Devices and Desires e-1

by K. J. Parker

  Heads nodded, turned to look down the table. 'I think so,' Orsea said. 'But it'd be a huge step. What do you reckon, Ferenc?'

  'Me?' Iraclido raised his eyebrows. 'Not up to me.'

  'Yes, but suppose it was. What would you do?'

  Iraclido paused before answering. 'On balance,' he said, 'I think I'd have his head cut off and stuck up on a pike in the market square, and I'll tell you why. Yes, it'd be just grand if we could learn how to build these spear-throwing machines-though I don't suppose you'd approve of the direction I'd be inclined to point them in once they were finished. But we won't go into that.'

  'Good,' someone else said; mild ripple of laughter.

  'It'd be just grand,' Iraclido repeated. 'And when this Mezentine says he knows how to build them, I believe him. But it's no good giving a shepherd a box of tools and a drawing and telling him to build you a clock, or a threshing machine. My point is, we can't make use of this knowledge, we aren't…' He waved his hands again. 'We aren't set up to start building machines. Might as well give a ninety-pound bow to a kid. It works, it's a bloody good weapon, but he's simply not strong enough to draw it. And you know what happens next. The kid can't use it so he puts it somewhere; then along comes his big brother, picks it up and shoots you with it. Not smart.'

  'Slow down,' someone said. 'You just lost me.'

  'Then use your brain,' Iraclido said. 'I said I'd have the Mezentine executed. Here's why We can't afford to let him live, not with all that stuff in his head; because we can't use it, we aren't strong enough. But we all know who is.'

  Brief silence; then Miel said, 'Let me translate, since Ferenc here's decided to be all elliptical. He's afraid the Mezentine's knowledge would fall into the hands of the Vadani. They're no smarter than us, but they've got pots more money; they might be able to use the knowledge, presumably against us. Right?'

  'More or less,' Iraclido said. 'So the only safe thing to do is get rid of the information. Now, while it's still in the box, so to speak.'

  'It's a point of view,' Orsea said after a moment. 'Anyone like to comment?'

  'Under normal circumstances,' (the voice came from the other end of the table; a thin elderly man Orsea didn't know particularly well; Simbulo or some name like that) 'I'd agree with the senator; we can't easily use this knowledge, and there's times when a head on a pike is worth two in the bush; we could make out he's a spy-which could be true, for all we know-and it'd go down well with the market crowd. But we have a problem. We've just had our guts ripped out by the Republic, like a cat on a fence; people need to see a miracle cure, or they're going to get nervous. Basically, we need a secret weapon.'

  Iraclido leaned forward and glared down the table. 'So you want to build these machines?'

  The thin man shook his head. 'I want to tell the people we're going to build these machines,' he said, 'and I want to parade this Mezentine in front of them and say, here, look what we've found, here's a Mezentine traitor who's going to show us how to build them, and a whole lot of other Stuff too. Now,' he went on with a shrug, 'whether we actually build any machines, now or at some indeterminate point in the future, is a subject fox another day. What concerns me is what we're going to do tomorrow.' He paused, as though inviting interruptions. There were none, so he went on: 'Same goes for our friends and allies over the mountain. We won't get started on all that now; but I don't suppose I'm the only one who'd love to know what all that loving-kindness stuff was really in aid of. I'd also like to know who the genius was who thought it'd be a good idea to take the army home over the Butter Pass, right under Valens' nose. The fact we got away with it doesn't mean it wasn't a bloody stupid thing to do.'

  Orsea saw Miel take a deep breath and say nothing. He was proud of his friend.

  'But anyway,' the thin man went on. 'Valens has made his point; he had us in the palm of his hand, and for reasons best known to himself he let us go. Fact remains, we've just lost a big slice of our military capability; if Valens wants to break the treaty, as things stand we can't give him a good game. In other words, we're at his mercy; and I don't know about you gentlemen, but that makes my teeth ache. I'd feel a whole lot happier if Valens was under the impression we had the secret of the spear-throwing machines.'

  'It'd give him something to think about,' someone said.

  'Too right,' Iraclido said. 'And if I was in his shoes and I heard that we were planning on arming ourselves with those things, I know what I'd do. I'd invade straight away, before we had a chance to build them.'

  'What about that, though?' A short, round man with curly hair; Bassamontis, from the west valleys. 'What do you think he's playing at?'

  'Good question,' Miel said. 'And I don't think we can reasonably make any decisions about this or anything else until we know the answer.'

  'You were there,' the thin man said. 'What did you make of it?'

  'Beats me,' Miel admitted. 'They just appeared out of nowhere and started helping. No explanations, they weren't even patronising about it. Just got on with it, and a bloody good job they made of it too.' He frowned. 'One thing that did strike me,' he said, 'was how very well prepared they were: food, blankets, medical stuff, it all just sort of materialised, like it was magic. Either Valens has got them very well organised indeed, or they had some idea what'd be needed well in advance.' He shook his head. 'Which still doesn't make any sense,' he added. 'It's a puzzle all right.'

  'Like the Ducas says,' said the thin man, 'it's a puzzle. And, like he says, I don't think we can make a decision until we've got some idea what actually happened there. The problem is, how do we find out?'

  Silence. Then Miel said: 'We could ask them.'

  Puzzled frowns. 'I don't follow,' someone said.

  'I suggest we send a delegation,' Miel said. 'To say thank you very much for helping us. Only polite, after all. While they're there, if they keep their ears open and their mouths shut-'

  'That's not a bad idea,' Bassamontis said. 'The Ducas is right, we owe them a bread-and-butter letter; we might as well combine it with a fishing trip.'

  'And what do we tell them,' Iraclido interrupted, 'about the Mezentine? We've got to assume they know about him already.'

  'Nothing,' the thin man said firmly. 'Let them fret about it for a while, it'll do them good.'

  'If Valens wanted to attack us,' someone else said, 'he had his chance. I can't see how it benefits him, lulling us into a true sense of security.'

  'We don't know what kind of issues he's involved with,'

  Bassamontis said. 'We're not the only ones with borders, or neighbours. Which is why I'd like to get some sort of idea of what's going on over there; and the best way to find out is to go and see for ourselves.'

  'Well?' Miel turned to look at Iraclido. 'Are you still in favour of putting the Mezentine's head up on a pike?'

  Iraclido smiled. 'I never expected you'd go along with that,' he said. 'I was just telling you my opinion. By all means go ahead, send the delegation. As you say, it's simple good manners. And on balance, I'm inclined to agree with Simbulo here; we can't really do anything until we've got some idea of what's going on next door. So, for the time being, we'll just have to keep the Mezentine on a short leash and see what happens.'

  'Wouldn't do any harm,' someone suggested, 'to start finding out what he can do for us; assuming we decide to go down that road, I mean. So far, we've had some big promises. I propose we see the Mezentine for ourselves.'

  'Orsea?' Miel said.

  Orsea nodded. 'By all means,' he said. 'I've told you the gist of what he told me, but I'm no engineer, I don't know if what he said's possible, or what it'd involve. The trouble is, there's not many of us who do. We need some experts of our own to listen to this man.'

  There was a short silence, as if he'd said something embarrassing. Then Iraclido said: 'All due respect, but isn't that the point? We don't have any experts of our own. If we'd got anybody who could understand what the hell the Mezentine's talking about, we wouldn't need the Mezentine.'
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  Miel lifted his head sharply. 'I don't think it's as black and white as all that,' he said; and Orsea thought: actually, Iraclido's right and Miel knows it, but he's upset with him for being clever at my expense, and he's too well-mannered to say so. 'My father used to say,' Miel went on, 'that so long as you've got ears and a tongue, you can learn anything. What'd be helpful is if we had someone who's halfway there.'

  Iraclido looked at him. 'You mean like a blacksmith, or a wheelwright?'

  'Yes, why not?' Orsea winced; he knew how much Miel disliked being wrong, and how stubborn he could be when circumstances had betrayed him into being wrong in public. 'A bright man with an enquiring mind, that's what we need. That can't be impossible, surely.'

  'Maybe they were all killed in the war,' someone muttered, down the far end of the table. Orsea was glad he hadn't seen who said it.

  'Well.' Iraclido was enjoying himself, in a languid sort of way. 'If the Ducas can find someone who fits the bill, I suppose it can't do any harm. As for bringing the Mezentine before this council, I'm afraid I can't see what useful purpose that would serve. But if anyone else has strong feelings on the subject-'

  'Boca Cantacusene,' Orsea said briskly. Several heads turned to stare blankly at him; under other circumstances, he'd have found the looks on their faces amusing. 'The armourer,' he explained. 'Come on, some of you must have heard of him, he's the warrant-holder. I gather he runs the best-equipped workshop in town. I don't suppose it's a patch on anything they've got in Mezentia, but at least he ought to be able to tell us if the Mezentine's genuine, or whether he's just making stuff up out of his head to con us out of money.'

  Iraclido shrugged. 'Fine,' he said. 'By all means have your blacksmith interview the Mezentine, I'd be interested to hear what he thinks. Meanwhile, we need to agree a course of action in respect of Duke Valens.'

  'With respect…' (Orsea looked round; Miel was only this polite and soft-spoken when he was furiously angry.) 'With respect, I suggest we need rather more to go on before we decide anything in that regard. All we have to go on is a magnificent, though possibly uncharacteristic, act of generosity. I say a little research-'

  'Absolutely,' Orsea broke in, mainly to head off his friend before he lost his temper. 'We need some reliable information about what's going on, what Valens and the Vadani are up to.'

  Someone down the table stifled a yawn. 'In that case,' whoever it was said, 'how about the Merchant Adventurers? They're good at intuition, picking up trends; got to be able to sense which way the wind's blowing in business.'

  Mumbled approval all round the table; predictably, Orsea decided, since it was precisely the sort of compromise that satisfied committees and nobody else: if you can't reach a decision, find a pretext for postponing it. 'You can never have too much information,' he said. 'It's highly unlikely we'd get a straight answer through normal diplomatic channels. Who's got a tame merchant who owes him a favour?'

  Two ducal summonses, neatly written on crisp new parchment (the first of the new batch, from the slaughter of the winter sheep) in oak-apple ink. One to Boca Cantacusene at his workshop in the lower town, requiring him to call on Count Ducas at his earliest convenience; one in similar terms to Belha Severina of the Weavers' Company.

  Of course, Miel Ducas had met Boca Cantacusene before; had been measured by him-across the shoulders, under the armpits, from armpit to thigh-bone, thigh to knee, knee to ankle, an anatomy so complete that you could have built a perfect replica of the Ducas with nothing to go on except the armourer's notes and drawings. Miel tried to remember if he'd paid the man's latest bill.

  Cantacusene arrived in his best clothes, stiffer and more unnatural-looking on him than any suit of armour. He was a short man of around fifty, with massive forearms tapering down into thin wrists and small, short-fingered hands. He was nervous and bumped into furniture.

  'Do you think you could help?' Miel said, after he'd explained the situation and extracted a dreadful oath of discretion. 'I mean, I. wouldn't understand a word he said, it'd be like a foreign language.'

  Cantacusene frowned, as if trying to picture a thirty-second of an inch in abstract. 'It'd take a long time,' he said. 'I'd have to get him to explain a whole lot of things before I started understanding, if you see what I mean.'

  'Of course,' Miel said. 'But you'd at least be able to understand the explanations.'

  Another frown; a nod. 'Yes, I think I could do that.'

  'Splendid.' Miel was fidgeting with his hands, something he didn't usually do. 'At this stage,' he said, 'all we really need to know is whether he's really a high-class Mezentine engineer, or whether he's just pretending to be one-because he's a spy, or just a vagrant looking to cheat us out of money. You could ask him questions, I suppose; like a quiz. Metalworking stuff.'

  Cantacusene shook his head. 'I don't think that would help a lot,' he said. 'Me testing him, it'd be like testing a doctor on surgery by asking him how to cut toenails. But I think I can see my way, if you know what I mean.'

  'Of course,' Miel said. 'You're the expert, I'll leave it up to you how to proceed.' He paused, looked away. 'One other thing,' he said. 'I haven't discussed this with the Duke, but I thought I'd sound you out first. It was him who suggested you, by the way.'

  'Honoured,' Cantacusene said.

  'Well.' Miel stopped, as if he'd forgotten what he was going to say. 'If we do decide to go along with this, try and set up factories and such, like they've got in Mezentia, obviously we're going to need skilled men for the Mezentine to teach his stuff to; and then they'll go away and run the factories.'

  'Like foremen,' Gantacusene said.

  'Exactly, that's right. Well, since the Duke himself suggested you, I guess you're at the top of my list of candidates.'

  'I see.' Cantacusene had a knack of saying things with no perceptible intonation; completely neutral, like clean water.

  'Would you want to do that?'

  Another pause for thought. 'Yes,' Cantacusene replied.

  'Good. I mean,' Miel went on, 'it's all hypothetical, assuming we decide to go ahead-and obviously, to a certain extent that'll depend on what you make of the man when you see him. But I thought I'd mention it.'

  'I see.'

  This time, Miel stood up. 'Excellent,' he said, in a slightly strained voice. 'Well, in that case we'll send for you when we're ready for the interview with the Mezentine, and we'll take it from there. Meanwhile, thank you for your time.'

  Cantacusene nodded politely, got up and left. Why was that so difficult? Miel asked himself; then he rang the bell and told the usher he was ready for the merchant.

  She was younger than he'd expected; a year or so either side of forty, thin-faced, sharp-chinned, dressed in a tent of red velvet with seed-pearl trim, her hair short and staked down with combs and gold filigree pins. He had an idea she was some sort of off-relation-the Severinus was distantly connected to the Philargyrus, who trailed in and out of the Ducas family tree like ivy.

  (He'd seen a remarkable thing once; an oak sapling had tried to grow next to a vigorous, bushy willow, on the warm southern slopes of the Ducas winter grazing; but the willow grew quicker, and it had twined its withies through the young oak's branches for ten years or so, and then put on a spurt in its trunk, gradually ripping it out of the ground, until its dead roots drooped in mid-air like a hung man's feet. He'd come back with men and axes, because the Ducas had always stood for justice on their lands, but he hadn't been able to find the place again.)

  She'd listened carefully as he explained, rather awkwardly, what he wanted her to do. She didn't seem surprised at all. 'Do you think you can help us?' he'd asked.

  'It should be possible,' she replied. 'My sister Teano's just joined a consortium with a contract for green sand-'

  'I'm sorry,' Miel interrupted. 'Green sand?'

  'Casting sand.' She almost smiled. 'For making moulds,' she said. 'You know, melting metal and casting. You need a special kind of sand, very fine and even. The Vadani used to ge
t it from the Lonazep cartels, who got it from the Cure Hardy; so obviously, it wasn't cheap. But Teano's consortium have found a deposit of the stuff in the Red River valley. They can undercut Lonazep by a third and still clear three hundred per cent.'

  'Good heavens,' said Miel, assuming it was expected of him. 'So, your sister's likely to be going back and forth across the mountains quite a bit from now on?'

  She nodded; actually it was more of a peck, like a woodpecker in a dead tree. 'The contract is with the Vadani silver board. That'll put Teano right in the centre of the Vadani government. It oughtn't to be impossible to get the information you want.'

  'But it won't be cheap,' Miel said. 'Will it?'

  There was a trace of disapproval in her expression. 'No,' she said. 'At least, Teano will want a lot of money-if they figure out what she's up to, the very best she can hope for is losing a very lucrative deal. She'll want an indemnity in case that happens, and a substantial retainer; and then there's my fee, of course.'

  Miel pursed his lips. 'I see.'

  'Ten per cent,' she went on. 'Paid by the customer.'

  'You make it sound like, I don't know, a lawyer's bill or something. Broken down into items, and each one with a fancy name.'

  'Quite,' she said, unmoved. 'Professional expenses. If you're in business, you have to be businesslike.'

  'Fine. So what does an indemnity plus a retainer plus a fee come to? In round numbers?'

  'Does it matter?' She was frowning slightly. 'You need this information. I don't imagine Duke Orsea has given you a specific budget.'

  'No. He leaves things like that to me.' Miel shrugged. 'We won't quibble about it now.'

  'I should think not.' She was scolding him, he thought. 'The security of the Duchy is at stake. And, as I hope I've made clear, my sister will be running a substantial risk.'

  The Ducas charm didn't seem to be working as well as it usually did-the scar, Miel thought, maybe it's as simple as that. If so, it's a damned nuisance. You get used to having your own way on the strength of a smile and a softly spoken word. If the charm's gone, I suppose I'll have to learn some new skills; eloquence, or maybe even sincerity. 'Quite,' he said. 'Well, I think we've covered everything. I'll look forward to getting your first report in due course. Thank you very much for your time.'