The Philo Vance Megapack

by S. S. Van Dine

  “I don’t see anything in that,” he said. “It looks to me like a private deal between Benson and this fellow Pfyfe. Leacock’s our man; and the sooner I get him locked up, the better I’ll feel.”

  “That may be tomorrow,” Markham encouraged him. “So don’t feel downcast over this little delay.… You’re keeping the captain under surveillance, aren’t you?”

  “I’ll say so,” grinned Heath.

  Vance turned to Markham. “What about that list of names you made out for the sergeant?” he asked ingenuously. “I understood you to say something about alibis.”

  Markham hesitated, frowning. Then he handed Heath the paper containing the names Vance had called off to him. “As a matter of caution, Sergeant,” he said morosely, “I wish you’d get me the alibis of all these people on the night of the murder. It may bring something contributory to light. Verify those you already know, such as Pfyfe’s; and let me have the reports as soon as you can.”

  When Heath had gone, Markham turned a look of angry exasperation upon Vance.

  “Of all the confounded troublemakers—” he began.

  But Vance interrupted him blandly.

  “Such ingratitude! If only you knew it, Markham, I’m your tutelary genius, your deus ex machina, your fairy godmother.”

  CHAPTER 16

  ADMISSIONS AND SUPPRESSIONS

  (Tuesday, June 18; afternoon.)

  An hour later Phelps, the operative Markham had sent to 94 Riverside Drive, came in radiating satisfaction.

  “I think I’ve got what you want, Chief.” His raucous voice was covertly triumphant. “I went up to the St. Clair woman’s apartment and rang the bell. She came to the door herself, and I stepped into the hall and put my questions to her. She sure refused to answer. When I let on I knew the package contained the gun Benson was shot with, she just laughed and jerked the door open. ‘Leave this apartment, you vile creature,’ she says to me.”

  He grinned.

  “I hurried downstairs, and I hadn’t any more than got to the switchboard when her signal flashed. I let the boy get the number and then I stood him to one side and listened in.… She was talking to Leacock, and her first words were: ‘They know you took the pistol from here yesterday and threw it in the river.’ That must’ve knocked him out, for he didn’t say anything for a long time. Then he answered, perfectly calm and kinda sweet: ‘Don’t worry, Muriel; and don’t say a word to anybody for the rest of the day. I’ll fix everything in the morning.’ He made her promise to keep quiet until tomorrow, and then he said good-bye.”

  Markham sat awhile digesting the story.

  “What impression did you get from the conversation?”

  “If you ask me, Chief,” said the detective, “I’d lay ten to one that Leacock’s guilty and the girl knows it.”

  Markham thanked him and let him go.

  “This sub-Potomac chivalry,” commented Vance, “is a frightful nuisance.… But aren’t we about due to hold polite converse with the genteel Leander?”

  Almost as he spoke the man was announced. He entered the room with his habitual urbanity of manner, but for all his suavity, he could not wholly disguise his uneasiness of mind.

  “Sit down, Mr. Pfyfe,” directed Markham brusquely. “It seems you have a little more explaining to do.”

  Taking out the manilla envelope, he laid its contents on the desk where the other could see them.

  “Will you be so good as to tell me about these?”

  “With the greatest pleasure,” said Pfyfe; but his voice had lost its assurance. Some of his poise, too, had deserted him, and as he paused to light a cigarette I detected a slight nervousness in the way he manipulated his gold match safe.

  “I really should have mentioned these before,” he confessed, indicating the papers with a delicately inconsequential wave of the hand.

  He leaned forward on one elbow, taking a confidential attitude, and as he talked, the cigarette bobbed up and down between his lips.

  “It pains me deeply to go into this matter,” he began; “but since it is in the interests of truth, I shall not complain.… My—ah—domestic arrangements are not all that one could desire. My wife’s father has, curiously enough, taken a most unreasonable dislike to me; and it pleases him to deprive me of all but the meagerest financial assistance, although it is really my wife’s money that he refuses to give me. A few months ago I made use of certain funds—ten thousand dollars, to be exact—which, I learned later, had not been intended for me. When my father-in-law discovered my error, it was necessary for me to return the full amount to avoid a misunderstanding between Mrs. Pfyfe and myself—a misunderstanding which might have caused my wife great unhappiness. I regret to say, I used Alvin’s name on a check. But I explained it to him at once, you understand, offering him the note and this little confession as evidence of my good faith.… And that is all, Mr. Markham.”

  “Was that what your quarrel with him last week was about?”

  Pfyfe gave him a look of querulous surprise. “Ah, you heard of our little contretemps?… Yes—we had a slight disagreement as to the—shall I say terms of the transaction?”

  “Did Benson insist that the note be paid when due?”

  “No—not exactly.” Pfyfe’s manner became unctuous. “I beg of you, sir, not to press me as to my little chat with Alvin. It was, I assure you, quite irrelevant to the present situation. Indeed, it was of a most personal and private nature.” He smiled confidingly. “I will admit, however, that I went to Alvin’s house the night he was shot, intending to speak to him about the check; but, as you already know, I found the house dark and spent the night in a Turkish bath.”

  “Parden me, Mr. Pfyfe”—it was Vance who spoke—“but did Mr. Benson take your note without security?”

  “Of course!” Pfyfe’s tone was a rebuke. “Alvin and I, as I have explained, were the closest friends.”

  “But even a friend, don’t y’ know,” Vance submitted, “might ask for security on such a large amount. How did Benson know that you’d be able to repay him?”

  “I can only say that he did know,” the other answered, with an air of patient deliberation.

  Vance continued to be doubtful. “Perhaps it was because of the confession you had given him.”

  Pfyfe rewarded him with a look of beaming approval. “You grasp the situation perfectly,” he said.

  Vance withdrew from the conversation, and though Markham questioned Pfyfe for nearly half an hour, nothing further transpired. Pfyfe clung to his story in every detail and politely refused to go deeper into his quarrel with Benson, insisting that it had no bearing on the case. At last he was permitted to go.

  “Not very helpful,” Markham observed. “I’m beginning to agree with Heath that we’ve turned up a mare’s nest in Pfyfe’s frenzied financial deal.”

  “You’ll never be anything but your own sweet trusting self, will you?” lamented Vance sadly. “Pfyfe has just given you your first intelligent line of investigation, and you say he’s not helpful!… Listen to me and nota bene. Pfyfe’s story about the ten thousand dollars is undoubtedly true; he appropriated the money and forged Benson’s name to a check with which to replace it. But I don’t for a second believe there was no security in addition to the confession. Benson wasn’t the type of man—friend or no friend—who’d hand over that amount without security. He wanted his money back, not somebody in jail. That’s why I put my oar in and asked about the security. Pfyfe, of course, denied it; but when pressed as to how Benson knew he’d pay the note, he retired into a cloud. I had to suggest the confession as the possible explanation; which showed that something else was in his mind—something he didn’t care to mention. And the way he jumped at my suggestion bears out my theory.”

  “Well, what of it?” Markham asked impatiently.

  “Oh, for the gift of tears!” moaned Vance. “Don’t you see that there’s someone in the background—someone connected with the security? It must be so, y’ know; otherwise Pfyfe woul
d have told you the entire tale of the quarrel, if only to clear himself from suspicion. Yet, knowing that his position is an awkward one, he refused to divulge what passed between him and Benson in the office that day.… Pfyfe is shielding someone—and he is not the soul of chivalry, y’ know. Therefore, I ask: Why?”

  He leaned back and gazed at the ceiling.

  “I have an idea, amounting to a cerebral cyclone,” he added, “that when we put our hands on that security, we’ll also put our hands on the murderer.”

  At this moment the telephone rang, and when Markham answered it, a look of startled amusement came into his eyes. He made an appointment with the speaker for half past five that afternoon. Then, hanging up the receiver, he laughed outright at Vance.

  “Your auricular researches have been confirmed,” he said. “Miss Hoffman just called me confidentially on an outside phone to say she has something to add to her story. She’s coming here at five thirty.”

  Vance was unimpressed by the announcement. “I rather imagined she’d telephone during her lunch hour.”

  Again Markham gave him one of his searching scrutinies. “There’s something damned queer going on around here,” he observed.

  “Oh, quite,” returned Vance carelessly. “Queerer than you could possibly imagine.”

  For fifteen or twenty minutes Markham endeavored to draw him out; but Vance seemed suddenly possessed of an ability to say nothing with the blandest fluency. Markham finally became exasperated.

  “I’m rapidly coming to the conclusion,” he said, “that either you had a hand in Benson’s murder or you’re a phenomenally good guesser.”

  “There is, y’ know, an alternative,” rejoined Vance. “It might be that my aesthetic hypotheses and metaphysical deductions, as you call ’em, are working out—eh, what?”

  A few minutes before we went to lunch, Swacker announced that Tracy had just returned from Long Island with his report.

  “Is he the lad you sent to look into Pfyfe’s affaires du cover?” Vance asked Markham. “For, if he is, I am all a-flutter.”

  “He’s the man.… Send him in, Swacker.”

  Tracy entered smiling silkily, his black notebook in one hand, his pince nez in the other.

  “I had no trouble learning about Pfyfe,” he said. “He’s well known in Port Washington—quite a character, in fact—and it was easy to pick up gossip about him.”

  He adjusted his glasses carefully and referred to his notebook. “He married a Miss Hawthorn in nineteen ten. She’s wealthy, but Pfyfe doesn’t benefit much by it, because her father sits on the moneybags—”

  “Mr. Tracy, I say,” interrupted Vance; “never mind the née-Hawthorn and her doting papa—Mr. Pfyfe himself has confided in us about his sad marriage. Tell us, if you can, about Mr. Pfyfe’s extranuptial affairs. Are there any other ladies?”

  Tracy looked inquiringly at the district attorney; he was uncertain as to Vance’s locus standi. Receiving a nod from Markham, he turned a page in his notebook and proceeded.

  “I found one other woman in the case. She lives in New York and often telephones to a drugstore near Pfyfe’s house and leaves messages for him. He uses the same phone to call her by. He had made some deal with the proprietor, of course; but I was able to obtain her phone number. As soon as I came back to the city, I got her name and address from Information and made a few inquiries.… She’s a Mrs. Paula Banning, a widow, and a little fast, I should say; and she lives in an apartment at 268 West Seventy-fifth Street.”

  This exhausted Tracy’s information; and when he went out, Markham smiled broadly at Vance.

  “He didn’t supply you with very much fuel.”

  “My word! I think he did unbelievably well,” said Vance. “He unearthed the very information we wanted.”

  “We wanted?” echoed Markham. “I have more important things to think about than Pfyfe’s amours.”

  “And yet, y’ know, this particular amour of Pfyfe’s is going to solve the problem of Benson’s murder,” replied Vance; and would say no more.

  Markham, who had an accumulation of other work awaiting him and numerous appointments for the afternoon, decided to have his lunch served in the office; so Vance and I took leave of him.

  We lunched at the Élysée, dropped in at Knoedler’s to see an exhibition of French Pointillism, and then went to Aeolian Hall, where a string quartet from San Francisco was giving a program of Mozart. A little before half past five we were again at the district attorney’s office, which at that hour was deserted except for Markham.

  Shortly after our arrival Miss Hoffman came in and told the rest of her story in direct, businesslike fashion.

  “I didn’t give you all the particulars this morning,” she said; “and I wouldn’t care to do so now unless you are willing to regard them as confidential, for my telling you might cost me my position.”

  “I promise you,” Markham assured her, “that I will entirely respect your confidence.”

  She hesitated a moment and then continued. “When I told Major Benson this morning about Mr. Pfyfe and his brother, he said at once that I should come with him to your office and tell you also. But on the way over, he suggested that I might omit a part of the story. He didn’t exactly tell me not to mention it; but he explained that it had nothing to do with the case and might only confuse you. I followed his suggestion; but after I got back to the office, I began thinking it over, and knowing how serious a matter Mr. Benson’s death was, I decided to tell you anyway. In case it did have some bearing on the situation, I didn’t want to be in the position of having withheld anything from you.”

  She seemed a little uncertain as to the wisdom of her decision.

  “I do hope I haven’t been foolish. But the truth is, there was something else besides that envelope which Mr. Benson asked me to bring him from the safe the day he and Mr. Pfyfe had their quarrel. It was a square, heavy package, and, like the envelope, was marked ‘Pfyfe-Personal.’ And it was over this package that Mr. Benson and Mr. Pfyfe seemed to be quarreling.”

  “Was it in the safe this morning when you went to get the envelope for the major?” asked Vance.

  “Oh, no. After Mr. Pfyfe left last week, I put the package back in the safe along with the envelope. But Mr. Benson took it home with him last Thursday—the day he was killed.”

  Markham was but mildly interested in the recital and was about to bring the Interview to a close when Vance spoke up.

  “It was very good of you, Miss Hoffman, to take this trouble to tell us about the package; and now that you are here, there are one or two questions I’d like to ask.… How did Mr. Alvin Benson and the major get along together?”

  She looked at Vance with a curious little smile.

  “They didn’t get along very well,” she said. “They were so different. Mr. Alvin Benson was not a very pleasant person, and not very honorable, I’m afraid. You’d never have thought they were brothers. They were constantly disputing about the business; and they were terribly suspicious of each other.”

  “That’s not unnatural,” commented Vance, “seeing how incompatible their temp’raments were.… By the bye, how did this suspicion show itself?”

  “Well, for one thing, they sometimes spied on each other. You see, their offices were adjoining, and they would listen to each other through the door. I did the secretarial work for both of them, and I often saw them listening. Several times they tried to find out things from me about each other.”

  Vance smiled at her appreciatively.

  “Not a pleasant position for you.”

  “Oh, I didn’t mind it.” She smiled back. “It amused me.”

  “When was the last time you caught either one of them listening?” he asked.

  The girl quickly became serious. “The very last day Mr. Alvin Benson was alive, I saw the major standing by the door. Mr. Benson had a caller—a lady—and the major seemed very much interested. It was in the afternoon. Mr. Benson went home early that day—only about half an
hour after the lady had gone. She called at the office again later, but he wasn’t there, of course, and I told her he had already gone home.”

  “Do you know who the lady was?” Vance asked her.

  “No, I don’t,” she said. “She didn’t give her name.”

  Vance asked a few other questions, after which we rode uptown in the subway with Miss Hoffman, taking leave of her at Twenty-third Street.

  Markham was silent and preoccupied during the trip. Nor did Vance make any comment until we were comfortably relaxed in the easy chairs of the Stuyvesant Club’s lounge room. Then, lighting a cigarette lazily, he said, “You grasp the subtle mental processes leading up to my prophecy about Miss Hoffman’s second coming—eh, what, Markham? Y’see, I knew friend Alvin had not paid that forged check without security, and I also knew that the tiff must have been about the security, for Pfyfe was not really worrying about being jailed by his alter ego. I rather suspect Pfyfe was trying to get the security back before paying off the note and was told there was ‘nothing doing.’… Moreover, Little Goldilocks may be a nice girl and all that; but it isn’t in the feminine temp’rament to sit next door to an altercation between two such rakes and not listen attentively. I shouldn’t care, y’ know, to have to decipher the typing she said she did during the episode. I was quite sure she heard more than she told; and I asked myself: Why this curtailment? The only logical answer was: Because the major had suggested it. And since the gnädiges Fräulein was a forthright Germanic soul, with an inbred streak of selfish and cautious honesty, I ventured the prognostication that as soon as she was out from under the benev’lent jurisdiction of her tutor, she would tell us the rest in order to save her own skin if the matter should come up later.… Not so cryptic when explained, what?”

  “That’s all very well,” conceded Markham petulantly. “But where does it get us?”

  “I shouldn’t say that the forward movement was entirely imperceptible.”

  Vance smoked awhile impassively. “You realize, I trust,” he said, “that the mysterious package contained the security.”