Stallion troops pursued the bandits into the sea of twisted metal, smashed jet engines and burnt out fuselages. There were many places for the bandits to hide, and the assault team had to work each plane, one at a time, to flush out the defenders.
Meanwhile, the choppers themselves were catching fire from the bandits in the woods and from some of the perimeter AA guns. One of the bandit gun crews had leveled their guns and were blasting away at the choppers on the runway. Hunter quickly swooped in and put a air-to-surface missile right into the AA nest, silencing the gun.
The Ace Wrecking Company Phantoms reappeared and started buffeting the woods hiding the pirates with murderous cannon fire. At the battle of the airplane graveyard, Dozer called Hunter on the radio.
“’16? Dozer here. We got a nest of snipers. Can you put an arrow in that 707 wreck?”
“Roger, Captain,” Hunter answered. “Heads up.”
Hunter turned, and bore down on the target. He immediately began picking up anti-aircraft fire from all over the field. Below, he could see the group of pirates, hiding in the burnt out cockpit area of the wrecked convoy plane, training their machine guns on the assault troopers. Sighting through his HUD, he squeezed the firing button and felt the resulting kick as the air-to-surface missile left his wing and instantly impacted on the pirates’ nest. He pulled up, turned left and looked back through the bubble canopy to see the missile had done its work.
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