When Pigs and Parrots Fly

by Gail Sattler

  The man bent to lift his wife’s dog. The second he touched the dog, it started yapping again.

  This time, Sarah grabbed the dog by the scruff of its neck. “No,” she said firmly.

  The dog silenced, no doubt out of shock that a human had actually expressed displeasure in his behavior.

  “Wow . . .” The man’s voice trailed off. “You really should do classes. Like that guy on television.” Without waiting for a response, he turned and walked toward the cash register.

  Josh grinned. “Nice work. His dog does the same thing every time he comes in here. Thank you.”

  “It’s nothing.” She handed him the bag. “This was in one of my boxes by mistake. I have to go. I’ve been here much longer than I thought I’d be. I’m late for my next appointment.”

  She turned and hurried toward the door with Scruffy faithfully at her side. As her hand touched the handle and she pulled the door open, a round of applause echoed inside the store.

  “Whoo-hoo! The Vet Whisperer!” someone called, just as the door closed behind her.

  She sighed and headed to her clinic. Her first patient of the afternoon was a guinea pig who needed his teeth trimmed, a welcome and silent improvement.

  Chapter 2

  Josh gritted his teeth and watched from a distance as Sarah spoke to the people surrounding her about problems with their pets. This was church. No one asked for medical advice from Dr. Platt on Sunday. The good doctor was here to worship, and unless it was an emergency, his office was closed. People respected that. Likewise, no one pestered Chuck for legal advice on Sunday. Today, Chuck wasn’t a lawyer; he was just another Christian brother.

  But today, both before and after the service, people had found Sarah and asked for advice about their pets’ behavioral issues.

  Josh rammed his hands into his pockets and tried not to glare at those who waited not so patiently for their turn to see her.

  While he waited, he watched her talking and smiling at everyone who spoke to her.

  Since he had nothing else to do but watch and wait, Josh studied Sarah surrounded by the crowd of pet owners. He didn’t know why he hadn’t noticed it before, but Sarah had a beautiful smile. Watching her from a distance, from this different perspective, he was seeing her as others saw her. Just like a model in a magazine, she had high cheekbones that emphasized her lips and smile. Her hair kind of floated around her face, and somehow made that smile even more bright, even without the special lighting in a magazine that made the models prettier than they probably really were.

  He wondered what Sarah would say if he told her what he’d been thinking.

  “Hey, dude,” a male voice said from beside him. “You’re looking a little left out of the conversation.”

  Josh turned to the side to see his friend Stan Wilson approaching, grinning like an idiot. In the past few months, Stan wore that grin a lot. If one could say such a thing about a man without sounding sappy, he would say that since Stan got married, he glowed. In fact, the glow had started the day Stan and Amber got formally engaged and hadn’t stopped.

  Josh dragged one hand down his face, and he forced himself to smile. “Hey, dude. Where’s the little woman?”

  The glow intensified. Josh nearly groaned.

  “Amber’s gone to the ladies’ room. She’ll be back in a few minutes.”

  It wasn’t often that Josh felt lost for words, but he couldn’t think of anything to say while he watched everyone else monopolize Sarah’s attention. “How’s married life been treating you?” he asked, more for distraction than because he actually wanted to know. From the way Stan walked around smiling, the answer was a foregone conclusion.

  “Good. Great, actually. We should have done it sooner. Why are you asking? You thinking about it?”

  Josh nearly choked, then forced himself to keep breathing. “No. Not really. Well, maybe a little. It’s not like I have an aversion to marriage or anything like that. I just haven’t met the right woman yet.” Actually, he’d always assumed that one day God would put that one perfect woman in his path, and he’d soon be that happily married guy with his wife smiling at the door, waiting for him to get home from work, with 2.4 kids and a dog playing in the backyard.

  Lately, he’d wondered if realistically that was ever going to happen. At thirty-one, all he had was the dog.

  Stan shook his head. “From what I’ve seen, you haven’t been looking that hard.”

  Josh shrugged his shoulders, still keeping his hands in his pockets. “I’ve been busy. You know that. Almost every time we see each other on game night, you’re always reminding me that I need more free time.” Although, come to think of it, lately Stan had been missing fairly often from the weekly routine of sports night with the guys. Most of the others had said some uncomplimentary things about Stan forgoing his cherished time with the guys and staying home with the little woman, but deep down, Josh felt a little jealous of his friend.

  “I’ve been even busier on weekends lately. Saturdays I’ve had to go to the store two hours before opening so I can help my staff do the stocking. You know what it’s like. On Saturdays, something always goes wrong.”

  “You got that right.”

  “Then Sunday I have to get up early for church.” Although, really, it wasn’t that early. He just wasn’t going to admit to one of the guys that by the time he got home Saturday, he was simply too tired to do anything. Sunday after church was his time to relax. Most of the time on Sunday afternoons he took Rufus for a long walk to finally have some quiet time, but sometimes he spent the afternoon relaxing with Sarah, who also saw people all day, every day. Lately, Sunday afternoons had been their private quiet time to hide from the rest of the world. Then Monday it was back to the same routine.

  “You’re not going to find a woman like that. You have to get out and do stuff.”

  “I get out. Tuesdays. With Sarah.”

  Stan made a sound halfway between a laugh and a snort. “From what I remember, the farthest you go out on Tuesdays is the drive-thru window.”

  “That’s not true. We order Chinese, so I have to go into the restaurant to the counter for pickups.” He snapped his mouth shut as he realized what he’d just admitted. It had been far too long since he’d actually gone out to a restaurant, much less to a restaurant with a woman, and not been a part of a larger crowd. But he had a good reason for always ordering from the same Chinese restaurant every Tuesday. He trusted their ingredients, and that was more important than going somewhere fancy.

  “Uh-huh,” Stan muttered.

  Josh shook his head. “With the store, I’m surrounded by people all day. In the evenings, I want some peace and quiet.”

  Stan made that strange sound again.

  Out of the corner of his eye, Josh caught Amber walking out of the ladies’ room. That meant this conversation, if he could call it a conversation, was over. Once Amber joined them, intentionally or not, the atmosphere would change. As if it wasn’t already bad enough. He didn’t need any more reminders that he was painfully single, and unless he made some big changes in his life, he was going to stay that way.

  “Here comes Amber,” he muttered, quite unnecessarily, judging from the reappearance of Stan’s grin. “I think I’m going to break in and get Sarah away from all her adoring fans.”

  Without waiting for a response from Stan, Josh stepped forward. However, he only made it a few feet closer before a bunch of women moved and blocked his path.

  He gritted his teeth, trying to think of a way to make his way forward when another familiar voice sounded beside him. “Hey, buddy, trying to fight the line to talk to my sister?”

  Josh turned around and ran his fingers through his hair. “Hey, Tucker. Yeah. I want to get her away from all this, but it’s been three steps forward and two steps back. How would you like to do a little crowd con
trol? Got your gun, Deputy Faire?”

  Tucker froze, and his mouth tightened. “This is church, my gun is at home, locked up, and I’m off duty.” His face tightened even more. “Why are you in such a rush to get to Sarah?”

  Josh turned to Tucker, then back to Sarah. “I know you’re off duty. So are Dr. Platt and Chuck. People aren’t asking them questions or trying to get free advice. But no one seems to respect that Sarah’s off duty.”

  “What’s up with that, anyway? She’s just the vet. I haven’t heard of any rabies outbreaks or anything. I heard people talking about a pet whisperer or something like that.”

  “Yeah. It started with one little thing at my store. She got an aggressive dog settled down, and then you know Bloomfield. Word spread and the tale seemed to get bigger and better with every telling, and now she’s a pet behavioral expert.”

  Tucker crossed his arms over his chest. “As I recall, you don’t have any issues with Rufus. Why are you in such a rush to see her?”

  Josh stiffened. “I don’t know. I guess I just want to get her away from all the fuss.”

  One of Tucker’s eyebrows lifted, usually not a good sign with Tucker. “Really?” One foot started tapping.

  If Tucker would have been in uniform, it would have been a scary sight. At least here, everyone knew him and knew Tucker was one of the good guys.

  “Once you get her away from church, just where were you planning to take my little sister?”

  Josh cleared his throat. He really hadn’t figured it out that far in advance. He just wanted to get her out of there. “I’ll probably take her to the dog park. With the dogs.”

  “Okay,” Tucker muttered as he spun and strode off to join some of their other friends.

  Josh ran his fingers through his hair and exhaled, not realizing until that moment how tense he’d been, which didn’t make any sense. Tucker was his best friend, and had been since their early years in school. It had to be his imagination, because for a moment, he’d felt like a wayward boyfriend being grilled by an overzealous father, which was ridiculous. In their younger days, they’d often babysat Sarah while their parents ran errands. He’d never done anything back then to make Tucker not trust him with his precious kid sister. In fact, most of the time Josh had been easier on Sarah than Tucker had been. It didn’t make any sense, but Tucker’s reaction felt strangely like . . . disapproval.

  Which was ridiculous. Josh and Sarah spent every Tuesday evening together, and often times in between. As a kid, she’d sometimes been a bit of a nuisance, but as adults, they’d become friends. And as a friend, he knew she was uncomfortable surrounded by a crowd.

  Therefore, he was going to get her out of there.

  He nudged his way through the throng of people and rested his hand on her elbow. Once he had her attention and she stopped talking, he turned to the group of women huddled together hanging on every word, then glanced over their shoulders to another group who waited for a break in the conversation so they could monopolize her next.

  He forced himself to smile politely. “I’m sorry, but Sarah and I have plans. Just call her office for an appointment, and I’m sure she’ll be able to help you during office hours.”

  Sarah turned to him, raising her eyebrows. He anticipated a reprimand for being on the edge of rude, but fortunately she didn’t speak.

  Josh turned, trying to keep his smile polite, and he glanced around at the other people surrounding her. “We’re going to be late. We have to go.” Without waiting for her response, which was sure to be a question asking what they were late for, he nudged Sarah to start her walking. As quickly as possible, he escorted her out of the foyer and out of the building.

  Sarah fished her car keys out of her purse and hit the button to unlock the door, but she didn’t open it. Instead, she stood beside her car and plunked her fists on her hips. “Dare I ask?”

  “Go ahead, except I don’t have an answer. I just wanted to get you out of there.”

  She sighed. “Fair enough. Honestly, I had no idea what to say to all those people. I’m not an obedience trainer. I’m a veterinarian. I have to be able to control the animals in my care, but people are talking about more intense issues than I’m trained to handle.”

  He shrugged his shoulders. “I think you’d be surprised. You’ve always been good with animals. That’s why you became a vet in the first place.” He smiled, remembering when her family got their first puppy when they were kids. Tucker had rushed over to Josh’s house to show the pup to him, and another little runt had tagged along—Sarah.

  Josh studied her face, comparing the woman before him to the little twerp who’d done anything she could to trail behind them. In those days, Tucker had thought it hilarious, his kid sister having a crush on his best friend, following them around whenever she could. Josh hadn’t thought it funny at all. Once she’d climbed onto the garage roof to watch them. Seeing her up there had nearly scared him half to death. As he got older, he’d thought her devotion and adoration quite flattering, but he sure hadn’t thought so at the time. She hadn’t been a bad kid, just a little overwhelming with those stars in her eyes. And they’d been big stars.

  “Where are we going?” Sarah asked, her question bringing him back to the present. “It sounded like you had something specific in mind.”

  Josh blinked as the image of a starry-eyed little girl morphed into a full-grown, professional woman. “It’s a nice day, so I thought we could get away and go to Golden Grove Park. We can grab a couple of burgers and let the dogs go for a swim.”

  She nodded, smiling. “Not that Bloomfield is really crowded, but that sounds like a great idea.”

  Once again, he rammed his hand into his pocket, this time to fish out his car keys, but instead of heading to his own car, he stopped. “I’ll get Rufus and meet you there in half an hour.”

  “Sure.”

  Still, he didn’t move. All he could do was look down into Sarah’s eyes. He didn’t know what it was, but something about her seemed different today. He ought to have been able to put his finger on it because, after all, he saw her every few days.

  No doubt about it, Sarah had blossomed into an attractive woman. Her brown hair had a touch of red in it that he thought was probably natural because it was always the same, which matched nicely with her sparkling hazel eyes. Her nose was nice and straight, not too big or small, and suited her just right. He was tall, just a little over six feet. Sarah was about six inches shorter than him, and he liked that. Besides being pretty, she was smart, had a good sense of humor, a great career, and was good with money. She also had a heart for people and animals and lived a good life as a fellow believer.

  He didn’t know why she wasn’t married.

  Mentally, Josh gave his head a shake. He didn’t know why he was thinking those things about Sarah. Maybe something in his brain had gone haywire after his strange conversations with Stan, and then her brother.

  Maybe Stan was right. If he was thinking those things about Sarah, his best friend’s kid sister, it was time to start actively looking for that alleged Miss Right. Sarah had friends who were still single, so that was probably a good place to start.

  Sarah narrowed one eye, tilted her head, and stared up at him. “I thought you wanted to go to the park. Why are you just standing there, looking at me so funny?”

  He shrugged his shoulders. He couldn’t believe the trip his mind had taken him on, looking at Sarah like that. It really was time to start looking for a special someone. “I don’t know,” he mumbled. “Just thinking.”

  Sarah tapped her wristwatch with her index finger. “If you really want to go, we had better get moving. I have to be back home at a decent time.”

  “Why?”

  She grinned ear to ear. “Because not all the people I talked to today asked me about their dogs and cats.”

  A fast
-forward of everyone who had accosted Sarah that morning flashed through his mind. For some reason, his thoughts did an abrupt stop on Hayden Blackstone. Hayden didn’t have a dog. Hayden had a lizard. He faithfully came into the store once a week to buy crickets to feed it.

  He doubted Hayden’s lizard was having issues needing a pet behavioral expert.

  “I noticed that. What did Hayden want?”

  Sarah’s grin widened. “He didn’t want anything. Hayden asked me out for a date.”

  He blinked. Of all the things she could have said, he hadn’t seen that one coming. “Really?”

  “Yes, really. Is that so hard to believe?”

  The list of things he’d just thought about her a few minutes ago roared through his head. “No. Of course not. I hope you two have fun. Where are you going?”

  “Nowhere fancy. We’re just going to Burger Heaven.” She tapped her watch again. “If I get back from the park in time.”

  Josh nodded and pressed one palm over his stomach. “I love it there. Their burgers have this great sauce. They say it’s a secret recipe, and I believe it. Now I’m really hungry. Can I come?”

  Sarah’s smile dropped. “It’s a date, Josh. Three’s a crowd.”

  A date. He didn’t want to picture Sarah alone with Hayden, sitting all cuddly-like in the corner of a dimly lit restaurant. Actually, he didn’t want to picture her there with anyone of the male species.

  Josh blinked and shook his head, wondering where that thought came from. “Oh. Right. A date. Of course.” He stepped aside to allow Sarah to access her car. “I’ll see you at the park in half an hour.”

  Sarah opened the menu to read the choices, speaking to Hayden without looking at him. “Josh told me their sauce is a secret recipe.”

  “I think he’s right. It’s great, and it’s completely turned me off fast-food burgers. Hey, speaking of Josh, look who just came in.”