The Mammoth Book of Dirty, Sick, X-Rated & Politically Incorrect Jokes
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limericks ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4
size ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6, ref7, ref8, ref9, ref10, ref11, ref12, ref13, ref14, ref15
tattoos ref1, ref2
Viagra ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6
periods and PMS ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6, ref7
Philip, Prince ref1, ref2
pigs ref1, ref2
Pinocchio ref1
poems ref1
police ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6, ref7, ref8, ref9, ref10, ref11, ref12, ref13, ref14, ref15, ref16, ref17, ref18, ref19, ref20, ref21, ref22
police dogs ref1, ref2, ref3
Polish ref1, ref2
politicians ref1
Pope ref1, ref2
Popeye ref1
porcupines ref1
pornography ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5
Posh Spice ref1
preachers and priests ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6, ref7, ref8, ref9, ref10, ref11, ref12, ref13, ref14, ref15, ref16, ref17, ref18, ref19, ref20, ref21, ref22, ref23, ref24, ref25, ref26, ref27
pregnancy ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5
premature ejaculation ref1
prison ref1, ref2
psychics and mediums ref1
pubic hair ref1, ref2
Puerto Ricans ref1
Puerto Rico ref1
pussy ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6, ref7, ref8, ref9, ref10, ref11, ref12, ref13, ref14, ref15, ref16, ref17, ref18, ref19, ref20, ref21
pygmies ref1
rabbis ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5
rabbits ref1
rabies ref1
rats ref1
Reagan, Ronald ref1, ref2
rednecks ref1, ref2, ref3
religion ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6, ref7
restaurants ref1
rhinos ref1
Richards, Keith ref1
riddles ref1
road rage ref1
roadsigns ref1
rock climbing ref1
roosters ref1, ref2, ref3
Ross, Diana ref1
royalty ref1
Rumsfeld, Donald ref1, ref2
Russians ref1
Santa Claus ref1, ref2
schizophrenia ref1
school ref1, ref2, ref3
Scots ref1, ref2
Scousers ref1
Seattle ref1
semen/sperm ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6, ref7, ref8, ref9, ref10
servants ref1, ref2, ref3
sex ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6, ref7
after birth ref1
and alcohol ref1, ref2, ref3
Americans ref1
Amish ref1
anal ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6, ref7, ref8, ref9, ref10
Australians ref1
and automobiles ref1, ref2, ref3
bedroom golf ref1
bikers ref1, ref2
blondes ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6
and calories ref1
Canadians ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4
Chinese ref1, ref2
and deafness ref1
dwarfs ref1, ref2
English ref1
fantasies ref1
for food ref1
foreplay ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4
and gambling ref1
honeymoon ref1, ref2
incest ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4
interruptions ref1
Irish ref1
limericks ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5
and marriage ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6
Martians ref1
men ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6
necrophilia ref1, ref2, ref3
nuns ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5
nymphomania ref1
old age ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6, ref7, ref8, ref9, ref10, ref11, ref12, ref13, ref14, ref15, ref16, ref17, ref18
orgasms ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6, ref7, ref8
and periods ref1
and police ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4
Pope ref1
pre-marital ref1, ref2
preachers and priests ref1, ref2, ref3
prison ref1
rednecks ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6, ref7, ref8
Siamese twins ref1
SM ref1, ref2
Texas ref1, ref2
therapy ref1, ref2, ref3
and ugliness ref1
vibrators ref1
virginity ref1
and weight ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4
widows ref1
women ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5
and work ref1, ref2, ref3
see also adultery; bestiality; condoms; dating; hookers; impotence; oral sex/blow jobs; penises; pussy
sharks ref1
shaving ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4
sheep ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4
Siamese twins ref1, ref2
sign language ref1
Simpson, O.J. ref1
Skodas ref1
slugs ref1
small ads ref1
smells ref1, ref2, ref3
Smurfs ref1
snails ref1
snot ref1
Snow White ref1, ref2
social workers ref1
South Africans ref1
speech impediments ref1, ref2, ref3
sperm see semen/sperm
Spice Girls ref1, ref2
sports ref1, ref2
stags ref1
State slogans ref1
storks ref1
strokes ref1
stutterers ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6
suicide ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4
surgery ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6, ref7
Sweden ref1
swimming ref1, ref2, ref3
Swiss ref1, ref2
Taliban ref1
tampons/Tampax ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6, ref7, ref8, ref9, ref10
Tarzan ref1
tattoos ref1, ref2, ref3
Taylor, Liz ref1
terrorists ref1
testicles ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6, ref7, ref8, ref9, ref10, ref11
castration ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5
Texas ref1, ref2, ref3
therapy ref1
Tigger ref1
Titanic ref1, ref2
toads ref1
toilets ref1
tortoises ref1
toyboys ref1
trailer trash ref1
transvestites ref1, ref2, ref3
travel ref1, ref2
blondes ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4
truckers ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4
Turner, Tina ref1
turtles ref1
Tyson, Mike ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4
ugliness ref1
underwear ref1, ref2, ref3
urination ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6, ref7, ref8, ref9, ref10, ref11, ref12, ref13, ref14, ref15, ref16, ref17, ref18
Utah ref1
vaginas see pussy
vampires ref1
Van Dyke, Dick ref1
vasectomies ref1, ref2, ref3
ventriloquists ref1, ref2
Vermont ref1
Versace, Gianni ref1
Viagra ref1, ref2
vibrators ref1, ref2
Vietnam ref1, ref2
virginity ref1
vomit/vomiting ref1, ref2, ref3
voyeurism ref1
waiters and waitresses ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4
washing machines ref1
wasps ref1
wedding night ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4
weddings ref1, ref2
weight ref1
West, Fred ref1
Westerns ref1
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire ref1
widows ref1
Williams, Andy ref1
Windows ref1, ref2
Winfrey, Oprah ref1
Winnie the Pooh ref1
wishes ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6, ref7, ref8, ref9, ref10, ref11
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nbsp; women ref1, ref2
beer better than, reasons ref1
clues that should call it a night ref1
if ruled world ref1
men’s advice to ref1
nagging ref1
pilots ref1
prayers ref1
‘seeking men’ classifieds ref1
seven most important men in life ref1
ten favourite men ref1
things can’t do ref1
things men need to know about ref1
things you should never say to ref1
things you’ll never hear say ref1
Wonder, Stevie ref1, ref2, ref3
work ref1, ref2
Wyoming ref1
yodelling ref1
zebras ref1
zoos ref1, ref2, ref3