Polly

by M C Beaton

  M. C. Beaton is the author of the hugely successful Agatha Raisin and Hamish Macbeth series, as well as a quartet of Edwardian murder mysteries featuring heroine Lady Rose Summer, many Regency romance series, and a stand-alone murder mystery, The Skeleton in the Closet – all published by Constable & Robinson. She left a full-time career in journalism to turn to writing, and now divides her time between the Cotswolds and Paris. Visit www.agatharaisin.com for more, or follow M. C. Beaton on Twitter: @mc_beaton.

  Titles by M. C. Beaton

  The Poor Relation

  Lady Fortescue Steps Out · Miss Tonks Turns to Crime · Mrs Budley Falls from Grace

  Sir Philip’s Folly · Colonel Sandhurst to the Rescue · Back in Society

  A House for the Season

  The Miser of Mayfair · Plain Jane · The Wicked Godmother

  Rake’s Progress · The Adventuress · Rainbird’s Revenge

  The Six Sisters

  Minerva · The Taming of Annabelle · Deirdre and Desire

  Daphne · Diana the Huntress · Frederica in Fashion

  Edwardian Murder Mysteries

  Snobbery with Violence · Hasty Death · Sick of Shadows

  Our Lady of Pain

  The Travelling Matchmaker

  Emily Goes to Exeter · Belinda Goes to Bath · Penelope Goes to Portsmouth

  Beatrice Goes to Brighton · Deborah Goes to Dover · Yvonne Goes to York

  Agatha Raisin

  Agatha Raisin and the Quiche of Death · Agatha Raisin and the Vicious Vet

  Agatha Raisin and the Potted Gardener · Agatha Raisin and the Walkers of Dembley

  Agatha Raisin and the Murderous Marriage · Agatha Raisin and the Terrible Tourist

  Agatha Raisin and the Wellspring of Death · Agatha Raisin and the Wizard of Evesham

  Agatha Raisin and the Witch of Wyckhadden

  Agatha Raisin and the Fairies of Fryfam · Agatha Raisin and the Love from Hell

  Agatha Raisin and the Day the Floods Came

  Agatha Raisin and the Curious Curate · Agatha Raisin and the Haunted House

  Agatha Raisin and the Deadly Dance · Agatha Raisin and the Perfect Paragon

  Agatha Raisin and Love, Lies and Liquor

  Agatha Raisin and Kissing Christmas Goodbye

  Agatha Raisin and a Spoonful of Poison · Agatha Raisin: There Goes the Bride

  Agatha Raisin and the Busy Body · Agatha Raisin: As the Pig Turns

  Agatha Raisin: Hiss and Hers · Agatha Raisin and the Christmas Crumble

  Hamish Macbeth

  Death of a Gossip · Death of a Cad · Death of an Outsider

  Death of a Perfect Wife · Death of a Hussy · Death of a Snob

  Death of a Prankster · Death of a Glutton · Death of a Travelling Man

  Death of a Charming Man · Death of a Nag · Death of a Macho Man

  Death of a Dentist · Death of a Scriptwriter · Death of an Addict

  A Highland Christmas · Death of a Dustman · Death of a Celebrity

  Death of a Village · Death of a Poison Pen · Death of a Bore

  Death of a Dreamer · Death of a Maid · Death of a Gentle Lady

  Death of a Witch · Death of a Valentine · Death of a Sweep

  Death of a Kingfisher · Death of Yesterday

  The Skeleton in the Closet

  Also available

  The Agatha Raisin Companion

  Polly

  M. C. Beaton

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  First electronic edition published 2011 by RosettaBooks LLC, New York

  First published in the UK by Canvas,

  an imprint of Constable & Robinson Ltd., 2013

  Copyright © M. C. Beaton, 1980

  The right of M. C. Beaton to be identified as the author of this work has been asserted by her in accordance with the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act 1988

  All rights reserved. This book is sold subject to the condition that it shall not, by way of trade or otherwise, be lent, resold, hired out or otherwise circulated in any form of binding or cover other than that in which it is published and without a similar condition including this condition being imposed on the subsequent purchaser.

  This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are either the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously, and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or to actual events or locales is entirely coincidental.

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  ISBN: 978-1-47210-097-9 (ebook)

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  For Sharon and David Chesney

  Contents

  Chapter One

  Chapter Two

  Chapter Three

  Chapter Four

  Chapter Five

  Chapter Six

  Chapter Seven

  Chapter Eight

  Chapter Nine

  Chapter Ten

  Chapter Eleven

  Chapter Twelve

  Chapter Thirteen

  Epilogue

  CHAPTER ONE

  One more household chore to do and then she would have the rest of Sunday to prepare for her first job. And she had the house to herself.

  Polly Marsh poured cold water onto the cake of black lead that stood in a jam jar by the kitchen sink and absentmindedly began mixing it into a paste. Every Sunday it was her job to blacklead the kitchen range until it shone. The range was the center of the Marsh household. It took up a complete wall of the little kitchen. There was the boiler on one side and the oven on the other. In the middle was the fire, with an iron bar across the top for hanging the kettle or the frying pan.

  The range took an hour to polish and then the steel fender had to be scrubbed with emery paper and then buffed to a high shine.

  Polly automatically went about her work, half listening to the cries and shouts of the traders in the street below. Stone Lane Market in London’s Shoreditch was in full Sunday swing.

  The other members of the Marsh household, Polly’s mother and father, grandmother, and little brother and sister were all downstairs in the shop selling fruit and vegetables as hard as they could.

  Marshes had been greengrocers in Stone Lane for as long as anyone could remember. Every morning, Polly’s father, Alf, would rise with the sun and push his wooden barrow to Covent Garden Market to get the best prices. It was hard work, but the Marsh family had been able to buy the two flats above the shop and convert them into one household. Polly had that unheard-of luxury in Shoreditch—a room of her own. And the Marsh family had one other luxury that was the envy of the neighborhood: The kitchen in the top flat had been converted into a bathroom with running water. The neighbors had shaken their heads and prophesied everything from pneumonia to tuberculosis as a result of this unheard-of cleanliness. But they envied them just the same. Hot baths suggested a world of luxury far removed from noisy, working-class Shoreditch.

  Still dreaming, Polly gave the range a final polish and lit the fire. Tomorrow morning she would leave Stone Lane and walk across all those mysterious class boundaries to start work in the City of London. Not only in the City but in a company owned by a real-live duke.

  Westerman’s was the name of the import-export firm that had graciously agreed to employ Miss Polly Marsh as a stenographer.

  Polly could still remember the pale March sunlight sparkling on the ducal coat of arms over the door, the quiet musty interior, and the dreaded interview. She had acquitted herself well and had been inordinately pleased when Mr. Baines, the manager, had asked her if she was a foreigner, as her voice wa
s completely without accent. Polly had smiled and shaken her head and sent up a prayer of thanks for her elocution lessons.

  The elocution lessons had been the brainchild of her schoolteacher, Miss James. Miss James had assured Polly’s mother that a girl with startlingly good looks and superior intelligence should not be condemned to go through life with a hideous cockney accent. She had recommended a retired elocution teacher, who would give lessons for a small sum. In a more middle-class environment, Polly’s newly refined voice would have caused acid comment, but the cockneys of the market were proud of anyone who wanted to get on and simply called Polly “the duchess,” with their usual nonchalant friendly good humor.

  Polly glanced in the oval mirror on the wall and shuddered. She seemed to be black from head to foot. That was the curse of black lead. No matter how careful you were, the stuff seemed to creep out of the cleaning rag and end up all over your body.

  She scrubbed herself down vigorously in the bathroom upstairs and then began to carefully make her preparations for her working debut. First her hair had to be shampooed. She shaved a precious bar of Knight’s Castille soap into a cup and mixed it into a paste with hot water, then added a teaspoon of alcohol to remove any excess oil from her hair. Next, she added a teaspoon of cologne to perfume it. A large jug of chamomile tea stood ready for the final rinse.

  Next came the manicure—the cuticles to be pushed back with an orange stick with a small piece of cotton on the tip dipped in cuticle acid and then the stick run under the tips of the nails in order to remove any stains. The nails had to be cut into an oval shape and smoothed with the emery board. And then Polly came to the final step in her manicure—the application of her precious hoard of nail polish. She carefully dipped the buffer into the powder and drew it back and forth across her nails, with light, even strokes, until they gleamed and shone.

  With the daring purchase of nail polish, she had also bought rose-tinted rice powder—so much more expensive than the ordinary kind, which had a cheap metallic base—and real bone hairpins, instead of wire ones. She had toyed with the idea of buying a lipstick but a beauty article in Queen magazine had said that this cosmetic could thicken the skin of the lips, and who on earth wanted that to happen?

  Now all she had to do was stitch sweat pads into her new serge business dress and brush up her best felt hat, polish her button boots, and leave her corset by the window to air. Thank goodness it wasn’t raining, otherwise the newly cleaned corset would have had to be hung up on the pulley in the kitchen and by now would be smelling of Ma’s roast beef and bubble and squeak.

  These last chores completed, Polly sat down and gazed at herself in the mirror. Her damp hair was already springing back into its familiar golden curls. She had a broad forehead and well-spaced wide blue eyes, a straight little nose, and a perfect mouth. Beautiful, thought Polly, not for the first time. Absolutely beautiful.

  She had once thought that perhaps she had been adopted. For how could the bent little Alf Marsh and the cottage loaf Mary Marsh have produced such a beauty? But Mary Marsh had only grinned and shown Polly a photograph of herself, Mary, as a young girl. She had looked exactly like Polly and Polly had pouted for days. Gone were her secret dreams of being the cast-off daughter of an aristocrat!

  Her mother’s voice broke into her thoughts. “Come along, Pol. We ’as fish-and-chips from Bernie’s, as ’ot as ’ot. But if you sits up there much longer, luv, they’ll be bleedin’ cold!”

  The Duchess of Stone Lane gave a disdainful sniff, but the thought of Bernie’s fish-and-chips with perhaps a big pickled onion or two was too much for her. She ran down happily to join the rest of her family, who were already gathered around the kitchen table.

  Gran was inhaling her tea with noisy relish, baby Alf, a chubby five-year-old, was pleating the fringes of Gran’s shawl, and nine-year-old Joyce was trying to eat fish-and-chips and read a comic at the same time.

  Mrs. Marsh eased off her shoes and gave a groan of pleasure. “Sit down, ducks,” she said as Polly came in. “That’s a luvly bit o’ fish. Yerse. Tell you what, Pol, I was a-talking to Lil—you know, ’er what ’as the junk store—’bout Westerman’s. Well, she says as ’ow the duke ’as got two sons and none of ’em is married.” Her small blue eyes twinkled wickedly at Polly from behind pads of fat. “Think you’ll marry one of ’em?”

  Polly blushed with irritation. She had been thinking just that. She tossed her curls. “They’re probably too old.”

  “Not a bit of it,” said Mrs. Marsh. “Lil says that the elder is Edward, Marquis of Wollerton, and ’e ’as bin disappointed in love when ’e was a lad. ’E’s thirty-six now. Yerse. And the young ’un is Lord Peter Burley and e’s only twenty.”

  Polly licked her fingers. “How did Lil find out all this?”

  “’Er reads them society columns,” said Mrs. Marsh. “Bring me my slippers, Joyce, there’s a luv.”

  “Oh, Ma, I’d just got to the interesting bit,” wailed Joyce, clutching hold of her comic.

  “Do as yer ma says or I’ll tear off yer arm and hit yer with the soggy end,” snarled her father. Alf Marsh was, in fact, a timid, gentle man but he had a habit of uttering really terrible threats that fortunately no one, and least of all his children, took seriously.

  “When I was ’er age…” began Gran, and Polly drifted off into dreamland.

  Life had always seemed sunny and easy. She had passed her exams at school with hardly any study and she had learned shorthand and typing in under six months. The road to the future stretched out in her mind, broad and sunny, all the way to the altar with one of the duke’s sons. Which one? The marquis sounded a bit old. But Lord Burley! Now he was only a year older than herself.

  The remains of the fish-and-chips congealed in the newspaper as Polly pictured her first day at work.

  “Oh, Lord Peter! How you startled me!” she would cry out when she turned to find him standing behind her.

  “Forgive me,” he would mutter hoarsely. “I am enchanted by your beauty…”

  “Wake up, Pol,” said her mother. “Yer ladyship ’as still got some cleaning up to do!”

  I will, of course, hire her a maid, thought Polly as she cleared away the tea things with a faint condescending smile. Meanwhile, she must suffer, like the best of Cinderellas.

  Tomorrow would be a whole new life….

  CHAPTER TWO

  The clocks of the City were chiming eight on a windy March Monday morning as Polly, clutching her hat, arrived at the worn front steps of Westerman’s offices. The walk had taken longer than she expected, since various dreams of marrying into the aristocracy had slowed her steps.

  Once into the narrow winding streets of the City, London’s commercial hub, she had found herself wedged in a moving mass of men in tall silk hats and frock coats, all walking at a tremendous pace. Businesswomen were still a rarity in this masculine territory, and more than one paused his hurrying steps to stare appreciatively at the golden girl with the wide blue eyes and pink cheeks. Polly took it as her due. She was used to being stared at.

  Mr. Baines was already there, fastening card-board protectors on his wrist bands, as Polly blew into the dingy offices on a gale of March wind that sent the papers flying.

  The heavy glass door crashed behind her and the dim, religious silence, which can only be created by a group of people slaving to the gods of wealth and industry, surrounded her.

  Mr. Baines looked at the clock with some irritation. One minute past eight. This was what came from employing females, but stenographers were “modern” and “up-to-date” and Mr. Baines was human enough to share the up-to-date craze that was sweeping London.

  “Take off your coat, Miss… ah… and I will begin dictating letters immediately.”

  Polly removed her coat with nervous fingers. Four clerks were already seated on their high stools, bent over their ledgers. One of them caught Polly’s eye and winked. She flushed and looked away. Cheek!

  Mr. Baines was a small, slim, m
iddle-aged man with a high celluloid collar and patent-leather hair. He had the small, twinkling humorous eyes of people who have usually no sense of humor.

  “Now, Miss… ah… if you will follow me.” He led the way out of the outer office and along a long dark corridor, finally pushing open a door at the end.

  “This will be your office, Miss… ah… I think it highly unsuitable that a young girl should have an office of her own but, on the other hand, it would be extremely unsuitable if you were to work with the men.”

  Polly stared around her in dismay. The “office” was little more than a dingy cubicle with a small, chipped and battered wooden table on which stood a black and gleaming typewriter decorated with feminine scrollwork. The typewriter had been considered a female instrument from the day it was first invented and the manufacturers still made considerable efforts at gentility by decorating their machines with gilt-stenciled decoration.

  There was a peg to hang her coat, a wooden filing cabinet, a pile of dusty ledgers from which protruded scraps of yellowing paper showing that the room had been previously used as a dump, a small gas fire, and wood-paneled walls, dark with age.

  Polly did not know that Mr. Baines was as nervous as herself. It was a big day for him. Instead of scribbling his business letters and then handing them over to a clerk to make a fair copy, he would be able to sit and dictate. Very up-to-date. He had not yet told his business friends who he met daily at lunchtime in the chop house around the corner about it. But he fancied he might just drop a little word today.

  Especially to Bloggs.

  Bloggs with his beery face and large mustache would shout as usual, “Here comes our relic of the Dark Ages. What you been doing this morning, Baines? Sharpening up the quill pens?”

  And in his mind’s eye Mr. Baines could see himself casually raising his tankard and taking a slow pull before remarking carelessly, “Oh, nothing special, old boy. Spent the whole morning dictating letters to my secretary.”

  And wouldn’t Bloggs stare!

  Not that he meant to tell Polly that she ranked as a secretary. That sort of thing gave girls ideas above their station.