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The Oxford Shakespeare: The Complete Works

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by William Shakespeare


  EDGAR Sweet marjoram.

  LEAR Pass.

  GLOUCESTER I know that voice.

  LEAR Ha, Gonorill Ha, Regan! They flattered me like a dog, and told me I had white hairs in my beard ere the black ones were there. To say ‘ay’ and ‘no’ to everything I said ‘ay’ and ‘no’ to was no good divinity. When the rain came to wet me once, and the wind to make me chatter, when the thunder would not peace at my bidding, there I found them, there I smelt them out. Go to, they are not men of their words. They told me I was everything; ’tis a lie, I am not ague-proof.

  GLOUCESTER

  The trick of that voice I do well remember.

  Is’t not the King?

  LEAR Ay, every inch a king.

  ⌈Gloucester kneels⌉

  When I do stare, see how the subject quakes!

  I pardon that man’s life. What was thy cause?

  Adultery? Thou shalt not die for adultery.

  No, the wren goes to‘t, and the small gilded fly

  Does lecher in my sight.

  Let copulation thrive, for Gloucester’s bastard son

  Was kinder to his father than my daughters

  Got ’tween the lawful sheets. To‘t, luxury, pell-mell,

  For I lack soldiers. Behold yon simp’ring dame,

  Whose face between her forks presageth snow,

  That minces virtue, and does shake the head

  To hear of pleasure’s name:

  The fitchew nor the soiled horse goes to’t

  With a more riotous appetite. Down from the waist

  They’re centaurs, though women all above.

  But to the girdle do the gods inherit;

  Beneath is all the fiend’s. There’s hell, there’s

  darkness,

  There’s the sulphury pit, burning, scalding,

  Stench, consummation. Fie, fie, fie; pah, pah!

  Give me an ounce of civet, good apothecary,

  To sweeten my imagination.

  There’s money for thee.

  GLOUCESTER O, let me kiss that hand!

  LEAR Here, wipe it first; it smells of mortality.

  GLOUCESTER

  O ruined piece of nature! This great world

  Shall so wear out to naught. Do you know me?

  LEAR I remember thy eyes well enough. Dost thou squiny on me?

  No, do thy worst, blind Cupid, I’ll not love.

  Read thou that challenge. Mark the penning of’t.

  GLOUCESTER

  Were all the letters suns, I could not see one.

  EDGAR (aside)

  I would not take this from report; it is,

  And my heart breaks at it.

  LEAR (to Gloucester) Read.

  GLOUCESTER What—with the case of eyes?

  LEAR O ho, are you there with me? No eyes in your head, nor no money in your purse? Your eyes are in a heavy case, your purse in a light; yet you see how this world goes.

  GLOUCESTER I see it feelingly.

  LEAR What, art mad? A man may see how the world goes with no eyes; look with thy ears. See how yon justice rails upon yon simple thief. Hark in thy ear: handy-dandy, which is the thief, which is the justice? Thou hast seen a farmer’s dog bark at a beggar?

  GLOUCESTER Ay, sir.

  LEAR An the creature run from the cur, there thou mightst behold the great image of authority. A dog’s obeyed in office.

  Thou rascal beadle, hold thy bloody hand.

  Why dost thou lash that whore? Strip thine own back.

  Thy blood as hotly lusts to use her in that kind

  For which thou whip’st her. The usurer hangs the

  cozener.

  Through tattered rags small vices do appear;

  Robes and furred gowns hides all. Get thee glass eyes,

  And, like a scurvy politician, seem

  To see the things thou dost not. No tears, now.

  Pull off my boots. Harder, harder! So.

  EDGAR (aside)

  O, matter and impertinency mixed—

  Reason in madness!

  LEAR

  If thou wilt weep my fortune, take my eyes.

  I know thee well enough: thy name is Gloucester.

  Thou must be patient. We came crying hither.

  Thou know’st the first time that we smell the air

  We wail and cry. I will preach to thee. Mark me.

  GLOUCESTER Alack, alack, the day!

  LEAR ⌈removing his crown of weeds⌉

  When we are born, we cry that we are come

  To this great stage of fools. This’ a good block.

  It were a delicate stratagem to shoe

  A troop of horse with felt; and when I have stole

  upon

  These son-in-laws, then kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill!

  Enter three Gentlemen

  ⌈FIRST⌉ GENTLEMAN

  O, here he is. Lay hands upon him, sirs.

  (To Lear) Your most dear—

  LEAR

  No rescue? What, a prisoner? I am e’en

  The natural fool of fortune. Use me well.

  You shall have ransom. Let me have a surgeon;

  I am cut to the brains.

  ⌈FIRST⌉ GENTLEMAN You shall have anything.

  LEAR No seconds? All myself?

  Why, this would make a man a man of salt,

  To use his eyes for garden water-pots,

  Ay, and laying autumn’s dust.

  ⌈FIRST⌉ GENTLEMAN Good sir—

  LEAR

  I will die bravely, like a bridegroom.

  What, I will be jovial. Come, come,

  I am a king, my masters, know you that?

  ⌈FIRST⌉ GENTLEMAN

  You are a royal one, and we obey you.

  LEAR Then there’s life in’t. Nay, an you get it, you shall get it with running.

  Exit running, pursued by two Gentlemen

  ⌈FIRST⌉ GENTLEMAN

  A sight most pitiful in the meanest wretch,

  Past speaking in a king. Thou hast one daughter

  Who redeems nature from the general curse

  Which twain hath brought her to.

  EDGAR Hail, gentle sir.

  ⌈FIRST⌉ GENTLEMAN Sir, speed you. What’s your will?

  EDGAR

  Do you hear aught of a battle toward?

  ⌈FIRST⌉ GENTLEMAN

  Most sure and vulgar, everyone hears that

  That can distinguish sense.

  EDGAR But, by your favour,

  How near’s the other army?

  ⌈FIRST⌉ GENTLEMAN

  Near and on speedy foot, the main; descriers

  Stands on the hourly thoughts.

  EDGAR I thank you, sir. That’s all.

  ⌈FIRST⌉ GENTLEMAN

  Though that the Queen on special cause is here,

  Her army is moved on.

  EDGAR I thank you, sir. Exit Gentleman

  GLOUCESTER

  You ever gentle gods, take my breath from me.

  Let not my worser spirit tempt me again

  To die before you please.

  EDGAR Well pray you, father.

  GLOUCESTER Now, good sir, what are you?

  EDGAR

  A most poor man, made lame by fortune’s blows,

  Who by the art of known and feeling sorrows

  Am pregnant to good pity. Give me your hand,

  I’ll lead you to some biding.

  GLOUCESTER ⌈rising⌉ Hearty thanks.

  The bounty and the benison of heaven

  To send thee boot to boot.

  Enter Oswald the steward

  OSWALD A proclaimed prize! Most happy!

  That eyeless head of thine was first framed flesh

  To raise my fortunes. Thou most unhappy traitor,

  Briefly thyself remember. The sword is out

  That must destroy thee.

  GLOUCESTER Now let thy friendly hand

  Put strength enough to’t.

  OSWALD (to Edgar) Wherefore, bold pe
asant,

  Durst thou support a published traitor? Hence,

  Lest the infection of his fortune take

  Like hold on thee. Let go his arm.

  EDGAR ‘Chill not let go, sir, without ’cagion.

  OSWALD Let go, slave, or thou diest.

  EDGAR Good gentleman, go your gate. Let poor volk pass. An ‘chud have been swaggered out of my life, it would not have been so long by a vortnight. Nay, come not near the old man. Keep out, ’che vor’ ye, or I’ll try whether your costard or my baton be the harder; I’ll be plain with you.

  OSWALD Out, dunghill!

  They fight

  EDGAR ’Chill pick your teeth, sir. Come, no matter for your foins.

  ⌈Edgar knocks him down⌉

  OSWALD

  Slave, thou hast slain me. Villain, take my purse.

  If ever thou wilt thrive, bury my body,

  And give the letters which thou find’st about me

  To Edmund, Earl of Gloucester. Seek him out

  Upon the British party. O untimely death! Death!

  He dies

  EDGAR

  I know thee well—a serviceable villain,

  As duteous to the vices of thy mistress

  As badness would desire.

  GLOUCESTER What, is he dead?

  EDGAR Sit you down, father. Rest you.

  Gloucester sits

  Let’s see his pockets. These letters that he speaks of

  May be my friends. He’s dead; I am only sorrow

  He had no other deathsman. Let us see.

  Leave, gentle wax; and manners, blame us not.

  To know our enemies’ minds we’d rip their hearts;

  Their papers is more lawful.

  He reads a letter

  ‘Let your reciprocal vows be remembered. You have

  many opportunities to cut him off. If your will want

  not, time and place will be fruitfully offered. There is

  nothing done if he return the conqueror; then am I

  the prisoner, and his bed my jail, from the loathed

  warmth whereof, deliver me, and supply the place for

  your labour.

  Your—wife, so I would say—your affectionate

  servant, and for you her own for venture,

  Gonoril.’

  O indistinguished space of woman’s wit—

  A plot upon her virtuous husband’s life,

  And the exchange my brother!—Here in the sands

  Thee I’ll rake up, the post unsanctified

  Of murderous lechers, and in the mature time

  With this ungracious paper strike the sight

  Of the death-practised Duke. For him ’tis well

  That of thy death and business I can tell.

  [Exit with the body]

  GLOUCESTER

  The King is mad. How stiff is my vile sense,

  That I stand up and have ingenious feeling

  Of my huge sorrows! Better I were distraught;

  So should my thoughts be fenced from my griefs,

  And woes by wrong imaginations lose

  The knowledge of themselves.

  A drum afar off. [Enter Edgar]

  EDGAR Give me your hand.

  Far off methinks I hear the beaten drum.

  Come, father, I’ll bestow you with a friend.

  Exit Edgar guiding Gloucester

  Sc. 21 ⌈Soft music.⌉ Enter Queen Cordelia, and the Earl of Kent, disguised

  CORDELIA O thou good Kent,

  How shall I live and work to match thy goodness?

  My life will be too short, and every measure fail me.

  KENT

  To be acknowledged, madam, is o’erpaid.

  All my reports go with the modest truth,

  Nor more, nor clipped, but so.

  CORDELIA Be better suited.

  These weeds are memories of those worser hours.

  I prithee put them off.

  KENT Pardon me, dear madam.

  Yet to be known shortens my made intent.

  My boon I make it that you know me not

  Till time and I think meet.

  CORDELIA Then be’t so, my good lord.

  [Enter the Doctor and First Gentleman]

  How does the King?

  DOCTOR Madam, sleeps still.

  CORDELIA O you kind gods,

  Cure this great breach in his abused nature;

  The untuned and hurrying senses O wind up

  Of this child-changed father!

  DOCTOR So please your majesty

  That we may wake the King? He hath slept long.

  CORDELIA

  Be governed by your knowledge, and proceed

  I’th’ sway of your own will. Is he arrayed?

  [FIRST GENTLEMAN]

  Ay, madam. In the heaviness of his sleep

  We put fresh garments on him.

  [DOCTOR]

  Good madam, be by when we do awake him.

  I doubt not of his temperance.

  CORDELIA Very well.

  DOCTOR

  Please you draw near. Louder the music there!

  King Lear is [discovered] asleep

  CORDELIA

  O my dear father, restoration hang

  Thy medicine on my lips, and let this kiss

  Repair those violent harms that my two sisters

  Have in thy reverence made!

  KENT Kind and dear princess!

  CORDELIA

  Had you not been their father, these white flakes

  Had challenged pity of them. Was this a face

  To be exposed against the warring winds,

  To stand against the deep dread-bolted thunder

  In the most terrible and nimble stroke

  Of quick cross-lightning, to watch—poor perdu—

  With this thin helm? Mine injurer’s mean‘st dog,

  Though he had bit me, should have stood that night

  Against my fire. And wast thou fain, poor father,

  To hovel thee with swine and rogues forlorn

  In short and musty straw? Alack, alack,

  ’Tis wonder that thy life and wits at once

  Had not concluded all! (To the Doctor) He wakes.

  Speak to him.

  DOCTOR Madam, do you; ’tis fittest.

  CORDELIA (to Lear)

  How does my royal lord? How fares your majesty?

  LEAR

  You do me wrong to take me out o’th’ grave.

  Thou art a soul in bliss, but I am bound

  Upon a wheel of fire, that mine own tears

  Do scald like molten lead.

  CORDELIA Sir, know me.

  LEAR

  You’re a spirit, I know. Where did you die?

  CORDELIA (to the Doctor) Still, still far wide!

  DOCTOR

  He’s scarce awake. Let him alone a while.

  LEAR

  Where have I been? Where am I? Fair daylight?

  I am mightily abused. I should e’en die with pity

  To see another thus. I know not what to say.

  I will not swear these are my hands. Let’s see:

  I feel this pin prick. Would I were assured

  Of my condition.

  CORDELIA (kneeling) O look upon me, sir,

  And hold your hands in benediction o’er me.

  No, sir, you must not kneel.

  LEAR Pray do not mock.

  I am a very foolish, fond old man,

  Fourscore and upward, and to deal plainly,

  I fear I am not in my perfect mind.

  Methinks I should know you, and know this man;

  Yet I am doubtful, for I am mainly ignorant

  What place this is; and all the skill I have

  Remembers not these garments; nor I know not

  Where I did lodge last night. Do not laugh at me,

  For as I am a man, I think this lady

  To be my child, Cordelia.

  CORDELIA And so I am.

 
LEAR

  Be your tears wet? Yes, faith. I pray, weep not.

  If you have poison for me, I will drink it.

  I know you do not love me; for your sisters

  Have, as I do remember, done me wrong.

  You have some cause; they have not.

  CORDELIA No cause, no cause.

  LEAR Am I in France?

  KENT In your own kingdom, sir.

  LEAR Do not abuse me.

  DOCTOR

  Be comforted, good madam. The great rage

  You see is cured in him, and yet it is danger

  To make him even o’er the time he has lost.

  Desire him to go in; trouble him no more

  Till further settling.

  CORDELIA (to Lear) Will’t please your highness walk?

  LEAR You must bear with me.

  Pray now, forget and forgive. I am old

  And foolish. Exeunt all but Kent and [First] Gentleman

  [FIRST] GENTLEMAN Holds it true, sir, that the Duke Of Cornwall was so slain?

  KENT Most certain, sir.

  [FIRST] GENTLEMAN

  Who is conductor of his people?

  KENT As ’tis said,

  The bastard son of Gloucester.

  [FIRST] GENTLEMAN They say Edgar,

  His banished son, is with the Earl of Kent

  In Germany.

  KENT Report is changeable.

  ’Tis time to look about. The powers of the kingdom 90

  Approach apace.

  [FIRST] GENTLEMAN The arbitrement is

  Like to be bloody. Fare you well, sir. Exit

  KENT

  My point and period will be throughly wrought,

  Or well or ill, as this day’s battle’s fought. Exit

  Sc. 22 Enter Edmund, Regan, and their powers

  EDMUND

  Know of the Duke if his last purpose hold,

  Or whether since he is advised by aught

  To change the course. He’s full of abdication

  And self-reproving. Bring his constant pleasure.

  Exit one or more

  REGAN

  Our sister’s man is certainly miscarried.

  EDMUND

  ’Tis to be doubted, madam.

  REGAN Now, sweet lord,

  You know the goodness I intend upon you.

  Tell me but truly—but then speak the truth-

  Do you not love my sister?

  EDMUND Ay: honoured love.

  REGAN

  But have you never found my brother’s way

 

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