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  Antarctica, 94, 242

  antelope, 82

  anthems, 234

  Anthony, Susan B., 151, 377

  Antoinette, Marie, 104–5

  ants, 292

  aphrodisiac, 318

  Apollo (space program), 113

  Apollo 11 (mission), 93, 156, 333

  Apollo 13 (mission), 13

  apostles, 150

  Apple (company), 100

  Apple, Fiona, 98

  apples, 33, 94, 132, 315

  aquifers, 245

  archangels, 261

  architecture, 153

  Arctic, 94

  Aristides (horse), 14

  Armstrong Limit, 29

  Armstrong, Louis, 105, 211

  Arnocorps (band), 8

  arrests, 162

  Arthur, King, 98

  Asimov, Isaac, 365

  Assyrians (Ancient), 129

  astrologers, 327

  astronauts, 10, 93, 333

  astronomers, 327

  Atkinson, Rowan, 32

  atluk, 361

  atoms, 98

  “Au Claire de la Lune” (song), 352

  Austin, Stephen F., 366

  Australia, 15, 102

  aviators (female), 64

  awards, 347

  Aykroyd, Dan 321

  Aztecs, 350, 374

  B

  Babylon, 122

  Bach, Johann Sebastian, 293, 324

  Bacon, Nathaniel, 134

  bacterium, 92

  Badlands, 118

  bagpipes, 125, 150, 367

  Ball, Lucille, 129

  balloons, 138

  Balzac, Honoré de, 110

  bananas, 94

  Band-Aid, 11

  banjos, 125

  Bannister, Roger, 14

  barbecue, 119

  Barbie (doll), 89

  Barnum, P.T., 121

  Barrymore (siblings), 30

  baseball, 6, 13–4, 97, 112, 145, 232, 335, 344, 347, 352, 360, 375

  basketball, 14, 97, 130, 144

  Baskin-Robbins, 124

  Basinger, Kim, 100

  Basset, Angela, 129

  Bassey, Shirley, 2

  bathrooms, 21, 38, 306

  Batman, 89–90, 103, 331

  bats, 77

  Baxter, Jeff, 32

  beach balls, 97

  Beach Boys, The (band), 256

  beaches, 148

  beans (baked), 83

  bears (grizzly), 77

  bears (polar), 82, 297

  Beatles, The (band), 103, 124, 169, 234

  beaver, 92

  Bee Gees, The (band), 87

  beer, 24, 95, 120, 322

  bees, 82, 120

  Beethoven, Ludwig von, 110, 114

  Bell, Alexander Graham, 88, 91, 194, 339

  Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream, 124

  Bennet, Tony, 124

  Berra, Yogi, 171

  Berry, Chuck, 5, 208

  Bible, 67–8, 150, 202, 261, 268

  bibliobibuli, 361

  bicycles, 136

  Big Ben (clock), 354

  Big Bird (Sesame Street), 89

  Big Dipper, 274

  Big Lebowski, The (movie), 24

  biking, 14

  billiards, 80, 97

  Billboard (magazine), 22, 88, 98, 328

  Billy the Kid, 115

  bingo, 22

  bird of paradise, 77

  birds, 77, 158, 202, 212, 265, 287, 369

  birth control, 81

  Birth of a Nation, The, (movie), 27

  birthdays, 85, 217

  Bismarck, Otto von, 364

  Black Beauty (book), 310

  Black Crook, The, (musical), 352

  Black Sabbath (band), 13

  Blackmar, Phil, 14

  Blackstone, William, 11

  Blair, Tony, 5, 114

  Blondie (band), 87

  blood, 345

  blue (color), 6

  Blue Angels, 144

  blue jeans, 6

  Blue Man Group, 6

  blueberries, 6

  blues, 6

  body (human), 40, 166, 185, 216, 345

  Bogart, Humphrey, 45, 79

  Boleyn, Anne, 103

  Bonaparte, Josephine, 142

  Bonaparte, Napoléon, 13, 61, 91, 114, 142, 244, 246

  Bond, James, 2, 6, 167, 313

  Bono (U2), 302, 347

  Bono, Sonny and Cher, 376

  booby prize, 123

  books, 160, 365

  Bowie, David, 363

  bowling, 36

  boxing, 11, 14, 17

  Brady (siblings), 30

  brand names, 34

  Brando, Marlon, 43

  bread, 1, 76, 132

  Britain, 222

  broccoli, 135

  Brooks, Garth, 5

  Brown, Roy, 360

  Browning, Elizabeth Barrett, 365

  Buchanan, James, 119

  Bugs Bunny, 349

  Bunyon, Paul, 26

  Burma Shave, 323

  Burr, Aaron, 115

  Burstyn, Ellen, 347

  bus (school), 128

  Bush, George H. W., 272, 277

  Bush, George W., 119, 127, 256, 291, 321, 366

  business, 126

  butter, 124, 135

  butterflies, 292

  Buttrick, Barbara, 17

  buzzards, 77

  C

  Cabbage Patch Kids (toy), 100

  Cabot, John, 142

  Caesar, Julius, 32, 129, 241, 275, 372

  caffeine, 110

  Calhoun, John C., 115

  California, 60, 134

  calories, 95

  Cameron (siblings), 30

  can, pop-top, 11

  Canada, 3, 58, 100, 189, 360, 380

  canaries, 77

  candy, 147

  Candy Band, The, 8

  Capone, Al, 5

  Capote, Truman, 87

  Captain Marvel, 89

  cars, 1, 16, 96, 132

  Carey, Mariah, 5

  carriwitchet, 361

  carrot juice, 135

  Carson, Johnny, 111

  Carson, Rachel, 86

  Carter, Jimmy, 27, 173

  Carthage, 146

  cartoons, 349

  Carver, George Washington, 145

  Cash, Johnny, 105, 162, 252

  Castle-Hughes, Keisha, 32

  Castro, Fidel, 102, 114, 300, 324

  Casu marzu (cheese), 135

  Catch-22 (Heller), 130

  catfish, 126

  Catherine the Great, 133

  cats, 2, 106, 141, 158, 251, 378

  CDs, 13

  celebrities, 340

  cell phones, 113, 128

  Celts, 99

  cemeteries, 159

  censorship, 121

  cereal (breakfast), 124, 135

  Cervantes, Miguel de, 105

  chakras (Sanskrit), 101

  Challenger (space shuttle), 333

  Chamberlin, Wilt, 329

  Chaney, Lon, 363

  Charlemagne, 124, 364

  Charles, Prince, 21

  Charles I, King, 133

  Chase, Chevy, 32

  Chaucer, Geoffrey, 105

  cheese, 124, 135

  cheese (slicer), 11

  cheesecake, 83

  Cheney, Tom, 14

  Cherokee, 118

  Chess (game), 80

  chewing gum, 9, 147, 166

  chickens, 1, 251, 369

  childbirth, 81

  children, 128

  China, 13, 83, 94

  chloroform, 81

  chocolate, 91, 94, 147, 191

  chocolate milk, 124

  Choctaw, 118

  cholera, 138

  “Chopsticks” (song), 136

  Christian X, King, 104

  Christie, Agatha, 116, 293

  Christmas, 85, 211

  Christmas tree, 281

  Churchill, Winston, 72, 232, 295, 364–5

  CIA, 114 />
  cigarettes, 10

  circuses, 74

  cities, 180

  Citizen Kane (movie), 31, 121, 270

  Civil War, 127, 137, 356, 379

  Claudius, Emperor, 9, 88

  clavichord, 125

  Clemens, Roger, 347

  Clemente, Roberto, 130

  Cleopatra, 28, 129, 142

  Cleveland, Grover, 291

  Cline, Patsy, 116

  Clinton, Hillary, 151

  Clooney, George, 45

  clothes, 208

  Clue (game), 80

  coal miners, 106

  coastlines, 148

  coat hanger, 11

  Coca-Cola, 11, 108, 126, 258, 269, 323

  cocaine, 366

  cockroaches, 120, 279, 292

  coconuts, 94

  Cody, William “Buffalo Bill”, 79

  coffee, 94, 110

  colds, 140

  colleges, 239

  Colorado, 2

  color-blindness, 363

  colors, 268

  Columbus, Christopher, 372

  Comet, Halley’s, 12

  comics, 90

  communications, 88, 260

  computers, 128, 136

  concrete, 86

  confections, 147

  Confucius, 115, 302

  Connery, Sean, 45

  contracts, 56

  conversation, 128

  Cook, Captain James, 334

  Coolidge, Calvin, 321

  Copernicus, Nicolaus, 149

  Copperfield, David, 25

  cormorants, 77

  corn, 132, 135

  corn dogs, 359

  corn flakes, 83

  coronation (Elizabeth II), 84

  corset, 381

  cosmetic surgery, 140

  costs, 113, 193

  cottage cheese, 119

  cotton, 283

  countries, 288

  Court, Margaret, 116

  Coverdale, Myles, 150

  cows, 124, 287, 330, 353, 362

  crabs, 92

  Crane, Clarence, 147

  Crater Lake, Oregon, 245

  Crawford, Cindy, 145

  “Crazy” (song), 116

  creamer (non-dairy), 135

  CREEP (Committee to Re-Elect the President), 134

  crime, 162–3

  Cronkite, Walter, 93

  Crosby, Bing, 87

  crossword puzzles, 352

  Cruise, Tom, 73, 79, 343

  Cry Baby Killer, The (movie), 111

  Cubans, 83

  cuneiform, 123

  Curie, Marie, 72, 149

  Curie, Pierre, 149

  Curtin, Hoyt, 90

  Curtis, Charles, 118

  Cyrus, Billy Ray, 124

  D

  da Vinci, Leonardo, 363

  Daily News (New York), 130

  dairy, 124

  Dalí, Salvador, 90

  Dallas Blues (band), 6

  Dam, Thomas, 26

  dance, 50

  Dante, 190

  darkrooms, 117

  dates (calendar), 354

  dating, 209, 249

  David, King, 150

  Davis, Fletcher, 91

  Davis, Miles, 305

  Dawson, Andre, 347

  Daylight Savings Time, 99

  Days of Heaven (movie), 111

  D.C. Cab (movie), 111

  D.C. Comics, 90

  DDT, 86

  de Gaulle, Charles, 332

  Dead Sea, 263

  Dead Sea Scrolls, 350

  Dean, Dizzy, 112

  Dean, James, 111, 317

  death 12, 43, 133, 159, 198

  Death Valley (California), 368

  debuts, 111

  Declaration of Independence, 195

  degree symbol, 109

  Demeter, 15

  De Niro, Robert, 79

  Deng Xiaoping, 133

  dentistry, 351

  Denys, Jean-Baptiste, 352

  Depp, Johnny, 45

  Descartes, René, 123

  devil horns (hand gesture), 121

  Diamond, Neil, 87

  diamonds, 263

  Diana, Princess, 73, 186, 256

  diapers (disposable), 81

  DiCaprio, Leonardo, 111

  dice (gambling), 81

  Dickens, Charles, 87, 321, 343

  Dickson, Earle, 11

  Die Another Day (movie), 6

  Dillinger, John, 115

  Dimaggio, Joe, 13, 258

  dinner, 86

  dinosaurs, 92, 244

  Dio, Ronnie James, 121

  disco, 97

  Disney, Walt, 90, 103, 129, 349

  Disraeli, Benjamin, 102

  Divine Comedy (poem), 190

  divorce, 142, 209, 249

  Doctor Zhivago (movie), 121, 358

  doctors, 240

  dogs, 82, 93, 96, 103, 113, 141, 265, 339

  dollar (bill), 113

  dollar (sign), 109

  dolphins, 18, 330

  Don Quixote (Cervantes), 105

  Donald Duck, 90, 331, 349

  Donovan, Marion, 11

  Doohan, James “Scotty,” 107

  Doonesbury (cartoon), 365

  Douglas-Home, Alec, 114

  Down and Out in Beverly Hills (movie), 79, 121

  Doyle, Sir Arthur Conan, 363

  Dr. Strangelove (movie), 111

  Draco of Athens, 115

  Dracula (Stoker), 129, 366

  dragonflies, 92

  dreams, 123, 132

  drinking, 137

  drowning, 132

  drunk driving, 85

  Drysdale, Don, 2, 112

  du Barry, Countess, 11

  ducks, 212, 369

  Dumbo (movie), 349

  Dunaway, Faye, 28

  Durocher, Leo, 112

  DVDs, 13

  Dylan, Bob, 170, 232, 302

  E

  eagle (bald), 77

  Earhart, Amelia, 64

  ears, 363

  earth, 86

  earthquakes, 29, 95, 131

  Easter, 85, 172, 281

  Eastwood, Clint, 269, 342

  eating, 9

  eclipse, 29

  Ed Sullivan Show, The (TV show), 121

  Ederle, Gertrude, 14

  Edison, Thomas, 51, 225, 363

  Edward IV, King, 104

  Edward VI, King, 104

  Edward VIII, King, 142

  eel, 83

  eggnog, 119

  eggs, 24, 91, 132

  Egyptians (Ancient), 80, 146, 350

  Eiffel Tower, 259

  Eighty Eight, KY, 130

  Einstein, Albert, 31, 167, 329

  Eisenhower, Dwight D., 119

  Eleanor of Aquitaine, 355

  electric, 123

  elements, 187

  elephants, 74, 113, 265, 330, 353

  elevators, 86

  Eliot, George, 145, 371

  Elizabeth II, Queen, 32, 78, 84, 104, 260

  email, 260

  emergency room, 96

  Endeavor (space shuttle), 93

  energy, 86

  England, 124, 152, 222

  English (language), 238, 275, 301

  English Channel, 130

  English mastiff, 251

  ENIAC, 156

  Entwhistle, John, 26

  environment, 57, 86

  ephelides, 361

  Epic of Gilgamesh, The, 123

  eraser, 11

  Erik the Red, 117

  Eroica (Beethoven), 114

  Esposito, Raffaele, 11

  espresso, 110

  Everest, Mount, 177

  Everglades, 284

  Evita (movie), 28

  exercise, 96

  extraterrestrials, 352, 361

  extremes, 47

  eyeglasses, 109

  eyes, 363

  F

  facial expressions, 121

  facial piercings, 140

  Fairhair, Harold, 102

  F
alk, Peter, 32

  fall (season), 371

  falling, 132

  families, 324, 375

  fantasy sports (games), 126

  Fargo (movie), 358

  farmers, 362

  fashion, 28, 370

  fast food, 126

  fathers, 295

  FBI, 121, 163

  Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (Thompson), 105

  Feinstein, Michael, 31

  feng shui, 200–1

  Few Good Men, A (movie), 31

  Fields, W. C., 248

  Fillmore, Millard, 291

  fingernails, 12

  Finnegan’s Wake (Joyce), 98

  First Viennese Vegetable Orchestra (band), 7

  firsts, 156, 352

  Fischer, Bobby, 157

  fish, 18, 93, 96, 196

  fish and chips, 83

  fish sticks (food), 359

  Fish, Mamie Stuyvesant, 103

  FitzGerald, John J., 22

  flamingoes, 77

  Fleming, Ian, 313

  Flintstones, The (TV show), 90

  floccinaucinihilipilification, 98

  Florida, 131

  flour, 76

  flowers, 33, 94

  flu epidemic, 133

  flutes, 367

  folklore, 81

  food, 1, 24, 83, 86, 91, 135, 161, 359, 382

  Ford Motor Company, 126

  Ford, Harrison, 45, 321

  Ford, Henry, 377

  Foreman, Freeda, 17

  forks, 275

  Forrest Gump (movie), 294

  Foster, Stephen, 130

  Foucault, Jean Bernard Léon, 149

  Fountainhead, The, 87

  foxes, 103

  France, 83, 103, 152

  Frank, Anne, 375

  Franklin, Benjamin, 51, 244, 376

  Fraze, Ermal, 11

  Frazier-Lyde, Jacqui, 17

  freckles, 361

  Frederick the Great, 110

  Freemasons, 134

  Freud, Sigmund, 366

  frogs, 83, 93, 141

  Frost, Robert, 112, 124

  fruits, 135, 138

  funeral parlor, 12

  fungi, 94

  Furgol, Ed, 32

  G

  Gable, Clark, 45

  Gabor, Zsa Zsa, 116

  galaxy, 124

  Galilei, Galileo, 149, 333

  gambling, 96

  games, 36, 80

  Gandhi, Indira, 133

  Gandhi, Mahatma, 293, 354

  Gandhi, Rajiv, 133

  garbage, 10

  Garcia, Jerry, 124

  Garcia, Sergio, 136

  Garibaldi, Giuseppi, 142

  garlic, 78

  Garneau, Marc, 93

  gas (cost of), 113

  Garfield, James A., 257

  garlic, 33

  gas, 113

  Gates, Bill, 61, 136

  Gay Divorcée, The (movie), 347

  geese, 212

  Gehrig, Lou, 246

  Geldof, Bob, 100

  General Mills, 323

  General Motors, 126

  Gere, Richard, 111

  geography, 179, 180

  George (magazine), 145

  George I, King, 145

  George II, King, 133

  George III, King, 133, 145, 246

  George V, King, 41

  George VI, King, 78, 145

  geography, 276

  Gerber (foods), 24

  Germany, 83

  Gershwin, George, 342

  Gilbert, William, 123

  Gilda, Radner, 31

  ginger, 83

  gingerbread, 119

  giraffes, 244, 287

  Girl Scout (cookies), 382

  glaciers, 242

  Glass, Philip, 32

 

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