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Bulldog Drummond

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by Sapper


  One thing, at any rate, was certain: the other occupant of the room was human, and with that realisation all his nerve returned. There would be time enough later on to find out how he got there, and what those strange pinging noises had been caused by. Just at that moment only one thing was on the programme; and without a sound he crept round the bed towards the cupboard, to put that one thing into effect in his usual direct manner.

  Twice did he hear the little whistling hiss from above, but nothing sang past his head. Evidently the man had lost him, and was probably still aiming at the door. And then, with hands that barely touched it, he felt the outlines of the cupboard.

  It was standing an inch or two from the wall, and he slipped his fingers behind the back on one side. He listened for a moment, but no movement came from above; then, half facing the wall, he put one leg against it. There was one quick, tremendous heave; a crash which sounded deafening; then silence. And once again he switched on his torch…

  Lying on the floor by the window was one of the smallest men he had ever seen. He was a native of sorts, and Hugh turned him over with his foot. He was quite unconscious, and the bump on his head, where it had hit the floor, was rapidly swelling to the size of a large orange. In his hand he still clutched the little tube, and Hugh gingerly removed it. Placed in position at one end was a long splinter of wood, with a sharpened point; and by the light of his torch Hugh saw that it was faintly discoloured with some brown stain.

  He was still examining it with interest when a thunderous knock came on the door. He strolled over and switched on the electric light; then he opened the door.

  An excited night porter rushed in, followed by two or three other people in varying stages of undress, and stopped in amazement at the scene. The heavy cupboard, with a great crack across the back, lay face downwards on the floor; the native still lay curled up and motionless.

  ‘One of the hotel pets?’ queried Hugh pleasantly, lighting a cigarette. ‘If it’s all the same to you, I wish you’d remove him. He was – ah – finding it uncomfortable on the top of the cupboard.’

  It appeared that the night porter could speak English; it also appeared that the lady occupying the room below had rushed forth demanding to be led to the basement, under the misapprehension that war had again been declared and the Germans were bombing Paris. It still further appeared that there was something most irregular about the whole proceeding – the best people at the Ritz did not do these things. And then, to crown everything, while the uproar was at its height, the native on the floor, opening one beady and somewhat dazed eye, realised that things looked unhealthy. Unnoticed, he lay ‘doggo’ for a while; then, like a rabbit which has almost been trodden on, he dodged between the legs of the men in the room, and vanished through the open door. Taken by surprise, for a moment no one moved: then, simultaneously, they dashed into the passage. It was empty, save for one scandalised old gentleman in a nightcap, who was peering out of a room opposite angrily demanding the cause of the hideous din.

  Had he seen a native – a black man? He had seen no native, and if other people only drank water, they wouldn’t either. In fact, the whole affair was scandalous, and he should write to the papers about it. Still muttering, he withdrew, banging his door, and Hugh, glancing up, saw the American detective advancing towards them along the corridor.

  ‘What’s the trouble, Captain?’ he asked, as he joined the group.

  ‘A friend of the management elected to spend the night on the top of my cupboard, Mr Green,’ answered Drummond, ‘and got cramp halfway through.’

  The American gazed at the wreckage in silence. Then he looked at Hugh, and what he saw on that worthy’s face apparently decided him to maintain that policy. In fact, it was not till the night porter and his attendant minions had at last, and very dubiously, withdrawn, that he again opened his mouth.

  ‘Looks like a hectic night,’ he murmured. ‘What happened?’ Briefly Hugh told him what had occurred, and the detective whistled softly.

  ‘Blowpipe and poisoned darts,’ he said shortly, returning the tube to Drummond. ‘Narrow escape – damned narrow! Look at your pillow.’

  Hugh looked: embedded in the linen were four pointed splinters similar to the one he held in his hand; by the door were three more, lying on the floor.

  ‘An engaging little bird,’ he laughed; ‘but nasty to look at.’

  He extracted the little pieces of wood and carefully placed them in an empty matchbox: the tube he put into his cigarette case.

  ‘Might come in handy: you never know,’ he remarked casually.

  ‘They might if you stand quite still,’ said the American, with a sudden, sharp command in his voice. ‘Don’t move.’

  Hugh stood motionless, staring at the speaker who, with eyes fixed on his right forearm, had stepped forward. From the loose sleeve of his pyjama coat the detective gently pulled another dart and dropped it into the matchbox.

  ‘Not far off getting you that time, Captain,’ he cried cheerfully. ‘Now you’ve got the whole blamed outfit.’

  III

  It was the Comte de Guy who boarded the boat express at the Gare du Nord the next day; it was Carl Peterson who stepped off the boat express at Boulogne. And it was only Drummond’s positive assurance which convinced the American that the two characters were the same man.

  He was leaning over the side of the boat reading a telegram when he first saw Hugh ten minutes after the boat had left the harbour; and if he had hoped for a different result to the incident of the night before, no sign of it showed on his face. Instead he waved a cheerful greeting to Drummond.

  ‘This is a pleasant surprise,’ he remarked affably. Have you been to Paris, too?’

  For a moment Drummond looked at him narrowly. Was it a stupid bluff, or was the man so sure of his power of disguise that he assumed with certainty he had not been recognised? And it suddenly struck Hugh that, save for that one tell-tale habit – a habit which, in all probability, Peterson himself was unconscious of – he would not have recognised him.

  ‘Yes,’ he answered lightly. ‘I came over to see how you behaved yourself!’

  ‘What a pity I didn’t know!’ said Peterson, with a good-humoured chuckle. He seemed in excellent spirits, as he carefully tore the telegram into tiny pieces and dropped them overboard. ‘We might have had another of our homely little chats over some supper. Where did you stay?’

  ‘At the Ritz. And you?’

  ‘I always stop at the Bristol,’ answered Peterson. ‘Quieter than the Ritz, I think.’

  ‘Yes, it was quite dreadful last night,’ murmured Hugh. ‘A pal of mine – quite incorrigible – that bird over there’ – he pointed to Ted Jerningham, who was strolling up and down the deck with the American – ‘insisted on dressing up as a waiter.’ He laughed shortly at the sudden gleam in the other’s eye, as he watched Jerningham go past. ‘Not content with that, he went and dropped the fish over some warrior’s boiled shirt, and had to leave in disgrace.’ He carefully selected a cigarette. ‘No accountin’ for this dressing-up craze, is there, Carl? You’d never be anything but your own sweet self, would you, little one? Always the girls’ own friend – tender and true.’ He laughed softly; from previous experience he knew that this particular form of baiting invariably infuriated Peterson. ‘Some day, my Carl, you must tell me of your life, and your early struggles, amidst all the bitter temptations of this wicked world.’

  ‘Some day,’ snarled Peterson, ‘I’ll–’

  ‘Stop.’ Drummond held up a protesting hand. ‘Not that, my Carl – anything but that.’

  ‘Anything but what?’ said the other savagely.

  ‘I felt it in my bones,’ answered Drummond, ‘that you were once more on the point of mentioning my decease. I couldn’t bear it, Carl: on this beautiful morning I should burst into tears. It would be the seventeenth time that that sad event has been alluded to either by you or our Henry: and I’m reluctantly beginning to think that you’ll have to hire an assassin, an
d take lessons from him.’ He looked thoughtfully at the other, and an unholy joy began to dawn on his face. ‘I see you have thrown away your cigar, Carl. May I offer you a cigarette? No?… But why so brusque? Can it be – oh no! surely not – can it be that my little pet is feeling icky-boo? Face going green – slight perspiration – collar tight – only the yawning stage between him and his breakfast! Some people have all the fun of the fair. And I thought of asking you to join me below at lunch. There’s some excellent fat pork…’

  A few minutes later, Jerningham and the American found him leaning by himself against the rail, still laughing weakly.

  ‘I ask no more of life,’ he remarked when he could speak. ‘Anything else that may come will be an anti-climax.’

  ‘What’s happened?’ asked Jerningham.

  ‘It’s happening,’ said Drummond joyfully. ‘It couldn’t possibly be over yet. Peterson, our one and only Carl, has been overcome by the waves. And when he’s feeling a little better I’ll take him a bit of crackling…’ Once again he gave way to unrestrained mirth, which finally subsided sufficiently to allow him to stagger below and feed.

  At the top of the stairs leading to the luncheon saloon, he paused, and glanced into the secret place reserved for those who have from early childhood voted for a Channel tunnel.

  ‘There he is,’ he whispered ecstatically, ‘our little Carl, busy recalling his past. It may be vulgar, Ted: doubtless it is. I don’t care. Such trifles matter not in the supreme moments of one’s life; and I can imagine of only one more supreme than this.’

  ‘What’s that?’ asked Ted, firmly piloting him down the stairs.

  ‘The moment when he and Henry sit side by side and recall their pasts together,’ murmured Hugh solemnly. ‘Think of it, man – think of it! Each cursin’ the other between spasms. My hat! What a wonderful, lovely dream to treasure through the weary years!’ He gazed abstractedly at the waiter. ‘Roast beef – underdone,’ he remarked, ‘and take a plate of cold fat up to the silence room above. The third gentleman from the door would like to look at it.’

  But third gentleman from the door, even in the midst of his agony, was consoled by one reflection.

  ‘Should it be necessary, letter awaits him.’ So had run the telegram, which he had scattered to the winds right under Drummond’s nose. And it was necessary. The muttonheaded young sweep had managed to escape once again: though Petro had assured him that the wretched native had never yet failed. And he personally had seen the man clamber on to the top of the cupboard.

  For a moment his furious rage overcame his sufferings… Next time… next time…and then the seventh wave of several seventh waves arrived. He had a fleeting glimpse of the scoundrel Drummond, apparently on the other side of a see-saw, watching him delightedly from outside; then, with a dreadful groan, he snatched his new basin, just supplied by a phlegmatic steward, from the scoundrel next him, who had endeavoured to appropriate it.

  IV

  ‘Walk right in, Mr Green,’ said Hugh, as, three hours later, they got out of a taxi in Half Moon Street. ‘This is my little rabbit hutch.’

  He followed the American up the stairs, and produced his latchkey. But before he could even insert it in the hole the door was flung open, and Peter Darrell stood facing him with evident relief in his face.

  ‘Thank the Lord you’ve come, old son,’ he cried, with a brief look at the detective. ‘There’s something doing down at Godalming I don’t like.’

  He followed Hugh into the sitting-room.

  ‘At twelve o’clock today Toby rang up. He was talking quite ordinarily – you know the sort of rot he usually gets off his chest – when suddenly he stopped quite short and said, ‘My God! What do you want?’ I could tell he’d looked up, because his voice was muffled. Then there was the sound of a scuffle, I heard Toby curse, then nothing more. I rang and rang and rang – no answer.’

  ‘What did you do?’ Drummond, with a letter in his hand which he had taken off the mantelpiece, was listening grimly.

  ‘Algy was here. He motored straight off to see if he could find out what was wrong. I stopped here to tell you.’

  ‘Anything through from him?’

  ‘Not a word. There’s foul play, or I’ll eat my hat.’

  But Hugh did not answer. With a look on his face which even Peter had never seen before, he was reading the letter. It was short and to the point, but he read it three times before he spoke.

  ‘When did this come?’ he asked.

  ‘An hour ago,’ answered the other. ‘I very nearly opened it.’

  ‘Read it,’ said Hugh. He handed it to Peter and went to the door.

  ‘Denny,’ he shouted, ‘I want my car round at once.’ Then he came back into the room. ‘If they’ve hurt one hair of her head,’ he said, his voice full of a smouldering fury, ‘I’ll murder that gang one by one with my bare hands.’

  ‘Say, Captain, may I see this letter?’ said the American; and Hugh nodded.

  ‘ “For pity’s sake, come at once”,’ read the detective aloud. “The bearer of this is trustworthy”.’ He thoughtfully picked his teeth. ‘Girl’s writing. Do you know her?’

  ‘My fiancée,’ said Hugh shortly.

  ‘Certain?’ snapped the American.

  ‘Certain!’ cried Hugh. ‘Of course I am, I know every curl of every letter.’

  ‘There is such a thing as forgery,’ remarked the detective dispassionately.

  ‘Damn it, man!’ exploded Hugh. ‘Do you imagine I don’t know my own girl’s writing?’

  ‘A good many bank cashiers have mistaken their customers’ writing before now,’ said the other, unmoved. ‘I don’t like it, Captain. A girl in real trouble wouldn’t put in that bit about the bearer.’

  ‘You go to hell,’ remarked Hugh briefly. ‘I’m going to Godalming.’

  ‘Well,’ drawled the American, ‘not knowing Godalming, I don’t know who scores. But, if you go there – I come too.’

  ‘And me,’ said Peter, brightening up.

  Hugh grinned.

  ‘Not you, old son. If Mr Green will come, I’ll be delighted; but I want you here at headquarters.’

  He turned round as his servant put his head in at the door.

  ‘Car here, sir. Do you want a bag packed?’

  ‘No – only my revolver. Are you ready, Mr Green?’

  ‘Sure thing,’ said the American. ‘I always am.’

  ‘Then we’ll move.’ And Peter, watching the car resignedly from the window, saw the American grip his seat with both hands, and then raise them suddenly in silent prayer, while an elderly charlady fled with a scream to the safety of the area below.

  They did the trip in well under the hour, and the detective got out of the car with a faint sigh of relief.

  ‘You’ve missed your vocation, Captain,’ he murmured. ‘If you pushed a bathchair it would be safer for all parties. I bolted two bits of gum in that excursion.’

  But Drummond was already out of earshot, dodging rapidly through the bushes on his way to The Larches; and when the American finally overtook him, he was standing by a side door knocking hard on the panels.

  ‘Seems kind of empty,’ said the detective thoughtfully, as the minutes went by and no one came. ‘Why not try the front door?’

  ‘Because it’s in sight of the other house,’ said Hugh briefly. ‘I’m going to break in.’

  He retreated a yard from the door, then, bracing his shoulder, he charged it once. And the door, as a door, was not… Rapidly the two men went from room to room – bedrooms, servants’ quarters, even the bathroom. Everyone was empty: not a sound could be heard in the house. Finally, only the dining-room remained, and as they stood by the door looking round, the American shifted his third piece of gum to a new point of vantage.

  ‘Somebody has been rough-housing by the look of things,’ he remarked judicially. ‘Looks like a boozing den after a thick night.’

  ‘It does,’ remarked Hugh grimly, taking in the disorder of the room.
The tablecloth was pulled off, the telephone lay on the floor. China and glass, smashed to pieces, littered the carpet; but what caught his eye, and caused him suddenly to step forward and pick it up, was a plain circle of glass with a black cord attached to it through a small hole.

  ‘Algy Longworth’s eyeglass,’ he muttered. ‘So he’s been caught too.’

  And it was at that moment that, clear and distinct through the still evening air, they heard a woman’s agonised scream. It came from the house next door, and the American, for a brief space, even forgot to chew his gum.

  The next instant he darted forward.

  ‘Stop, you young fool!’ he shouted, but he was too late.

  He watched Drummond, running like a stag, cross the lawn and disappear in the trees. For a second he hesitated; then, with a shrug of square shoulders, he rapidly left the house by the way they had entered. And a few minutes later, Drummond’s car was skimming back towards London, with a grim-faced man at the wheel, who had apparently felt the seriousness of the occasion so acutely as to deposit his third piece of spearmint on the underneath side of the steering wheel for greater safety.

  But, seeing that the owner of the car was lying in blissful unconsciousness in the hall of The Elms, surrounded by half a dozen men, this hideous vandalism hurt him not.

  CHAPTER 10

  In Which the Hun Nation Decreases by One

  Drummond had yielded to impulse – the blind, all-powerful impulse of any man who is a man to get to the woman he loves if she wants him. As he had dashed across the lawn to The Elms, with the American’s warning cry echoing in his ears, he had been incapable of serious thought. Subconsciously he had known that, from every point of view, it was the act of a madman; that he was deliberately putting his head into what, in all probability, was a carefully prepared noose; that, from every point of view, he could help Phyllis better by remaining a free agent outside. But when a girl shrieks, and the man who loves her hears it, arguments begin to look tired. And what little caution might have remained to Hugh completely vanished as he saw the girl watching him with agonised terror in her face, from an upstair window, as he dashed up to the house. It was only for a brief second that he saw her; then she disappeared suddenly, as if snatched away by some invisible person.

 

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