The Identity Thief

by C. Forsyth

  THE IDENTITY THIEF

  By C. Michael Forsyth

  Smashwords Edition

  Copyright 2013 C. Michael Forsyth

  All rights reserved.

  No part of this book may be reproduced in any form without permission in writing from the publisher except by a reviewer who may quote brief passages in a review.

  The characters and events in this book are fictitious.

  Any similarity to persons living or dead is coincidental.

  Published by Freedom's Hammer

  Greenville, S.C.

  ISBN 978-0-9884780-2-2

  Library of Congress Control Number:

  2013950598

  Cover art by Mshindo I.

  Proofread by Martha Moffett.

  Book design and layout by URAEUS.

  Ebook formatting by www.ebooklaunch.com

  TABLE OF CONTENTS

  DEDICATION

  ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

  Chapter 1 - ON THE JOB

  Chapter 2 - THE MARK

  Chapter 3 - THE SETUP

  Chapter 4 - THE PLAYBOY

  Chapter 5 - THE GAME

  Chapter 6 - NO HAPPY ENDING?

  Chapter 7 - ON THE LAM

  Chapter 8 - THE DEN OF INIQUITY

  Chapter 9 - NOTES FROM UNDERGROUND

  Chapter 10 - WHEELS WITHIN WHEELS

  Chapter 11 - RENDITION

  Chapter 12 - I AM ALI NAZEER!

  Chapter 13 - THE SECRET COMMITTEE

  Chapter 14 - WELCOME TO THE TEAM

  Chapter 15 - THE GREAT ESCAPE

  Chapter 16 - ON THE ROAD AGAIN

  Chapter 17 - THE FORGOTTEN WAY

  Chapter 18 - PARANOIA

  Chapter 19 - DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE

  Chapter 20 - IN-LAW TROUBLES

  Chapter 21 - BETRAYAL

  Chapter 22 - THE STING

  Chapter 23 - CASABLANCA

  Chapter 24 - REQUIUM FOR A BELOVED ROGUE

  ABOUT THE AUTHOR

  DEDICATION

  This book is dedicated to my father,

  Chiron William Forsyth,

  who taught me right from wrong.

  ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

  I thank my wife Kaye for her unwavering support and my partners in crime Jordan Auslander, Jennie Franklin and John Stevens for their invaluable input. A story in the Las Vegas Sun News about the homeless denizens of the sewers beneath Sin City spared me from having to make a trip down there, and descriptions of the Khyber Pass in Steven E. Wilson's wonderful book Winter in Kandahar were equally helpful. Interviews with security experts from LifeLock provided cutting-edge information on the ploys of identity thieves - some of which will doubtless be old hat by the time you read these words!

  Chapter 1

  ON THE JOB

  Looking at X, one would be hard-pressed to pinpoint his ethnicity. Olive-skinned with prominent cheekbones and thick, close-cropped hair the hue of a raven's feathers, he could be, one might argue with equal conviction, Greek, Italian, Turkish, Arabic, Hispanic or Indian (either "the dot or feather kind," as a former associate once jocularly put it).

  The fact that he was fluent in six languages and could convincingly fake accents of a dozen others - not to mention his mastery of a slew of regional American dialects - served him well in his vocation. Which was, of course, identity theft.

  Today, X happened to be Jewish and today his name happened to be Arnold Feinberg of Great Neck, Long Island.

  Dressed in a crisply pressed gray business suit, he sat in the local branch of the First Federated Bank across from an assistant manager, a lean brunette with the even features and wrinkled visage of an over-the-hill beauty queen.

  "Your electronic transfer cleared last night, Mr. Feinberg," she told him and gestured toward a desk where a bald co-worker was busily stamping documents. "The check is printing out over there."

  X never liked this part. The process by which information was beamed to a printer and churned out seemed interminable. Although logic dictated that it must travel at close to the speed of light, the data seemed to hover in limbo for an unnervingly long time.

  Quite unwillingly, he would find himself vividly imagining FBI agents bursting through skylights, rappelling down walls from all directions and piling on him like linebackers. But he feigned nonchalance and smiled patiently.

  "I'm in no hurry," he assured her in a cultured New York accent with just a hint of a Brooklyn pedigree. It was a dialect X had mastered - exquisitely, he thought with considerable pride. "The next item on the agenda is shoe-shopping with the little woman, so time is not of the essence."

  At last the check printed out - the figure $168,017.03 standing out in a crisp, elegant font. No G-men came crashing through the skylight. He was not tackled, handcuffed or ordered to "spread 'em."

  "We'll certainly miss having you as a customer, Mr. Feinberg," the assistant manager said as she slid a document across the desk toward him. She sounded oddly sincere, although they'd met for the first time today. "Just sign here and here and we'll close the account, as you requested."

  "Thank you," he replied. After he signed Feinberg's name, he stood and turned to go.

  "Just a minute," the assistant manager said.

  X turned slowly.

  The woman looked about furtively. X could not be sure exactly at whom; it was someone behind him. He was, however, quite sure that out of the corner of his eye, he could see a younger woman at a nearby desk meet her eyes and give a knowing nod.

  "I need you to accompany me to my office for a moment," she said, now wearing a blank, unreadable expression.

  X looked at his Cartier watch, as if time suddenly were of the essence.

  "As a matter of fact, I really do have to go ... " he began lamely.

  "This will only take a minute," she said, pleasantly but authoritatively, still wearing the poker face. "I promise."

  X glanced longingly at the large glass doors, gauging how quickly he could sprint to them. A burly security guard with biceps like The Rock's stood at the exit and now turned to face him.

  "Fine, then," he said, turning a shade pale. She stood, and led him through a maze of desks. One co-worker looked up at X and seemed to scrutinize him; two others he caught hastily looking away.

  As they approached the back office, X could feel his heart beginning to pound so hard he thought that it surely must be audible. The walls weren't glass; the door was good, old-fashioned oak. You couldn't see who or what was behind it.

  Was this woman even a real bank employee? Her frozen helmet-hair suddenly reminded him of an undercover officer who once nearly snared him.

  "I really, I really ..." he muttered as they reached the door, and tried to turn back. Her hand gripped his forearm and stopped him in his tracks. Wearing what was now plainly an artificial smile, she opened the door and more or less pushed him through.

  The room was empty, save for a shelf full of assorted giraffe-themed knickknacks and a photo of the bank employee at the Grand Canyon with two teenage boys and an older man sporting a receding hairline. The assistant manager went to her desk, reached into a tray and plucked out a business card.

  She took a pen and began to scribble on the back.

  "I just wanted to be sure that you have this," she said, handing him the card.

  He glanced at the front. Leslie Middleton, Assistant Manager, First Federated Bank. She'd given her name before and he'd promptly forgotten it. He flipped the card over and saw a cell phone number accompanied by the words "Call me!" And a smiley face.

  When he looked up she was blushing profusely.

  "If you need anything, be sure to contact me," she said with a coy smile.

  "I'll definitely do that if something ... comes up," he replied warmly.

 
; As he turned to go, his heart rate returning to normal, he noticed the jar of lollipops on her desk.

  "May I?"

  "Help yourself."

  He dipped his hand into the jar and plucked out a lemon-flavored lollipop. Lemon had always been his favorite.

  Chapter 2

  THE MARK

  Swiping Feinberg's identity had been monumentally easy. The real Feinberg, a rising exec at an advertising firm, had applied for a mortgage online and was blitzed by offers from numerous banks and brokers. What he had no way of knowing was that one company, Worldwide Bank, was bogus and its Web site existed solely as a device for collecting personal data from unsuspecting customers.

  Feinberg had to provide his mother's maiden name, his date and place of birth, and his Social Security number. He also set up a password, which was Amber. (This, incidentally, was not his wife's name, nor his daughter's. Perhaps it was a former paramour for whom he still carried a flame.) In any event, Feinberg made the lazy, all-too-common error of choosing the same password he'd used for all his personal accounts. Plus he provided the numbers of all his savings, checking, money market and brokerage accounts.

  Feinberg had received an apologetic email stating that he'd been turned down for the loan, a minor blow to his ego, but no real inconvenience since he had plenty of other banks to choose from. Within a couple of days, he'd forgotten he ever heard of Worldwide Bank. But by then, of course, all the raw material needed to fabricate Feinberg's doppelganger had been obtained.

  Taking the Long Island Railroad back to Manhattan that afternoon, X congratulated himself on a job well done and phoned ahead to Samantha, his partner in crime and erstwhile girlfriend.

  "Any hitches?" she asked.

  "Smooth as a baby's bottom," he assured her, while perusing Bloomberg on his iPad to see how their stateside investments were performing.

  "Hurry back. I've got a surprise for you."

  X frowned. He did not like surprises. Indeed, he preferred events to unfold like clockwork according to a meticulously conceived plan of his own design.

  Knowing this preference all too well, Samantha hurriedly added, "It's good news. You won't believe what our Homeland Security - "

  "Sounds like pillow talk, Sam," he broke in.

  "Pillow talk" was their codeword for a topic that should not be discussed over the phone and almost exclusively referred to a criminal enterprise.

  "Okay, okay. Get your ass home quick. I'm getting wet just thinking about this thing."

  X grinned, pleased by the dueling promises of a major score and afternoon delight. Returning to his iPad, he thought Life is good.

  Mind you, X did not think of himself as an identity thief. Indeed, he bristled at the term - sometimes making the point that a person's identity cannot be stolen.

  "Why, it makes about as much sense to speak about stealing a soul," he once observed. He would instead refer to "borrowing" the identities of his marks, a term he preferred to "victim." Among his cohorts, he described himself as a "professional imposter" and took tremendous pride in his chameleon-like ability to alter his appearance and speech patterns.

  "An imposter," X lectured Samantha on more than one occasion when waxing philosophical, "practices the highest level of acting. The performance has to be absolutely flawless, because the penalty for failure isn't a bad review, it's a stint in Attica." He sometimes spoke of his "craft" with a kind of reverence one might expect from a long-in-the-tooth member of the Barrymore clan rattling on about the theater.

  Of course, X boasted no such impressive lineage. He could be maddeningly cagey when discussing his past with his accomplices. His place of birth, true name and ethnic background were details he never divulged. But, while spooning in the blissful afterglow of his first roll in the hay with Samantha three years ago, he once revealed this much: His immigrant mother had worked as a maid for a series of rich families, and on not one but two occasions she'd been taken advantage of - once in a pantry, once on a freshly mopped kitchen floor.

  So he felt he was striking a blow for all those who cleaned the toilets of the hoi polloi, "the little people who drive their limousines and trim their hedges," as he put it. Because he limited his practice to targets who boasted a net worth in excess of $500,000, he felt that he was redistributing wealth.

  "We're like Robin Hood and his Merry Men," he once declared, when trying to persuade a reluctant geek in a computer repair department into turning over a disk bearing a copy of a certain celebrity's My Documents file.

  X resided in a loft in lower Manhattan leased to "Mel Gallo," a name X rather fancied. There existed, as one might guess, a real Mel Gallo, who had been unfortunate enough to pass X in a crowded New Jersey restaurant 11 months earlier. This fellow patron's wallet contained several RFID-enabled credit cards and a Veteran's Administration ID card. A radio frequency identification chip on these cards allows data such as the bank name and account number - and the vet's Social Security number - to be read a short distance away.

  This makes transactions smoother than with cards that rely on magnetic strips. It also allowed the identity thief's handy-dandy little scanner to pick up the information four feet away from the real Mel Gallo.

  Honestly, it was little more than an updated form of good old-fashioned "shoulder-surfing" - standing next to an old lady at a checkout line and memorizing her name, address, and bank information as she scribbled out a check (to the annoyance of the growing line behind her). But X found this much more dignified and hoped to get a good deal of mileage from the little gizmo before more people wised up and turned to the new, electronically shielded wallets.

  The apartment was on the fifth floor, accessed by an old-fashioned elevator that rattled unnervingly as it crawled up. But X, who was a bit claustrophobic, preferred to trot up the stairwell, eerily lit though it was.

  Their digs were far from luxurious, surprisingly Spartan one might even say, because they were prepared to skip town at a moment's notice - bags were packed in a closet. A genuine Miro obtained a year earlier in an auction-house scam was one of their few extravagances, along with a few choice pieces of antique furniture.

  No, rather than invest in pricey furnishings, designer clothes or luxury autos, they stashed most of their funds in the Cayman Islands, while rolling the dice with some small change on Wall Street. One associate of X's, a retired flimflam man in his late 80s, scolded him that this frugal approach was folly.

  "Spend it while you've got it," the wizened old Irishman advised between puffs on a cigar. "That way, if you end up in jail, at least you'll have memories of having lived like a king."

  But X had no more intention of winding up in prison than becoming Emperor of Japan. He was, so he thought, far cleverer than any lawman.

  As soon as he opened the door, Samantha, blond and voluptuous to the verge of being pleasantly plump, rolled away from the computer where she did the majority of her work, hopped off the swivel chair and wrapped her fleshy arms around him.

  "Where have you been?"

  "The trains were slow."

  She sniffed his collar.

  "You didn't stop off at some old girlfriend's, did you?"

  He sighed. "Yes, I confess. Jessica Alba and I spent 20 minutes knocking boots. And I have to say, she's not all she's cracked up to be. So a three-way is out."

  She smacked his shoulder with mock anger and they kissed.

  When not accusing her partner of infidelity, Samantha had the perky manner of a morning news personality. She projected sufficient warmth to easily convince people to surrender the most personal information over the phone. When she called potential targets posing as a representative of the IRS and said, "I have to verify to whom I'm speaking. What is your Social Security number?" they'd typically comply without hesitation.

  Although her flair for dialects was by no means as impressive as X's, she could pull off regional accents well enough to sound like your next-door neighbor, whether she was calling Boston or Mississippi. Even when she
posed as a debt collector, homeowners would readily spill their entrails. When talking to a man, her voice would become so sweet even the gruffest old curmudgeon would melt.

  Apart from phone work, Samantha spent most of her time at the computer, creating impeccable dummy Web pages, and deluging the Internet with emails sent to potential marks - phishing as it was dubbed by authorities.

  Perhaps due in part to her sedentary "job," she was 15 pounds overweight and insecure about it. She tended to become hysterical if X eyed the legs of a pretty girl on the street. She once pouted for a day when he opined that J.Lo had a nice butt, as if this were somehow a veiled commentary on her own derriere.

  Yet - and X would never admit this to a soul - there came a certain security in having a woman that not every young stud was banging down doors to bang.

  "Okay, okay," X demanded. "What's got you so fired up you blab over the phone like some kind of newbie."

  "Take a look at this," she said, eagerly leading him to the computer terminal. "You'll never believe who we hooked in the Homeland Security hustle."

  Many low-level identity thieves relied on dumpster diving - retrieving documents that victims had failed to shred, such as bank statements, preapproved credit card applications and deposit slips. Although this remained a staple of their trade, X and Samantha used far more sophisticated techniques for gathering information. And they typically kept their hands clean, employing a trio of underlings - interns, X called them fondly.