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Miranda's Mount

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by Phillipa Ashley


  Miranda snorted. ‘Jago? You are joking?’

  ‘Have you tried?’

  ‘No. And I’m not going to. There’s no way he’d do it.’

  ‘You’d make a lot of money,’ said Ronnie. ‘Even if it was you chucking most of the sponges at him.’

  ‘I don’t hate him that much.’ She pulled the Fishermen’s Choir CD towards her and pretended to study it.

  She heard Ronnie pick up her radio from the desk. ‘I have to go and do my rounds. Do you fancy a drink on Friday night? I’m off duty. Tide’s out and we could walk to the Pilchard, if you like. I’ll treat you to scampi and chips then we can go on the lash. Maybe we’ll even meet someone nice.’

  ‘OK, thanks. Sounds great.’

  Miranda felt her cheeks glow. She hadn’t exactly told the whole truth to Ronnie about her conversation with Theo. What he’d actually said was that he might see her around in the Pilchard on Friday night, as he was meeting a few mates. It wasn’t exactly an invitation to a date, but going along with Ronnie was a good compromise. A break away from the island, even if only in the local village pub, would do her good and if Theo was there, so much the better.

  *

  On Friday evening, Ronnie and Miranda climbed the steps from the causeway to the quayside and headed up the short steep lane that led to the Pilchard, the inn that was the heart of the fishing village of Nanjizal. It was an old whitewashed stone pub, squatting above the harbour, almost groaning under the weight of its tiled roof.

  The inn sign, with its fading fishy symbol, creaked softly in the breeze as the girls walked through the tables of people drinking pints and devouring bar meals. The food at the Pilchard was hearty and good value, and on a fine light evening, the place was jammed full of locals and early season tourists.

  Ronnie put a hand on Miranda’s arm. ‘Hang on a minute. Shall I get a table while you get the drinks?’

  ‘Good idea.’

  While Ronnie set off in search of a free table and, Miranda guessed, a good-looking man who wasn’t a tourist or gay, Miranda went into the bar. The buzz of voices, laughter, cheesy background music and glasses clinking hit her ears. She took a long breath in and the tension eased from her body. Wow, had she been that wound up? She hadn’t realised how on edge up she’d been until she’d seen and heard what a normal relaxed situation was like again. She couldn’t see Theo yet but that didn’t matter; it was such a relief to forget about the sale and Jago for a few hours.

  The pub landlady folded her arms as Miranda reached the bar. ‘Hello, stranger.’

  ‘Sorry, Karen, I’ve been really busy.’

  ‘I’ve seen so little of you lately, I thought there was a man involved.’

  Miranda gave an ‘I-should-be-so-lucky’ grimace. ‘No, but the season’s getting into full swing and I’ve been planning for the Festival of Fools. Will you be able to come?’

  ‘If I can get away from here for an hour or so.’ Karen reached for a glass from above the bar. ‘Half a lager?’

  ‘Yes, please and a white wine spritzer for Ronnie.’

  Karen raised an eyebrow. ‘Not a pint of Tinner’s? If she’s gone for such a wussy drink, she must be on the pull.’

  You could say that again, thought Miranda as she carried the tray drinks back to Ronnie, nodding at locals she knew. She didn’t hold out much hope for Ronnie, but you never knew. A miracle might happen and there were certainly plenty of people around. Ronnie had chosen a table in the middle of the Pilchard’s beer garden. Unfortunately, it overlooked the Mount, a major attraction for the pub’s tourist visitors but rather a busman’s holiday for her and Ronnie.

  On the other hand, Ronnie’s attention was occupied by a far bigger attraction.

  She snatched at Miranda’s arm after she’d set down the tray of drinks on the table. ‘Oh my God. Have you seen that?’

  A group of guys were laughing and drinking at a nearby table. They were all hefty and wearing shorts and rugby shirts.

  ‘Who are they?’

  Miranda tried to make out the faces around the table. ‘I’m not sure, but I think I’ve seen one or two of them before. They’re from a rugby team over in Penzance. They were drinking outside the pub by the museum in St Ives when I went to that seminar on maritime history a couple of months ago. You can hardly miss them, can you?’

  ‘No and the big one can do the Haka with me any day.’

  All of the men were built like brick outhouses, but the one that had caused Ronnie’s jaw to drop stood head and shoulders above them. His laugh rumbled round the garden like an express train. He looked like a Maori to Miranda and reminded her of a modernist sculpture, beautiful yet stark. The arm lifting up his pint was adorned with inky tribal tattoos.

  ‘Don’t look, don’t look. He’s seen us!’

  Ronnie pulled the hem of her Lycra skirt down her thighs but it immediately pinged back up again. ‘Oh God, you don’t think I look too tartish, do you?’

  Miranda shook her head. ‘I don’t think he’ll mind. If he’s single.’

  ‘Single? If he is, do you think any woman would dare get in my way? And, oh, isn’t that Theo with them?’

  Miranda did a double take as Theo came into view, having previously been swamped by his crowd of hulking rugby mates. ‘Yes, it is but I didn’t know he played rugby.’

  Theo placed a tray of pints on the rugby players’ table.

  ‘Miranda,’ Ronnie purred in her ear, ‘you don’t feel like contributing to community relations, do you?’

  Miranda thought her friend sounded like a lioness scenting a helpless gazelle. The Rugby God had no chance, single or not. She sincerely hoped he wasn’t gay.

  ‘You mean you want me to talk to Theo?’

  ‘I’ll love you forever and have your babies, if you do.’ Ronnie leaned in closer to her. ‘After I’ve had his.’

  The Rugby God laughed and the earth shook again, at least it did for Ronnie who gulped down her spritzer like lemonade. Miranda wondered how subtly she could catch Theo’s eye but was saved by him catching hers and immediately heading for her table. Miranda caught several pairs of envious female eyes trained in her direction as he joined her.

  ‘Hello, ladies. Been let out on parole from Mount Alcatraz, have you?’

  Miranda laughed. ‘Ronnie fancied a night off.’

  Theo winked at her. ‘I could see you were dressed to kill.’

  Miranda glanced down at her strappy dress and dinky ballet pumps, wondering if she’d overdone it and decided Theo was just teasing. She hardly had a chance to wear them at the Mount and tonight was their first outing of the year. Her mother was always telling her to dress up, put on a bit of slap, anything to get her out of the caravan and acting ‘normal’, she’d supposed. Maybe her mother had been genuinely worried about her turning ‘peculiar’. An obsession with Egyptian mummies wasn’t that odd for a child, but if you were still fixated on them at sixteen maybe your mother had grounds for anxiety.

  ‘We don’t get out much,’ she joked.

  Theo’s gaze drifted from her head to her toes. Miranda felt rather like a marine engine being inspected. ‘You should do something about that. You spend far too much time locked away on that thing.’ ‘That thing’, the Mount, loomed on the horizon behind him in the evening sun. Theo’s expression hardened and he pressed his lips together as if he wanted to say more but didn’t trust himself.

  ‘It’s not that bad over there,’ joked Miranda, a bit pissed off with Theo for suggesting that she was being held prisoner on the Mount. ‘I’m here now, too.’

  ‘I didn’t know you played rugby, Theo?’ Ronnie cut in, desperation to turn the conversation hitching up her voice an octave. Playing matchmaker to Theo and Miranda had obviously been pushed down the agenda by her eagerness to get to grips with the Rugby God.

  He turned round briefly to nod at his friends. Rugby God raised his glass to him and Theo waved his back. ‘I don’t play the game myself but I’ve got a few mates in the team. They’re organisi
ng a tug-of-war to raise money for the lifeboat station and we decided to hold a meeting about it. In the pub, of course.’

  ‘A tug-of-war? What? All of you?’

  ‘Yeah and, somehow, I don’t think we’re going to lose. Not with Neem over there on our side.’

  Ronnie heaved a sigh. ‘He is absolutely enormous.’

  Miranda seized her chance, hoping Ronnie wasn’t going to need oxygen. ‘That sounds exciting. You don’t think your rugby mates would consider doing a tug-of-war at the Festival of Fools, do you? As it’s in aid of the lifeboats.’

  He scratched his chin. ‘I don’t know. Never thought of that but it’s a bloody good idea. I’ll ask.’

  ‘It would be great entertainment for the visitors. The kids would love it. If you could find some opposition, that is,’ said Miranda, realising that she was the one who sounded desperate. Theo might think she fancied Neem, or that she was angling for a date with him.

  ‘Oh, they can always find some chancers wanting to take them on. Even with their star player,’ he said.

  Miranda felt the frustration radiating from Ronnie and blundered on. It was too late to worry about what Theo thought of her. ‘Will Neem be able to come along to the Festival too?’

  Theo shrugged. ‘I dunno. Maybe. He’s over here for a couple of years doing a jewellery course at the college in Falmouth so if he’s not busy I guess he might be able to do the Festival.’

  Ronnie almost choked on her spritzer.

  ‘He lives here? He doesn’t look like a jewellery designer, I mean,’ Miranda said, feeling increasingly like Ronnie’s ventriloquist’s dummy. All she needed was to sit on Ronnie’s lap and have her jaw worked up and down. Theo really would think that she fancied the God herself if she pushed it any further.

  Theo pulled a pendant out of his polo shirt. It was a tiny silver dolphin strung on a leather cord. ‘We all take the piss out of him but you should see the stuff he turns out. Look, he made this.’ He held the pendant between his calloused finger and thumb. ‘He’s hoping to open his own studio one day. He’s got a few pieces in the gallery here in Nanjizal.’ He let the dolphin rest back against his tanned chest, and it nestled in a fluff of dark-blond hair. Then he gave Miranda a searching look. ‘Perhaps you should drop by and visit him if you’re that interested.’

  Miranda decided she’d gone beyond the call of duty. ‘Oh, we’d love to see his pieces in the gallery. Wouldn’t we, Ronnie?’

  Ronnie made a sound somewhere between a squeak and a honk. Theo glanced at her, shook his head slowly and gave a wry smile, as the penny dropped. He put down his pint and bellowed to his mates across the garden. ‘Hey, Neem. These ladies want to meet the artist. Come and show the girls your wares, mate!’

  Neem detached himself from the group and made his way over. When he stopped in front of their table, his bulk blocked out both the evening sun and the Mount. Ronnie seemed to be melting in a puddle of drool but somehow managed to struggle to her feet. Although she was six inches taller than Miranda, Neem was another eight or nine above that. Miranda felt like a Chihuahua at Crufts, standing next to a borzoi and the Hound of the Baskervilles.

  ‘Neem, this is Miranda,’ said Theo.

  Neem held out a hand like a digger shovel. It was an old-fashioned gesture but Miranda bravely offered her fingers, expecting to have her bones mashed to a pulp.

  ‘Hello, I’m Neemia Mealamu,’ he said, pressing her fingers gently but firmly, like a man who was well aware of his strength and of using it judiciously. His gaze lingered longer on Ronnie and he smiled warmly, showing a set of perfect white teeth. Miranda revised her opinion: the guy was more like a giant golden retriever than a Baskerville.

  ‘And who’s this?’ he asked in a rich, deep Kiwi accent that sounded as if it had been mined from the depths of the earth.

  Ronnie, mesmerised, offered her hand. ‘Veronica S-stapleton. But you can call me R-ronnie.’

  Faced by a crazed man with a cutlass or a peacock smuggler, Ronnie hadn’t batted an eyelid. Confronted by six feet eight of New Zealand’s finest beef, she’d been tackled, brought down and would probably need a stretcher and the trainer.

  ‘Your glasses look a bit low, girls. Can I get you a drink?’ asked Neem.

  ‘Arf,’ squeaked Ronnie, with an uncanny impression of a sea lion.

  Miranda rescued her. ‘She means yes. Half of Tinner’s and a Pimm’s for me, please.’

  ‘Coke, Theo?’

  ‘’Fraid so, mate. I’m on emergency duty.’

  Neem winked at Ronnie. ‘Want to give me a hand carrying them back from the bar?’

  ‘Arf arf.’

  ‘After you, then.’

  Ronnie didn’t exactly skip alongside Neem – Miranda didn’t think Ronnie had ever skipped in her life – but the eagerness with which she accompanied Neem to the bar came pretty close.

  Theo laughed as Neem stepped back to let Ronnie go into the bar then ducked his head under the beam. ‘Well, I never thought I’d see Ronnie lost for words.’

  ‘No. I thought she was going to pass out at one point.’

  Theo took a long sip of his drink and smacked his lips. ‘What about you? You seemed impressed by the big man, too.’

  ‘Neem’s gorgeous but he’s not my type and, anyway, I’d have to step over the dead body of Ronnie to get to him first.’

  He watched her thoughtfully. ‘What is your type then?’

  Bugger. Miranda had asked for that one. Theo’s eyes crinkled into lines at the corners, fully aware he’d put her in a corner.

  ‘I don’t really have one.’ Miranda laughed, a little nervously.

  After making her blush, Theo backed off a little but Miranda guessed he was well aware of his effect on women. ‘It’s good of you to nominate the lifeboats as your charity this year for the Festival,’ he said, more seriously.

  ‘That wasn’t my idea, I’m afraid, though I did suggest it.’

  ‘Lady St Merryn’s choice, was it?’

  ‘Oh, no.’

  ‘What? Not Jago’s, surely?’ Theo seemed be annoyed that Jago had chosen to support his crew.

  ‘It was Jago’s decision, but I suggested you – the lifeboats – as our charity. Jago just had to rubber stamp our decision.’ Well, it was true and if Miranda had thought Jago wouldn’t agree, she’d have just gone ahead anyway. But she wasn’t going to tell Theo that.

  ‘Maybe Jago’s not such a total twat as most of us think.’ He sounded unconvinced. ‘Most of the blokes round here think he’s a waster, but, unfortunately, the women seem to like him from what I’ve heard and seen since he’s been back.’

  She was taken aback by the bitterness in his voice. ‘Theo …’

  ‘OK, maybe I shouldn’t say that about our noble benefactor but he was never around much when he was young and after his father died, he just left her ladyship to run the place on her own. No man should run away from his responsibilities like that.’

  Plenty do, though, thought Miranda. Like her father, whoever he was. Like her mother. Like she had, running away from home at sixteen and never going back. She’d had good reason, though. Hadn’t she?

  Yet Jago had rattled Theo’s cage in some way, though how he’d had time to do that in the short time he’d been back, Miranda didn’t know. Theo hadn’t immediately struck her as the jealous type; he was such a babe magnet himself, he had no reason to feel insecure where girlfriends were concerned.

  He finished his Coke then said quietly, ‘Must have been a shock to you all at the Mount, Jago turning up out of the blue? Come to run the place, has he? Or is it just a flying visit?’

  Ah. She could finally hazard a guess at where some of Theo’s animosity had come from. Understandable envy of the St Merryns combined with a partly justifiable contempt of Jago for abandoning his duties … it figured. Sort of. Theo would go down with his ship before he’d give up on the chance to help the community, whereas he probably thought Jago would be first in the queue for the lifeboats.

 
‘I’m not really sure that I can …’

  ‘Slag off your employers in public? In that case, I’ll change the subject and, anyway, your new lord and master just crawled in.’

  Before Miranda had time to protest, he shifted to one side and Jago headed through the gate into the pub garden. He glanced in Miranda’s direction, gave a brief nod then disappeared straight into the bar. Neem walked out a few seconds later, a pint in each hand, followed by Ronnie with a Pimm’s and a Coke for Theo. Miranda was struck by her friend’s face, she seemed to have lit up inside, like a lantern glowing on a dark night. Perhaps love at first sight really existed, thought Miranda. Lust at first sight certainly did. She knew that too well.

  Some time later, Ronnie and Miranda sat at the table while Neem and Theo nipped off to the Gents.

  Miranda blew out a little breath. ‘You know, men don’t usually go the loo in twos.’

  Ronnie bounced up and down on her seat. ‘Not for a slash, they don’t. But there’s more than bogs in the Gents. Oh my God, I hope the machine has a condom big enough. Oh, bloody hell …’ She sat down with a thump. ‘I hope I can cope.’

  ‘Ronnie, I love you to bits and I hope you have a great night, but that is way too much information.’

  ‘Yes. Sorry. You don’t mind if I go back to the Mount with Neem, do you?’

  ‘Of course not.’

  ‘You can walk over with us, if you like, but I get the feeling you’d rather stay with Theo?’

  Miranda wasn’t sure yet, but she also wasn’t going to make Ronnie feel uncomfortable by playing wallflower. ‘I’ll follow in a little while. Give you time to get settled into the cottage first.’

  If Ronnie could have smiled any wider, her face might have cracked. ‘Thanks.’

  ‘Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do,’ she said.

  ‘Bugger. That doesn’t leave me much.’

  As Neem came back, looking suspiciously happy, Miranda spotted Jago at a table on the edge of the garden, surrounded by what could only be described as a fan club. She recognised three girls from the local beauty salon, the junior partner from the solicitor’s and the man who ran the crystals shop on the seafront. They were gawping, giggling and touching his arm like he had the power to cure them of the palsy or the plague. From time to time, Jago deigned to nod and smile in between puffs of a cigarette.

 

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