Marrow
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“You cleaned up?” asked Flex.
I sincerely hoped that he wasn’t just now noticing it. “Yeah,” I said.
“Why’d you do that? I had everything where I wanted it.”
He threw the crushed can at the waste bin; instead of going in the bin, it bounced off the side and hit the floor. Flex sighed and started for his bedroom. I perked up at this familiar sight.
“What are you doing?” I asked.
Flex stretched out his lanky arms, tilted his head back, and yawned. “Going to bed.”
“Again?” I said. “How much do you sleep?”
“Not nearly enough,” said Flex. I couldn’t tell if he was joking or serious.
“What am I supposed to do?” I asked.
“I don’t care. Go knit a sweater or something.”
“You should care,” I said. “I’m your sidekick. You’re supposed to be my mentor.”
“Go play Batman.”
“I’m not playing freaking Batman.”
“Your loss,” said Flex with a shrug. He stepped into his bedroom and shut the door.
I wasn’t about to let a door stop me this time. I burst through, slamming the door against the wall in the process.
Flex whipped around, daggers in his glare. “The heck do you think you’re doing?”
“You know, Whisp had all these good things to say about you,” I said “And for a second, I almost believed him. I thought, ‘You know, maybe—just maybe—I have some super cool mentor that nobody knew about.’ But no . . . you’re just a washed up nobody who doesn’t want to be anybody. I don’t know what the heck he sees in you.”
“Well Whisp always has nice things to say about everybody,” said Flex, rolling his eyes. “I’m sure he’d say something nice about you even though you’re a self-inflated, annoying little buttmonkey. Now get lost.”
“I’m not leaving here until you start training me,” I said.
“If you don’t get out of my room, I’ll kick your butt inside out!” Flex snapped.
“Good!” I said. “Fighting you is better training than sitting around your crappy apartment.”
Flex’s nostrils flared. After standing rigid for several long seconds, he marched around his bed and retrieved a letter from the nightstand—the same letter that Havoc had given him. He then threw it at me like a Chinese throwing star. I managed to catch it before it could veer off course and flutter to the floor. I was surprised to find that the envelope had already been torn open.
“There,” said Flex. He tossed himself on the bed in exasperation. “Go knock yourself out.”
I raised the envelope from the corner like some dead creature. “What am I supposed to do with this?”
“Our first mission assignment is in there,” Flex grumbled. “Go without me. It’s a one-man job anyway.”
I stared absently at the envelope in my hands. Blinking myself back to reality, I fumbled to remove the letter inside. “They already assigned us a mission?”
“Uh . . . yeah. Duh. Every newly-teamed Superhero and sidekick get assigned their first mission in advance. Didn’t you go to the Teaming Ceremony?”
Ah. That explained it. I was probably puking my guts out during that important tidbit of information.
“And we’re responding to this mission a day late?” I don’t know why I even bothered pointing this out. It was obvious Flex didn’t care either way.
“Yeah, well on a scale of one to ten, I’d say the urgency of this mission ranks a negative eleven. You know Oracle?”
“Yeah, who doesn’t?”
“Well apparently she thinks someone is snooping outside her place,” said Flex. His assurance was underwhelming. “She reported it to the Guild, and now they want us to check it out.”
I removed two folded up sheets of paper from the envelope. The first was a corny congratulatory letter informing Flex that he would be training a sidekick. This included a list of qualities expected in a Superhero trainer. (Basically a list of everything Flex wasn’t. I refrained from pointing this out.) The second page outlined a mission that was labeled as “Top Secret.” It then proceeded to retell the mission exactly as Flex had explained, but managed to stretch it into four long paragraphs, ending with Oracle’s address and basic directions to her house.
“You happy?” said Flex. “Will you leave me alone now?”
I could definitely see why Flex didn’t want to go. It was a belittling excuse for a mission. Like asking the Crocodile Hunter to help get a cat out of a tree because he’s good with animals. But what else was there to do?
Still, it felt weird going by myself.
“You sure you don’t want to go?” I asked, hopeful.
“I would rather glue acorns to my naked body and be eaten alive by an army of rabid squirrels.” With that said, he rolled over face-first into his pillow, emphasizing that the conversation was over.
“Okay,” I said, nodding. “I’ll take that as a no.”
CHAPTER 9
Oracle’s house was only a twenty-minute walk from Flex’s place. And I use the term “house” loosely. It was wedged awkwardly between two apartment buildings, standing slightly crooked, as if it had been transported mysteriously off the set of a Tim Burton film. It looked like it might collapse without the support of the neighboring structures. However, it did surprisingly have a front lawn, encompassed by a rickety picket fence. The fence had once been white, but the paint was now cracked and peeling like dead skin after a sunburn. It might have seemed like a peaceful place were it not for the construction site across the street. Bulldozers groaned and rumbled across the dirt clearing while jackhammers rattled against shattered concrete. As equally troublesome were the picketing signs surrounding Oracle’s house that had been left after months of protesting. Signs like “Stay out of my brain,” or “Only God should read minds,” or my personal favorite, “I already have enough voices inside my head.”
For the most part, Supers have been extremely welcomed by society. However, Telepaths (as well as Omnipotents before they went extinct) were the glaring exception. Though the Guild pushed for equality among all Supers, people in general didn’t like the idea of someone who could go inside your head. They claimed it was “unconstitutional.” The Anti-Telepathy Movement had been going on for ages, and Oracle—being the most powerful living Telepath—was the centerpiece of their protesting. Unfortunately for the protesters, Oracle had been nothing but helpful whenever the government requested her assistance. Her services had been requested during multiple national security threats. For that reason alone, I seriously doubted that Telepaths were going anywhere.
I unhooked the rusty gate latch and pushed it open. The hinges groaned in protest. The floorboards of the porch were no less disagreeable, squealing under my weight. I barely had time to knock as the door was swiftly opened. There stood Oracle, hunched ever so slightly, wearing a knitted purple shawl and an ugly gray dress that looked more like a parachute than a piece of clothing. Her frizzy gray hair billowed out, outlining her wrinkled features. And then there were those eyes—pure white like milky marbles. Those eyes seemed to see nowhere and everywhere all at once.
“I knew you would be coming,” said Oracle in her warm, grandmotherly tone. “Come in, Marrow. I’ve just made tea.”
What did I expect paying a surprise visit to a Telepath?
I followed Oracle into her cramped cottage. Just as I remembered, she smelled like mothballs and boiled cabbage. This time, however, I detected a hint of garlic as well.
It had been five years since my last (and only) visit to Oracle. I was eight years old when she summoned me to her home, spoke to me of my surfacing power and helped me understand my potential. This was a typical ritual for most Super children. Oracle’s matriarchal one-on-one meeting with each child had become a staple of Super culture.
The inside of her home was exactly as I had remembered it. To one side, the wall was lined with bookshelves and a vast library of dusty hardbacks. On the opposite side, ne
wspaper articles were pinned to a wall-encompassing map of Cosmo City with connecting lines drawn and notes written in red ink. It was the sort of conspiracy theory décor I would expect to see in the home of a paranoid schizophrenic. It appeared especially out of place with the flowery throw blankets draped over the nearby armchair and sofa and the lacy doilies on the coffee table and nightstand.
Eight-year-old, not-so-prodigious Marrow had once asked why she decorated the place—and how she decorated it!—if she was blind. Oracle had merely smiled and replied, “You don’t always need eyes to see. Some of the blindest people I know have both eyes and can see just perfectly.” From that point on, I decided to take the precious opportunity to shut my food hole. The conspiracy diagram still didn’t make sense for a blind person, but I could only assume that her telepathic power somehow gave her a sixth sense in that regard.
I approached the eerie wall. Upon closer inspection, I realized it was outlining several Supervillains still on the loose and their recent crime scenes.
Spine was the oldest villain on the map, and his face was plastered all over it. I hastily redirected my attention.
Of course, scattered all over the place, Oracle’s two dozen cats were lounging on nearly every flat surface. One particular gray tabby arched its back and hissed at me from the carpet.
“Maximus, you know better than to hiss at our guests,” said Oracle, waving a scolding finger.
Maximus slouched his shoulders and seemed to shrug indifferently as he wandered off.
“Have a seat, Marrow.”
I sank into the couch. Oracle disappeared into the kitchen and, sure enough, returned with a tray of tea cups. I generally didn’t drink tea, and she didn’t bother asking me what I liked. She already knew. Handing me my cup, I sipped a rich, icy ting of peppermint. Meanwhile, she set the tray down, leaned back in her plush armchair, and sipped from her own cup with a look of utter euphoria.
“Ah, honey vanilla chamomile,” she sighed her satisfaction.
I took another sip from my cup, unsure of how to proceed. How do you ask a question to someone who most likely already knows what you’re going to ask?
“I know what you’re thinking,” said Oracle. “You’re wondering why a renowned telepath such as myself would need help dealing with someone snooping around my place. Why I can’t just report the person directly to the police.”
See? Didn’t even need to ask. Not only was it exactly what I was wondering, but in a lot less words. I nodded and only afterward realized how pointless this acknowledgment was.
“The answer is really quite simple,” she said, “and yet perplexing at the same time. This person that’s snooping around my place is invisible to me.”
“But . . . you’re blind,” I said. “I mean . . . I thought you sensed this person telepathically. What does it matter if they can go invisible?”
“I don’t mean physically invisible,” said Oracle, shaking her frizzy head. “I mean invisible to the mind’s eye.”
I blinked, confused more than ever now.
“I heard someone walking outside the house,” she said in response to my silence. “Whoever it was didn’t feel the need to be especially quiet about it. Not that they needed to. This person, as far as I can tell, is completely immune to my telepathy.”
I raised a disconcerted eyebrow. “Immune? Is that even possible?”
“In very few instances, yes. A Telepath more powerful than myself would have the ability to block me. However, I have my doubts that a telepath could have accumulated so much power and gone unnoticed until now.”
“How else can someone be immune to telepathy?” I asked.
Oracle shrugged beneath her shawl. “It depends. Certain powers have unexpected side-effects when it comes to mind powers. For example, I think you’d be interested to know that your trainer is immune to my power.”
“My trainer?” I repeated questioningly. “Flex?”
Oracle simply smiled and nodded.
“But . . . how?” I asked. “He’s rubber. How does that make him immune?”
“Well, saying he’s rubber is not quite accurate,” she said. “Flex’s body is composed of purely-biological particles that have a natural elasticity. Not just his flesh and bones, but his organs as well. That includes his brain. Somehow, because his brain is made of a different material than ours, my telepathic senses literally bounce right off it. I couldn’t read his mind any more than I could read an animal’s. And heaven knows I would pay big money to read Maximus’s mind.”
Oracle chuckled to herself. I was having a difficult time sharing her sense of humor.
“What if it’s Flex?” I asked.
“Flex?” Oracle repeated. “Snooping around my place? Oh, I highly doubt that.”
“But he fits the description, right? And he only lives like ten blocks away.”
“He fits the qualifications, I suppose. But heaven help that boy if he had a single motivation left in the world. He has no reason to spy on me. He may be a bit of a bum, but he has a good heart.”
I snorted my irritation at this response. “Well he sure seems to have a thing against Superheroes.”
“Flex wasn’t always like that,” said Oracle. “Once upon a time, he was one of the best. His grades at FIST were some of the highest the school had ever seen. He achieved top scores in the Sidekick Internship Program as well. And when he became a full-fledged Superhero, he was one of the best.”
I rolled my eyes. “Right.”
“Oh, you don’t believe me?” asked Oracle. “I’ll have you know that Flex single-handedly intercepted twenty-nine armed robberies. He defeated seven powerful Supervillains. He even saved one hundred and thirty-one passengers from a train on an elevated railway that nearly derailed, stretching across the front like a bungee cord. In all my days, I’ve never ever heard of anything like that.”
I couldn’t tell if Oracle was telling the truth, or if she was just senile. The Flex she was describing certainly wasn’t the sorry excuse for a hero that I was teamed up with.
“So what happened?” I asked, almost challengingly.
Oracle’s expression became solemn. “Someone he cared for turned on him.”
“Turned on him?”
“Went evil,” said Oracle. “Became a full-fledged villain.”
I was speechless. “Oh,” was the only word that escaped my mouth. Suddenly, Flex’s Superheroes-gone-bad rant made a lot more sense. He had seen it happen firsthand. I didn’t want to know who it was. I knew too much already.
Flex was not so different than me.
“So if it’s not Flex, do you have any other idea who the snoop might be?” I asked.
I detected the slightest hint of fear in her wavering milky eyes. “There’s only one other living being I know who had a natural immunity to my telepathy.”
“Who?”
Oracle pursed her lips in a straight line. “Your father. Spine.”
CHAPTER 10
Oracle’s words pierced my gut and twisted my insides like a fork in spaghetti.
“My father?” I said, breathless.
Leaning forward, the withered old woman set her cup on the coffee table. She interlocked her knobby fingers, contemplating her next words.
“You haven’t seen him,” said Oracle. This was not a question. Then again, she didn’t need to ask questions. She could see straight into my brain.
“Of course I haven’t seen him,” I said. “He a sadistic psychopath. Why would I have seen him?”
Oracle did not respond right away. She continued to stare at me for several long seconds before leaning back in her armchair. Whatever was going on inside her head, she clearly wasn’t satisfied. I was swallowed in a realization that singed my nerves.
“Is that the reason I’m here?” I asked. “So you could look inside my brain and see if I was in cahoots with my old man?”
“I never assumed you were in cahoots with anyone,” said Oracle. “But I couldn’t leave any possibility unchecke
d. If Spine really has returned, there was a possibility that he might have shown himself to you. I had to make sure.”
Suddenly, I felt violated, knowing that Oracle had probed my brain. Sure she had done it once before but that was to determine the nature of my power. I didn’t like being interrogated, even if I was oblivious to it.
“So that’s it,” I said. “That was my mission. Come over here so you could poke around inside my head.” I could barely contain my irritation. Even when I was trying to make the most of my crappy situation, I was being manipulated.
“I know how you feel, Marrow,” said Oracle. “But that’s not the only reason you’re here. I need your help with something else.”
I bit my lip, fighting back a surge of cynicism. “Oh yeah?” I grumbled. “What’s that?”
“I need you to bring Flex here. I need to speak with him.”
Great. The most menial task in the world which also happened to be the most impossible. Something snapped inside of me. I wanted to throw my hands in the air in exasperation. I wanted to pull my hair out. I wanted to scream. I had worked so hard to be the best at FIST, only to get shafted by that cheating scumbag, Nero. Yeah, I was cocky, but I deserved to train with Fantom! I earned it! And now here I was, nothing but a messenger boy and apparently the untrustworthy son of a Supervillain who needed to have his thoughts examined by a brain-hacking Telepath.
But instead of saying any of those things out loud, I laughed.
This wasn’t a normal laugh. There was nothing funny about it. In fact, a part of me wanted to break down and cry like a big fat baby. The result was the sort of maniacal laugh you’d expect from some sort of whack job in a straitjacket.
“Is something funny?” Oracle asked. Her expression was neither shocked nor irritated by my bizarre reaction. I was reminded again that she could still see directly inside my head. I could only imagine what a mess it looked like inside there.
“Oh, no, no, no, no, no,” I said, shaking my head overzealously. “Why would something be funny? You’re only asking me to fetch the one lazy bum who doesn’t listen to a single freaking thing I say!”