The Erckmann-Chatrian Megapack: 20 Classic Novels and Short Stories

by Émile Erckmann

  To cap it all Rap, in accordance with his habitual good manners, opened the door without knocking, his eyes becoming glued to my pile of ducats. Then he cried out in a voice like a yelp:

  “Aha! I’ve caught you. Will you persist in telling me now, Mr

  Painter, that you’re short of money?…”

  And his claw-like fingers advanced with that nervous trembling that the sight of gold always arouses in misers.

  For a few seconds I stood there stupefied.

  The memory of all the open snubs that this individual had inflicted on me, his covetous gaze, his insolent smile, everything about him exasperated me. In a single bound I seized him and, pushing him out of my bedroom with both hands, I flattened his nose with the door.

  This was all done with the crack and the rapidity of a jack-in-the-box.

  But outside the old usurer was shrieking like an eagle:

  “I want my money! Thief! I want my money!”

  The other tenants were coming out of their rooms and asking questions:

  “What’s wrong? What’s happening?”

  I opened the door again abruptly and dispatched a kick to the spine of Mister Rap that promptly sent him reeling down more than a score of stairs:

  “That’s what’s happening!” I cried, beside myself. Then I locked the door and bolted it while the laughs of my neighbours greeted Mister Rap as he fell.

  I was pleased with myself and rubbed my hands together joyfully. This adventure had put new life into me. I went back to the task in hand and was going to finish the sketch when my ears were assailed by an out of the ordinary noise.

  Rifle butts were being struck against the pavement… I looked out of my window and saw three gendarmes, their carbines grounded, their cocked hats crosswise, standing on guard at the main entrance.

  “Has that scoundrel Rap broken something?” I said to myself in fear and trembling.

  And see what a strange thing the human mind is: I, who had wanted to cut my own throat just the previous day, shuddered to the marrow of my bones when I reflected that I might well be hanged if Rap was dead.

  The stairwell filled with a hubbub of noises… There was a rising tide of muffled footfalls, the metallic clink of weapons and brief verbal exchanges.

  Suddenly they tried to open my door. It was closed!

  Then there was a general commotion.

  “In the name of the law…open up!”

  I got to my feet all of a-quiver, my legs virtually giving way under me.

  “Open up!” the same voice repeated.

  Seeing that flight was impossible, I stumbled towards the door and turned the key to unlock it.

  Two fists instantly clamped themselves on my shoulders. A short thickset man, smelling of wine, said to me:

  “I’m arresting you!”

  He was wearing a bottle-green frock coat buttoned up to the chin, a stovepipe hat…had great brown sideburns…rings on all his fingers and was called Passauf…

  He was the chief of police.

  Five bulldog heads adorned with flat caps, with long, sharp noses and lower jaws protruding like hooks, were watching me from outside the door.

  “What do you want?” I asked Passauf.

  “Come downstairs with us,” he shouted out abruptly, motioning to one of his men to grab me.

  The latter dragged me out, more dead than alive, while the others ransacked my room from top to bottom.

  I went down, held up by my armpits, like a man in the third stage of consumption…my hair flapping about my face and tripping with each step I took.

  They threw me into a hansom next to two strapping fellows who were kind enough to show me the ends of two clubs attached to their wrists by a leather strap…then the carriage set off.

  I could hear following on behind us the running footsteps of all the town’s youngsters.

  “What have I done?” I asked one of my guards.

  He looked at his companion with a strange smile and said:

  “Hans…he’s asking what he’s done!”

  That smile made my blood run cold.

  Soon the carriage was enveloped in deep shadow and the hooves of the horses echoed under a vault. We were entering the Raspelhaus or Penitentiary…I was escaping Rap’s tender mercies only to end up in a dungeon from which not many poor devils have had the opportunity to extricate themselves.

  Big dark courtyards; lines of windows just like in a hospital decked with guttering; not so much as a tuft of grass or a festoon of ivy, not even a weathervane in prospect…such were my new lodgings. It was enough to make you tear your hair out by the fistful.

  The policemen, accompanied by the jailer, showed me into a temporary cell.

  The jailer, if memory serves me right, was called Kasper Schlüssel and, with his grey woollen bonnet, the stem of his pipe stuck between his teeth and the bunch of keys on his belt, he came over to me like the Owl god people worship in the Caribbean. He had his great round gilded eyes that can see in the dark, his curved nose and his bull neck.

  Schlüssel locked me up with a minimum of fuss like a person putting socks into a wardrobe, his mind elsewhere. As for me, my hands behind my back, head bowed, I stood there for more than ten minutes without moving from the spot. Then I looked at my cell. It had just been newly whitewashed and its walls were still empty of graffiti, apart from a gallows roughly drawn in one corner by the previous inmate. The light came through a bull’s-eye window situated nine or ten feet up from the floor; the furniture consisted of a bale of straw and a bathtub.

  I sat down on the straw, my hands around my knees, in a state of dejection beggaring belief.…

  Almost simultaneously I heard Schlüssel crossing the corridor. He re-opened the door of my cell and told me to follow him. He still had as his attendants the two shillelagh men. Resolutely I dogged his heels.

  We passed through long galleries lit here and there by internal windows. I perceived behind a grille the notorious Jick-Jack who was due to be executed the following day. He was wearing a strait jacket and singing in a raucous voice:

  “I am the king of these mountains!”

  When he saw me, he shouted:

  “Yo, comrade! I’ll keep a place for you at my right hand.”

  The two policemen and the Owl god exchanged smiles with one another while I could feel goose bumps up and down my spine.

  CHAPTER III

  Schlüssel shepherded me into a very dark, high-ceilinged courtroom, furnished with benches in a semi-circle. The appearance of this deserted courtroom, its two high windows protected by grilles, its crucifix of old oakwood stained brown on which the arms of Christ lay stretched out with the head sorrowfully resting on a shoulder, awoke in me I know not what religious fear in keeping with my present situation and my lips moved as they framed a prayer.

  I had not prayed for a long time, but misfortune always takes us back to thoughts of submissiveness… Man is such a small thing!

  Facing me, on a raised dais, two people were sitting with their backs to the light, which kept their faces shaded from me. I could see it was Van Spreckdal, however, by his aquiline nose picked out by a slanting reflection of the pane. The man with him was fat—he had plump, full cheeks and wore a judge’s robe, as did Van Spreckdal.

  Sitting below them was the clerk of the court, Conrad. He was sitting at a low table, tickling the lobe of his ear with the feather of his quill pen. He stopped when I arrived to look at me with curiosity.

  I was made to sit down and Van Spreckdal, raising his voice, spoke to me:

  “Christian Venius, where did you get this drawing from?”

  He showed me the nocturnal sketch then still in his possession. It was passed to me… After I had examined it, I answered:

  “I drew it myself.”

  This utterance on my part was followed by a fairly long silence; the clerk of the court, Conrad, was writing down my answer. I heard his pen hurrying over the paper and thought: “What does the question I have just been aske
d mean? It has no connection with the kick that I aimed at Rap’s back.”

  “You drew it yourself,” Van Spreckdal resumed. “What is the subject of it?”

  “It’s a subject out of my own head.”

  “You didn’t copy these details from somewhere?”

  “No, sir. I imagined all of them.”

  “The accused would do well to reflect on the truth of what he is saying,” said the judge severely. “Do not lie to the court.”

  I went red in the face and cried out exaltedly:

  “I have told it the truth.”

  “Write that down, clerk of the court,” Van Spreckdal ordered.

  The quill pen raced afresh.

  “And this woman,” the judge went on, “this woman being murdered on the edge of a well… Did you imagine her as well?”

  “I must have done.”

  “You’ve never seen her before?”

  “Never.”

  Van Spreckdal got to his feet as if indignant, then, sitting down again, appeared to consult in a low voice with his fellow judge.

  Those two dark profiles, silhouetted against the light-filled backdrop of the window, the three men standing behind me…the silence in the amphitheatre…all these things made me shudder.

  “What have they got against me? What have I done?” I muttered to myself.

  Suddenly Van Spreckdal said to my guards:

  “Take the prisoner back to the carriage. We’re leaving for the

  Metzgerstrasse.”

  Then he addressed me directly:

  “Christian Venius,” he cried, “the situation that you find yourself in is most regrettable…Pull yourself together and consider that if human justice is unbending…you can still seek the pardon of a merciful God…You can even merit it by confessing your crime!”

  These words stunned me like a blow from a hammer…I recoiled from them with arms outstretched crying:

  “My God! What a nightmare!”

  And I fainted.

  When I came round the carriage was rolling slowly through the street and another carriage was in front of us. The two policemen were still there. One of them, while we were still moving, offered a pinch of snuff to his colleague. I too automatically stretched out my fingers to the snuffbox, but he pulled it away from me sharply.

  I felt my face go red with shame and I turned my head to one side in order to hide my emotion.

  “If you look outside,” said the owner of the snuffbox, “we’ll have to put handcuffs on you.”

  “I hope the devil strangles you, you scurvy knave!” I thought to myself inwardly. And as the carriage had just stopped, one of them got down while the other held me back by the neck. Then, seeing his comrade ready to catch me, he pushed me out roughly.

  These infinite precautions to ensure I did not run away augured nothing good, but I still had not the foggiest idea of just how serious the accusation was that was hanging over me when a frightful incident finally opened my eyes to it and plunged me into despair.

  I had just been pushed into a low alleyway with broken and uneven flagstones. All along the wall there ran a yellowish ooze exhaling a fetid stench. I walked among shadows with the two men behind me. Further on the chiaroscuro of an internal courtyard began to become visible.

  As I approached it, I was possessed by an ever-increasing sense of terror. There was nothing natural about it, just a harrowing feeling of impending doom, nightmarish, unnatural. I instinctively drew back from it with each forward step that I took.

  “Get along with you!” one of the policemen shouted, putting his hand on my shoulder. “Walk, damn you!”

  Imagine my sense of dread when, at the end of this passage, I saw the courtyard I had drawn the night before with its walls furnished with hooks, its heaps of scrap metal, its hencoop and its rabbit hutch.… Not one skylight big or small, high or low, not one cracked pane of glass, not a single detail in my drawing had been left out!

  I was transfixed by this bizarre turn of events.

  Near the well were the two judges, Van Spreckdal and Richter. At their feet lay the old woman, supine…her long grey hair dishevelled… her face blue…her eyes open inordinately wide…and her tongue caught in her teeth.

  It was horrendous!

  “Well,” Van Spreckdal said to me solemnly, “what have you got to say for yourself?”

  I chose not to answer.

  “Do you admit to having thrown this woman, Theresa Becker, down this well after strangling her to steal her money?”

  “No!” I shouted. “No! I don’t know this woman! I’ve never seen her before! As God is my witness!”

  “You’ve said enough,” he retorted drily.

  And he strode off, without any further ado, in the company of his colleague.

  The policemen then saw fit to put the handcuffs on me. I was taken back to the Raspelhaus in a catatonic state. I no longer knew what to think…even my conscience was plaguing me. I started to wonder myself if I really had murdered the old woman!

  In my guards’ eyes I was guilty.

  I will not tell you what my emotions were during that night in the Raspelhaus when, sitting on my bale of straw, with a skylight facing me and a gallows to look at, I heard the nightwatchman dissipate the silence with cries of: “Sleep, good people of Nuremberg, the Lord is watching over you! One o’clock!…Two o’clock!…Three o’clock and all’s well!”

  Everyone must have some idea of what such a night is like.

  Daylight came—pale and hesitant at first, it lit the bull’s-eye window with its glimmers and the criss-crossed bars,…then it burst out upon the far wall. Outside the street grew busy. There was a market that day. It was Friday. I could hear the creaking of the carts laden with vegetables and the good country folk burdened by baskets on their backs. A few hens in cages squawked as they passed by and women selling butter chatted among themselves. The market hall opposite was being opened to the public…the stalls were being arranged.

  Finally it was broad daylight and the vast buzz of the swelling crowd, of housewives coming together with their basket under their arm, coming and going, talking and haggling, told me that it was eight o’clock in the morning.

  With the coming of the light, my heart regained a little of its confidence. Some of my darker ideas evaporated. I felt the desire to see what was happening outside.

  Other prisoners before me had raised themselves up as far as the bull’s-eye, having made holes in the wall so as to climb it more easily…I climbed up it in my turn and when, as I sat in the oval hollow, my back bent, my head leaning forward, I was able to see the crowd, life, movement…my tears trickled copiously down my cheeks…I no longer contemplated suicide…I felt a need to live, to breathe in air that was truly extraordinary.

  “Ah!” I said to myself. “To live is to be happy!…They can make me push a wheelbarrow and attach to my leg a ball and chain.… What does it matter? As long as I can go on living!…”

  While I was gazing thus, a man went by, a butcher, bent over double, carrying an enormous side of beef on his shoulders. His arms were bare right up to his elbows, his head was bent forward…A mop of long hair hid from me his face and yet, as soon as I laid eyes on him, I gave a start…

  “He’s the one!” I said to myself.

  All my blood flowed back on my heart…I descended to my cell, trembling to the tips of my fingernails, feeling my cheeks wobble and my face flood with a deathly pallor and I stammered in a muffled voice:

  “It’s him! He’s there…he’s there…and I’m going to die in his place to expiate his crime…Good God!…What shall I do? What shall I do?…”

  I suddenly had an idea, an idea crossed my mind like manna from heaven…My hand went into my jacket pocket!…The box containing my charcoal was there.

  Then, rushing towards the wall, I began to copy the murder scene with unprecedented vigour. No more uncertainty, no more trial and error. I knew the man… I could see him… He was posing for me.

  At te
n o’clock the jailer came into my cell. His owl-like impassiveness gave way to admiration.

  “Can such things be?” he cried, standing in the doorway.

  “Go and fetch my judges,” I said to him, pursuing my work with mounting excitement as I did so.

  “They’re waiting for you in the courtroom,” Schlüssel added.

  “I want to tell them something,” I cried, putting the finishing touches to the mysterious protagonist.

  He was alive. He was frightening to look upon. His face, seen from the side, foreshortened on the wall, stood out against the white background with a prodigious presence.

  The jailer left me.

  A few minutes later the two judges appeared. They stood there open-mouthed.

  As for me, my arm outstretched and trembling in every limb, I said to them:

  “Behold the murderer!”

  Van Spreckdal, after some moments of silence, asked:

  “His name?”

  “I don’t know… but he is at this moment in time in the covered market… he’s cutting meat on the third stall on the left as you enter the market hall through the Street of the Bodyguards.”

  “What do you think?” he said, leaning towards his fellow judge.

  “Let that man be sent for,” answered the latter in solemn tones.

  Various guards, stationed in the corridor, obeyed this order. The judges remained standing still looking at the drawing. I sank down on the straw, my head between my knees, like someone dead.

  Soon steps resounded from afar from under the vaults. Those who have not waited for the hour of their deliverance and counted the minutes, long then like centuries… those who have not felt the agonizing feelings of waiting, terror, hope, doubt…those people will not be able to imagine the inner turmoil I was experiencing just then. I could have distinguished the footsteps of the murderer, walking flanked by his guards, from a thousand other similar ones. They were getting nearer…Even the judges themselves seemed nervous. I had raised my head and my heart was in the grip of an iron hand—I was staring at the now closed door. It opened… The man came in… His cheeks were puffy, his broad contracted jaws made the muscles in his face stand out prominently right up to his ears and his little eyes, restless and wild like those of a wolf, glittered under bushy eyebrows of a reddish brown.