Sookie Stackhouse 8-copy Boxed Set

by Charlaine Harris

  The phone rang. “Hello,” I said, not expecting anything good.

  “Sookie, hi, it’s Alcide.”

  I found myself smiling. Alcide Herveaux, who worked in his father’s surveying business in Shreveport, was one of my favorite people. He was a Were, he was both sexy and hardworking, and I liked him very much. He’d also been Debbie Pelt’s fiancé. But Alcide had abjured her before she vanished, in a rite that made her invisible and inaudible to him—not literally, but in effect.

  “Sookie, I’m at Merlotte’s. I’d thought you might be working tonight, so I drove over. Can I come to the house? I need to talk to you.”

  “You know you’re in danger, coming to Bon Temps.”

  “No, why?”

  “Because of the sniper.” I could hear the bar sounds in the background. There was no mistaking Arlene’s laugh. I was betting the new bartender was charming one and all.

  “Why would I worry about that?” Alcide hadn’t been thinking about the news too hard, I decided.

  “All the people who got shot? They were two-natured,” I said. “Now they’re saying on the news there’ve been a lot more across the south. Random shootings in small towns. Bullets that match the one recovered from Heather Kinman here. And I’m betting all the other victims were shape-shifters, too.”

  There was a thoughtful silence on the end of the line, if silence can be characterized.

  “I hadn’t realized,” Alcide said. His deep, rumbly voice was even more deliberate than normal.

  “Oh, and have you talked to the private detectives?”

  “What? What are you talking about?”

  “If they see us talking together, it’ll look very suspicious to Debbie’s family.”

  “Debbie’s family has hired private eyes to look for her?”

  “That’s what I’m saying.”

  “Listen, I’m coming to your house.” He hung up the phone.

  I didn’t know why on earth the detectives would be watching my house, or where they’d watch it from, but if they saw Debbie’s former fiancé tootling down my driveway, it would be easy to connect the dots and come up with a totally erroneous picture. They’d think Alcide killed Debbie to clear the way for me, and nothing could be more wrong. I hoped like hell that Jack Leeds and Lily Bard Leeds were sound asleep rather than staked out in the woods somewhere with a pair of binoculars.

  Alcide hugged me. He always did. And once again I was overwhelmed by the size of him, the masculinity, the familiar smell. Despite the warning bell ringing in my head, I hugged him back.

  We sat on the couch and half turned to face each other. Alcide was wearing work clothes, which in this weather consisted of a flannel shirt worn open over a T-shirt, heavy jeans, and thick socks under his work boots. His tangle of black hair had a crease in it from his hard hat, and he was beginning to look a little bristly.

  “Tell me about the detectives,” he said, and I described the couple and told him what they’d said.

  “Debbie’s family didn’t say anything to me about it,” Alcide said. He turned it over in his head for a minute. I could follow his thinking. “I think that means they’re sure I made her vanish.”

  “Maybe not. Maybe they just think you’re so grieved they don’t want to bring it up.”

  “Grieved.” Alcide mulled that over for a minute. “No. I spent all the . . .” He paused, grappling for words. “I used up all the energy I had to spare for her,” he said finally. “I was so blind, I almost think she used some kind of magic on me. Her mother’s a spellcaster and half shifter. Her dad’s a full-blooded shifter.”

  “You think that’s possible? Magic?” I wasn’t questioning that magic existed, but that Debbie had used it.

  “Why else would I stick with her for so long? Ever since she’s gone missing, it’s been like someone took a pair of dark glasses off my eyes. I was willing to forgive her so much, like when she pushed you into the trunk.”

  Debbie had taken an opportunity to push me in a car trunk with my vampire boyfriend, Bill, who’d been starved for blood for days. And she’d walked off and left me in the trunk with Bill, who was about to awake.

  I looked down at my feet, pushing away the recollection of the desperation, the pain.

  “She let you get raped,” Alcide said harshly.

  Him saying it like that, flat out, shocked me. “Hey, Bill didn’t know it was me,” I said. “He hadn’t had anything to eat for days and days, and the impulses are so closely related. I mean, he stopped, you know? He stopped, when he knew it was me.” I couldn’t put it like that to myself; I couldn’t say that word. I knew beyond a doubt that Bill would rather have chewed off his own hand than done that to me if he’d been in his right mind. At that time, he’d been the only sex partner I’d ever had. My feelings about the incident were so confused that I couldn’t even bear to try to pick through them. When I’d thought of rape before, when other girls had told me what had happened to them or I’d read it in their brains, I hadn’t had the ambiguity I felt over my own short, awful time in the trunk.

  “He did something you didn’t want him to do,” Alcide said simply.

  “He wasn’t himself,” I said.

  “But he did it.”

  “Yes, he did, and I was awful scared.” My voice began to shake. “But he came to his senses, and he stopped, and I was okay, and he was really, really sorry. He’s never laid a finger on me since then, never asked me if we could have sex, never . . .” My voice trailed off. I stared down at my hands. “Yes, Debbie was responsible for that.” Somehow, saying that out loud made me feel better. “She knew what would happen, or at least she didn’t care what would happen.”

  “And even then,” Alcide said, returning to his main point, “she kept coming back and I kept trying to rationalize her behavior. I can’t believe I would do that if I wasn’t under some kind of magical influence.”

  I wasn’t about to try to make Alcide feel guiltier. I had my own load of guilt to carry. “Hey, it’s over.”

  “You sound sure.”

  I looked Alcide directly in the eyes. His were narrow and green. “Do you think there’s the slightest chance that Debbie’s alive?” I asked.

  “Her family . . .” Alcide stopped. “No, I don’t.”

  I couldn’t get rid of Debbie Pelt, dead or alive.

  “Why’d you need to talk to me in the first place?” I asked. “You said over the phone you needed to tell me something.”

  “Colonel Flood died yesterday.”

  “Oh, I’m so sorry! What happened?”

  “He was driving to the store when another driver hit him broadside.”

  “That’s awful. Was anyone in the car with him?”

  “No, he was by himself. His kids are coming back to Shreveport for the funeral, of course. I wondered if you’d come to the funeral with me.”

  “Of course. It’s not private?”

  “No. He knew so many people still stationed at the Air Force base, and he was head of his Neighborhood Watch group and the treasurer of his church, and of course he was the packmaster.”

  “He had a big life,” I said. “Lots of responsibility.”

  “It’s tomorrow at one. What’s your work schedule?”

  “If I can swap shifts with someone, I’d need to be back here at four thirty to change and go to work.”

  “That shouldn’t be a problem.”

  “Who’ll be packmaster now?”

  “I don’t know,” Alcide said, but his voice wasn’t as neutral as I’d expected.

  “Do you want the job?”

  “No.” He seemed a little hesitant, I thought, and I felt the conflict in his head. “But my father does.” He wasn’t finished. I waited.

  “Were funerals are pretty ceremonial,” he said, and I realized he was trying to tell me something. I just wasn’t sure what it was.

  “Spit it out.” Straightforward is always good, as far as I’m concerned.

  “If you think you can overdress for this, yo
u can’t,” he said. “I know the rest of the shifter world thinks Weres only go for leather and chains, but that’s not true. For funerals, we go all out.” He wanted to give me even more fashion tips, but he stopped there. I could see the thoughts crowding right behind his eyes, wanting to be let out.

  “Every woman wants to know what’s appropriate to wear,” I said. “Thanks. I won’t wear pants.”

  He shook his head. “I know you can do that, but I’m always taken by surprise.” I could hear that he was disconcerted. “I’ll pick you up at eleven thirty,” he said.

  “Let me see about swapping shifts.”

  I called Holly and found it suited her to switch shifts with me. “I can just drive over there and meet you,” I offered.

  “No,” he said. “I’ll come get you and bring you back.”

  Okay, if he wanted to go to the trouble of fetching me, I could live with it. I’d save mileage on my car, I figured. My old Nova was none too reliable.

  “All right. I’ll be ready.”

  “I better go,” he said. The silence drew out. I knew Alcide was thinking of kissing me. He leaned over and kissed me lightly on the lips. We regarded each other from a few inches apart.

  “Well, I have some things I need to be doing, and you should be going back to Shreveport. I’ll be ready at eleven thirty tomorrow.”

  After Alcide left, I got my library book, Carolyn Haines’s latest, and tried to forget my worries. But for once, a book just couldn’t do the trick. I tried a hot soak in the bathtub, and I shaved my legs until they were perfectly smooth. I painted my toenails and fingernails a deep pink and then I plucked my eyebrows. Finally, I felt relaxed, and when I crawled into my bed I had achieved peace through pampering. Sleep came upon me in such a rush that I didn’t finish my prayers.

  6

  YOU HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO WEAR TO A FUNERAL, just like any other social occasion, even if it seems your clothes should be the last thing on your mind. I had liked and admired Colonel Flood during our brief acquaintance, so I wanted to look appropriate at his burial service, especially after Alcide’s comments.

  I just couldn’t find anything in my closet that seemed right. About eight the next morning, I phoned Tara, who told me where her emergency key was. “Get whatever you need out of my closet,” Tara said. “Just be sure you don’t go into any other rooms, okay? Go straight from the back door to my room and back out again.”

  “That’s what I’d be doing anyway,” I said, trying not to sound offended. Did Tara think I’d rummage around her house just to pry?

  “Of course you would, but I just feel responsible.”

  Suddenly, I understood that Tara was telling me that there was a vampire sleeping in her house. Maybe it was the bodyguard Mickey, maybe Franklin Mott. After Eric’s warning, I wanted to stay far away from Mickey. Only the very oldest vampires could rise before dark, but coming across a sleeping vampire would give me a nasty start in and of itself.

  “Okay, I get you,” I said hastily. The idea of being alone with Mickey made me shiver, and not with happy anticipation. “Straight in, straight out.” Since I didn’t have any time to waste, I jumped in my car and drove into town to Tara’s little house. It was a modest place in a modest part of town, but Tara’s owning her own home was a miracle, when I recalled the place where she’d grown up.

  Some people should never breed; if their children have the misfortune to be born, those children should be taken away immediately. That’s not allowed in our country, or any country that I know of, and I’m sure in my brainier moments that’s a good thing. But the Thorntons, both alcoholics, had been vicious people who should have died years earlier than they did. (I forget my religion when I think of them.) I remember Myrna Thornton tearing my grandmother’s house up looking for Tara, ignoring my grandmother’s protests, until Gran had to call the sheriff’s department to come drag Myrna out. Tara had run out our back door to hide in the woods behind our house when she had seen the set of her mother’s shoulders as Mrs. Thornton staggered to our door, thank God. Tara and I had been thirteen at the time.

  I can still see the look on my grandmother’s face while she talked to the deputy who’d just put Myrna Thornton in the back of the patrol car, handcuffed and screaming.

  “Too bad I can’t drop her off in the bayou on the way back to town,” the deputy had said. I couldn’t recall his name, but his words had impressed me. It had taken me a minute to be sure what he meant, but once I was, I realized that other people knew what Tara and her siblings were going through. These other people were all-powerful adults. If they knew, why didn’t they solve the problem?

  I sort of understood now that it hadn’t been so simple; but I still thought the Thornton kids could have been spared a few years of their misery.

  At least Tara had this neat little house with all-new appliances, and a closet full of clothes, and a rich boyfriend. I had an uneasy feeling that I didn’t know everything that was happening in Tara’s life, but on the surface of it, she was still way ahead of the predictions.

  As she’d directed, I went through the spanky-clean kitchen, turned right, and crossed a corner of the living room to pass through the doorway to Tara’s bedroom. Tara hadn’t had a chance to make her bed that morning. I pulled the sheets straight in a flash and made it look nice. (I couldn’t help it.) I couldn’t decide if that was a favor to her or not, since now she’d know I minded it not being made, but for the life of me I couldn’t mess it up again.

  I opened her walk-in closet. I spotted exactly what I needed right away. Hanging in the middle of the rear rack was a knit suit. The jacket was black with creamy pink facings on the lapels, meant to be worn over the matching pink shell on the hanger beneath it. The black skirt was pleated. Tara had had it hemmed up; the alteration tag was still on the plastic bag covering the garment. I held the skirt up to me and looked in Tara’s full-length mirror. Tara was two or three inches taller than I, so the skirt fell just an inch above my knees, a fine length for a funeral. The sleeves of the jacket were a little long, but that wasn’t so obvious. I had some black pumps and a purse, and even some black gloves that I’d tried to save for nice.

  Mission accomplished, in record time.

  I slid the jacket and shell into the plastic bag with the skirt and walked straight out of the house. I’d been in Tara’s place less than ten minutes. In a hurry, because of my ten o’clock appointment, I began getting ready. I French braided my hair and rolled the remaining tail under, securing everything with some antique hairpins my grandmother had stashed away; they’d been her grandmother’s. I had some black hose, fortunately, and a black slip, and the pink of my fingernails at least coordinated with the pink of the jacket and shell. When I heard a knock on the front door at ten, I was ready except for my shoes. I stepped into my pumps on the way to the door.

  Jack Leeds looked openly astonished at my transformation, while Lily’s eyebrows twitched.

  “Please come in,” I said. “I’m dressed for a funeral.”

  “I hope you’re not burying a friend,” Jack Leeds said. His companion’s face might have been sculpted from marble. Had the woman never heard of a tanning bed?

  “Not a close one. Won’t you sit down? Can I get you anything? Coffee?”

  “No, thank you,” he said, his smile transforming his face.

  The detectives sat on the couch while I perched on the edge of the La-Z-Boy. Somehow, my unaccustomed finery made me feel braver.

  “About the evening Ms. Pelt vanished,” Leeds began. “You saw her in Shreveport?”

  “Yes, I was invited to the same party she was. At Pam’s place.” All of us who’d lived through the Witch War—Pam, Eric, Clancy, the three Wiccans, and the Weres who had survived—had agreed on our story: Instead of telling the police that Debbie had left from the dilapidated and abandoned store where the witches had established their hide-out, we’d said that we’d stayed the whole evening at Pam’s house, and Debbie had left in her car from that address. T
he neighbors might have testified that everyone had left earlier en masse if the Wiccans hadn’t done a little magic to haze their memories of the evening.

  “Colonel Flood was there,” I said. “Actually, it’s his funeral I’m going to.”

  Lily looked inquiring, which was probably the equivalent of someone else exclaiming, “Oh, you’ve got to be kidding!”

  “Colonel Flood died in a car accident two days ago,” I told them.

  They glanced at each other. “So, were there quite a few people at this party?” Jack Leeds said. I was sure he had a complete list of the people who’d been sitting in Pam’s living room for what had been essentially a war council.

  “Oh, yes. Quite a few. I didn’t know them all. Shreveport people.” I’d met the three Wiccans that evening for the first time. I’d known the werewolves slightly. The vampires, I’d known.

  “But you’d met Debbie Pelt before?”

  “Yes.”

  “When you were dating Alcide Herveaux?”

  Well. They’d certainly done their homework.

  “Yes,” I said. “When I was dating Alcide.” My face was as smooth and impassive as Lily’s. I’d had lots of practice in keeping secrets.

  “You stayed with him once at the Herveaux apartment in Jackson?”

  I started to blurt out that we’d stayed in separate bedrooms, but it really wasn’t their business. “Yes,” I said with a certain edge to my voice.

  “You two ran into Ms. Pelt one night in Jackson at a club called Josephine’s?”

  “Yes, she was celebrating her engagement to some guy named Clausen,” I said.

  “Did something happen between you that night?”

  “Yes.” I wondered whom they’d been talking to; someone had given the detectives a lot of information that they shouldn’t have. “She came over to the table, made a few remarks to us.”

  “And you also went to see Alcide at the Herveaux office a few weeks ago? You two were at a crime scene that afternoon?”