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by Bathroom Readers' Institute


  The green jackets awarded to the Masters golf tournament champions are made of 55 percent wool and 45 percent polyester.

  The social status of an ancient Roman was indicated by the stripes on his toga.

  Sunglasses became popular in the 1920s when movie stars wore them to shield their eyes from bright camera lights.

  The Chinese have been painting their fingernails for more than 5,000 years.

  During the 1770s, most people in Europe owned only one or two changes of clothing.

  Average number of bathing suits sold in America every second: four.

  Fall Facts

  Technical term for the season: autumn, which comes from the French word automne. People started calling autumn “fall” during the 16th century.

  John Keats wrote the poem “To Autumn” in 1819.

  Retailers in the United States sell about $2 billion worth of candy at Halloween.

  Leaves change color in the fall because, as the days get shorter and there’s less sunlight, trees stop producing chlorophyll, the chemical that gives them their green color. The bright oranges, yellows, and other colors of fall leaves have been part of the plants all along, but they’ve been covered up by all the chlorophyll. When the trees stop making that green chemical, the other colors come to the forefront.

  Best conditions for fall leaves: a dry late summer, sunny fall days, and autumn nights with temperatures of about 40°F.

  * * *

  “Delicious autumn! My very soul is wedded to it, and if I were a bird I would fly about the earth seeking the successive autumns.”

  —George Eliot

  Came, Saw, Conquered

  When Julius Caesar said, “Veni, vidi, vici ” (“I came, I saw, I conquered”), he was referring to Turkey.

  The Cuna, Guaymí, and Chocó Indians of Panama wore gold breastplates, prompting the Spanish myth about El Dorado, the “lost city of gold.”

  Abel Tasman discovered Tasmania, New Zealand, and Fiji, but didn’t notice Australia until a later voyage.

  In 1498, Christopher Columbus declared that the earth was pear-shaped, not round.

  Technically, it was lookout Rodrigo de Triana who first sighted America, not Columbus.

  Dublin, Ireland, was founded by the Vikings.

  Nobody knows exactly where Columbus landed when he “discovered” America—probably somewhere in the Bahamas.

  The term “Silk Road” is a translation from the German Seidenstrasse, which was first used by German geographer Ferdinand von Richthofen in 1877.

  Polynesian explorers used stars, wind, wave patterns, and seagulls to navigate their way across the Pacific Ocean.

  In 49 BC, Julius Caesar crossed the Rubicon—territorial armies were forbidden from crossing the river in northern Italy because it was seen as a declaration of war on Rome. Caesar’s decision made history, but today, no one’s sure where the actual crossing took place.

  International Law

  In Switzerland, it’s illegal to flush a toilet or urinate standing up after 10:00 p.m.

  In the town of Summerside on Canada’s Prince Edward Island, it’s illegal to borrow or lend water.

  In Cuba, you can be jailed for three days if your house burns down.

  It’s against the law in Madagascar for pregnant women to eat eels or wear hats.

  In Paraguay, dueling is perfectly legal…if both parties are registered blood donors.

  Speeding-ticket fines in Finland are based on the driver’s income.

  Canadian law prohibits anyone from boarding a plane while it’s in flight.

  Law requires that farmers in England provide their pigs with toys.

  Roger Tullgren, a man from Sweden, gets disability benefits for his “heavy metal music addiction.”

  In Glasgow, Scotland, it’s a crime for a man to hug a store mannequin.

  Gold Rush

  The first gold nugget found in the United States weighed 17 pounds and was discovered in North Carolina in 1799.

  About one of out every billion rocks in the earth’s crust is gold.

  You have a better chance of finding gold than of winning the lottery.

  When gold was discovered in California in 1848, the area was still officially Mexican territory.

  World’s largest consumer of gold: India—936 tons a year, enough to make a gold ring for every Indian citizen.

  Every year in the United States, 17 tons of gold are used to make wedding rings.

  There’s about $137 billion worth of gold at Fort Knox, and about $147 billion in New York’s Federal Reserve Bank.

  A bar of gold the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.

  A typical gold bar weighs about 25 pounds.

  Common prices for everyday goods in 1849 California gold-mining towns: $30–40 for a pound of flour and up to $100 for a glass of water.

  The average human body contains about 0.2 milligram of gold.

  About 90 percent of the gold used throughout history was mined after 1848, when gold was discovered in California.

  World’s largest gold nugget: a 60-pounder found in Australia.

  The Aztec word for gold is teocuitlatl…“excrement of the gods.”

  Family Matters

  More than 350 sets of brothers have played baseball at the major-league level, but only nine sets of twins have.

  William the Conqueror was illegitimate—his father had an affair with a tanner’s daughter.

  Only father and son to hit back-to-back home runs in major-league baseball: Ken Griffey Sr. and Ken Griffey Jr.

  The woman who modeled for Grant Wood’s American Gothic painting was Wood’s sister.

  The last king of the ancient Egyptian empire was Ptolemy XV, son of Cleopatra.

  Anne Frank’s The Diary of a Young Girl was published by her father after her death.

  Robert F. Kennedy’s 11th child, Rory Elizabeth, was born six months after his death.

  Abandoned at birth as stillborn, Pablo Picasso was revived by his uncle.

  The Wright brothers were practically inseparable, and neither ever married.

  Polish king Augustus the Strong fathered more than 300 children, but had only one legitimate son.

  After he murdered his son, Ivan the Terrible had himself rechristened as a monk to atone for his crime.

  Michelangelo’s father didn’t want him to become an artist.

  To ensure an heir, England’s King Henry VIII had six wives. But none of his children had children.

  At her witchcraft trial, Joan of Arc was also charged with disobeying her parents.

  Also Known As, Part 2

  William Sydney Porter wrote under the pen name of O. Henry while in prison.

  In 1993, the town of Ismay, Montana, unofficially changed its name to Joe, Montana.

  Washington Irving sometimes went by the pen name Geoffrey Crayon.

  Mata Hari was actually a Dutch woman named Margaretha Geertruida Zelle.

  Ben Franklin used the pen name Richard Saunders to publish Poor Richard’s Almanack.

  Frederick Douglass named himself after a character in a Sir Walter Scott poem.

  Cleo and Caesar were the early stage names of Cher and Sonny Bono.

  Rolihlahla Mandela’s schoolteacher renamed him Nelson for Horatio Nelson.

  During World War II, the Pittsburgh Steelers and Philadelphia Eagles played together as the Steagles.

  Outlaw Robert LeRoy Parker got his alias from his occupation (butcher) and his mentor, Mike Cassidy. The alias: Butch Cassidy.

  Hard Times

  In ancient Sparta, weak babies were left to die on hillsides or sent away to become slaves.

  At the time of feminist Susan B. Anthony’s death in 1906, only four states (Wyoming, Colorado, Idaho, and Utah) had given women the right to vote.

  Henry Ford’s newspaper, the Dearborn Independent, was violently anti-Semitic…but after Jews boycotted and sued, Ford closed the paper and issued an apology.

  In 1725
, Dick Syme, the official whipper in East Hampton, New York, was paid three shillings for each person he whipped.

  In 1619, a Dutch ship brought the first slaves to North America.

  In ancient Rome, women were expected to cover their heads when walking outdoors.

  “Sold down the river” entered the American language around 1837. It referred to sales of slaves along the Mississippi.

  In 1790, Thomas Halford, a British convict, was found guilty of stealing three pounds of potatoes and was sentenced to 2,000 lashes.

  In 1892, Italy raised the minimum age for a girl to be married to 12.

  The last country in the Americas to abolish slavery was Cuba (1886).

  Sir Thomas More was executed when he refused to acknowledge King Henry VIII as the supreme head of the Church of England.

  At the height of its power, Sparta had 25,000 citizens and 500,000 slaves.

  In ancient Greece, women didn’t start counting their age until they were married.

  Cats

  If your cat snores while sleeping or rolls over on his back to expose his belly, it means he trusts you.

  Chocolate and avocados can be lethal to parrots.

  Cat urine glows under a black light.

  In the 12th century, the British government passed a law saying every farmer had to own at least one cat…for rodent control.

  Cats lose almost as much fluid through grooming as they do through urination.

  Studies show: most cats dislike men with long, dark beards.

  Cats sleep an average of 16 hours a day.

  Top five male cat names in the United States: Tiger, Tigger, Max, Smokey, and Sam.

  Cats also have “whiskers” on the backs of their forelegs.

  Most people who are allergic to cats aren’t allergic to cat fur or dander. They’re actually allergic to sebum, a fatty substance secreted by glands under the cat’s skin.

  Ninety-five percent of cat owners admit that they talk to their cats daily.

  Top three cat breeds in the United States: Persian, Maine Coon, and Exotic.

  Most cats consume 28 times their weight in food annually.

  Cats have three blood types: A, B, and AB. Most cats are type A.

  Twenty percent of cats are “left-pawed,” meaning they favor that side. Forty percent are “right-pawed,” and the rest are ambidextrous.

  Facts of War, Part 2

  During World War I, the Battle of the Somme resulted in more than a million casualties…and advanced the Allies just seven miles.

  In 1928, the world powers outlawed war under the Kellogg-Briand Pact. (It didn’t work.)

  The youngest known soldier to die in the Civil War was 12.

  Of the 25 million military casualties during World War II, more than 10 million were from the Soviet Union.

  Since the United Nations was founded in 1945, there have been an average of 2.2 wars per year.

  Of the last 3,500 years, only 230 years saw no major wars.

  The two largest military budgets in 2008: the United States ($651 billion) and China ($70 billion).

  In the War of 1812, the United States burned down Toronto, and the British burned down Washington, D.C.

  In Britain, rationing didn’t end until 1954, nine years after the end of World War II.

  When the Civil War ended, some 40,000 former slaves became cowboys.

  During World War II, the United States never declared war on two Axis powers: Thailand and Finland.

  After the southern states seceded, prompting the Civil War, they created their own constitution…which banned the international slave trade.

  Only Communist country attacked by the Warsaw Pact (an agreement among the Soviet Union and its allies to protect each other): Czechoslovakia.

  Born in Canada

  Pamela Anderson

  Dan Aykroyd

  Raymond Burr

  Neve Campbell

  John Candy

  Jim Carrey

  Michael Cera

  David Cronenberg

  Michael J. Fox

  Victor Garber

  Tom Green

  Graham Greene

  Corey Haim

  Monty Hall

  Natasha Henstridge

  Joshua Jackson

  Margot Kidder

  Diana Krall

  Eugene Levy

  Evangeline Lilly

  Norm MacDonald

  Howie Mandel

  Rachel McAdams

  Eric McCormack

  Joni Mitchell

  Rick Moranis

  Alanis Morrisette

  Mike Myers

  Catherine O’Hara

  Sandra Oh

  Anna Paquin

  Ellen Page

  Mary Pickford

  Christopher Plummer

  Sarah Polley

  Jason Priestley

  Gloria Reuben

  Ryan Reynolds

  Seth Rogen

  William Shatner

  Norma Shearer

  Donald Sutherland

  Alan Thicke

  Fay Wray

  Underwear Origins

  CORSET. This is an Old French term for “little body,” from the Latin corpus, or “body.” The garment has its origins in ancient Greece and Rome, where women sometimes wrapped broad bands around their bodies. By the 17th century, it had evolved into a tight inner bodice, sometimes of leather, stiffened with whalebone, wooden splints, or steel, and worn by both men and women. By 1900, the corset was again primarily a female garment, and was modified to conform to the natural lines of a woman’s body.

  TANK TOP. The term became popular around 1968, deriving from “tank suit,” a one-piece “bathing costume” for men (and later, women) in the 1920s. The tank suit was so called because it was worn in a pool, or “swimming tank.” The tank top became a fashion staple (on the outside) in the 1970s.

  DRAWERS. This old-fashioned term for underwear was originally a men’s garment, adopted by 18th-century women to wear under hoopskirts. Before the Civil War, American men’s underwear were made of wool flannel. Most were knee-length with a simple button overlap in front and a drawstring at the waist. The word “drawers” dates from 1567 and indicates a garment that is pulled, or “drawn,” on, from the Norse draga, “to draw.”

  NEGLIGEE. From the French négliger, “to neglect,” although in this case the meaning is closer to “to let go.” This sense originates with 18th-century women who, during rest periods after lunch, put on a lightweight, loose-fitting garment that released them temporarily from the tight-fitting dresses of the time. The modern negligee was popularized by a 1941 photo of Rita Hayworth in Life magazine. After World War II, it became a much-sought-after item of lingerie.

  American Food

  Top three condiments in the United States: salsa, ketchup, and mustard.

  More than 1.5 million Americans are allergic to peanuts.

  The three foods Americans say they hate the most: tofu, liver, and yogurt.

  In the colonies, pumpkins were used to make pie crusts, not the filling.

  Only about one-fourth of all American adults eat three meals a day.

  U.S. town with the highest annual per-capita consumption of Spaghetti-Os: Grand Rapids, Michigan.

  The average American eats about 67 pickles per year.

  Sixty percent of American men say they can eat a hot dog in five bites or less.

  The average American eats 200 sandwiches a year.

  According to Hormel, Hawaiians eat the most Spam per capita annually.

  Americans eat twice as much meat as Europeans do.

  About 70 Oscar Mayer bologna sandwiches are eaten every second in America.

  Five most popular lunches in U.S. schools: pizza, chicken nuggets, tacos, burritos, and hamburgers.

  Most popular sandwich to serve American kids for lunch: peanut butter and jelly.

  Thin Mints account for 25 percent of the Girl Scout cookies sold in the United States.

  In 1714, the favorite no
nalcoholic drink of American colonists was cocoa.

  Index

  @ symbol, 109

  & symbol, 123

  1040EZ (tax form), 12

  13, number (unlucky), 13

  1980s (milestones), 100

  20th Century Fox, 116

  7-Eleven (store), 110

  A

  Abdul-Jabbar, Kareem, 87

  a-ha (band), 2

  Academy Awards, 317, 347

  acid rain, 86

  ACLU (American Civil Liberties Union), 134

  acupuncture, 351

  Adams, Abigail, 348

  Adams, Douglas, 26

  Adams, John, 119, 195, 340, 348

  Adams, John Quincy, 291, 348

  additives (food), 86

  advertising, 258, 323

  advice, 96

  Afghanistan, 99

  African Americans, 2, 304

  African Queen, The (movie), 248

  age, 157

  agriculture, 318

  Aida (opera), 253

  Ainsley, Ray, 2

  air fresheners, 220

  airplanes, 16, 96

  Alaska, 131, 148

  Albert, Prince, 12

  Alcatraz (prison), 357

  alcohol, 269

  alcoholism, 121

  Alcott, Amy, 91

  Alfred, King, 104

  Ali, Laila, 17

  alibi, 115

  All in the Family (TV show), 321

  Allen, Euphemia, 136

  allergies, 137

  alligators, 92, 143

  almonds, 150

  alphabet, 301

  Amadeus (movie), 248, 358

  Amazon River, 284

  American Flyer (toy train), 80

  American Gigolo (movie), 111

  American Idol (TV show), 357

  American Indians, 118

  American Revolution, 3, 139, 283, 332

  American Symphony Orchestra, 136

  Amin, Idi, 114

  Ampere, André-Marie, 149

  Anderson, Marian, 253

  anesthesia, 81

  animals, 75, 82, 158, 178, 192, 244, 251, 265, 287, 297, 312, 330, 339, 353, 362

  Anne, Queen, 81, 104

  antacids, 140

 

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