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Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Golden Plunger Awards

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by Bathroom Readers' Institute


  Estonian sculptor Villu Jaanisoo created a giant rubber duck completely out of old tires in 2003. It’s on display at the Retretti Art Center in Punkaharju, Finland, but unfortunately, it’s a duck out of water—it rests on land.

  TIME MAGAZINE’S PERSON OF THE YEAR

  2007: Vladimir Putin

  2006: You (Internet user-

  generated content)

  2005: Good Samaritans (Bono,

  Bill and Melinda Gates)

  2004: George W. Bush

  2003: The American Soldier

  2002: Corporate Whistleblowers

  2001: Rudolph Giuliani

  2000: George W. Bush

  1999: Jeff Bezos of Amazon.com

  1998: Bill Clinton and Ken-

  neth Starr

  1997: Andy Grove of Intel

  1996: AIDS researcher David Ho

  1995: Newt Gingrich

  1994: Pope John Paul II

  1993: Yasser Arafat, Yitzhak

  Rabin, Nelson Mandela,

  and F. W. de Klerk

  1992: Bill Clinton

  1991: Ted Turner

  1990: George Bush

  1989: Mikhail Gorbachev

  1988: The Endangered Earth

  1987: Mikhail Gorbachev

  1986: Philippines president

  Corazon Aquino

  1985: Chinese leader Deng

  Xiaoping

  1984: Baseball commissioner

  Peter Ueberroth

  1983: Ronald Reagan and Yuri

  Andropov

  1982: The Computer

  1981: Polish politician Lech

  Walesa

  1980: Ronald Reagan

  1979: Ayatollah Khomeini

  1978: Anwar Sadat

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  FELLOW BATHROOM READERS:

  The fight for good bathroom reading should never be taken loosely—we must do our duty and sit firmly for what we believe in, even while the rest of the world is taking potshots at us.

  We’ll be brief. Now that we’ve proven we’re not simply a flushin-the-pan, we invite you to take the plunge: Sit Down and Be Counted! Become a member of the Bathroom Readers’ Institute. Log on to www.bathroomreader.com, or send a self-addressed, stamped, business-sized envelope to: BRI, PO Box 1117, Ashland, Oregon 97520. You’ll receive your free membership card, get discounts when ordering directly through the BRI, and earn a permanent spot on the BRI honor roll!

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  Keep on flushin’…

  Well, we’re out of space, and when you’ve gotta go, you’ve gotta go. Tanks for all your support. Hope to hear from you soon. Meanwhile, remember…

  Go with the Flow!

  Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader Golden Plunger Awards

  Copyright © 2008 by Portable Press.

  All rights reserved.

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  except in the case of brief quotations embodied in

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  “Bathroom Reader,” “Portable Press,” and

  “Bathroom Readers’ Institute” are registered trademarks

  of Baker & Taylor, Inc. All rights reserved.

  For information, write:

  The Bathroom Readers’ Institute

  P.O. Box 1117

  Ashland, OR 97520

  www.bathroomreader.com

  eISBN : 978-1-607-10465-0

  E-book edition: July 2011

 

 

 


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