12 Mike

by Unknown

  He was doing this in a literal as well as in a figurative sense when Bob entered the school shop.

  Bob appeared curiously agitated. He looked round, and, seeing Mike, pushed his way towards him through the crowd. Most of those present congratulated him as he passed; and Mike noticed, with some surprise, that, in place of the blushful grin which custom demands from the man who is being congratulated on receipt of colours, there appeared on his face a worried, even an irritated look. He seemed to have something on his mind.

  “Hullo,” said Mike amiably. “Got that letter?”

  “Yes. I’ll show it you outside.”

  “Why not here?”

  “Come on.”

  Mike resented the tone, but followed. Evidently something had happened to upset Bob seriously. As they went out on the gravel, somebody congratulated Bob again, and again Bob hardly seemed to appreciate it.’

  Bob led the way across the gravel and on to the first terrace. When they had left the crowd behind, he stopped.

  “What’s up?” asked Mike.

  “I want you to read–-“

  “Jackson!”

  They both turned. The headmaster was standing on the edge of the gravel.

  Bob pushed the letter into Mike’s hands.

  “Read that,” he said, and went up to the headmaster. Mike heard the words “English Essay,” and, seeing that the conversation was apparently going to be one of some length, capped the headmaster and walked off. He was just going to read the letter when the bell rang. He put the missive in his pocket, and went to his form-room wondering what Marjory could have found to say to Bob to touch him on the raw to such an extent. She was a breezy correspondent, with a style of her own, but usually she entertained rather than upset people. No suspicion of the actual contents of the letter crossed his mind.

  He read it during school, under the desk; and ceased to wonder. Bob had had cause to look worried. For the thousand and first time in her career of crime Marjory had been and done it! With a strong hand she had shaken the cat out of the bag, and exhibited it plainly to all whom it might concern.

  There was a curious absence of construction about the letter. Most authors of sensational matter nurse their bomb-shell, lead up to it, and display it to the best advantage. Marjory dropped hers into the body of the letter, and let it take its chance with the other news-items.

  “DEAR BOB” (the letter ran),—

  “I hope you are quite well. I am quite well. Phyllis has a cold, Ella cheeked Mademoiselle yesterday, and had to write out ‘Little Girls must be polite and obedient’ a hundred times in French. She was jolly sick about it. I told her it served her right. Joe made eighty-three against Lancashire. Reggie made a duck. Have you got your first? If you have, it will be all through Mike. Uncle John told Father that Mike pretended to hurt his wrist so that you could play instead of him for the school, and Father said it was very sporting of Mike but nobody must tell you because it wouldn’t be fair if you got your first for you to know that you owed it to Mike and I wasn’t supposed to hear but I did because I was in the room only they didn’t know I was (we were playing hide-and-seek and I was hiding) so I’m writing to tell you,

  “From your affectionate sister

  “Marjory.”

  There followed a P.S.

  “I’ll tell you what you ought to do. I’ve been reading a jolly good book called ‘The Boys of Dormitory Two,’ and the hero’s an awfully nice boy named Lionel Tremayne, and his friend Jack Langdale saves his life when a beast of a boatman who’s really employed by Lionel’s cousin who wants the money that Lionel’s going to have when he grows up stuns him and leaves him on the beach to drown. Well, Lionel is going to play for the school against Loamshire, and it’s the match of the season, but he goes to the headmaster and says he wants Jack to play instead of him. Why don’t you do that?

  “M.

  “P.P.S.—This has been a frightful fag to write.”

  For the life of him Mike could not help giggling as he pictured what Bob’s expression must have been when his brother read this document. But the humorous side of the thing did not appeal to him for long. What should he say to Bob? What would Bob say to him? Dash it all, it made him look such an awful ass! Anyhow, Bob couldn’t do much. In fact he didn’t see that he could do anything. The team was filled up, and Burgess was not likely to alter it. Besides, why should he alter it? Probably he would have given Bob his colours anyhow. Still, it was beastly awkward. Marjory meant well, but she had put her foot right in it. Girls oughtn’t to meddle with these things. No girl ought to be taught to write till she came of age. And Uncle John had behaved in many respects like the Complete Rotter. If he was going to let out things like that, he might at least have whispered them, or looked behind the curtains to see that the place wasn’t chock-full of female kids. Confound Uncle John!

  Throughout the dinner-hour Mike kept out of Bob’s way. But in a small community like a school it is impossible to avoid a man for ever. They met at the nets.

  “Well?” said Bob.

  “How do you mean?” said Mike.

  “Did you read it?”

  “Yes.”

  “Well, is it all rot, or did you—you know what I mean—sham a crocked wrist?”

  “Yes,” said Mike, “I did.”

  Bob stared gloomily at his toes.

  “I mean,” he said at last, apparently putting the finishing-touch to some train of thought, “I know I ought to be grateful, and all that. I suppose I am. I mean it was jolly good of you—Dash it all,” he broke off hotly, as if the putting his position into words had suddenly showed him how inglorious it was, “what did you want to do if for? What was the idea? What right have you got to go about playing Providence over me? Dash it all, it’s like giving a fellow money without consulting him.”

  “I didn’t think you’d ever know. You wouldn’t have if only that ass Uncle John hadn’t let it out.”

  “How did he get to know? Why did you tell him?”

  “He got it out of me. I couldn’t choke him off. He came down when you were away at Geddington, and would insist on having a look at my arm, and naturally he spotted right away there was nothing the matter with it. So it came out; that’s how it was.”

  Bob scratched thoughtfully at the turf with a spike of his boot.

  “Of course, it was awfully decent–-“

  Then again the monstrous nature of the affair came home to him.

  “But what did you do it for? Why should you rot up your own chances to give me a look in?”

  “Oh, I don’t know…. You know, you did me a jolly good turn.”

  “I don’t remember. When?”

  “That Firby-Smith business.”

  “What about it?”

  “Well, you got me out of a jolly bad hole.”

  “Oh, rot! And do you mean to tell me it was simply because of that–-?”

  Mike appeared to him in a totally new light. He stared at him as if he were some strange creature hitherto unknown to the human race. Mike shuffled uneasily beneath the scrutiny.

  “Anyhow, it’s all over now,” Mike said, “so I don’t see what’s the point of talking about it.”

  “I’m hanged if it is. You don’t think I’m going to sit tight and take my first as if nothing had happened?”

  “What can you do? The list’s up. Are you going to the Old Man to ask him if I can play, like Lionel Tremayne?”

  The hopelessness of the situation came over Bob like a wave. He looked helplessly at Mike.

  “Besides,” added Mike, “I shall get in next year all right. Half a second, I just want to speak to Wyatt about something.”

  He sidled off.

  “Well, anyhow,” said Bob to himself, “I must see Burgess about it.”

  CHAPTER XXII

  WYATT IS REMINDED OF AN ENGAGEMENT

  There are situations in life which are beyond one. The sensible man realises this, and slides out of such situations, admitting himself beaten. Others try
to grapple with them, but it never does any good. When affairs get into a real tangle, it is best to sit still and let them straighten themselves out. Or, if one does not do that, simply to think no more about them. This is Philosophy. The true philosopher is the man who says “All right,” and goes to sleep in his arm-chair. One’s attitude towards Life’s Little Difficulties should be that of the gentleman in the fable, who sat down on an acorn one day, and happened to doze. The warmth of his body caused the acorn to germinate, and it grew so rapidly that, when he awoke, he found himself sitting in the fork of an oak, sixty feet from the ground. He thought he would go home, but, finding this impossible, he altered his plans. “Well, well,” he said, “if I cannot compel circumstances to my will, I can at least adapt my will to circumstances. I decide to remain here.” Which he did, and had a not unpleasant time. The oak lacked some of the comforts of home, but the air was splendid and the view excellent.

  To-day’s Great Thought for Young Readers. Imitate this man.

  Bob should have done so, but he had not the necessary amount of philosophy. He still clung to the idea that he and Burgess, in council, might find some way of making things right for everybody. Though, at the moment, he did not see how eleven caps were to be divided amongst twelve candidates in such a way that each should have one.

  And Burgess, consulted on the point, confessed to the same inability to solve the problem. It took Bob at least a quarter of an hour to get the facts of the case into the captain’s head, but at last Burgess grasped the idea of the thing. At which period he remarked that it was a rum business.

  “Very rum,” Bob agreed. “Still, what you say doesn’t help us out much, seeing that the point is, what’s to be done?”

  “Why do anything?”

  Burgess was a philosopher, and took the line of least resistance, like the man in the oak-tree.

  “But I must do something,” said Bob. “Can’t you see how rotten it is for me?”

  “I don’t see why. It’s not your fault. Very sporting of your brother and all that, of course, though I’m blowed if I’d have done it myself; but why should you do anything? You’re all right. Your brother stood out of the team to let you in it, and here you are, in it. What’s he got to grumble about?”

  “He’s not grumbling. It’s me.”

  “What’s the matter with you? Don’t you want your first?”

  “Not like this. Can’t you see what a rotten position it is for me?”

  “Don’t you worry. You simply keep on saying you’re all right. Besides, what do you want me to do? Alter the list?”

  But for the thought of those unspeakable outsiders, Lionel Tremayne and his headmaster, Bob might have answered this question in the affirmative; but he had the public-school boy’s terror of seeming to pose or do anything theatrical. He would have done a good deal to put matters right, but he could not do the self-sacrificing young hero business. It would not be in the picture. These things, if they are to be done at school, have to be carried through stealthily, after Mike’s fashion.

  “I suppose you can’t very well, now it’s up. Tell you what, though, I don’t see why I shouldn’t stand out of the team for the Ripton match. I could easily fake up some excuse.”

  “I do. I don’t know if it’s occurred to you, but the idea is rather to win the Ripton match, if possible. So that I’m a lot keen on putting the best team into the field. Sorry if it upsets your arrangements in any way.”

  “You know perfectly well Mike’s every bit as good as me.”

  “He isn’t so keen.”

  “What do you mean?”

  “Fielding. He’s a young slacker.”

  When Burgess had once labelled a man as that, he did not readily let the idea out of his mind.

  “Slacker? What rot! He’s as keen as anything.”

  “Anyhow, his keenness isn’t enough to make him turn out for house-fielding. If you really want to know, that’s why you’ve got your first instead of him. You sweated away, and improved your fielding twenty per cent.; and I happened to be talking to Firby-Smith and found that young Mike had been shirking his, so out he went. A bad field’s bad enough, but a slack field wants skinning.”

  “Smith oughtn’t to have told you.”

  “Well, he did tell me. So you see how it is. There won’t be any changes from the team I’ve put up on the board.”

  “Oh, all right,” said Bob. “I was afraid you mightn’t be able to do anything. So long.”

  “Mind the step,” said Burgess.

  At about the time when this conversation was in progress, Wyatt, crossing the cricket-field towards the school shop in search of something fizzy that might correct a burning thirst acquired at the nets, espied on the horizon a suit of cricket flannels surmounted by a huge, expansive grin. As the distance between them lessened, he discovered that inside the flannels was Neville-Smith’s body and behind the grin the rest of Neville-Smith’s face. Their visit to the nets not having coincided in point of time, as the Greek exercise books say, Wyatt had not seen his friend since the list of the team had been posted on the board, so he proceeded to congratulate him on his colours.

  “Thanks,” said Neville-Smith, with a brilliant display of front teeth.

  “Feeling good?”

  “Not the word for it. I feel like—I don’t know what.”

  “I’ll tell you what you look like, if that’s any good to you. That slight smile of yours will meet behind, if you don’t look out, and then the top of your head’ll come off.”

  “I don’t care. I’ve got my first, whatever happens. Little Willie’s going to buy a nice new cap and a pretty striped jacket all for his own self! I say, thanks for reminding me. Not that you did, but supposing you had. At any rate, I remember what it was I wanted to say to you. You know what I was saying to you about the bust I meant to have at home in honour of my getting my first, if I did, which I have—well, anyhow it’s to-night. You can roll up, can’t you?”

  “Delighted. Anything for a free feed in these hard times. What time did you say it was?”

  “Eleven. Make it a bit earlier, if you like.”

  “No, eleven’ll do me all right.”

  “How are you going to get out?”

  “‘Stone walls do not a prison make, nor iron bars a cage.’ That’s what the man said who wrote the libretto for the last set of Latin Verses we had to do. I shall manage it.”

  “They ought to allow you a latch-key.”

  “Yes, I’ve often thought of asking my pater for one. Still, I get on very well. Who are coming besides me?”

  “No boarders. They all funked it.”

  “The race is degenerating.”

  “Said it wasn’t good enough.”

  “The school is going to the dogs. Who did you ask?”

  “Clowes was one. Said he didn’t want to miss his beauty-sleep. And Henfrey backed out because he thought the risk of being sacked wasn’t good enough.”

  “That’s an aspect of the thing that might occur to some people. I don’t blame him—I might feel like that myself if I’d got another couple of years at school.”

  “But one or two day-boys are coming. Clephane is, for one. And Beverley. We shall have rather a rag. I’m going to get the things now.”

  “When I get to your place—I don’t believe I know the way, now I come to think of it—what do I do? Ring the bell and send in my card? or smash the nearest window and climb in?”

  “Don’t make too much row, for goodness sake. All the servants’ll have gone to bed. You’ll see the window of my room. It’s just above the porch. It’ll be the only one lighted up. Heave a pebble at it, and I’ll come down.”

  “So will the glass—with a run, I expect. Still, I’ll try to do as little damage as possible. After all, I needn’t throw a brick.”

  “You will turn up, won’t you?”

  “Nothing shall stop me.”

  “Good man.”

  As Wyatt was turning away, a sudden compunction seized upon
Neville-Smith. He called him back.

  “I say, you don’t think it’s too risky, do you? I mean, you always are breaking out at night, aren’t you? I don’t want to get you into a row.”

  “Oh, that’s all right,” said Wyatt. “Don’t you worry about me. I should have gone out anyhow to-night.”

  CHAPTER XXIII

  A SURPRISE FOR MR. APPLEBY

  “You may not know it,” said Wyatt to Mike in the dormitory that night, “but this is the maddest, merriest day of all the glad New Year.”

  Mike could not help thinking that for himself it was the very reverse, but he did not state his view of the case.

  “What’s up?” he asked.

  “Neville-Smith’s giving a meal at his place in honour of his getting his first. I understand the preparations are on a scale of the utmost magnificence. No expense has been spared. Ginger-beer will flow like water. The oldest cask of lemonade has been broached; and a sardine is roasting whole in the market-place.”

  “Are you going?”

  “If I can tear myself away from your delightful society. The kick-off is fixed for eleven sharp. I am to stand underneath his window and heave bricks till something happens. I don’t know if he keeps a dog. If so, I shall probably get bitten to the bone.”

  “When are you going to start?”

  “About five minutes after Wain has been round the dormitories to see that all’s well. That ought to be somewhere about half-past ten.”

  “Don’t go getting caught.”

  “I shall do my little best not to be. Rather tricky work, though, getting back. I’ve got to climb two garden walls, and I shall probably be so full of Malvoisie that you’ll be able to hear it swishing about inside me. No catch steeple-chasing if you’re like that. They’ve no thought for people’s convenience here. Now at Bradford they’ve got studies on the ground floor, the windows looking out over the boundless prairie. No climbing or steeple-chasing needed at all. All you have to do is to open the window and step out. Still, we must make the best of things. Push us over a pinch of that tooth-powder of yours. I’ve used all mine.”