The Mammoth Book of Dirty, Sick, X-Rated & Politically Incorrect Jokes

Home > Other > The Mammoth Book of Dirty, Sick, X-Rated & Politically Incorrect Jokes > Page 67
The Mammoth Book of Dirty, Sick, X-Rated & Politically Incorrect Jokes Page 67

by Geoff Tibballs


  limericks ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4

  size ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6, ref7, ref8, ref9, ref10, ref11, ref12, ref13, ref14, ref15

  tattoos ref1, ref2

  Viagra ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6

  periods and PMS ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6, ref7

  Philip, Prince ref1, ref2

  pigs ref1, ref2

  Pinocchio ref1

  poems ref1

  police ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6, ref7, ref8, ref9, ref10, ref11, ref12, ref13, ref14, ref15, ref16, ref17, ref18, ref19, ref20, ref21, ref22

  police dogs ref1, ref2, ref3

  Polish ref1, ref2

  politicians ref1

  Pope ref1, ref2

  Popeye ref1

  porcupines ref1

  pornography ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5

  Posh Spice ref1

  preachers and priests ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6, ref7, ref8, ref9, ref10, ref11, ref12, ref13, ref14, ref15, ref16, ref17, ref18, ref19, ref20, ref21, ref22, ref23, ref24, ref25, ref26, ref27

  pregnancy ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5

  premature ejaculation ref1

  prison ref1, ref2

  psychics and mediums ref1

  pubic hair ref1, ref2

  Puerto Ricans ref1

  Puerto Rico ref1

  pussy ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6, ref7, ref8, ref9, ref10, ref11, ref12, ref13, ref14, ref15, ref16, ref17, ref18, ref19, ref20, ref21

  pygmies ref1

  rabbis ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5

  rabbits ref1

  rabies ref1

  rats ref1

  Reagan, Ronald ref1, ref2

  rednecks ref1, ref2, ref3

  religion ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6, ref7

  restaurants ref1

  rhinos ref1

  Richards, Keith ref1

  riddles ref1

  road rage ref1

  roadsigns ref1

  rock climbing ref1

  roosters ref1, ref2, ref3

  Ross, Diana ref1

  royalty ref1

  Rumsfeld, Donald ref1, ref2

  Russians ref1

  Santa Claus ref1, ref2

  schizophrenia ref1

  school ref1, ref2, ref3

  Scots ref1, ref2

  Scousers ref1

  Seattle ref1

  semen/sperm ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6, ref7, ref8, ref9, ref10

  servants ref1, ref2, ref3

  sex ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6, ref7

  after birth ref1

  and alcohol ref1, ref2, ref3

  Americans ref1

  Amish ref1

  anal ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6, ref7, ref8, ref9, ref10

  Australians ref1

  and automobiles ref1, ref2, ref3

  bedroom golf ref1

  bikers ref1, ref2

  blondes ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6

  and calories ref1

  Canadians ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4

  Chinese ref1, ref2

  and deafness ref1

  dwarfs ref1, ref2

  English ref1

  fantasies ref1

  for food ref1

  foreplay ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4

  and gambling ref1

  honeymoon ref1, ref2

  incest ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4

  interruptions ref1

  Irish ref1

  limericks ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5

  and marriage ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6

  Martians ref1

  men ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6

  necrophilia ref1, ref2, ref3

  nuns ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5

  nymphomania ref1

  old age ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6, ref7, ref8, ref9, ref10, ref11, ref12, ref13, ref14, ref15, ref16, ref17, ref18

  orgasms ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6, ref7, ref8

  and periods ref1

  and police ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4

  Pope ref1

  pre-marital ref1, ref2

  preachers and priests ref1, ref2, ref3

  prison ref1

  rednecks ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6, ref7, ref8

  Siamese twins ref1

  SM ref1, ref2

  Texas ref1, ref2

  therapy ref1, ref2, ref3

  and ugliness ref1

  vibrators ref1

  virginity ref1

  and weight ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4

  widows ref1

  women ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5

  and work ref1, ref2, ref3

  see also adultery; bestiality; condoms; dating; hookers; impotence; oral sex/blow jobs; penises; pussy

  sharks ref1

  shaving ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4

  sheep ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4

  Siamese twins ref1, ref2

  sign language ref1

  Simpson, O.J. ref1

  Skodas ref1

  slugs ref1

  small ads ref1

  smells ref1, ref2, ref3

  Smurfs ref1

  snails ref1

  snot ref1

  Snow White ref1, ref2

  social workers ref1

  South Africans ref1

  speech impediments ref1, ref2, ref3

  sperm see semen/sperm

  Spice Girls ref1, ref2

  sports ref1, ref2

  stags ref1

  State slogans ref1

  storks ref1

  strokes ref1

  stutterers ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6

  suicide ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4

  surgery ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6, ref7

  Sweden ref1

  swimming ref1, ref2, ref3

  Swiss ref1, ref2

  Taliban ref1

  tampons/Tampax ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6, ref7, ref8, ref9, ref10

  Tarzan ref1

  tattoos ref1, ref2, ref3

  Taylor, Liz ref1

  terrorists ref1

  testicles ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6, ref7, ref8, ref9, ref10, ref11

  castration ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5

  Texas ref1, ref2, ref3

  therapy ref1

  Tigger ref1

  Titanic ref1, ref2

  toads ref1

  toilets ref1

  tortoises ref1

  toyboys ref1

  trailer trash ref1

  transvestites ref1, ref2, ref3

  travel ref1, ref2

  blondes ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4

  truckers ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4

  Turner, Tina ref1

  turtles ref1

  Tyson, Mike ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4

  ugliness ref1

  underwear ref1, ref2, ref3

  urination ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6, ref7, ref8, ref9, ref10, ref11, ref12, ref13, ref14, ref15, ref16, ref17, ref18

  Utah ref1

  vaginas see pussy

  vampires ref1

  Van Dyke, Dick ref1

  vasectomies ref1, ref2, ref3

  ventriloquists ref1, ref2

  Vermont ref1

  Versace, Gianni ref1

  Viagra ref1, ref2

  vibrators ref1, ref2

  Vietnam ref1, ref2

  virginity ref1

  vomit/vomiting ref1, ref2, ref3

  voyeurism ref1

  waiters and waitresses ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4

  washing machines ref1

  wasps ref1

  wedding night ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4

  weddings ref1, ref2

  weight ref1

  West, Fred ref1

  Westerns ref1

  Who Wants To Be A Millionaire ref1

  widows ref1

  Williams, Andy ref1

  Windows ref1, ref2

  Winfrey, Oprah ref1

  Winnie the Pooh ref1

  wishes ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6, ref7, ref8, ref9, ref10, ref11

&
nbsp; women ref1, ref2

  beer better than, reasons ref1

  clues that should call it a night ref1

  if ruled world ref1

  men’s advice to ref1

  nagging ref1

  pilots ref1

  prayers ref1

  ‘seeking men’ classifieds ref1

  seven most important men in life ref1

  ten favourite men ref1

  things can’t do ref1

  things men need to know about ref1

  things you should never say to ref1

  things you’ll never hear say ref1

  Wonder, Stevie ref1, ref2, ref3

  work ref1, ref2

  Wyoming ref1

  yodelling ref1

  zebras ref1

  zoos ref1, ref2, ref3

 

 

 


‹ Prev