The poisoned chalice srs-2

by Paul Doherty

  Now in that room at Fontainebleau so many years ago, I studied Francis but my eyes were drawn to that bloody ring which sparkled on the fourth finger of his left hand. I knew it was the one Henry wanted back. The French king, his elbows resting on the arms of the throne, kept playing with the ring, taking it on and off, twirling it around, whilst throwing heavy-lidded glances and the soupcon of a smirk at Benjamin and myself. Beside him Vauban seemed to share the joke; that extraordinary bastard leaned against the arm of the throne as if he was the king's brother, openly stifling a yawn at Dacourt's ponderous phrases.

  The ambassador, however, kept rambling on. Lord, I thought, he'll never shut up. I even considered swooning so as to get out of the room when suddenly a secret door just behind the throne was thrown open and the most incredible sight emerged: a man, black as night, well over two yards high. A crimson turban was wrapped round his head, the upper part of his body was bare except for gold bands round his arms and wrists. He wore white, baggy trousers which billowed like silken sails and red, high-heeled, velvet slippers with ornately curled toes. Dacourt stopped speaking and gaped like a carp. The big, black mameluke was an eye-catching sight but the beasts which went before him on silver chains were really alarming. Two great cats, amber-eyed, with tufted ears and spotted skins of burnished gold, padded as soft as death across the polished floor. The French king suddenly stirred, laughed and clapped his hands. 'Akim, you're late!'

  The mameluke grinned vacuously, his mouth opening like a great, red cavern. I closed my eyes in disgust. Where the tongue should have been was a rag of skin.

  'Monsieur Dacourt,' Francis announced in perfect English, 'I apologise for the tardy arrival and abrupt interruption of your eloquent speech by Akim and his cats. By the way, I call them Gabriel and Raphael. They are a gift from the Pasha of North Africa.' The king waved the mameluke to a small stool next to Queen Claude who continued to sit there as if carved from stone.

  It was then that I noticed something suspicious. Never once had the French king offered a seat to Lady Francesca, who stood gazing at the monarch, an awed, frightened expression on her beautiful face. What really intrigued me was that Francis always honoured women but on this occasion he studiously ignored the Lady Francesca. Indeed, the only persons the French king seemed interested in were Vauban and that stupid, smiling mameluke.

  'Asseyez,' Francis said. 'Sit down! Sit down!'

  The mameluke obeyed, still grinning vacuously, though his eyes were hard as marble and I caught a gleam of the great scimitar which swung from his side. He sat down, those bloody cats on either side of him, stretching and yawning, their lips drawn back revealing sharp, white teeth. Of course, the mameluke had been deliberately late. Francis had planned that either to impress or terrify us, I don't know which. At last Dacourt finished his tedious speech and stopped boring everyone. Vauban tucked his hands in the voluminous sleeves of his gown and stepped forward. He looked like a benevolent father confessor about to impart some doleful news.

  'Monsieur Dacourt,' he began, 'you speak as eloquently as an archangel.' He paused and smiled broadly.

  I heard Clinton hiss with anger at this baiting about a French spy at the English court.

  'A speech even the Archangel Raphael would have envied,' Vauban continued. 'St Paul said he might have the tongue of an angel, Monsieur Dacourt, you certainly have that. Nevertheless,' his smile disappeared, 'we are concerned by the contrast between the words of your royal master in England and his secret preparations for war.'

  'That's a lie!' Clinton interrupted.

  Vauban spread his hands. 'Monsieur, why should I lie? We have information that the English king intends to erect a huge mirror on the south coast so that he can see which ships sail from French ports.'

  'Nonsense!' Benjamin muttered.

  'No, Monsieur, not nonsense. Your uncle, His Eminence the Cardinal, is ordering large quantities of wheat, malt and hops, organising cohorts of bakers, brewers and under-brewers to work on them; vast amounts of fodder for horses and dried meat for soldiers; whilst iron, lead, copper and saltpetre, not to mention six thousand horseshoes, three hundred thousand horse-shoe nails, six thousand pounds of rope and twenty thousand suits of armour, are all pouring into Calais.' Vauban stood, one leg slightly forward, ticking the points off on his fingers like some housewife checking the stores.

  I glanced sideways at Dacourt. His face had gone deathly pale and was covered in a fine sheen of sweat.

  'But,' Vauban clapped his hands, 'perhaps Henry of England intends to help us against our enemies? However, to assure us of his good intentions,' he sighed deeply, 'it would take an archangel to come from Heaven.' He glanced sideways at his royal master, who allowed a flicker of a smile across his face. 'Monsieur Dacourt, Monsieur Clinton,' Vauban continued, 'this meeting is over but His Most Christian Majesty requires your attendance at the banquet tonight as well as the festivities tomorrow.'

  Well, Dacourt literally swept from the room. Even his ears seemed to bristle in anger. Clinton seemed subdued whilst the rest of the entourage, with the exception of Benjamin, looked positively frightened. Once we were all away from the audience chamber, Clinton summarily dismissed the Lady Francesca who swept off in a flurry of flowing, perfumed lace.

  'Let us go into the garden,' he murmured. 'It is the only damned place no spies can lurk!'

  It was late in the day and we all sat near one of the small fountains, taking advantage of the shade against the hot afternoon sun. A servant brought us glasses of cool, white wine and we sipped them, taking stock of our recent interview with the king.

  'That bastard was baiting us!' Dacourt blurted out. 'The references to angels, archangels and Raphael! Vauban was reminding us that he has someone close to the heart of the English council.'

  'Yes, and they proved that,' Millet piped up.

  'What do you mean?' Benjamin asked carefully.

  'For goodness' sake, Daunbey!' Throgmorton sourly replied. 'Didn't you notice those two bloody cats, the jewelled collars round their necks? They were part of Henry's gift to the same Pasha of North Africa. Only the French heard about the ship. Galleys from Marseilles captured it as soon as it was through the Straits of Gibraltar.'

  'There's more than that,' Peckle intervened. 'He knew about our king's war preparations, even to the detail of how many horse-shoe nails.'

  'Who would have known that?' Benjamin interrupted.

  'The king, his council in London, and we at the embassy.'

  'And the business of the mirror?' I asked.

  'Oh, that's correct,' Dacourt snorted. 'But the fellow who proposed it took the money and fled.'

  'One thing is very clear,' Benjamin persisted. 'The French, because of Raphael, control this game and are openly baiting us. I suggest, gentlemen, we keep our mouths closed and our eyes and ears open.' He rose. 'Sir John, Sir Robert, we must change for the banquet.' He indicated with his head that I should follow.

  Once we were out of earshot, he pulled me into the shadow of a wall. 'And what did you learn, Roger?' 'The French king is laughing at us.' 'And apart from that?'

  'Raphael was involved in the deaths of Falconer and Abbe Gerard.'

  Benjamin pursed his lips. 'I agree. And what else?'

  'The French king does not like the Lady Francesca. There seems to be some tension there.'

  Benjamin scratched the back of his head. 'Yes, yes, I noticed that too. I wonder about that lady. Sometimes she does not seem at all well. She's secretive, flirts openly, but actually says nothing.'

  'When I surprised her at the chateau, she had a phial, or something similar in her hand.'

  'What do you mean?'

  'Some kind of medicine. I saw the letters sul. Then there's the business of the ring.'

  Benjamin grinned at me.

  'It's your problem as well!' I added.

  'I wonder about that ring.' Benjamin stared across to where a group of courtiers had stopped by a fountain, talking to each other in high-pitched voices which even dr
owned the strident screams of the peacocks.

  'Master, you were going to say?'

  'Well, there's a story that Agrippa raised a demon who worked for Wolsey and this demon is controlled by a magical ring.' He laughed. 'I just wondered if the ring Francis has is the one of popular legend? Or it could be a present from our Henry's dead brother and, though I speak in riddles, the king's brother is the cause of our present problems…'

  (I see my chaplain snorting with laughter about the magic ring. He doesn't know what he's talking about. We may live in more enlightened days but one of Wolsey's enemies, the Duke of Norfolk, actually hired a conjuror to make him a cloak of invisibility from linen and buckram cloth, treated with horse bones, chalk and powdered glass. Oh, I don't know whether it worked. If I thought it did I would get one myself and go up to the hay loft and see why my chaplain takes the apple-cheeked, full-bosomed Mabel there to instruct her.)

  Ah, well, at Fontainebleau I was more concerned with practical realities. Benjamin and I returned to our chamber to prepare for the great feast. My master instructed me to keep careful note of the rest of our companions and watch if any tried to slip away.

  That evening banquet was memorable! The banqueting hall was a sea of light and silk; thousands of torches, ten times that number of beeswax candles, silver plate, Venetian glass, and every type of food: sea hogs, beef and garlic, fawn in a ginger salt, and subtle confectionery in the shapes of figures and birds. Naturally, we got the Archangel Raphael sculptured in sugar and wax! Dacourt, Millet and the Clintons were invited to the great table on the dais. We were shoved far down the hall near the door just under the gallery where hordes of musicians played viol, sackbuts and tambours, whilst young boys from the Abbey of St Denis sang sweet carols until some of the guests began to pelt them with sugared almonds and sponge cakes. There were the usual masques and drinking contests but, for once, I kept sober, carefully watching my companions.

  Towards the end of the evening the king and his council moved amongst us. I saw Lady Clinton deep in conversation with Vauban, whilst Sir Robert was involved in a fierce dispute with a physician over the elements of certain chemicals. Benjamin remained sombre, watching everything around him. Suddenly, Vauban was between us, placing his hands on our shoulders. My master flinched but Vauban was amity personified.

  'You like Paris, Master Daunbey?'

  'No,' Benjamin lied, pressing his leg against mine.

  I followed his glance: Millet had disappeared. Vauban, however, seemed intent on distracting us.

  'Oh, surely you like Paris? You must come to my home near the Rue des Moines behind the cathedral of Notre Dame. It stands in its own grounds. I call it La Pleasaunce.'

  'You live there alone?' my master asked.

  'Oh, no, Monsieur. I have a family.'

  I caught the note of pride in Vauban's voice.

  'Little angels,' he murmured.

  Now, I had had enough of this baiting so I threw him an angry glance.

  'Monsieur Shallot, you are surprised I have a family?'

  'No, Vauban, I am not. Even Nero had one. What would surprise me is that you had parents!' His smile dropped, as did his hand to his dagger hilt. 'One day, Monsieur, you will pay for that remark.' 'As you will,' I snarled back.

  I watched him walk away whilst Benjamin calmed me by refilling my wine goblet. 'Master, I hate that man!'

  'So do I, Roger, and for the same reason.' Benjamin's eyes softened. 'I know about Agnes,' he said gently. 'Vauban was behind her death. But he's a dangerous man, Roger. You have insulted him and he will exact a price.'

  'I don't give a damn!' I replied. 'I only wish I could place him. I have seen his face before.' 'Well, naturally, in London.'

  'No, no, all I saw were his paid thugs. I may have heard his voice but I never clapped eyes on him that I can remember until that day outside Abbe Gerard's church. What is more immediately interesting,' I continued, 'is Master Millet's disappearance. I wonder where, and I wonder why?'

  We sat and waited. It must have been over an hour before Millet returned. He was followed by a young, French courtier who immediately went up to Vauban, now beside the king, and whispered heatedly into his ear. Vauban grinned, and not for the first time I began to wonder if our Master Millet was Raphael.

  8

  The feasting and masquerades must have lasted for many hours but we retired early to our beds and in the morning joined our companions in the gardens for a light collation of watered wine and freshly baked bread. Most of our conversation was about the feast the night before. Throgmorton and Peckle had drunk too much, Clinton was describing his dispute with the French physician to a bored Dacourt, Master Millet looked worried, white-faced and red-eyed. Lady Francesca joined us, looking as cold and beautiful as a spring morning. Benjamin complimented her on the perfume she was wearing which drew a snort of laughter from Throgmorton.

  'All perfumes smell the same,' he jibed. 'They could be sulphur and mercury for all I care.'

  Lady Francesca threw him a dagger-glance and was on the point of replying when a royal herald entered the gardens to summon us to the great courtyard to see the king's justice being done. Sir Robert turned to his wife.

  'You, my dear, are excused.' His face became severe. 'I insist. It's best if you return to your chamber and see that all is well.'

  I was surprised. I had never seen Sir Robert look so angry or, indeed, Lady Francesca so submissive as she trotted off. Sir Robert whispered something to Venner then stared round at us all.

  'What we are going to see,' he announced, 'is not a pleasant sight, but we are in France.' He made a face. 'Convention must be followed. If royal justice is to be done, then all males above the age of eighteen who are attendant upon the king must be present.'

  I hadn't any idea what he was talking about, more bemused by Lady Francesca's sudden departure; the others, however, looked strained and nervous and I caught Master Benjamin gulping anxiously. We re-entered the palace, passed down sun-dappled corridors and came out above a great courtyard. We found ourselves on a balcony which stood over a porticoed colonnade, beneath us a great black-and-white stone courtyard. The king, flanked by leading notables, was seated on a throne like a Roman Emperor about to watch some gladiatorial display. The rest of the court whispered nervously, with catches of high laughter and forced bonhomie, clearly apprehensive of what was to happen.

  I'll tell you this, it was a nightmare. A herald blew a sharp, shrill blast on his trumpet, a door in the courtyard opened and a small procession filed out, led by the master executioner dressed in black from head to toe. Behind him walked a royal serjeant-at-arms and other assistants. Again a short, sharp burst of the trumpet and a line of chained, condemned men were led out. They looked like prisoners the world over; dirty, dishevelled, haggard, bare-foot, and heavily manacled both at wrist and ankle.

  The serjeant-at-arms read out a list of crimes.

  I couldn't understand everything he said but the word ‘trahaison’ treason, was repeated. Justice was then dispensed. Now, our Great Killer in England was fond of sending wives and friends to the block – poor John Fisher, Bishop of Rochester, had to watch his own scaffold being built -but Henry always kept well away from the killing ground. He was dancing when Boleyn died and hunting when poor Catherine Howard was hustled off to her death on Tower Green. But Francis wanted to see justice done. His court was like that, moving from brilliant scholarship to the stark, bleak horrors of the Dark Ages. (Oh, by the way, he got worse. Men tied in bull-skins were baited to death by dogs. The French palaces became Murder's own playground. One of Francis's sons was killed by a strange poison fused in water. The assassin was torn apart by horses. Another was murdered whilst playing snowballs when someone threw a linen cupboard out of a window above him and crushed his skull. Catherine de Medici, Francis's daughter-in-law, liked to have the bodies of her opponents brought fresh from the scaffold so she could inspect them, and specialised in putting her prisoners in wooden cages suspended from beams. I k
now, I spent a bloody week in one of them, but that's another story.)

  On that sunny morning in Fontainebleau I certainly saw the dark side of Francis's court. Two men were quickly garrotted, their last gasps sounding like a thunder clap in that silent courtyard. Two more had their noses slit and ears cropped whilst the fifth, poor wretch, had his lips and eyes sewn together. He would then be put in a huge sack with two starving mongrels and thrown into the nearest river. Sentence was carried out in a deathly silence broken only by the shrieks and groans of the prisoners, the grunting of the executioner, and the stifled sobs of some of the courtiers. Benjamin turned his back but I stood as if rooted to the spot, fascinated by the horrors being perpetrated.

  I could see why Sir Robert Clinton had told Lady Francesca to withdraw, or at least I thought I did. Eventually the macabre show was over: the trumpet shrilled, the executioner's assistant cleared the courtyard, whilst others began to wash the blood and gore away until it seemed as if the strangulations and mutilations were all part of a bad dream. A herald shouted we were to return to the square to see a show of a different kind. The French king rose, clapped his hands. The courtiers, most of them like me pallid and a little green about the gills, went back to their different pursuits. Very few expressed a desire for anything to eat or drink. Benjamin tugged me by the sleeve and we left Dacourt and the rest murmuring about French severity compared to the clemency of the English king. I found that really amusing!

  Benjamin led me back to the gardens. 'What do you think, Roger?' he asked.

  'Barbaric,' I replied.

  Benjamin stared up at the blue sky. 'No man should be dealt with like those poor captives.' He narrowed his eyes. 'Our French king must have read Machiavelli. Those executions were meant as a warning: no matter how beautiful the palace is, how generous the prince, how gorgeous the garden, the king will not be brooked.'