Last Chance Lassiter

by Paul Levine

  LAST CHANCE LASSITER

  PAUL LEVINE

  TABLE OF CONTENTS

  Author's Note

  Dedication

  Epigraph

  Chapter One

  Chapter Two

  Chapter Three

  Chapter Four

  Chapter Five

  Chapter Six

  Chapter Seven

  Chapter Eight

  Chapter Nine

  Chapter Ten

  Chapter Eleven

  Chapter Twelve

  Chapter Thirteen

  Chapter Fourteen

  Chapter Fifteen

  Chapter Sixteen

  Chapter Seventeen

  Chapter Eighteen

  Chapter Nineteen

  Chapter Twenty

  Chapter Twenty-One

  Chapter Twenty-Two

  Chapter Twenty-Three

  Chapter Twenty-Four

  Chapter Twenty-Five

  Chapter Twenty-Six

  Chapter Twenty-Seven

  Chapter Twenty-Eight

  Chapter Twenty-Nine

  Chapter Thirty

  Also Available

  About the Author

  Copyright

  AUTHOR'S NOTE

  Here's an e-mail I recently received from a reader: "In your early books, before Jake Lassiter became a sole practitioner, he worked in a large law firm and didn't fit in. But you never tell us the circumstances of his leaving. Was he fired? Did he quit? What was he like as a young lawyer?"

  "Last Chance Lassiter" – consider it a prequel to "To Speak for the Dead" – will answer those questions. The broad strokes of Jake Lassiter's backstory are well known to long-time readers. A second-string linebacker with the Miami Dolphins, Jake attended night law school and passed the Florida Bar exam on his fourth try. (He figured it was a computer glitch...the passing, not the failing).

  His first job was with the Public Defender's Office, where he learned that most of his clients were guilty, "not always with what they were charged, but damn few were in the running for the Nobel Peace Prize." That led to an offer from a downtown deep-carpet law firm, "because I could try murder cases without peeing my pants."

  It's that early time readers wonder about. Just how did the iconoclastic tough guy fit in with those corporate noodle necks? Raymond Chandler's line from "Farewell, My Lovely" comes to mind. "He was about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food."

  What led to Jake leaving the big firm and going out on his own, 235 pounds of solid oak trial lawyer, if you forget about two bad knees and a torn rotator cuff?

  "Last Chance Lassiter" takes us from Jake's last day in the big firm to his first case as a two-fisted solo practitioner, a knight in dinged armor driving an ancient Olds 442 convertible – 390 horsepower Rocket V8 – in place of a mighty steed.

  So settle back. It's a loud and bumpy ride!

  ALSO AVAILABLE

  JAKE LASSITER SERIES

  "Mystery writing at its very, very best." – Larry King, USA TODAY

  TO SPEAK FOR THE DEAD: Linebacker-turned-lawyer Jake Lassiter begins to believe that his surgeon client is innocent of malpractice...but guilty of murder.

  NIGHT VISION: After several women are killed by an Internet stalker, Jake is appointed a special prosecutor, and follows a trail of evidence from Miami to London and the very streets where Jack the Ripper once roamed.

  FALSE DAWN: After his client confesses to a murder he didn't commit, Jake follows a bloody trail from Miami to Havana to discover the truth.

  MORTAL SIN: Talk about conflicts of interest. Jake is sleeping with Gina Florio and defending her mob-connected husband in court.

  RIPTIDE: Jake Lassiter chases a beautiful woman and stolen bonds from Miami to Maui.

  FOOL ME TWICE: To clear his name in a murder investigation, Jake follows a trail of evidence that leads from Miami to buried treasure in the abandoned silver mines of Aspen, Colorado. (Also available in a new paperback edition.)

  FLESH & BONES: Jake falls for his beautiful client even though he doubts her story. She claims to have recovered "repressed memories" of abuse...just before gunning down her father.

  LASSITER: Jake retraces the steps of a model who went missing after his one-night stand with her 18 years earlier. (Also available in a new paperback edition.)

  SOLOMON vs. LORD SERIES

  (Nominated for the Edgar, Macavity, International Thriller, and James Thurber awards.)

  "A cross between 'Moonlighting' and 'Night Court.' Courtroom drama has never been this much fun." – FreshFiction.com

  SOLOMON vs. LORD: Trial lawyer Victoria Lord, who follows every rule, and Steve Solomon, who makes up his own, bicker and banter as they defend a beautiful young woman accused of killing her wealthy, older husband.

  THE DEEP BLUE ALIBI: Solomon and Lord come together – and fly apart – defending Victoria's "Uncle Grif" on charges he killed a man with a speargun. It's a case set in the Florida Keys with side trips to coral reefs and a nudist colony where all is more – and less – than it seems.

  KILL ALL THE LAWYERS: Just what did Steve Solomon do to infuriate ex-client and ex-con "Dr. Bill?" Did Solomon try to lose the case in which the TV shrink was charged in the death of a woman patient?

  HABEAS PORPOISE: It starts with the kidnapping of a pair of trained dolphins and turns into a murder trial with Solomon and Lord on opposite sides after Victoria is appointed a special prosecutor, and fireworks follow!

  STAND-ALONE THRILLERS

  IMPACT: A jetliner crashes in the Everglades. Is it negligence or terrorism? When the legal case gets to the Supreme Court, the defense has a unique strategy. Kill anyone, even a Supreme Court Justice, to win the case.

  BALLISTIC: A nuclear missile, a band of terrorists, and only two people who can prevent Armageddon. A "loose nukes" thriller for the 21st century. (Also available in a new paperback edition.)

  ILLEGAL: Down-and-out lawyer Jimmy (Royal) Payne tries to re-unite a Mexican boy with his missing mother and becomes enmeshed in the world of human trafficking and sex slavery.

  PAYDIRT: Bobby Gallagher had it all and lost it. Now, assisted by his 12-year-old brainiac son, he tries to rig the Super Bowl, win a huge bet…and avoid getting killed in the process. (Also available in a new paperback edition.)

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  For Marcia

  At long last, love.

  "The law is some tricky shit, isn't it?"

  –Geena Davis in "Thelma and Louise"

  -1-

  Unnecessary Roughness

  The view from the 53rd floor of Southeast Financial Center took in the sparkling turquoise water of Biscayne Bay, the shimmering alabaster buildings of Miami Beach...and black-as-death vultures, which glided in the updrafts just outside my floor-to-ceiling windows.

  A man with a literary bent might find some clever symbolism in vultures hovering outside a law office. Carnivores inside and out, that sort of thing. But I am not a man given to symbolism or poetry or allegory. I am an ex-linebacker, an ex-public defender, ex-a-lot-of-things, trying to make an honest day's pay in the greedy and sleazy world of big-time lawyering.

  My name is Jake Lassiter.

  I was standing at my office window, watching the ugly birds as the drawbridge cranked skyward on the MacArthur Causeway, making several hundred commuters late for work, so that one rich dude could sail north along the shoreline without the inconvenience of a detour into open ocean waters. Maybe there was some symbolism in that, too. Who knows? They don't pay me to plumb deep thoughts. Me, I'm just paid to win.

  Back
to that Causeway. Years later, the city padres would stop dipping into the till long enough to re-construct the damn thing and eliminate the drawbridge, but this was in my early years as a lawyer. In those days, we still had Eastern Air Lines, The Miami News, and a few words of English were still spoken on Flagler Street downtown. Eso ya no existe, mi amigo.

  "You set the firm record," said a female voice behind me.

  "Yardage in a touch football game?" I replied.

  "Billable hours!" It was Cecilia (Cece) Santiago, my secretary, as we still called them in those days. She had not yet become an "assistant," and I had not yet seen my first gray hair. "Lowest ever recorded in firm history. All the other associates are talking about it."

  "Those weenies lie on their time sheets. I don't."

  "Jerry Pillstein is betting you'll be fired."

  "The worm who billed 27 hours in one day?"

  "He flew from Miami to L.A., picked up three hours on the time change and worked round the clock."

  "Bullshit."

  "Mr. Krippendorf gave him a plaque."

  "If I wanted a plaque, I'd join the Kiwanis."

  "Mr. K told you the firm motto, right?"

  I remembered my interview with Lyle Krippendorf, senior partner of the firm. A short, rotund sausage of a man jammed into a silk Italian suit.

  "In the law, we eat what we kill," Krippendorf had said, stuffing his face with bloody tenderloin smeared in bearnaise. "You gotta bill 250 hours a month, minimum, or you go on probation, kid."

  I'd wanted to give him a forearm shiver, but I needed the work and took the job.

  Billing my time. Documenting every breath I took. Leasing out my life by the quarter hour.

  ***

  A few minutes after Cece breezed out of my office, I was sitting at my desk, thumbing through the files I'd been assigned. There was the fashion model, thin as a Q-Tip, who wanted me to sue Starbucks for "poisoning" her Frappuccino by using whole milk instead of skim. There was a nasty divorce where the wife, our client, had scissored off the left sleeve of every one of her husband's sixty-eight custom-made suits and sports jackets. And there was a guy who couldn't believe the City of Coral Gables wouldn't let him keep his 18-foot long Burmese python in the backyard, after it swallowed whole the neighbor's French poodle.

  Three yawners. "Boring" was not a boring enough word to convey my lack of emotional involvement in my cases. So what did I want? What would rev my motor?

  A cause that's just, a client I like, and a check that didn't bounce. In my short time as a lawyer, I'd seldom found all three in the same case.

  My door flew open and Kim Coates, an attorney-in-a-hurry, rushed inside. She shot an unappreciative gaze at my Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote posters, which along with photos of sharks and sports memorabilia, completed my interior decorating.

  "Lunch?" she asked, as if forming an entire sentence would take her away from billing enormous amounts of time at outrageous hourly rates. Kim was 32 years old, a tidy brunette with an upturned nose and torso by Jane Fonda. Technically, she was senior to me in the firm by a couple years, which might explain why she insisted on the top position during the hot and sweaty nights we spent together at my place or hers.

  "Sure thing." I regretted the extra syllable as a waste of her time.

  "Where?"

  "Versailles for Cuban sandwiches."

  "Strolling guitarists freak me out," she said, "and it's too noisy to work."

  "Work? I thought we were eating."

  "Mr. K wants us to discuss the credit card class action litigation. We can each bill 90 minutes, including travel time, if we talk business in the car."

  "Joe's Stone Crab," I suggested.

  "Only if we can run the cost through to the client."

  "Maybe we should forget lunch and plan a leisurely dinner."

  "I'm working late. How about takeout Thai?"

  "Your place or mine?"

  "The car."

  "Romantic."

  "Sorry, Jake. I've got an 8 a.m. depo in Palm Beach and need my sleep."

  I considered whether to complain about our not spending enough time together, but it seemed too wimpy. We'd been sleeping together – though not often – whenever Kim could find a time slot not required for a hearing, depo, or Pilates class.

  Every relationship is a competition between personal autonomy and inter-connectedness. Historically, it's the guy who refuses to compromise, to give up his solitude, or man cave, or drinking buddies. But times have changed. Hard-charging career women like Kim Coates are frequently unwilling to cut back work time for the sweet promise of companionship, cuddling, and multiple orgasms.

  A knock-knock sounded on the open door, as Cece poked her head into the office. "No lunch for you, jefe. Mr. K. has a new client for you to interview."

  "As long as it's not another divorce."

  "Even worse."

  "Nothing's worse."

  "Divorce plus spousal abuse. Wife got the stuffing beat out of her."

  "Tell me I'm repping her."

  "No luck, jefe. You for the puncher."

  Cece was right. This was worse. You can pick your friends. You can pick mangoes from blooming trees. But an associate in a law firm cannot pick his clients.

  ***

  James Farrell was thirty-five and tennis fit. He wore a tailored tan suit, blue shirt, and yellow tie. His job had something to do with real estate development, but in Miami, that could mean anything from building shopping centers to being a bag man for the zoning department. He seemed to be staring at the leaping marlins on my multi-colored Hawaiian shirt. Maybe a dark suit would instill more confidence, but I always thought the charcoal gray look made lawyers seem like undertakers. I kept a couple ties and a white shirt hanging behind my office door for trips to the courthouse. Otherwise, I was a habitual offender, daily violating the Krippendorf and Associates dress code. Just as I violated the "Wall Decoration Decree," proclaiming that the art committee must approve everything posted on law firm property. I'd already received a stern memo warning me to take down the bloody photos of sharks feeding, as inappropriately suggestive.

  I didn't nail my law school diploma to Lyle Krippendorf's textured walls. There were no honors attached to my University of Miami parchment, and it took me an extra year to get though the night division, where I graduated in what I like to call the top half of the bottom third of my class. The diploma covers a crack in the plaster above a toilet at home and forces me to contemplate the divide between law and justice several times each day.

  My framed cartoon character posters – Road Runner, Wile E. Coyote, Pepe le Pew, Bugs Bunny – turned Krippendorf's cheeks scarlet whenever he strolled into my office. His eyes would keep flicking toward the walls while he warned me to keep my hours up and reminded me about the next game in the Lawyer's Flag Football League. On those occasions, it was impossible not to believe that I'd been hired for my ability on the football field as much as for my legal acumen.

  I said hello to my new client and we shook hands, the guy trying to impress me with his grip. I've had several fingers broken in my playing days, including once when my knuckles got stuck inside a quarterback's face mask. To be honest, I had jammed my hand through the mask in a fruitless effort to either remove the QB's head from his shoulders, or failing that, to gouge out his eyes. Yeah, I got penalized for unnecessary roughness, surely a non-sequitur where football is concerned.

  So, Farrell's grip didn't bother me, though my knuckles crickety-cracked with the sound of a bowling ball scattering pins.

  "You gonna keep that bitch from getting my money?" Farrell started out.

  "Let's talk about the criminal case first."

  "Domestic battery and spousal abuse. It's bullshit."

  I thumbed through the skinny file on my desk. "Your wife went to the E.R. with lacerations and contusions"

  "She slipped and fell in the bathroom."

  I flipped another page. "Third trip to the hospital. So many clumsy wives these da
ys."

  "I got a doctor who'll swear the bruises came from falling on the tile floor."

  "But is it true?"

  "Does it matter?"

  "To me, it does."

  The woman who raised me, Granny Lassiter, told me that only gutter snipes and trailer park lowlifes hit their women. "A Lassiter man, no matter how drunk or angry, never lays a hand on a woman that don't want to be touched."

  Farrell gave me a long, hard look. "It just occurred to me. Jake Lassiter, right?"

  "Yeah."

  He shot a look toward the credenza where an autographed football bore Coach Shula's signature. He had written something about admiring my "pluck." Good word when adjectives like "athletic" and "skillful" would be blatant exaggerations.

  "You used to play for the Dolphins," Farrell said.

  "Not very long and not very well, but yeah."

  "You're 'Wrong Way Lassiter!'"

  Oh, shit. That again.

  "I was there the day you scored a touchdown for the wrong team."

  "Scored a safety," I corrected him.

  "Right. And the Dolphins lost by a point to the Jets. Am I right?"

  Yeah, the bastard was right. My playing time came on the suicide squad, the kickoff team. At the start of the second half of that long-ago game, I collided head-on with the returner. The ball popped out, I scooped it up, got turned around, and carried the ball into the wrong end zone where I triumphantly hurled it into the stands. A grinning monkey of a man humiliating himself in front of a national television audience.

  I could blame the snow and fog at the old Shea Stadium. I could blame the concussion I suffered on the tackle. But lately, I've just taken personal responsibility, which is more than my clients ever do. I played as hard as I could, made two decent plays – the jarring tackle, the fumble recovery – then screwed up. Still, there is one gnawing fact that has eaten away at me all these years.