Every Nerd needs a Thug

by Diamond DIor

  “I need you to get rid of that H-“ she didn’t even get to finish befor Nique grabbed her by her hair but luckily Jase grabbed her before she did it again.

  “I know you didn’t just call my best friend a hoe .... SLUT !!!!!” she shouted in her face while trying to fight out of Jase’s grip

  “Oh please! You’re the slut, fucking your brother’s best friend behind his back”

  The moment she said that I leaped off Cameron and went Muhammed Ali on her ass. I was banging her head on the ground. Jase and Cameron were trying to pull me off her, but I was throwing punches in all directions with my home girl cheering me on.

  “MI NO KNOW IF YUH THINK ME A ONE A DEM GYAL DEH WEH YUH CAN WALK OVA” (I don’t know if you think I am one of those girls you can walk over)

  That bitch brought the Jamaican out of me

  “WELL DIS A NUH CHELSEY ..GO FUCK SUHMADY YUH OWN SIZE DUTTY GYAL”( Well this isn’t Chelsey. Go fuck with someone your own size bitch)” I screamed as I continuously punched her her

  They finally got the strength to pull me off her, but I wasn’t done. I wanted to step on that bitch.

  For all those years she made trouble, bothered and tormented me, I beat that ass.

  Cameron

  “Is she badly ?” her sweet voice asked me

  We’re in my bathroom. She is sitting on the sink as I place a band aid on her belly. I was hoping it was a bit near to her breast but it wasn’t even close.

  “No, but you beat her ass good though”

  She was biting her lips and playing with her fingers

  “Look ma, she will be fine”

  “ok” she said looking down

  I went between her legs and use my index finger to lift her chin up bringing her closer to my lips.

  “No uhh” she said gentle push my chest

  “What ???”

  “I won’t kiss you anymore because I am not your girlfriend and I feel like a hoe”

  “Alright then, will you be my girl?” I asked looking in her eyes

  She looked me deep in my eyes and pulled me closer and smiled “ No”

  Her minty breath hit my lips making them quiver into a pout.

  “Why?” I said following her out the bathroom then she shrug

  “I want to go home. Can you take me home please?”

  “Sure”

  “Wait let me go say bye to Nique”

  ***

  We pulled up to her house and she was about to get out when I gentle pulled her back

  “You want a kiss don’t you?” she said smirking

  “Yeah”

  I licked my lips ready for the kiss and she leaned over and kiss me on my cheek.

  “Bye!” she said getting out slamming the door in my face

  Damn, I have to get her!

  Kareem

  I went to the kitchen to get some juice but it took me a minute before I decided to drink the juice because I was afraid of Cameron's sweet taste leaving my lips. Although I wanted that kiss on my lips, my mother taught me to respect myself. There’s no way I would just let some boy who is not my boyfriend kiss me like I am a hoe.

  On my way to my room, I passed my mom's room and heard some shuffling...

  "Mom, you alright?" I asked

  "LAWD GOD YUH FRIGTEN MI PIKNEY, WEN YUH GET HERE" ( Lord God you frightened me child, when did you get here) she said in a frightened tone. It looks like I scared the shit outta her.

  "Umm a few minutes ago" I said getting comfortable on her bed

  "What you looking for?"

  "Mi purple six inch heels. Weh dem deh? Yuh see dem, yuh aunty Tanni a carry mi go a one club tonite an di heels go gud wid di tight up dress pon di bed beside yuh" ( My purple six inch heels. Where are they, have you seen them? Your aunty Tanni is taking me to a club tonight and the heels go good with the tight dress on the bed beside you) I looked on her like I didn't understand what she was saying but I actually did.

  "Wah yuh no undastan me?"(what you don't understand me) she asked with her hands on her hip

  " I said I am looking for my six inch heels because I am going out tonight with your aunt"

  It made me smile. Yeah my mom can speak proper english , but she refuses to. She said she ain’t got the time to make everything out her mouth sound proper.

  "Whateva, now yuh have yuh fun mi want mi shoes" (whatever now you had your fun , I want my shoes) she said going back through the closet

  Shaking my head, she is something else "Thank God mi fine it"( thank god I found it) I heard her as I stepped in my room.

  I changed into a white tank top with a black "PINK" booty shorts accompanied with my white ankle socks. I turned on my TV to Cartoon Network because "MAD" should be coming on soon. That's my shit Don't judge me.

  "Till We Get It

  Imma Get It

  Till We Get It

  Till We Get It

  Imma Get It

  Till We Get It"

  Damn! Who’s calling when I am watching "MAD"and where the hell is my phone? Where was the last place I had it?

  Uugh fuck!

  "You See All You Need Is-" the call ended. Hmm whoever that was can always call back

  "Till We Get It”

  “Imma Get It”

  “Till We Get It”

  “Till We Get It”

  “Imma Get It”

  “Till We Get It"

  Like the fuck? Why call back when Spy vs Spy comes on? Ugh! I answered the phone and put it on speaker . Y’all know where it has been.

  "Hello" I said putting the phone on my bed and getting on my back, hanging over the end of the bed.

  "Hey" a deep voice slipped out the phone

  Y’all should have saw me. I jolted up off my back so fast that Usain Bolt couldn't match my speed when I heard Cameron's voice.

  "H-hey !!!" I said trying to sound cool and laid back, yet I failed.

  "What you doing ma?" I could tell he was smirking when he said that

  "Umm nothing but laying in bed watching cartoons. Hey, how you get my number?" I was kinda puzzle because I don't remember giving it to him. Scratch that! I DIDN'T give it to him.

  "I took it out your phone today" he simply said. This nigga

  "Oh"

  "Mhmm" he sighed in the phone sending chills down my spine. I swear he doesn't know what he does to me.

  "What you doing?" I asked because it was getting pretty awkward

  "Thinking about this girl that's driving me crazy. She just has me wrapped around her fingers and she just doesn't know. I think I like her though, but she think she not my type, but she is. She a nerd and all dat"

  I'd be lying if I said I wasn't jealous of who the hell this girl was. Ugh bitch better back off my man.

  "Oh" I said with a little too much jealousy in my voice

  "You jealous ma?" I know he was smirking ...I can’t stand him

  "No" I answered a little bit too fast.

  After about hours of talking crap.

  "Ok lets play 21 questions" Cameron suggested

  "Nope too many questions. How about 6?" Because I am getting tired. We have been on the phone for hours taking about shit. At one point, we were talking about cars.

  "Fine but any question I ask, you MUST answer it"

  "Ok ask first" I said now laying on my belly, and pulling my diary from under my pillow and started to doodle his name in it.

  "Ok, are you from Jamaica? Because earlier when you were tearing Gabriella's ass up, you were talking like you from Jamaica" that made me giggle

  "No I am mixed. My mother is from Jamaica and my dad is Mexican, but I was raised in America"

  "Oh well when I heard you speak it, it turned me on"

  Thank god I am not very light skin and I am on the phone because I just turned a shade of pink.

  "My turn ... Umm how tall are you?" ok I don't know what to ask him

  "About ten inches" I can tell he smirking ... Wait WHAT ?!?!? he is not talking about his height talking ab
out his length !!

  "Oh my gosh Cameron you are nasty !" we burst in laughter

  "Aye don't wake your mama up"

  "Oh she’s not here. She went out"

  "So your home ALONE?" he said putting emphasis on the alone

  "Yeah"

  "You want me to come over and keep ya company babe?"

  "Naw I pass" I wouldn't mind if he did though...

  Then it popped up in my mind .... Is he really ten inches though

  "Yes I am"

  "I said that out loud didn't I?"

  "Yeah you did ma"

  "Next question please" embarrassment couldn't explain how I felt right now

  "Why did you kiss me on our first kiss?"

  "I dont know ... next question"

  "Not an answer. I want an answer" he said sternly now that shit turned me on

  " Because your sister told me about your anger and I didn't want you to kill them on the spot" I said half the truth

  "Or you've been wanting to kiss a nigga for the longest" Cameron chuckled the other half of truth

  "Whatever, my turn.. Umm when I kissed you, how was it?" It took me A LOT of guts to ask him that.

  "Damnn shawty can work'em lips" I couldn't help but laugh

  "Why didn't you want to fuck?" I sighed heavy

  "Cameron seriously ???"

  "Yes, I want to get to know you shawty"

  Shaking my head "no you want to get to know my mufasa"

  "Your what?!?!?" he asked on the verge of laughing

  "My mufasa" he laughed at me and I joined him in the end

  "Shit I taught y’all call it kitty or some'm"

  "You are such a jerk !!!"

  "You digging this jerk though"

  That made me blush like a fool

  "My turn. Were you upset that I didnt give it up?" I asked and I wasn't even nervous. I guess I am warming up to him.

  "Well at first yes, but then shawty got me mad crazy over her because I wanted it bad" I bit my lips.

  "Well you have 2 questions left" I said taking off my blouse because my room was getting hot and I was not getting up to turn the A/C on right now. Now I only had on my bra and booty shorts. Thank God my windows are closed.

  "Ok are you a virgin?" he ask

  "Yes" I answered with ease because I have no problem letting a guy know I am a virgin. I don't care what they have to say, but I am glad I am still one. No offense to the girls who are not virgins, but I am proud to still have my virginity.

  "I like that you weren't afraid to say it.You sound very proud"

  "I am proud" I bravely said "Are you a virgin" I asked .. stupidly

  Of course NOT, we're talking bout Thee Cameron Rodriquez here.

  "No" he laughed in the phone

  "Why? You wanted to be my first ???" he asked still laughing

  Shit aint funny y’all

  "No"

  "Oh, well I lost my virginity when I was 13"

  "Damn! Ma nigga you went hard" we burst out in laughter

  "Ok so this is my last question right??"

  "Yepp" I said popping the "P"

  "Ok ... what you wearing?" I should have seen this coming

  "Are you serious Cameron?"

  "Yes now tell me. Remember you have to answer every question" I could tell the devil was smirking.

  "I am in a black booty shorts that says "PINK" on my butt, and in a white ankle socks"

  "Wait so whats up top?"

  "I took my blouse off so I am in my bra"

  I heard when he grunted "Fuck" it made me bite my lip

  "Cameron.."

  "Yes babe"

  "Ok first I am not your babe and second I am tired and it’s 1 am"

  "Alright, goodnight babe"

  "I am not your babe and good night"

  I waited for him to hang up, but he didn't

  "Aren't you gonna hang up?" I ask

  "No you hang up"

  "Naw you should because you call me" I said

  ...

  After 5 minutes of fighting about who should hang up, we finally decide I should since I wanted to sleep.

  I hung up my now low battery phone, put it to charge, then I turned the A/C on. Seconds later I went to bed without my blouse on of course.

  Kareem

  “Bitch sleeps like she a freaking princess” I heard a voice mutter

  “Naw hoe I sleep like the Queen that I am” I said fluttering my eyes open to see Monique sitting on my bed next to me watching tv

  “Good Morning babe or should I say Cameron’s babe” she joked which made me blush

  “Shut up!!” I said playfully pushing her

  “Man I went to bed late because of y’all phone sexing and shit”

  “WHAT !? Naww it aint even like that” I said blushing hard

  “mhmm“ she said rolling her eyes at me. Then she stop and look down at me “ Ha if Cam knew you slept with out your blouse, he would have came over and tore that ass up!!!” she said shaking her ass in my face

  “Ay ay get that shit out my face” I said

  *Knock Knock*

  “Come” I said turning my attention to my mom who’s at the door “yeah mom”

  “unuuh hungry” (are you guys hungry) she ask poking her head through the door

  “You want breakfast??” I turned to Monique like who the fuck am I kidding? How she gone turn food down?

  “Yass girl I feel like I haven’t eat in days” she said rubbing her belly

  “Yeah sure mom” I said turning my attention back to my mom

  “Wah yuh want fi yuh breakfast?” (what yall want for your bereakfast)

  “The usual” I answered and with that she closed my door

  “Is the usual big or-“

  “Damn you greedy” I said cutting her off

  ***

  “Mhhhm this is so good” Monique said filling up her mouth with eggs that my mom made. She made her eggs different because she added a lot of spices to it.

  “Girl shut up” I said eating my bacon

  “Oh god look Kareem!!!” Monique shouted pointing out the window

  Me with my stupid self fell for it “ what” I said looking in the direction she pointed

  “You missed it” she said stuffing MY bacon in her mouth. I know its mine because she ate all of hers the minute she got her plate.

  “Monique !!!” I said as I pushed her “You ate my bacon?! Ugh I hate you!!!”

  “It ain’t my fault that it wanted to go in my mouth , and you know you love meh!!!!” she said pushing me back.

  “Lawwd she reminds me a Carmen” my mom said as she stood at the island and smiled at us

  But what she said made my eyes watery ...

  “Baby mi soon come mi phone a ring” ( baby I will be back soon my phone is ringing)

  “Kareem, I am sorry I didn’t mean to eat your bacon” Monique said rubbing my back as I cried on her shoulder

  “Its not that” I muttered as I wiped my eyes pulling back from her “ My best friend Carmen, she died at age 10, she was bullied and committed suicide when she was 10. For six years I held it in. I never cried when I heard the news, and I never cried at the funeral. I never cried whenever it was her death anniversary, I cried cause you remind me of her so much” I said as another batch of tears ran down my face

  “Aww boo I am sorry” she said hugging me

  “It’s ok” I said sniffing

  “You know what imma promise you?” she said smiling

  “What??” I asked confused

  “I, Monique Rodriquez, will always be your bestfriend, Sister...-In-Law and wifey”

  “Aww Nique” I said pulling her into a hug

  “Nu uh” she said pushing me “say yours”

  “Dang hoe, why you gotta be so harsh?” I said mugging her

  “Just say it bitch”

  “I, Kareem Jenkins will always be your bestfriend and wifey”

  “Bitch say Sister-In-Law cause I know you want to” she said sm
irking

  Then it hit me out the blue why was Monique here and how did she get here

  “By the way why you here and how you get here?” I ask

  “Oh Cameron dropped me here...” she said looking at me “Dang girl I didn’t know he does that much to you. He got you biting your lips and shit”

  “What?” I said breaking out of a trance

  “Anyway, I am here because we are going SHOPPING !!!!” she said screaming with her hands in the air.

  “No I’m not!” I said mocking her tone

  “Yeah you a go” my mom said getting her bags and keys “now unnuh come on mi ready , me a go drop unnuh a di mall”(now yall come on am ready, I will drop yall at the mall)

  ***

  “Nope...Naw...Ehh...Hmm...Naww” Monique said scrolling through another rack

  “Yes !! Kareem get here girl” mom and I went to where she was. In her hand she held two Hollister blouses, a pink and white stripe blouse with Hollister written on the front and a green looking stripe one.

  “We are going as twins girl” she said all happy

  GOING? WHAT? WHERE?

  “Huh? Where are we going?” I was confused at the moment

  “Jase is having a party and we are going then yoir going to sleep over at my house my house” she said like it’s nothing

  “No I can’t Nique”

  “yuh can go, but yuh betta come back before twelve a.m” (You can go, but you better be home before 12 am)

  “Yess!” Monique said as she hit the dougie

  This girl was something else.

  ***

  We are getting ready to go,well I am. Monique is eating because she got ready before me.

  “Girl you look cute” she said as she watched me put my pink make-up on

  “Thanks”

  “Now lets go!!!” she said throwing the empty bag that had potato chips in it

  “Bye mom”

  “Bye Mrs Jenkins”

  “Alrite girls have fun, but no too much fun now, and hi ms Kareem ma’am no go innah de people dem house drunk” (Alright girls have fun, but not too much fun now and Kareem don’t go to their home drunk)

  With that, she sped off down the road

  “Damn your mom go hard” Monique said as we walk to the door

  The moment we walked in the party, the music got louder and their was a lot people here of tonight

  Looking around, I saw people grinding on each other and almost everyone looked wasted.

  Kareem

  As we step through the door “Ayye Ladies” by Travis Porter ft Tyga blasted in our face. Monique grabbed my hand and headed to the dance floor